Chapter 3: The Prostitute Li Shishi (2)

After Zhao Kai was reborn, he wanted to walk around and relax, learn about the customs and folk customs, and by the way, find a way to break the shackles around the neck of the ancestor, so that he could break out of a bloody path and get a new life. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoBy the way, take a look at Tokyo's No. 1 beauty teacher, the top ten female branches in history that I have admired for a long time. Who knows that he is despised by others, and it is extremely contemptuous, if he doesn't fight back, people think that he is a soft egg, and he can pinch it as much as he wants!

No way! You have to fight back! Li Yanei, what kind of thing are you? I also have to step on Lao Tzu's head and. I'm going to beat you to the point where you're trampled under your feet.

A young man with a dashing style came to Zhao Kai's field of vision. He wore a scarf on his head, a noble fox fur, a popular jade pendant at his waist, and a standard aristocratic scholar's dress.

The arrogant aristocratic son took a few steps forward, squinted at his own and sneered:

"Xiao Ke Li Zongzhi is here to challenge the four Yanei today. Today, it is a battle for poetry, not a victory over my father's official state. Whoever has a poem that is recognized by the public wins, and the winner gets the right to enjoy the moon with Miss Lee, the top of the Tokyo line! Losers get out of the way! ”

After Li Zongzhi finished speaking, his supporters all looked at the four yamen on the opposite side to see their reactions, and see if they dared to fight.

These straw bales also come to vassal elegance, it is really a toad who wants to eat swan meat, wishful thinking. People on Li Zongzhi's side thought so.

"We recommend Li Gongzi to represent our side with full powers! You don't have anybody, right? Haha straw bag wants to become a talent, dream! ”

Ha ha! Ha ha!

The crowd on the other side laughed.

When Tong Yanei heard this, he was secretly happy in his heart, his goal had been achieved, and His Royal Highness Jiu's arrangement, without fanning the flames himself, had already succeeded, huh! I'm still giving them a boost! His Royal Highness had a good face, and when he thought of this, Tong Qian Yanei shouted: "His grandmother's * woman is money, and a man is for the appearance of a woman, Lao Tzu, I have money!" How do you talk about poetry? I'm going to stun her with money! ”

After shouting at the crowd on the other side, he hurriedly ran back, and his purpose was achieved. Then he pretended to be angry and discussed with everyone: "Lord Wang, everyone, should we fight?" Why don't we go somewhere else to admire the moon? It's so dirty here, it's all rubbish! I lost my appetite when I looked at them. ”

This person has already made a plan, Zhao Kai wants to save face, and he will not retreat when he dies, so he has to fight, and then lose face in front of all the scholars, so as to achieve his loyalty to His Royal Highness the Nine. So he himself pretended to start retreating, and the two tremors almost wanted to go first.

Looking at Cai Yanei again, he also has a black line on his face, this guy is a real straw bag, and there is nothing in his stomach except grass. Wang Yanei also looked like his butt was about to leave the stool. They are all afraid, they have lost enough face, and they don't want to lose face!

Seeing this, Zhao Kai sighed secretly in his heart, alas! What kind of friends did this predecessor of mine make! Why are people scared to quit when they take on a challenge? They're almost scared and in their pants! What a pus-filled bag!

"Shall we take a look elsewhere?" Zhao Kai asked tentatively.

"Okay!"

"Good! I look at these people and I get sick! As soon as the three of them saw the prince's proposal, they hurriedly echoed and went elsewhere to admire the moon.

"No!"

Zhao Kai looked at the three people who were eager to get out of the land as soon as possible, and said categorically: "If this Li Yanei doesn't challenge us, maybe we can go elsewhere to admire the moon, but since they have already issued a war letter, we must fight!" My life credo is: there are only soldiers who die on the battlefield, and there are no deserters who run away! ”

Feign! Slapped a swollen face and filled with fat, the three yamen thought to themselves, I'll see how you end up then.

"If any of you escapes today, we will cut off our robes and be regarded as passers-by from now on!"

Yes! Everyone was amazed! The three Yanai were taken aback, as if they didn't recognize him, this straw bag was the same as himself, when did he become so confident! Could it be that he was kicked in the head by a donkey? Nonsense?

Tong Qian Yanei was secretly happy in his heart when he heard this, okay, the fish is hooked, see if you are ugly today! The task assigned to him by His Royal Highness Nine was successfully completed.

"Swear to follow the prince" Tong Qian hurriedly made a decision and did not let Zhao Kai regret it. Cai Yanei and Wang Yanei cast contemptuous glances. Tong Qian turned a blind eye.

"Haha! The four straw bales actually want the ugly duckling to turn into a white swan and daydream! There was laughter from the other side.

Li Zongzhi saw that the largest and most famous straw bales in the four yamen were about to be sharpened, so his eyes turned to his heart.

Since you want to make a fool of yourself, I will let you make a big fool and hit you hard, so that you will hide far away after seeing us, thinking of this, he hurriedly complimented: "I heard that the third prince is only eight buckets high, and he is rich and five cars, and Zongzhi is here to listen to the prince's masterpiece!" ”

"Lord Yun, if you can fill in a poem within seven steps, all of us will worship you as a teacher, and kowtow to you in public!" Someone in the crowd on the opposite side was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and hurriedly shouted loudly.

As soon as Zhao Kai heard the music, his chance to become famous had come, and he wanted to wash the image of his predecessor who left him with a straw bag. My predecessor owed me a bunch of debts, and now I have to pay off my debts.

So Zhao Kai stood up, walked in front of Li Zong and pretended to be angry and said: "As the saying goes: Shibei should be impressed for three days, you have flattened others!" ”

Hahaha! Hahaha! The other side laughed.

"We're just flattening you, what's the matter, you have the ability to beat us with poetry! We know that you are the prince, but the Great Song Dynasty governs the country according to law! It's not an official status that oppresses people with power! We only admire the crown prince Zhao Huan, he is the best talent! What are you ・・・・・・?"

"It's garbage, straw bales," whispered a man across from him.

Ha ha! Ha ha! The person on the other side laughed again.

"Do you dare to stand up and give your name to compete with me?" Zhao Kai looked at the person opposite angrily and said, his grandmother's is the crown prince Zhao Huan again, this guy is ghostly! Everywhere he goes, he can hear someone praising him and then flattening himself. He has become a reference for him to become famous all over the world, he is a green leaf, and others are a red flower.

The person in front of him came over and bowed and saluted: "Lord Wang, under Li Zongzhi, for his father Li Gang, I am willing to make a bet with you to win or lose, you and I high-five the oath, and everyone here will witness together!" ”

The two of them were about to high-five the oath, and then Tong Yanei shouted: "Lord Wang, don't, don't high-five・・・・・・ ah!" Tong Yanei was afraid that Zhao Kai would regret it, so he hurriedly added a sentence according to his character. Seeing that the prince had made up his mind, he hurriedly saw the wind and turned the rudder to please the prince:

"Good! I swear to follow the prince to the death! ”

Zhao Kai clapped his hands and said, "The one who retreats from the battle is not my friend!" Please take care of yourself! ”

Tong Yanei happily went back to sit down and watch the excitement, and said secretly in his heart: Big straw bag, you just wait to be embarrassed! The Lao Tzu set has been set up, so you can drill into it obediently! Ha ha! Your Highness the Nine, just wait to hear the news of victory! The task you commanded was completed today. He thought in his heart how His Highness Nine would praise himself.

"Good! Good! Good! Saying that, the people on the other side came over to report their homes and swore an oath with Zhao Kai and said: "We recommend Li Gongzi as a representative, and we will never regret it!" ”。

"Good! Since everyone is so appreciative, if I lose, I will worship you as a teacher with the four Yanei, and this beauty will testify! Zhao Kai looked at the fairy beauty next to him, and pointed at the beauty and said.

Listening to the proud words of the straw bale prince, the beauty stood up and looked at everyone, and smiled, "The prince's order, the little woman dare not disobey!" The little girl will give you a testimony and witness the earth-shattering poetry of the prince together! ”

Zhao Kai carefully looked at the famous prostitutes of the Northern Song Dynasty, and saw that she had sideburns and crows, phoenixes and greens, autumn water as divine jade as bones, hibiscus as faces, and willows as eyebrows. A touch of slim waist, slim and cute. Three-inch lunge, thin and pleasant.

Soon a maid lit a stick of incense, and everyone watched the incense time, waiting to see the prince apprentice. This straw bale prince is going to make jokes again. Everyone whispered and waited to see Zhao Kai's joke.

Zhao Kai looked at the slowly burning incense, and then looked at Li Zongzhi, who was meditating, and deliberately walked over and interfered: "I heard that Li Yanei's literary brilliance is flying, why don't you become a poem in seven steps!" I'm waiting for my apprenticeship! ”

Wow! Zhao Kai's words were shocked all over the audience, this one made up his mind not to let Li Zongzhi win! Neither of them has poetry, that's a tie, good intentions! It doesn't look like it's a straw bale!

Li Zongzhi's heart was brewing, and he was about to write a poem, but he was interrupted by this straw bag, and he couldn't remember the following part. Looking at the proud Zhao Kai, his face was pale, but he couldn't bear it and didn't get angry, and he bet that he didn't interfere with others! This is their own mistake. I can only knock out my teeth and swallow it in my stomach, swallowing this evil breath.

"Then listen to the masterpiece! It's never too late to do it! Li Zongzhi reacted quickly.

"The prince is cheating, or you can say it quickly, let us lose and convince us!" A transparent-minded person in the crowd opposite saw Zhao Kai interrupting Li Zongzhi's train of thought, and quickly thought of the other party's trick. But he couldn't come up with a good countermeasure, so he could only shout anxiously when he saw the prince disturbing Li Yanei.

"I heard that the prince's exit is a chapter, and the little woman is willing to hear about it!" Master Li couldn't stand it anymore and stood up and pulled the bias frame. She admired Lord Li Gang very much, and especially despised the straw bag Zhao Kai, so she came over and blatantly pulled the shelf.

Looking at the charming face, Zhao Kai responded:

"Good! Today I will convince you of the loss! ”

Zhao Kai looked at the fireworks in the sky, constantly blooming in the sky, so he said:

"Xiao Wang will write a song today and let everyone comment!"

The word card is: "Qingyu Case"

Dedicated to my favorite: Miss Li Shishi, the head of the Tokyo trip!

Wow!

Everyone was shocked! This one is so open!

The topic is:

Bianliang has a feeling when he sees his teacher!

Suddenly, the crowd fell silent.

"Thousands of trees bloom on the night of the east wind,"

When everyone saw the fireworks in Bianliang, they thought this is good! are all looking down to savor the beauty of this sentence. It just fits the characteristics of the scene in front of you.

At this time, the next sentence came again.

"More blows down, the stars are like rain."

Wow! It's wonderful, the fireworks in the sky, like rain, look at the beautiful scenery and taste the second words. That's a really good description, everyone thought to themselves. Why can't I think of it? Isn't this a straw bale? Someone thought to himself.

"BMW carved cars are full of fragrance."

And when they heard him, he groaned again.

Watching the luxuriously decorated carriages coming and going on Bianliang Street, the woman who admired the lanterns came with a gust of incense and left a fragrant breeze behind, leaving people with a reverie.

"Good!" The crowd couldn't stop shouting!

It's just too incoming. Is this really a straw bag word? What about the words of genius? The crowd thought to themselves.

A melodious sound of the jade flute came, and I don't know which head of the family was playing the piano and the sound of the jade flute, looking up to see the moon in the sky slowly moving.

"The sound of the phoenix flute moves, and the light of the jade pot turns,"

Great, everybody has entered, that's a beautiful word!

"A night of fish and dragon dance."

In the distance, people spontaneously organized dragon lantern dances to congratulate the world of singing and dancing. The noisy gongs and drums in the distance were deafening.

Everyone was so enchanted that they forgot to cheer.

On Bianliang Street, women with full heads of jewelry, colorful clothes and girlfriends are enjoying the lanterns, and they are chattering about the lanterns. Under the gaze of everyone, it gradually disappeared from everyone's field of vision.

"Moth Snow Willow Golden Wisp,"

"Laughter is full of dark fragrance."

At this time, everyone saw Zhao Kai coming over and went straight to Master Li. Everyone thought to themselves, what is he doing here? But no one jumped out to interrupt him, but consciously flashed a way. Zhao Kai walked in front of Master Li, pointed at Master Li with his hand, and everyone followed his fingers, seeing that Master Li was even more beautiful under the light, it seemed that the Nine Heavens Fairy had descended to the earth.

A gust of wind blew, and the clothes fluttered, like fairies dancing with the wind.

Zhao Kai turned around, looked at Master Li with affection, and finally chanted:

"The crowd is looking for her a thousand times,

Looking back suddenly,

But the man is there,

The lights are dim. ”

For a long time, everyone was silent. One by one, they seemed to be fascinated by the magic and groaned:

The crowd is looking for her thousands of times,

Looking back suddenly,

But the man is there,

The lights are dim.

Everyone was drunk.

Half a day later, the entire high platform resounded with thunderous applause and cheers that screamed to the sky.

"Okay!!"

"Wonderful"

Many burst into tears of emotion. Many pedestrians on the street heard this shout and gathered around, thinking that something had happened, and asked for a long time and no one answered him, only to see that these people were chanting something one by one.

Listen carefully to what it is:

Thousands of trees bloom at night in the east wind,

More blown down, the stars are like rain.

BMW carved cars are full of fragrance.

The sound of the phoenix flute moves,

jade pot light turning,

A night of fish and dragon dance.

Moth snow willow golden wisps,

The laughter is full of dark fragrance.

The crowd is looking for him thousands of times,

Looking back suddenly,

But the man is there,

The lights are dim.

When these people heard this, they were also stupid, and they were also stupidly groaning:

Looking back suddenly,

But the man is there,

The lights are dim.

What a good word! Isn't this what you want to say to your sweetheart? Who said that? It must be a fairy descending to the mortal world.

The audience was stupid, and our heroine Li Shishi was even more stupid, I saw her looking at Zhao Kai blankly, bursting into tears, sobbing softly, seeing her face was fascinated, and she was completely stunned by Zhao Kai's words.

My Prince Charming appeared, and the person I had entrusted my life with for the rest of my life appeared.

"Official, it's so hard for you to make the slave family wait! The slave family is willing to give everything I have for you! ”

In the end, Master Li said a shocking sentence that cried ghosts and gods.

Is this guy crazy? She doesn't sell her body! Some aristocratic sons couldn't buy her a smile. Why does this straw bag prince want her to dedicate herself to a word? Is there still a heavenly principle? When many people hear about the dedication of the Tokyo trip, they wonder why she didn't dedicate herself to me! What an eye-catcher! Oh my God! That's not fair! A flower is stuck in cow dung! It's a waste!

If the crown prince Zhao Huan listened, he would definitely vomit three liters of blood in anger, he couldn't buy a beauty with a smile, his sworn enemy, the third brother of the straw bag, Zhao Kai, would make the family live or die with a single word, is there still heavenly reason?

Zhao Kai looked at the stunned crowd, and laughed secretly in his heart, I can't shock you! Lao Tzu has a 5,000-year-old cultural heritage! Brother Xin Qiji, I can't stand you, this word is mine! You can drink the northwest wind from now on!

"Tong Yanei, Cai Yanei, Wang Yanei, come and wait for the apprentice to come to apprentice!" Zhao Kai let out a loud shout and woke up the people who were intoxicated.

Tong Yanei was secretly annoyed in his heart when he saw it, he wanted to see him make a fool of himself? How do you make him stand out? What can I do? His grandma's! Could it be that Lao Tzu rebelled? Be a capricious villain? Tong Qian is entangled. But he had to pretend to be happy!

"Hmmm! Not bad! I became a teacher in the blink of an eye with the third prince, and I just wanted to pretend to be my grandson! Now that the time has come for us to be majestic, we used to be always stepped on by these people, but now that we have the opportunity, we have to step on it back. Tong Qian looked at Zhao Kai and the other three and said with a smile: "Let's turn over and be the master!" Get out of the gas! ”

After saying this, in a blink of an eye, he thought of His Royal Highness Jiu's entrustment again, and he failed! He patted his chest in front of others and promised, what did he do? He himself felt as if he had eaten in his heart.

But looking at His Royal Highness, he endured extreme disappointment and walked over.

"Li Zongzhi, come and see the teacher!" Tong Yanei shouted, Cai Yanei and Wang Yanei were not to be outdone, and shouted with their voices. They stood behind Zhao Kai and shouted loudly.

Li Zongzhi listened to the shouts of several people, bowed his head and pondered for a long time, and finally made up his mind not to embarrass his half-hung words, his words are compared to the light of fireflies and the light of the sun, not a little worse! It's a thousand miles a day!

He turned around, bowed deeply three times to the people around him, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm just a little shallow in my studies, and I've embarrassed you!" ”

"Don't grind! Fast! Come and apprentice! Cai Yanei shouted. Wang Yanei shouted, and Tong Yanei scolded.

I saw Li Zongzhi come over, came to Zhao Kai, bowed deeply, and then respectfully kowtowed three times, and said loudly: "Under Li Zongzhi, he is a shallow learner, and he is willing to lose the bet, and the students will meet the teacher!" ”

Zhao Kai hurriedly wanted to pull him up, but this one resolutely didn't! I am willing to gamble and lose, and only get up after kowtowing three times.

Looking at the crowd on the other side, they walked over very reluctantly and learned

Li Zongzhi's appearance, after the apprenticeship, he excused himself to leave one after another, blushing like a monkey's buttocks, and left stupidly.

Looking at the people who left, Tong Yanei and the other three shouted loudly: "Bianliang City." There are a lot of young ladies, so let's go and enjoy it, and the three hundred wars will be peaceful! ”

The people who went away heard that they ran faster, and secretly complained to Li Gongzi in their hearts, it seems that you are a big straw bag! We've wasted all our efforts! It seems that the world has changed, and even fools can become phoenixes!

People's ugly ducklings become phoenixes, you are a dehaired phoenix is not as good as a chicken!

"The students respectfully invite the teacher and Miss Li to enjoy the moon!" After Li Zongzhi finished speaking, he stood behind Zhao Kai.

The words of Tong Yanei and others reached Li Zongzhi's ears, and this guy's face turned even redder when he heard it, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, but the teacher didn't speak, and he couldn't retire, otherwise he would be disrespectful to the teacher!

Looking at Li Zongzhi's embarrassment, Zhao Kai smiled:

Refreshing! That's how life should be! The beauty is on the side, stepping on the enemy fiercely and slapping her face fiercely. If you dare to laugh at Lao Tzu, you must have the heart to be stepped on.

But Tong Ya's heart was like 10,000 ants biting him, this time he was self-defeating, he originally wanted to make Zhao Kai ugly, but who knew that it was a mistake and made this guy famous. His Royal Highness the Ninth knew this result and would definitely greet him with big-eared melon seeds. He pretended to be happy on his face, but in his heart he was racking his brains to think about how to remedy it, let this fool make a fool of himself, and complete the affairs of His Royal Highness the Nine.

Ay! I really know people and faces, but I don't know my heart! If Zhao Kai knew Tong Qian's thoughts, he would definitely strangle him!

PS: Li Zongzhi's son of Li Gang, there is no record in the official history, but there is a record in the wild history.

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