Chapter 65: Meng Tian is born
Chen Zheng carefully recalled the conversation between the two outside the carriage, and suddenly felt shocked in his heart, which is black and white impermanence, it is clear that the two Fan Sui guests met in Changping.
Why are you so unlucky?! After coming out of Handan this time, he was trapped in Anyi and trapped in the party, and he was tied up to go to Xianyang, in case he was locked up by Fan Sui in Xianyang for three years and five years, and when he returned to Zhao, Chen Xiaozheng would play soy sauce!
Thinking of this, Chen Zheng secretly exerted all his strength, tying his rope without any signs of loosening.
The carriage moved forward in the dark night, Chen Zheng's weak body struggled in the carriage, and gradually, the sky dawned!
"Haha, brother, look, it's Hangu Pass in front, and our brothers can sleep for a while!"
"What do you sleep on? Let's keep going! Prime Minister Fan is waiting in Xianyang, but he is anxious! ”
"How about sleeping for an hour? We've been on the road all night, and we don't have to worry about it for an hour, right? ”
"If you want to sleep, go to the carriage and lie down with the man surnamed Lu, brother, I'll catch the car."
"Lying with that kid? Brother, aren't you afraid that I will slaughter him on impulse? Don't forget, our brothers were first drunk by him in Changping, and then teased by him in South Korea, and they were originally stuffed into the coffin by this kid, but so many people died, and they were driven out of South Korea by King Han. Brother, do you think we have a good relationship with this kid? ”
"Hehe, how can I forget what you said, brother! Right now, in Xianyang, it's not just our Fan Cheng waiting for this kid, Lou Chuan and Zhao Hao have already been gearing up and sharpening their knives, even if our Fan Cheng spares him, this kid has to be put into the coffin by Lou Jie and Zhao Hao, waiting to see a good show! ”
"Hearing my brother say this, why am I so excited?! Haha, then let's drive all the way through Hangu Pass, waiting to see this kid being played to death in Xianyang! Hahahaha! ”
"Don't let your grandma haha, wake up this kid, maybe there will be some story, shut your mouth!"
"Close it, close it, I don't believe it, this kid has become the turtle in the urn in the carriage, the fish in the net of our brothers, and the thing in Prime Minister Fan's bag, what else can there be a story."
Chen Zheng in the carriage listened to it sincerely, and unconsciously broke out in a cold sweat, but his body was weak, and his only strength was exhausted.
Since the rope couldn't break free, Chen Zheng moved to the back of the carriage little by little, and it seemed that he only jumped out of the car halfway!
Just as Chen Zheng moved to the side of the carriage, the carriage suddenly stopped.
"Who? It's early in the morning, don't you know it's not time to switch at this time?! A voice fell from above.
"Presumptuous! Don't give Lao Tzu the switch yet, Lao Tzu is Prime Minister Fan's doorman, delaying Prime Minister Fan's big event, you can't be cut off even if you have ten heads! ”
Huh? The tone is not small! If you mention Prime Minister Fan and let you go, then you can simply dismantle Hangu Pass, so that the people of the six countries in the east can rush in, wouldn't it be happy!
Fan Sui's doorman was also happy: I think you're new here, right? Lao Tzu went back and forth at this city gate, and it was the first time I met you so horizontal. I said you guard the gates of the city, come down and see, we have a golden cake to honor you.
"Say it early, wait!"
Several soldiers on the city wall opened the city gate in an instant and appeared in front of the carriage with lightning speed.
"Where's the golden cake?" One of the GIs stretched out his hand.
"Nope."
"None? All right! If you dare to tease us, brothers, and tie up these two sharp-billed monkeys, and bring them back to prison, I will not believe that you will not be able to make a golden cake from you. ”
At this time, I only heard a doorman say: Lao Tzu doesn't have golden cakes, but I have this.
"Except for the golden cake, there is nothing in vain. If you want to pass, wait two more hours! ”
"Look at this, isn't it easy to do it?"
As soon as the leading soldier raised his eyes, hey, I am a living ancestor, it turns out that the second elder has the golden road sign of King Qin, his knees are weak, he knelt on the ground on the spot, and kowtowed vigorously: The little one has eyes and no beads, and the adults don't have the same knowledge as me!
"Even if you kid has eyesight, you can still recognize King Qin's street signs. Let me ask you again, is it time to clear the customs? ”
The soldier was stunned: No!
"Huh? No? ”
"Huh? It's just not! ”
A soldier next to him stabbed this unenlightened one, and then said to the two doormen with a hippie smile: It's here, it's here, according to the rules, it's the time switch, and it's four quarters now.
As soon as Chen Zheng heard it, I damn it, isn't it the fourth hour of the hour! Why don't you say it's 2:60 now?!
"What's the point? Hurry up and switch it for Lao Tzu! ”
The leader was still wrinkling his fingers and muttering: Four quarters of the hour? When? It's three o'clock now!
A doorman couldn't bear it anymore, jumped out of the carriage and rushed over, splitting his head and covering his face with a left hook and a right hook: I'll let you break your fingers again! I'll let you count the hours again! Lao Tzu drove the carriage all night, just waiting to go back to Xianyang to catch up on sleep! I don't know what to do with you.
A soldier of the Qin State with a sturdy physique, was beaten out of two black circles by a thin man like this, who let the family have the commissioner's pass issued by the chairman in his hand!
Therefore, if the monkey wears a crown, the lion, the tiger, and the big bear also have to bow their heads, and this hierarchy seems to be a natural product of nature, not only in the human world, but also in the animal world outside of man, even if it is an ant nest.
I only heard the sound of the heavy door opening and closing outside, and Chen Zheng's heart also rose to his throat, oh my God! Help me!
With the crisp sound of horses' hooves, the carriage staggered into the east gate of Hangu Pass, and then there was a dull and heavy sound of the door closing.
"This street sign given by Prime Minister Fan Cheng is good, if it turns into a golden cake, it is not as useful as it!"
"That's it! This was given to our Prime Minister Fan by King Qin himself, just rush this trust, can our Prime Minister Fan not be ruined! ”
The two doormen were chatting in the car, and suddenly braked suddenly, and Chen Zheng almost returned to the position just now with inertia.
I saw a young general of the Qin State standing there in front of him blocking the way, and behind him he pressed twenty or thirty Qin State evil wolves.
"Stop! It's not time to clear the customs, how did you get in? If I hadn't made my rounds here, wouldn't I have let you slip through! As he spoke, the young man drew his sword and pointed at the two doormen.
The two doormen looked at each other helplessly and smiled, and then took out the golden road sign and shook it, look at what this is, don't you hurry up and get out of the way? We are Prime Minister Fan's people, if we don't want to die, we can stay on the sidelines!
The young general was also stunned when he saw the street sign: Since you are Prime Minister Fan's person, and you have a street sign in your hand, then pass it.
"Hehe, if you knew this was the case, why bother in the way. Get out of the way! The two doormen laughed triumphantly.
"Wait!" The boy stood there unmoved.
"Huh? What do you mean? ”
"Since you two have a sign, just pass through. It's just that I'm going to check what your wagon contains. The young general pointed to the carriage with his sword.
"You dare?! It's against you! You dare to check even our carriages! Malier, who knows each other, get out of the way, I don't have time to grind my teeth with you. ”
"I see that you are really unscrupulous with street signs in your hands, but don't forget, this is Hangu Pass, if you bring the spies of any country in the east to pass, then won't our brothers sit with you?!"
"Presumptuous! I see that you are not very old, but your courage is not small, what is your name? We've been going back and forth here for years, why haven't we seen you? Wouldn't it be beautiful if you let us go over, maybe we will be happy and give you a few kind words from Prime Minister Fan, so that you can transfer your kid to Xianyang? ! ”
The young general smiled lightly: Hehe, it's up to you? With a street sign in your hand, you want to buy me in a few words? The more you say that, the more suspicious it becomes. If you let my people check it, I'll let you go." How is it?
The two men were so polite that their hair was about to burn, jumped out of the carriage, and walked straight to the young general: Just because you stinky little hairy boy, you still want to inspect our carriage? I'll use King Qin's street sign to blind your dog's eyes! Not to mention that there are no spies in this carriage, even if there is a dead donkey inside, you kid is not qualified to take a look!
Chen Zheng scolded in his heart in the carriage, you two are dead donkeys! At this moment, the small door at the back of the carriage was gently pried open from the outside.
What's the situation?!
Chen Zheng looked up in astonishment, only to see a Qin soldier standing on tiptoe outside the carriage, his eyes were bruised into two masses, and he was poking his head into the carriage.
When the four eyes met, both of them were stunned.
Chen Zheng looked at this second-generation baby panda with a frightened look on his face. The Qin soldier was also startled at first, and then put a finger to his mouth and let out a faint "shhhh
All right! Chen Zheng looked at the mallet that was beaten into a panda and was speechless, thinking, don't you look at it, the little master has a cloth stuffed in his mouth, I want to speak, can I say it?!
Although this soldier of the Qin State has few brains, his strength is not small, and he stretched out his hand to lift Chen Zheng out of the carriage, which is really like picking up something in a bag and catching a chicken with an eagle!
The soldiers of the Qin State carried Chen Zheng on their shoulders like a sack, quietly signaled to the young generals in front, and then gently restored the carriage door to its original state, and walked on tiptoe like a thief.
The young general faced the two doormen, and saw one of his own people carrying one from the carriage from a distance, but he was also silent, and continued to insist on checking the carriage of the carriage.
The two doormen are already a small universe outbreak, one poses with the white crane with bright wings, and the other poses with the black tiger digging out the heart, if you don't let it go, we will enlarge the move!
When the young general saw it, why was he still in a hurry?! It's not like you don't know each other if you don't fight! Does what you just said count?
What words?
You see, you forgot it so quickly, and you can still have fun together in the future, right? Xianyang, what I just said.
The two doormen glanced at each other, and then showed a wicked smile, since you are interested in Xianyang, say it earlier! Don't worry, as long as you let us go smoothly, the affairs of Xianyang are wrapped up in Lao Tzu, oh no, they are wrapped up in us.
Then it's a deal! The young general turned around and beckoned two Qin soldiers to come closer: You lead the way in front, inform the West Gate, don't stop it, just let it go!
The carriage went all the way to the west gate, and the two doormen laughed secretly in their hearts, hehe, this stupid boy, he still wants us to give him a few kind words to transfer to Xianyang, and he didn't even say a name, isn't this stupid home! I'll teach him a good lesson when I have a chance in the future.
The young general was also secretly happy, two stupid guys, holding a street sign, wanted to be a big-tailed wolf, and dared to speak disrespectfully, open their mouths to scold, and go back to Xianyang in an empty car.
It seems that the result is a great joy for all.
When a thing is viewed from different angles, it often has different results. When you're snickering, maybe someone is laughing at you behind your back. When you're smug, maybe you're just a joker in other people's words and jokes! Therefore, people, don't take yourself too seriously, of course, you can't help but take yourself seriously, you can't get carried away, be complacent, and don't give up on yourself, self-esteem, this degree, it's not easy to grasp.
Seeing the carriage leave, the young general led his troops in the direction of the east gate.
At this time, Chen Zheng had been carried by the Qin soldier to a room inside the city gate, and when he was panicking, he saw the young general walking in.
"Someone, still not loose?!" With an order, the rope on Chen Zheng's body was untied, and the cloth in his mouth was also taken out.
"Help him up. Why is there still a wound on this man's body? The young general pointed to Chen Zheng, who fell to the ground.
Chen Zheng, whose limbs were stiff, was barely helped up, gently moving his limbs.
"Who are you? How could they be tied up in a carriage? ”
Chen Zheng saw that this young general was only in his twenties, but he was heroic, and people didn't dare to look at it directly. Hey? Why does this person speak with a vague Shandong accent?!
Looking at the many fierce and vicious soldiers of the Qin State in front of him, Chen Zheng was also helpless, saying who he was? What if you make up a name, and then you are cut off in a daze and your head is upgraded?! Come to think of it, the name of Lu Buwei is the safest, at least he won't really die in Hangu Pass before he gets out of school, right?!
"I, I, my surname is Lu."
"Ask me what's your name, don't ramble! If it weren't for those two people who opened their mouths and cursed, we wouldn't have had time to rescue you. Maybe you're still a disaster! ”
"I, my name is Lu, Lü Buwei."
"What? Say it again! You are the Lu Buwei of the Patriotic Country? ”
Chen Zheng was a little confused: yes, what's wrong?
"Oh, benefactor! Are you really Lü Buwei? ”
Chen Zheng thought about it, am I his grandmother's Lu Buwei?!
"Benefactor, if it weren't for you, how could my father lead our family all the way from Qi to Qin?!"
Oops, I'll go! How many things did that real Lu Buwei do before I Chen Zheng came that I don't know? This is the rhythm of who has provoked whom?
The young general looked proudly at the many soldiers in the room, haha! I think that when our family was in Qi State, my father had no skills but no use, and it was thanks to meeting this Brother Lu that we arrived in Qin State. I thought that our Qi country was a state of etiquette, and Qin was a wild place, haha, my father came to Qin and was really reused by the king of Qin. If it weren't for the persuasion of our benefactor, my family would probably still be snubbed in the Qi country!
When Chen Zheng heard it, I didn't understand! Which god is this boy's father?
Just when he was puzzled, a soldier suddenly ran in from outside, out of breath: General, general, general, life, life, life, birth, birth, birth!
What? Literated? As soon as those two doormen left, I was promoted? That's too fast, right?!
No, no, it's not rising, it's yes, it's the husband, the wife is going to give birth, it's born!
When the young general heard this, he jumped up excitedly, hahahaha, the benefactor is really the lucky star of our family, as soon as the benefactor arrives, my son will also arrive, hahahaha!
Chen Zheng listened, huh? Why is this so awkward? When I arrive, your son arrives? Attaboy!
The young general also felt a little awkward, don't misunderstand, benefactor, you are you, my son is my son, two different things, nothing wrong!
Chen Zheng was dragged to a mansion by the man, and as soon as he entered the courtyard, he heard a woman in the house shouting: Meng Wu, you thing, where did you die?! It hurts my mother!
"Meng Wu? What is that...? ”
The young general patted Chen Zheng on the shoulder, haha, the benefactor is really Lu Buwei, isn't Meng Fu the father!
Chen Zheng stood in the courtyard and felt dizzy, holding his head and almost falling on the spot.
At this moment, an old woman ran out of the house: Congratulations to the little general, it's a son, you are a father, why don't you give the child a name soon?!
Meng Wuzheng was immersed in the joy of life and couldn't extricate himself, naming him? What's the name?
Chen Zheng was still dizzy and muttering to himself beside Meng Wu: Meng Fu? Mengwu? Isn't that Meng Tian the son of Meng Wu?
"The benefactor is really not ordinary, did you calculate that my son came in a carriage after he was born?! Meng Tian? Good name! Whoever listens to his benefactor is called Mengtian. Hahahaha, we have a queen in the Meng family! Brother Lu, let's go drinking! ”