Chapter 64: Returning

When you wake up, it's already the third pole of the day.

Chen Zheng touched his dizzy head and sat up, looking at the eye-catching word "poor" on his body, his mood was extremely bad.

Going to get out of here today anyway! Chen Zheng, who had made up his mind, put on his boots, walked slowly to the door of the room, and stretched out his hand to push the door open.

Outside the door, there were two guards standing on the left and right, and two halberds crossed in front of Chen Zheng's eyes, and one of them said: Mr. Lu must not leave this room without General Bai's order.

I'm looking for you General Bai, and it's okay for you to call General Wang Yi over, just say that I have something to do with him.

The guard smiled, let's look for it in a few days, General Bai took General Wang Di, General Wang Ling and General Sima Terrier out.

Out of the house? What did you do?

I went hunting, and I left early this morning.

Chen Zheng thought about it, hunting? What kind of hunting on such a cold day?

"When will your General Bai come back?"

Well, maybe 10 days, maybe 20 days, we can't say for sure. General Bai explained before leaving, he waited for Mr. Lu, and he was entertained with good food and drink, but he couldn't leave here.

When Chen Zheng heard this, okay, I won't leave the party, I'll go to the post house outside to see the people who come with me, right?

Cannot. This refers to this room, not to the party. Mr. Lu, don't worry, your friends are also greeted by our brothers, and we will make sure they are okay.

Chen Zheng is also in a hurry, where did you General Bai go hunting, take me there, I want to comment with him, how can he treat us like this, we are still in a hurry to go back to Handan!

The guard smiled, hehe, are you in a hurry to pass on General Bai and General Wang Ling's plan to attack Zhao to Handan? Die to this heart! When General Bai inspects the land, oh no, it's from hunting, and you don't want to leave the party. General Bai said, when Taiyuan, Wu'an and Pijiao are defeated, and the army sent by the King of Qin hits the city of Handan, I will think about the matter of a few of you.

When will that be?

Ha ha! When? I heard that Prime Minister Fan Cheng in Xianyang is busy now, recruiting troops, rushing to make weapons, and making a lot of ladders, not to mention three or five months!

Yes?! Three or five months? Chen Zheng's body shook, and he hurriedly held on to the door frame, I can wait, but Sister Zhao Ji can't wait!

Chen Zheng bent down and was about to get under the two halberds, but was grabbed by two guards and pushed back into the room.

"Can you give me a message?" Chen Zheng pinned his hopes on Han Fei and Li Mu outside, maybe they could think of a way to get out and come here to save themselves?!

No! General Bai said, you are here, they are here, they are there, and they are not allowed to pass on the news.

Oops, I'll go! What else did you General Bai say?

That's all I have to say, it's gone.

All right! It seems that I really have a tacit understanding with you General Bai, as long as I ask, he said it.

Chen Zheng angrily closed the door and thought about countermeasures, how to get out?

Looking around the room, there was only one exit, and two windows were on either side of the door, and the shadows of the guards flashed outside the windows.

white! Count you ruthless!

Two days have passed in a flash, and Chen Zheng is really living like a year!

In the past two days, Chen Zheng tried all his means to find those two door gods to drink bars, but people didn't drink. Pretend to go to the bathroom and think about running over the wall, and people are inseparable and look at it with big eyes. Let's sneak away in the middle of the night, people are in three shifts.

On the third day, Chen Zheng simply stopped running, he couldn't run anyway, took off his clothes, got me a basin of water, and I wanted to take a bath.

Not to mention, the service attitude of these two guards was okay, and they found a clean set of clothes for Chen Zheng, and they wanted to throw away the uniform with the word "poor" written on it. Chen Zheng took it back, I want to keep a souvenir, in case I wear it one day and go back to more than 2,000 years later! When the time comes, hang it in the classroom, and whoever is the first to the bottom of the exam will wear it and take two steps. Of course, teachers can't really do that. Don't give up on every student, give every student personal respect, treat each other equally, this is the teacher's morality, right?!

However, some teachers make themselves look like big leaders, and they will have meetings with parents at every turn, and they will talk about this and that endlessly, and they will really be hungry and hungry when they speak. Why bother!

To say that the wooden basin of the Warring States period is not small, Chen Zheng closed the door and lay alone in it to take a bath, which is called a comfortable, and the psychological and physical trauma in Anyi seems to have recovered instantly.

In fact, since the crossing, what makes Chen Zheng most uncomfortable is the hair that is neither long nor short, every time he washes his hair, there is no shampoo, and he has to comb it for a long time after washing. Sometimes when Chen Zheng picked up the bronze mirror and looked at his shawl hair, he really wanted to sing two sentences: In the crowd, there are you and me, meet and know each other, don't care a lot, let alone be sad, after all, one day you will understand me.

Or form a band with Han Fei and Li Mu in the Warring States Period, both with long hair, Han Fei will not sing, be a drummer, Li Mu will be a bass player, and Chen Zheng will be the lead singer with a guitar: chrysanthemum ancient sword and wine, soaked in coffee into the noisy pavilion......

Wouldn't it be beautiful to hold a concert tour in the Warring States period more than 2,000 years ago and attract countless fans!

Chen Zhengda lay in the bathtub during the day, shook his long hair and hummed a Cantonese song: Why is it here, tired like half drunk, in this space, hugging you...... Endless emptiness, like a blade quietly passing through the heart, WOO...... Still here, powerless like half-drunk, who makes my heart so cold at this time......

Suddenly, the door was kicked open!

Chen Zheng sat up abruptly and looked, I leaned, only to see a helicopter hovering in mid-air outside the door, hanging a few ropes from above, and several heavily armed masked special forces standing at the door, in the roar of the propeller and the air current, were waving to themselves: GoGoGoGo! Of course, this is just Chen Zheng's delusion.

The truth was that the door had indeed been kicked open, and the two door gods had fallen to the ground outside the door, and there were four or five masked men standing in the doorway. What's the situation?!

A masked man shouted, "Don't sing my idol's song!" Mariel got dressed and walked with us.

Chen Zheng thought about it, although I am locked up here, after all, my life is still guaranteed, who knows who these people are? In case it was sent by Lou and Zhao Hao, my skull would not be safeguarded. You said I'll leave, and I'll go to Kyushu in a hurry?

The masked men rushed in at once, and several swords rested on Chen Zheng's neck: Get dressed, hurry up!

I don't wear it, I don't wear it, my mother didn't come back. I don't get on, I don't fall for you, I don't fall for you, there's nothing to talk about between us, I don't get on, I don't fall for you, I suspect you're the legendary big bad wolf!

One of the masked men said to the other, "Centurion, our brothers have already cut off more than 3,000 heads with you, and we are only three short of all of them being promoted to the next level, so why don't we cut off all three?"

The other shouted: Fart! Why don't you chop your mother-in-law and baby and fill them with a few drops?! Can we kill the old Qin people?! Why are you crazy when you kid wants to be promoted?!

When Chen Zheng heard this, it turns out that you didn't kill those two door gods! Hey? Why are you two so strong in Shaanxi accents?

The centurion glared at Chen Zheng with a fierce light in his eyes, still in a Qin tone: It's really unlucky, I can't touch a single head in this job, I can't kill my own people, even your kid has to be brought back alive, it is better to let Lao Tzu touch all the way to Zhao State, so that the brothers can all be upgraded.

Upgrade? So you like to play upgrades, one deck or two decks? Upgrading is not as fun as fighting the landlord!

The centurion was stunned: What is an upgrade? I don't understand. All we know is how to cut people and take the heads back to make up the numbers. Three thousand five! Our brothers have been cutting down for a few years, and only 3,497 heads have been cut off, and three more will be upgraded! What do you say is a landlord? After cutting off people's heads and raising their titles, our brothers will be able to be lords in the future, and still use fights? You kid is talking strangely. I said, you kid hurry up and get dressed, put on and hurry.

In a hurry? What road?

As soon as Chen Zheng finished asking, the centurion glanced at the other masked men.

Subsequently, Chen Zheng was carried out naked like a hibiscus in the water, which froze Chen Zheng, his body shrunk into a ball, his upper and lower teeth trembled, bumped, grabbed his clothes and put them on, and did not forget to put the "bad" character uniform into it when he wore it.

Seeing that Chen Zheng was dressed, the masked people were about to carry him away, and Chen Zheng shouted: I haven't combed my hair yet!

When the masked man looked at it, too, this kid was still wearing a hair dishevel!

The centurion looked at Chen Zheng impatiently: I said that your kid is really a city person, but there are many rules, I count to three, you kid comb your hair, otherwise you will continue to be your rock singer.

Wait, wait, wait! It's already counted to three hundred, and Chen Zheng hasn't straightened his hair yet! The centurion was almost asleep, and several of the other masked men yawned.

Centurion can't bear it anymore, no need to endure it anymore, good boy! You still want to deliberately delay the time of our brothers, count three more times, if you don't fix it well, Lao Tzu cut your hair, do you believe it or not?!

Chen Zheng was very happy when he heard it, I said Brother Centurion, it turns out that you can cut your hair, you can cut my hair short, trim the edges, and then cut it thin, what's the matter? Did you bring tools?

You kid is full of strange words, are you bullying us people who are from Qian's head?!

The centurion stood up angrily, and took the sword on Chen Zheng's head to repair it.

I saw that the broken hair on the ground fell off one by one, and then looked up, Chen Zheng's hair had almost become a hairy inch in the hands of this amateur barber uncle in Shaanxi.

I've cut my hair short, I've cut my care, I've cut my unloved bifurcations, long and short, short and long, inch by inch struggling. Chen Zheng looked at the bronze mirror in the room, wow! It's so easy! It's so cool! Actually, I've wanted to have my hair like this for a long time, but I heard that there are a lot of rules in your Warring States, so I haven't dared to move! The problem is, you won't be able to rock 'n' roll in the future.

The centurion smiled, you forced me to cut it, you volunteered, you can't blame me if something happens.

Blame you? I thank you that it's too late! Walking.

Hey? That's not right! Why did I take the initiative to say "walking"?! I almost forgot that you were here to kidnap me, this is the whole thing.

Walk and walk, listen to you! The masked people shook their spirits and pounced on Chen Zheng.

When Chen Zheng went out with his feet off the ground, the two stunned door gods at the door also woke up with a chirp, just opened their eyes dimly, and each of them was kicked on the head again, and continued to have the unfinished dream just now.

Come outside, a well-enclosed carriage is waiting there, I'll get there! Where to go, where to go, stupid question, I float in the sky, free and powerless!

"Help! Kidnapping! ”

As soon as Chen Zheng shouted twice, he felt a blow to the back of his head, and then his head hung and he entered the quiet outer space.

In the silence and depth of outer space, Chen Zheng was alone, wearing a white spacesuit, holding a big bad wolf brand exterminator in his hand from time to time, adjusting the direction of travel.

Where is this? Isn't this 30,000 feet, isn't this grandma's solar system?!

When Chen Zheng fixed his eyes, wow! Isn't that the blue earth? Chen Zheng took the Killing Spirit and sprayed wildly in the opposite direction, and then flew in the direction of the earth.

When he was approaching the earth's atmosphere, Chen Zheng suddenly remembered, no! When you enter the atmosphere, there is a violent combustion! By the time I passed through the atmosphere, there was only a skeleton falling from the sky!

When Chen Zheng reacted too late, the exterminator spirit had already stopped working under the gravitational pull of the earth. Chen Zheng picked up the telescope hanging around his neck and stared at the earth, as if he had seen a long-lost home, a lush forest, a trickling river, a living creature that had been breeding for generations, running elephants, whales spraying water, herds of zebras, singing birds, giraffes, rhinoceros, camels, handsome horses, rows of geese, and a lamb had just been born, walking clumsy but firm steps, twisting and twisting behind his mother.

Two lines of tears dripped from the corners of Chen Zheng's eyes. Earth, the only home of mankind. We didn't cherish her well, we didn't take good care of her, selfish plunder, frequent wars, hungry children. Wearing a red T-shirt, blue shorts, and black shoes, little Alan was lying on the beach, her immature face still soaked in the sea, and the waves were still trying to wake up this innocent child. However, he had gone to heaven, where he met his mother and brother. Mother and son made their greatest wish in heaven, may peace and tranquility bless the living!

Because of the war, Alan's father lost his wife and two lovely children, muttering to himself: I don't want anything, everything I want is gone from me. I want to bury my children and sit next to them until the day I die.

Chen Zheng entered the earth's atmosphere, and the spacesuit on his body gradually burned in the scorching temperature, but at this time, a smile appeared on Chen Zheng's face, he firmly believed that as long as the truth, goodness and beauty of this planet are still retained, there is still hope for this planet, and mankind will not perish! In the future, human beings who abandon evil, greed, selfishness, and ignorance will truly become a member of the cosmic family!

In the burning, Chen Zheng seemed to be incarnated into a firebird, slowly opened his arms, embracing his homeland, between heaven and earth, a faint fire appeared, and then disappeared without a trace.

In a jolt, Chen Zheng opened his eyes, feeling that he was tied up in a carriage, and there was a sharp pain in the back of his head, where was this? Is it still in the Warring States?!

Chen Zheng struggled and writhed, moving forward with difficulty, through the gap in the curtain of the carriage, he saw the stars in the sky in a trance, it turned out that it was late at night.

Suddenly, Chen Zheng heard a conversation outside the carriage: This kid won't wake up in the carriage, right?

No, don't worry! Even if he wakes up, he will be tied, and he will not be able to run away this time.

It's really hard to catch this kid, so that we have to drive the carriage in the middle of the night, and when we get to the place, I have to kick him a few times!

Don't really wake up this kid.

Hum! According to me, he should have been killed a long time ago, and it would have saved our brothers trouble.

Okay, okay, don't say a word, hurry carefully, if you fall into the ditch, our brothers will be really endless with this kid.

Chen Zheng barely supported his upper body, and saw two people sitting outside the carriage, one in black and the other in white, I'll go! Could it be that the two brothers of black and white impermanence?! There is also a special car pick-up service in this netherworld?!