They were dumb and did not look for Jin Lian, but Jin Lian wanted to look for them, but when they saw that Jin Lian had collected her legs, put on shoes and socks, and walked over again, she said to them:

"The two of you regard foot-binding as glory, so, this girl, do you dare to come out and take two steps?"

"I, why should I come out and take two steps? We nobles are different from you untouchables, we have to take a sedan chair to travel, and our feet are noble things, how can we let it touch the ground......"

"If you don't touch the ground, why don't you go to heaven!"

Jin Lian's two sentences slapped Bu Zhidao and Li Guijie's faces, and at the same time, they also woke up the stunned Wu Zhi - Jin Lian's sentences, do you dare to come out and take two steps, why don't you go to heaven, and the sentence "Is it a sister and brother of a sibling, or a long-lost brother and sister" that he said when he scolded the unclear relationship between the two just now, these uses are all very modern......

This amazing similarity!

It's-

If you don't accept it, you can't.

"You, what do you mean, tell you to sing a song, just don't sing, twist and pinch like something, say what we are dogs, one of you is a splash, the other is a shameless cousin......"

Sister Li Gui was angry, she didn't hide her mouth, and scolded others with the word "cousin", but her face was hot and painful.

"That's it, our Sister Li Gui sings very well, asking you to sing is something that can afford you, you don't know how to lift, and you are only worthy of being a broken shoe for the rest of your life!"

Bu Zhidao didn't choose to speak, he didn't think that his words would hurt him, not to lift up Sister Li Gui, but to expose her shortcomings......

Jin Lian's originally angry face couldn't help laughing all of a sudden, snorted, and became happy.

These two are so funny!

"Who are you scolding?" Sister Li Gui's face was red and white for a while, and her face was swollen like pork liver.

"I, I didn't mean you...... Besides, it was you who said the table first, and I mentioned the broken shoes......" Bu Zhidao thought that Sister Li Gui misled him first, so he made a slip of the tongue.

The two men quarreled on their own.

The onlookers laughed, they hadn't seen such an interesting hilarity for a long time.

"Let's go, don't be embarrassed here!" Sister Li Gui was annoyed, turned around and was about to leave. Bu Zhidao felt that he was not at the mercy of one breath, and he was still a little hesitant and refused to leave.

"Wait!"

The Iron Gate Daoist, who had been sitting on the high ground, suddenly stood up, walked down the steps, and said proudly while signaling to Jin Lian to give up his position to her:

"Listen to me tell you a story."

"Once upon a time, there was a young master and a young lady from a noble background, and one day they went to a shop to eat noodles. When they saw that the shopkeeper was an outsider, and that the shopkeeper's lady was handsome, they wanted to pinch her, so they asked her to sing a song......

"The little lady did not agree, so the young master came up with an idea of both hard and soft, and he walked over, scooped a ladle of water and extinguished the fire of the shopkeeper, and on the one hand, he was a threat, and on the other hand, he pretended to come up with a couplet for the little lady to answer correctly, if the little lady answered correctly, it would be fine, and if she did not answer correctly, she should be forced to sing ......" - note 1

"This Shanglian is like this, the two fires are flames, since it is not the salt of the salt sauce, why add water to light ......"

"The meaning is very simple, when the fire is added with water, the fire is lightened......"

"The young master and the young lady originally thought that a small shopkeeper and a little lady in the poor countryside would definitely not be able to answer this elegant question, but they didn't expect that soon, the little lady answered, not only answered, but also answered two as soon as they answered, everyone wants to hear, what is the next link they answered?"

"Think, think! Say it, say it! As soon as the Iron Gate Daoist asked, everyone present immediately responded.

At this time, everyone heard some clues, which was clearly alluding to the scene.

"Mr. Tie, what do you want to say?" Even Bu Zhidao knows the temper of the Tie Fei Dao person, he doesn't like to be lively, and he is not easy to provoke, but what is he doing today?

In the face of Bu Zhidao's cold tone and extremely unfriendly questioning, the Tie Dao people didn't seem to hear it.

You sat in my place and just talked to me like that?

This little bunny is too unreasonable!

It turned out that the temper of the iron man was strange, he didn't like to interact with people, but he loved to be angry, just now the man and the woman yelled, he gave up his position, the two sat down like that, and didn't even say thank you, he was angry with these two guys, and later because Jin Lian gave him a seat, so he had the heart to go to Jin Lian and Wu Zhi's side, for them, but also for himself out of a bad breath......

He is an old man who can't fight, but he has a mouth that can scold. And the scolding doesn't have half a dirty word.

In the midst of the crowd's applause, they only heard the iron doorman say unhurriedly:

"The first link of the little lady's pair is, the two soil is Gui, since it is not the turtle of the turtle, why is it a hexagram ......"

"Hahaha......" everyone laughed. Even if you haven't been to school, you understand, this is scolding this surnamed Bu, turtle son, what kind of score do you put up, what hexagram do you sell!

"The second couplet of the little lady is, Chengchang in two days, since it is not a prostitute of prostitutes, why do you sing it when you add your mouth......"

"Ahh......h

Everyone laughed even harder, and shouted one after another, talented, talented, talented, right, right, this sentence is obviously more ruthless than the previous sentence, scolding the indiscriminate Sister Li Gui, who is a prostitute, but ran out with the benefactor to ask others to sing......

Do you still want face?

If not, why don't you take two steps and sing again?!!!

Hahaha......

The iron doorman stroked his beard, and in the cheers of everyone, he also squinted his eyes and smiled happily.

Just kidding, I'm not a man of the Iron Gate! Without two brushes, how can you mix in Qinghe County!

Is my chair easy to sit on?

Fuck your tail and get out!

Wu Zhi and Jin Lian were also happy, and leaned forward and backwards with laughter. Sure enough, as soon as the connoisseur made a move, he knew if there was one. Either you don't make a hit, or you can make a hit!

It's really not covered, it's amazing!

Wu Zhi, Jin Lian, and Fang Qiong took the lead and stretched out their fingers to the Iron Gate Daoist, six-six-six!

Looking at the room full of diners shaking their hands and making six-six-six gestures, although the Tie Fei Daoist has always been lonely, but this time he finally opened his heart, smiled and waved his hand to everyone, and for a moment he felt embarrassed like an old child......

Everyone is happy, but some people are unhappy.

Sister Li Gui and Bu Zhidao originally thought that the Tie Fei Dao people came out to uphold justice, but they didn't expect that they were here to discredit them, to make them completely embarrassed, Sister Li Gui was young, but her heart was higher than the sky, so she was so angry at that time that she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get in......

"Don't go quickly, what are you doing here...... Sister Li Gui stomped her feet, and didn't want Bu Zhidao to help her, she just wanted to go to the sedan chair outside.

"You wait, you wait!" Bu Zhidao was ruthless, and turned around to chase Sister Li Gui.

However, as soon as they turned around, they found that they could not walk. There were three people behind him, Wu Zhi, Li Zhong, and Gu's sister-in-law, and the formation was also arranged into an iron triangle.

"Why wait, today's thing is today!" Wu Zhi said lightly, as if he was smiling but not smiling.

"Fire, fire, fire......" someone shouted.