Chapter 92: Do you see me joking with you?
When Bu Zhidao and Sister Li Gui entered the hall, they first made a fuss without warning, and then pointed at Jin Lian and asked her to sing, and then showed those words to Wu Zhi and Jin Lian, and shouted to themselves, Wu Zhi understood, at the end of this day, these two people really came to find trouble on purpose!
In this case, if you don't come and go, you have to give you some gifts, and you can go around if you can't eat!
"What do you want?"
"Muddy, ball, fuck off, egg." Wu Zhi gestured twice with both hands on Bu Zhidao's head, as if his head was really a ball......
"What?"
"If you want to go, get out."
"You dare to break ground on the head of Tai Sui Ye, do you know who I am? Who doesn't know, I have nine sworn brothers, all of them are Qinghe Yiba, you get out of the way, I'm not joking with you......"
"Do you think I'm joking with you?"
“……”
Bu Zhidao looked at Wu Zhi, Wu Zhi had a shallow smile on his face, but it was like a sword on his neck.
The sword is used to kill, but its most unbearable and terrifying moment is the moment when it is about to take your dog's life against your skin but has not yet taken it off.
"What if I don't get out?" Bu Zhidao has also seen the world, and said with his neck in mind.
"Fire, fire, fire......"
Wu Zhi did not answer him. But someone called "fire" again, and this time it was not someone else, but Sister Li Gui, who was contracted by Bu Zhidao.
Sister Li Gui screamed and desperately hid back, trying to run, but Sister-in-law Gu grabbed her two hands and cut them behind her, locking her like pliers, and she couldn't struggle.
A flash of fire lit up from behind Bu Zhidao, snorting and whistling.
Bu Zhidao panicked, felt an unbearable burning heat coming from his back, and looked back suddenly, Mom, his body was on fire, and the flames were rushing up to his head!
It turned out that when Wu Zhi said to him, "Why wait, today's things are today", he had already taken out the lighter and set his clothes on fire.
At that time, he was listening intently to the iron door Taoist scolding him, and he was vomiting intently, but Wu Zhi was concentrating on lighting him with a lighter behind him......
The facts have already answered Bu Zhidao, he can't do it if he doesn't roll.
Bu Zhidao screamed, and after jumping a few times, he found that the fire had become bigger and he couldn't take off his clothes, so he couldn't take care of it anymore, and hurriedly threw himself on the ground, desperately rolling back and forth......
Wu Zhi took out a box of matches, sneered at them one by one, drew a beautiful arc in the air, and threw them on Bu Zhidao's body......
"Don't, don't kill me, please spare me......"
Bu Zhidao was like a ball, rolling around on the ground while telling Rao, and the whole person's spirit had collapsed in an instant.
It seems that bastards like him are just as afraid of death. Once he encounters a momentum that overwhelms him, he will immediately be scared.
Moreover, Bu Zhidao didn't know how Wu Zhi lit his clothes, let alone what the matches in his hand were......
Wu Zhi glanced at Li Zhong and Sister-in-law Gu, and the two of them got out of the way. Bu Zhidao saw that there was a vacancy, and hurriedly rolled in the direction of the courtyard gate.
Wu Zhi made a mistake in the back, stomped his feet and pretended to chase him behind, and kept throwing him with matchsticks, but in fact he didn't chase a few steps away, Bu Zhidao was already scared stupid, the three souls had already lost two and a half souls, for fear of being burned alive, so he could only roll desperately in the direction of the courtyard gate in one breath, until he hit the wall next to the courtyard gate, and he couldn't care about Sister Li Gui, so he spread his legs and ran madly out of the courtyard......
In a panic, his feet were weak, but he fell again, and fell several steps away, but he didn't even have the courage to look back, so he got up indiscriminately, and ran under the post with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and disappeared into the forest at the bottom of the slope after a while......
Sister Li Gui also panicked, and fled behind Bu Zhidao. There was no one chasing her at all, but she was scared into a frightened bird, only ran a few steps and lost her foot, and hurriedly could only lose her shoes, stepped on Luo socks and went out of the courtyard gate, jumped on the sedan chair in three or two steps, and shouted to the sedan chair man:
Come on!
Wu Zhi and Jin Lian laughed in the courtyard until their stomachs were about to hurt, and they leaned forward and leaned back with joy!
Come on!
The three children of the fat and thin brothers and Cheng Laohu became active, and one by one they learned to scream like Sister Li Gui just now, which made everyone in the courtyard laugh, they were really three cute living treasures.
After Sister Li Gui got on the sedan chair, the two sedan chair drivers ran for a while, and only stopped after making sure that no one was chasing after them, these two people were their own people in the Li family's Washe, and they were so tired that they were shocked enough, and they ran in a hurry along the way, so they shook a Li Gui sister in the sedan chair, so it was not a taste, and it was finally empty at this time, Sister Li Gui hurriedly jumped off the sedan chair, covering her chest and wanting to slow down......
When I got out of the sedan chair, I found a figure swaying in the forest.
"Who is it?"
"Yes, it's my ......"
But he saw that Bu Zhidao looked like he had seen a ghost, his eyes were full of fear, and while looking left and right, he panted and walked out from behind the covered tree.
"What are you hiding here for, scared the old lady to death!"
"I'm afraid you'll have something, I'm waiting for you here......"
"You're afraid something will happen to me? You coward, you ran backwards faster than your mother drove you to reincarnation! Sister Li Gui pointed at Bu Zhidao's nose and scolded:
"You are a bad talent, you are a man, just now in the Tianwang Hall, but you can't even be at the mercy of that little thing, I really misjudged you, but you caused me a ...... for no reason."
Bu Zhidao was still shocked: "It's really a ghost, that Wuzhi can actually control fire in his palm......"
"It's just a trick, you need to be afraid of this?"
"Sister Gui, you don't understand, the children of the road are particular, heroes don't suffer immediate losses, there are many of them just now, if I don't run, I will really be burned to death by them......"
"Forget it, you go back, don't come to me again during this time!"
Sister Li Gui was embarrassed, got into the sedan chair, and left.
Bu Zhidao shouted a few times, but Sister Li Gui didn't, so she also shook her hand and left.
What kind of "love" scene was when these two people came, at that time, Sister Li Gui wrapped her two hands around one of Bu Zhidao's arms, and staggered into the Tianwang Hall in front of everyone, she was so affectionate, and it was not regular when eating noodles, you feed me and I feed you, but I didn't expect that when I left, it was a different scene, and the two of them went their own way, like enemies......
What a spicy eye!