Chapter 80: Lost and Found
Chen Zheng looked at Wang Jian with an expectant look on his face, took care of his thoughts and said: "This Zhan Lu sword was given to me by Xinling Jun at the beginning, and I transferred it to Brother Li Mu, and Brother Li Mu is the master chosen by the Sword of Zhan Lu, if this sword changes hands, I am afraid it will be against the will of heaven!" ”
Fan Sui was stunned: "This sword will really choose its master?" ”
"At first, I didn't believe it, but at the time of Daliang, in front of Xinlingjun and more than a hundred disciples, this sword did make a dragon groan in the hands of Brother Li Mu."
Zheng Anping scolded and scolded: "What kind of bullshit dragon roars, Lu Buwei, don't be ignorant!" Since Uncle Fan forgave you and returned your jewels, you can't give up a sword, and you still make up such reasons, but you really have you. If you want me to see, whoever holds this sword belongs to whom, right, Brother Wang? ”
Seeing that Wang Jian didn't react, Wang Ji smiled coldly and said: "This sword is not unusual, it is pitch black, there is not even a blade, and it is also known as a famous sword, maybe it is a fake." Since Brother Wang Jian can see it, just take it. ”
Fan Sui saw some clues from Chen Zheng's expression, and pretended to be relaxed: "Don't be strong!" It's just that we haven't heard the sound of the dragon's groan that Brother Lu said, could it be that the people in this world, Zhan Lu Jian is the only one named Li Mu? I think it's better to let General Meng Fu give it a try, if General Meng Wei is holding this sword and has some dragon roar, then this sword is not that Li Mu. Brother Lu, is this the reason? ”
Chen Zheng was about to refute, but when he saw that Meng Wei had already stood up, he stepped over and picked up the Zhan Lu sword.
Everyone present held their breath and looked at Meng Fu, waiting for the sword to be unsheathed, and once again flying around the hall, but it was the same as when Wang Jian held the sword, and there was no abnormality.
Wang Jian looked at Fan Sui and smiled dumbly, trying his best to hide the unhappiness in his heart: "It seems that we have nothing to do with this sword!" However, Brother Lu said that this sword can choose its owner and can make a dragon roar, Wang Jian is curious, I don't know when I can see it? ”
Fan Sui listened to Wang Qian's tone with a sour taste, and knew that Wang Jian was unwilling, so he hurriedly said: "Haha! What's so hard about that? Brother Lu said that Li Mu will come to Xianyang in a few days, and then you might as well let him demonstrate it for me, if you can't hear the sound of the dragon's chant, I will be the master for Brother Lu, and I will make Brother Wang Qian's wish come true, how about it? Hahahaha! ”
Chen Zheng looked at Fan Sui, who was laughing, and thought, when my brother Li Mu comes, I will take the Zhan Lu sword to show you a fruit cut, throw your watermelons, pineapples, mangoes, and strawberries into the air to cut and sell them, the whole glass of juice is 100%, and a small umbrella is inserted on top to drink it!
At noon, Fan Sui beckoned the waiters of the Prime Minister's Mansion to be busy for a while, and when Chen Zheng saw it, he wanted to drink again? ! Do all of these Sengoku people suffer from stomach deficiency and alcohol cramps syndrome?
In order to take the boxes he brought from Handan away from the Prime Minister's Mansion, Chen Zheng had to deal with it head-on.
During the banquet, Wang Ji and Zheng Anping's two pairs of small eyes investigated Fan Sui's face, and after confirming that Fan Sui was the same as Chen Zheng, the two of them brushed their hands from their heads to their chins, and the wolf and fox instantly turned into sheep and obedient rabbits.
Looking at Wang Ji and Zheng Anping, who frequently signaled to him and toasted again and again, Chen Zheng also obeyed their face-changing skills.
Gentlemen and non-gentlemen live on the same earth, and they always meet unexpectedly at the intersection of time and space.
In fact, gentlemen and non-gentlemen are both masters of fried beans, the difference is that gentlemen can clearly distinguish between soybeans and mung beans in the pot, no matter what rich and poor you are! Fame and fortune are all floating clouds, and there is no bean left that does not enter the heart, and all the calves are rolled.
And not a gentleman? It is estimated that they are all colorblind vision, and there are no soybeans and mung beans in their eyes, only two kinds of people who are useful or useless to themselves. Their sincerity in the face of the useful is from the heart, and the contempt of the useless is also from the heart, why? Because of a utilitarian heart.
Utilitarianism is also a type of heart disease, and it is extremely difficult to cure and eradicate the root cause, once you suffer from this disease, the condition will get worse year by year until it infects the eyes and brain. The symptom of eye infection is to treat good people for bad people, bad people for benefactors, and benefactors for enemies. The symptom of brain infection is the loss of the ability to distinguish between right and wrong, and eventually there is no right and wrong, no right or wrong in the brain, only self-interest.
What people don't expect is that God is the master of fried beans. If there is only one soybean and one mung bean in the world, and there are still two beans to stir-fry, how boring it is! Simply, a handful of soybeans and a handful of mung beans are thrown into a pot, and they are fried over and over again, and after the noisy and lively stir-frying, the good people are fried stronger, more resistant to blows, and more noble in quality. And what about the bad guys? was hyped to get carried away, to be hyped to show his teeth and claws, to be fried to the heart of a wolf, and to be fried to achieve others and destroy himself.
What do you want to say? Drinking alcohol is supposed to be a joyful thing. But the Chinese wine field is so strange, if there is a positive side, it is that a small glass of wine is full of learning, and every drop is mixed with the joys and sorrows of the world, love and hatred, sweet and bitter, and mixed tastes. If there is a negative side, it is alcohol, which can not only expose the weakness of human nature, reveal the ugliness of human nature, but also show the changeable and hypocritical face of human nature.
Chen Zheng recalled the scene of drinking with the brothers in the upper and lower bunks in the university dormitory, as if living in a world outside the world, a cup of two pots, choking tears, how relaxed and comfortable, however, that time is gone.
Time, like an invisible kidnapper, always ties you from one place to another, from one person to another, you can't choose the circumstances and scenes of life, the only thing you can choose and change is your own mentality and ideas.
"Brother Lu, Brother Lu, why are you in a daze?"
Wang Qian's call pulled Chen Zheng back to the Warring States.
"Prime Minister Fan Cheng said, Brother Lu's safety in Xianyang will be handed over to me, big brother just rest assured, with my Wang Jian here, I will definitely let my eldest brother leave Xianyang safely."
Chen Zheng stood up and drank a bottle of wine with Wang Qian, and vaguely agreed, but what he was thinking about was those boxes.
Meng Wei still looked like he was sitting upright, Chen Zheng thought about it, and still picked up the wine bottle and walked over.
While Fan Sui was drinking with Wang Ji and Zheng Anping, he secretly looked at Meng Fu and Chen Zheng's actions, and when he saw Meng Fu's cold face, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Finally came to an end, Fan Sui commanded, and the carriage outside was ready to go.
When Chen Zheng went out, he saw that it was indeed the boxes he brought.
When saying goodbye to Fan Sui, Chen Zheng realized that he had an extra bodyguard and shadow in Xianyang, and this Wang Jian was protecting himself, which was obviously a pair of eyes sent by Fan Sui.
On the way back to the post house, Chen Zhengna couldn't say that Fan Sui let himself return to Monte Cristo Island with his jewelry, even if Wang Ji, Glaal and Zheng Anping, Fernan, were negligible, but the head of the new regiment and the independent regiment always wanted to see him! If you don't drink Lao Ding and Lao Li, how can you apologize to the head of the headquarters?
Even if Xie Baoqing and Zhang Leshan, who turned into kings of the mountain with jewelry, it is difficult to guarantee that there will be no second master who is a dead man and a ninth master who is urging his life, and this scene in the Warring States period has to continue.
When they arrived at the post house, the people from the Prime Minister's Mansion moved the box into Chen Zheng's room, nodded and left.
Wei Wuji was also very happy to see that Chen Zheng had returned safely, and had brought back all the boxes that Wang Ji had robbed.
Chen Zheng introduced Wang Jian to Wei Wuji, and when he heard that it was the Qin general sent by Prime Minister Fan Cheng to protect Chen Zheng, Wei Wuji was happy on the surface, but he was not a good feeling in his heart. Nowadays, the white Qi, Mengfu, and Sima Terriers of the Qin State are all old and strong, and they are in the sky, not counting it, and there are a group of rising stars such as Wang Ji, Wang Ling, Mengwu, and Wang Qian, and then think about the lack of talent in the Wei State, alas! It's a talent to fight! The world's great talents, such as Shang Ying, Zhang Yi, and Fan Sui, all went to the Qin State, but the generals of the Qin State are also endless, why is this? !
Huh? What about the old man who followed the Tao Te Ching and was tied up with himself in the Lou Slow Mansion?
Chen Zheng learned from Wei Wuji that the mysterious old man got up and said goodbye after Chen Zheng went to the Prime Minister's Mansion.
Let's go! At this time, Chen Zheng's mind was full of the Yangquan Jun Michen who he had never met, and he couldn't care about anything else. But now there is a Wang Jian following, if he makes any small moves to let Fan Sui know, then he will not be sent back to Handan! If it fails this time, there will be no more chance.
After repeated consideration, Chen Zheng decided to be on the safe side, and first went to Mi Chen's residence to explore the road and step on it.
Chen Zheng took out a few gold cakes from a box and put them in his arms, claiming that he wanted to move the soles of his feet on the streets of Xianyang.
Unexpectedly, Wei Wuji didn't plan to be idle, and after greeting Chen Zheng, he disappeared outside the post house with his entourage.
Chen Zheng and Wang Qian, who will sweep the six countries in the future, walked side by side in Xianyang City, feeling awkward! I don't know if Wang Jian should protect himself, or he should protect him, anyway, neither Lu Buwei nor he can take a curtain call in advance, so let's use one life to fight forward and clear the level in order to unify the world and cooperate with a Contra!
Recalling the general location of the tourist map in the post house, Chen Zheng pretended to walk aimlessly in the direction of Mi Chen's mansion.
As he was walking, Chen Zheng saw a long line in front of him, and some old men and old ladies stood on tiptoe and looked forward.
"Are they getting eggs for free?" Chen Zheng asked casually.
Wang Jian was also blindsided: "What is a free egg?" ”
Chen Zhengyile: "Brother Wang, I don't know what it means to get eggs for free, right?" Brother told you that not only will I give you eggs for free, but also basins, rice and flour oil and small household appliances! ”
"Brother Lu, what kind of mess is this, why didn't I understand? Is there such a good thing in the world? ”
"Hey, hey! The first few days are certainly good, but the rest is not easy to say. ”
"Brother Lu is really well-informed, tell me about it."
Chen Zheng coughed lightly, and said with a smile: "This elderly person is thrifty, a copper plate is eager to break into two petals, and someone gives eggs for nothing, so don't scramble!" The routine of this thing is like this, on the first day, you take a few eggs, pay five copper plates of sincerity gold, and then after a foolish time, return the five copper plates to you, and you take the eggs. ”
Wang Jian touched his head for a while, so he wondered: "Since it is a free egg, why do you have to hand over the copper plate and return the copper plate?" ”
"Listen to my brother! The next day, you take the eggs, hand over ten copper plates, and finally the eggs and copper plates are still yours. ”
"And what about the third day?"
"Fifty copper plates on the third day, and two hundred copper plates on the fourth day. When 200 copper plates are handed over, then instead of eggs, health care products and household appliances will be sent. ”
"Brother Lu, what is a household appliance?"
"Don't interrupt, listen to me. Household appliances are things that you take home and get angry when you look at them every day after you find them. When you are asked to hand over 500 or 1,000 copper plates, you will still think that this time, like the previous days, you will finally be able to take the things and copper plates home, so you will not hesitate to call the seven aunts and eight aunts and offer a lot of copper plates. ”
"And then?" Even if Wang Jian is known as the little Zhuge of the Warring States, he can't see his five fingers in the fog at this time.
"And then? Then he will give you a bunch of worthless tatters, and when you are dazzled, the person who delivered the things will roll up the copper plate, jump into the carriage, and go to the next station of the queen. ”
"Next stop diva?"
"Look at you, Wang Ji said that you have a lot of ideas in your head, and you don't know anything after a long time, how can you follow me in the future?! Listen: Stand in front of the station, take a closer look at my road, and then the next station is of course the best to cheat money. In the dancing square, everyone will always have a prize, let me fool on the stage, in fact, the biggest ideal in my heart is to cheat your money. Got it? ”
Wang Jian really has a very high level of understanding, clapped his hands and laughed: "It turns out that this is a routine, this is the next stop of the queen, I think it is the next stop liar!" Brother Lu, in which country did you meet this? These liars are too immoral and conscienceless, if I let Wang Jian meet him, I will give him cramps and skin, and see who dares to be a liar. ”
Chen Zheng patted Wang Jian on the shoulder: "There are still a lot of tricks of liars, the so-called magic is one foot high, the road is one foot high, no matter how ever-changing the tricks of liars are, as long as you are not greedy and cheap, and you are optimistic about your money bag, it doesn't hurt to white-collar him for a few days!" ”
Wang Jian looked at Chen Zheng with a wicked smile: "Brother Lu, you are still bad enough!" ”
"After talking for a long time, isn't it the one who received the eggs in front?"
After taking a closer look, Chen Zheng learned that it was the people of Xianyang who were rushing to buy food, and it was said that Qin and Zhao were going to war again, and most of the grain was used as military food and was purchased by the government, and the people's rations had to save some strength to eat.
As soon as he approached Mi Chen's Gaomen compound, without waiting for Chen Zheng to speak, Wang Jian muttered: "Brother Lu, how did we get here?" This is Yangquan-kun's mansion. ”
Chen Zheng raised his eyes, why is he so magnificent?! I saw that Mi Chen's mansion was carved and magnificent, isn't this the Rongguo Mansion that makes Grandma Liu's legs and stomachs tremble!
"Could it be that Brother Wang knows this Yangquan Jun?"
"I'm afraid I know him, but he doesn't know me! The elder sister of the family is the prince's wife, and now she is also famous in the court, and she is invincible, how many people can't stammer! ”
"Oh? Could it be that Brother Wang also wants to find an opportunity to confront this Yangquan Jun? ”
Wang Jian waved his hand and said: "The eldest husband was born in the world, relying on his true ability. If you rely on the speed of clinging to the powerful for a while, I am afraid that you feel that your face is bright, but you will be laughed at behind your back! It's like a person wearing a gorgeous coat, the front is enviable, but the back is..., haha, you know! ”
"My brother is also a man who still has a backbone! Rare, rare! Chen Zheng looked at Wang Jian with an approving face.
Chen Zheng was afraid of arousing Wang Qian's suspicions, so he walked in front of Mi Chen's mansion without stopping, but after walking for half an hour, there was still the courtyard wall of someone's mansion in front of him.
I learned from Wang Jian that this Yangquan Junguo is indeed a rising star in the political arena of the Qin State with a lot of money and a group of wives and concubines, and this person loves horse racing and hunting, and claims to have hundreds of famous horses, all of which are high-level pets with full food.
After going around in a big circle in Xianyang City, Chen Zheng and Wang Jian were already slightly tired.
It was already evening when I returned to the post house, and Wei Wuji's entourage was waiting outside the door, and it was said that there were distinguished guests.
Chen Zheng and Wang Jian followed the entourage to the inside, oops? Isn't it the mysterious old man sitting next to Wei Wuji! Why is there another old man next to him?
"Brother Lu, don't come unharmed? You and I have been separated for a few years, but it makes your brother Huang Xie want to kill you! ”
Huang Xie? Chen Zheng clutched his chest and felt dizzy. My grandmother walked for an afternoon and just wanted to rest for a while, but it was yellow, but it wasn't a yellow break!
Wei Wuji looked at Chen Zheng and smiled: "Brother Lu, why are you more excited to see Chun Shenjun than I am?" ”
Then Huang Xie said again: "If it weren't for my deep friendship with Brother Lu, how could I give away ten beauties from Chu who were selected by thousands of people?" Hahahaha! I heard that Brother Lu actually pushed the beauties out of the door, he is worthy of being a true gentleman who does not sit still! ”
Chen Zheng counted with his fingers in his heart, the four famous names of the Warring States period recognized themselves completely, except for Bai Qi, the other three were the eldest brother and the second was the younger brother. Now the three of the four princes of the Warring States who are still alive plus themselves are enough for a table of mahjong.
"And who is this old gentleman?" Chen Zheng pointed to the old man who had turned into a mummy with him.
Huang Xie raised his face and laughed: "It's a shame that Brother Lu is well-informed, why don't you even recognize Mr. Xunzi?" Mr. Xun Qing also plans to take Brother Lu's car back to Handan! ”