Chapter 81: The Eastern Emperor and the Western Emperor

When the fellow saw the fellow, his eyes were full of tears.

actually met Xunzi, a fellow countryman of Zhao State, in Xianyang, and sat side by side on a roller coaster without a seat belt in Lou Zhuan's mansion, which really broke through Chen Zheng's imagination.

Chen Zheng introduced Wang Jian to everyone present, and then sat down at the bottom of Xunzi with admiration.

Wei Wuji looked at the tired Chen Zheng and was very puzzled: "Brother Lu, what kind of old people are there in Xianyang City, why have you been there for so long?" ”

Wang Jian hurriedly said: "I followed Brother Lu to wander aimlessly in Xianyang City, and I didn't meet any old people. ”

Chen Zheng was also quite interested in Wei Wuji's whereabouts: "Brother Wuji left in a hurry, but did you go to see anyone?" ”

Wei Wuji hurriedly waved his hand: "Alas! I wanted to visit a friend, but it was unfortunate that they went hunting outside Xianyang City. Don't talk about this, since the five of us and the other can get together in Xianyang City, why don't we have a good drink? Hahahaha! ”

Chen Zheng looked up at the Confucian master Xunzi in front of him, then looked at Xinling Jun Wei Wuji and Chunshenjun Huang Xie, and then looked at Wang Jian beside him, this wine is too worth drinking!

The five people raised the wine bottle to greet each other, it was really a great conversation and laughter, and there was no white ding here, so happy and comfortable.

Huang Xie was really enthusiastic about Chen Zheng, representing the king of Chu and himself, and raised the bottle to Chen Zheng again and again.

Xunzi and Wang Jian are both wondering, why are Chun Shenjun and Huang Xie so familiar with Lu Buwei? After Wei Wuji and Huang Xie's words, I figured out that it was Huang Xie, the left disciple of the Chu State, who accompanied the crown prince Xiong Wan as a hostage in the Qin State, and Xiong Wan met Fan Sui under the strict surveillance of the soldiers of the Qin State. After Fan Sui's introduction, Xiong Wan and Lü Buwei also talked about wine, and when it came to age, the two were actually the same age, and Lü Buwei was a few days older than Xiong Wan.

Now Fan Sui is the prime minister of Qin, and Xiong Wan is the monarch of Chu. Thinking that the old King of Chu was critically ill, Xiong Wan was in a hurry to go back to fight for the throne, but King Yingji of Qin just wouldn't let him go. In desperation and forced to do so, Huang Xie asked Xiong Wan to disguise himself as a carriage driver and fled back to Chu State, so angry that Yingji almost killed Huang Xie. It was Fan Sui who reasoned with the facts in front of Yingji, and Yingji not only let Huang Xie return to Chu, but Qin and Chu also became strategic allies to take what they needed.

The state of Qin and the state of Chu signed a non-aggression pact, which stabilized the great disaster in the southeast of the country, which was vast and rich, and then freed up their hands to deal with the Three Jins, which made Zhao, Wei, and Han cry and wipe away their tears and suffer unspeakably.

After listening to Huang Xie's story, Chen Zheng thought to himself, this Lu Buwei is so strategic? actually bought a large number of original shares that no one cared about when Fan Sui and Xiong Wan were at the lowest point in their lives, just to sell jewelry?

It seems that whether it is a shopping mall or an officialdom, the biggest skill is to know people! A person, as long as he has knowledge, insight, pattern, and mind, and can maintain a humble and low-key elegant temperament, will become a great weapon in the future. Those who only know how to make successful people, line up with hippie smiles, and flattery, are just some vulgar people with rat-eyed eyes and freaks with eyes on the top of their heads.

Burn a big cold stove, maybe the future will be full of money and surprises. Holding a big hot stove, in the future, it may be to die together, hug each other. Reading idle books, playing idle chess, worshipping cold temples, burning cold stoves, cloth lengzi, walking alone, heroes who are in trouble, and heroes who are reckless, this is the holy hand of the game in the world.

Wang Jian didn't seem to be very interested in Xunzi, who was full of economy and wealth, and frequently sent autumn spinach to Wei Wuji and Huang Xie, and drank two-quarters and one-half of the four princes of the Warring States period to almost become Popeye.

Chen Zheng secretly sighed on the side, Wang Jian at this time could not have imagined that a few years later, he would destroy the Chu State with his own hands.

Xunzi was still interested in Chen Zheng, and looked at him with a smile from time to time, as if he was novel and appreciated.

Chen Zheng was just about to get up and toast Xunzi, but Huang Xie walked over first.

"Brother Lu, I think you and Prime Minister Fan, me and my prince, the four of us had a great time together in Xianyang! I heard that my brother's business is doing well, and he is also out of the limelight in Sanjin, why didn't I see that my brother still has such ability? I, Huang Xie, think that I have read countless people, but my brother has lost his eyes here, so let's find an opportunity to talk about it another day, how about it? ”

When Huang Xie got up and walked towards Chen Zheng, Wei Wuji paid attention to it, and after listening to Huang Xie's words, he walked over: "Brother Lu, Chun Shenjun is a world-famous debater, I am willing to bow down and be ashamed, you have to be careful!" ”

Huang Xie waved his hand at Wei Wuji: "I thought that the world's debate was known in my eyes Huang Xie, but I didn't expect that the original Brother Lu was actually a hidden master, I heard that even the Su Dynasty, who traveled around the world, admired Brother Lu a lot, didn't it make me Huang Xie even more ashamed." I also heard that when Brother Lu was in Daliang, hundreds of guests under Xinlingjun were dumbfounded by Brother Lu, Xinlingjun, you have heard and witnessed Brother Lu's demeanor, can't you give me a chance? ”

Wei Wuji smiled: "Yes, of course I can." I don't think it's as good as this, another day in the spring, Shenjun invited Brother Lu to your Chu State Yingdu, gathered your Chu State's eloquent people, and relied on Brother Lu's words and swords, haha, let them admit defeat on the spot. ”

Huang Xie stretched out a hand and looked at Wei Wuji: "Okay! Then let's swear by high-fives, just do as you say, and when the time comes, I will ask Xinlingjun to be a witness, to see if your Wei country's doormen are too incompetent, or if our Chu people are outstanding and talented. When the time comes, don't you miss the appointment?! ”

With a "snap", Wei Wuji and Huang Xie's palms struck, and Xunzi and Wang Jian who were present were stunned, what is the situation?

Wei Wuji looked around at everyone: "Today, Mr. Xun Qing testified, and another day, Brother Huang Xie invited Brother Lu to the Chu National Assembly for a meeting with Chun Shenjun, those doormen who have never seen the world, the two of us have already high-fived and sweared, Chun Shenjun will not break his promise?!" ”

Huang Xie was so angry in his heart! What are those doormen who have never seen the world, you Wei Wuji are not indiscriminately labeling and blindly buttoning hats! As for your original version of the T500 with full-body tempered plastic, it's okay to pretend to be a skeleton at night to scare people, but it deserves to be swept into a pile of metal parts by Lu Buwei with Gatling! My customers are all to the Nth power of the latest model T1000.

What's even more angry is Chen Zheng at this time, you Wei Wuji is not the agent of this son, how can you sign a performance contract without my consent? Even if I go to Chu State to earn some extra money, go to a hole, fake sing a song with the fans of the Warring States, and have a few flying kisses to catch him for tens of millions, it depends on my mood and schedule!

Chen Zheng shook his hand gently: "With Mr. Xunzi here today, let's not neglect Mr." I haven't had time to ask, how did Mr. Xunzi get to the Qin Kingdom? How do you come here with Chunshenjun? ”

Seeing that Chen Zheng's plan to change the topic was about to succeed, Wang Jian came out coldly: "Huh? Xinlingjun and Chunshenjun both high-fived and swore an oath, but Brother Lu hasn't said whether to go or not? When I first entered the Prime Minister's Mansion today, I heard from the attendants outside the hall that Brother Lu said that Wang Ji and Zheng Anping were incomplete and covered with bruises, and even Prime Minister Fan couldn't relax for a while in front of Brother Lu. Could it be that Brother Lu is still afraid of Chun Shenjun's doorman?! ”

Xunzi, Wei Wuji, and Huang Xie were all stunned on the spot with wide eyes, and there was such a thing?!

Wang Jian looked at the three people with puzzled expressions: "I'm not talking nonsense, I don't believe you asked Brother Lu." ”

Chen Zheng really wanted to pick up the bronze wine bottle on the table and use the three small thin legs of the wine bottle to kill the Wang Jian in front of him, if it weren't for your outstanding achievements in the future, he would definitely let you have seven more tricks and three tricks, and turn you into a single eleven.

In order to stop Wang Qian's mouth in time, so as not to leak out his on-site nonsense about distant relations and close attacks in the Prime Minister's Mansion, Chen Zheng had no choice but to sign the performance agreement.

"Then when I'm done with this time, let's take the time to take a trip to Chu State! However, Chun Shenjun doesn't want to put on any Hongmen banquet for me, let's just drink and chat, how about it? ”

Huang Xie clapped his hands and laughed: "What kind of banquet is the Hongmen Banquet?" When Brother Lu arrived in Yingdu, the king of my family Chu didn't go out of the city to greet him personally! When the time comes, let my brother taste the delicacies of our Chu country, listen to the sound of the chimes of Chu country, and the stunning beauty of our Chu country, haha, my brother must be worth the trip! ”

"The stunning beauty is exempt, there are a lot of them in this post house, and after a while, Chun Shenjun will not leave any of them and take them all, otherwise I won't go to any of your Chu country!"

"Hahahaha! How can there be a reason to take back what is sent. These beauties have spent the night in this post house, if Brother Lu is not in a mess, even if we believe it, out of this post house, who in the whole world can believe it? Hahahaha! For the sake of these beauties, I am afraid that they will not be able to marry when they return to Chu State, does Brother Lu want to harm them? ! ”

Chen Zheng was dizzy and had a headache, there is a group of Chu beauties living in his grandmother's post house, you want me to explode and die in Xianyang!

"Chun Shenjun's words are different, these beauties are not anything, they are all flesh and blood people, and they are all children and sisters, how can they be sent around?!"

Huang Xie teased: "They're not things? What's that? ”

Xunzi, who hadn't spoken for a long time, twisted his beard and said, "Okay, okay!" I don't think you should be embarrassed by this Brother Lu. What is something, what is not something, and what old things and new things, Brother Lu and I have already seen. I look at Brother Lu's trip to the Chu Kingdom, and what other beauties of the Chu Kingdom are there, are they all good to think about in the long run? Don't wait for you to argue here endlessly, and let down this good day and wine! ”

Chen Zheng saw that Xunzi had relieved himself of the siege, and hurriedly responded: "Yes, yes!" Mr. Xunzi hasn't said why he came to Qin State, and why he came here with Chunshenjun! ”

"Haha! Brother Lu doesn't have to take a bite of Xunzi, just call me Xunqing. When I left Zhao to travel the world, it was already the year of standing, all the way east to the Jixia School Palace of Qi State, the Jixia School Palace in Linzi was originally a place where the world's talents gathered, and Qi was also a big country in the East, alas! After the death of King Xuan, Tian Di inherited the throne, and this king was so happy that he made an appointment with the King of Qin to be called the emperor, an eastern emperor and a western emperor, so lively. ”

Chen Zheng smiled and said, "Hehe! This has the same meaning as the evil and the poison. ”

Everyone was at a loss, what strange thing was Lu Buwei talking about?

Xunzi continued: "Brother Lu is not wrong to say that he is the Eastern Evil, King Chu is indeed like an evil, and under the instigation of that Su Dai, he destroyed the Song State, and even the Qin State is no longer in his eyes, and he actually has the ambition to establish himself as the Son of Heaven. Lao Ziyun: Holding on to it is not as good as it; If you are sharp, you can't keep it for a long time; The house is full of gold and jade, and Mo can keep it; Rich and proud, self-blame; If you retire after success, the way of heaven is also. If he understood the truth that if people are arrogant, they will be humiliated, if the water is full, if they are fierce, and if the tree is high, how could they be killed by Na Le Yi with the five-nation alliance army. By the way, this king also went to the defense of Brother Lu to take refuge, the king of the country vacated his palace for him to live, and he was also arrogant, driving the people of the country like slaves, after being driven out of the country, he was still arrogant and rude in the country of Zou and Lu, and finally ended up in a different place, and he was also to blame. ”

Huang Xie laughed and said: "If it weren't for the unruly king, how could the originally noisy and lively Jixia School Palace be depressed and cold?" How could Mr. Xun Qing leave the Qi State and come to the Chu State? Hahahaha! It is true that the time is also the time, and the life is also. ”

Xunzi said: "After I left the Qi State, I went to the Chu State and became a retainer under the Huang Lord, so that I was able to travel through the customs of the Chu State and improve what I learned!" ”

Chen Zheng was puzzled and said, "Then why did Mr. come to Qin State?" ”

"Hahahaha!" Xunzi laughed: "The so-called Confucianism does not enter Qin. Just because the Qin people are fierce and do not respect etiquette, Confucian students are afraid of Qin, a country of tigers and wolves! I came to Qin at the invitation of Hou Fan Sui, and I came here to see it for myself. I don't want Qin to be handsome, rich in products, simple in people, and well-governed. ”

Wang Jian was happy when he heard this: "What Mr. Xun Qing said is extremely true, the six countries in the East have been prejudiced against our Qin State for a long time, and when Mr. sends a letter to Guguan in the east, it will be revealed to the world." ”

Wei Wuji interjected: "I don't know what Mr. Xun Qing has gained in the Qin State, can you give me some advice?" ”

"Haha! King Qin and Ying Hou are both full of Legalist sayings, and if they want to dominate the world with severe punishments, they are afraid that they can only be strong for a while in the future, but not for a long time! When this old brother Lu returned to the east, the old man happened to take a ride with him, and he was going to return to Linzi in Qi after a while in Handan. ”

Chen Zheng arched his hand and said: "It is really an honor to be able to walk with Mr. But why did Mr. return to Qi country? ”

"Oh~! Now that Tian Jian, the king of Qi, has not been on the throne for a long time, and he lacks experience in governing the country, the national affairs of Qi are decided by his mother, the queen. The queen sent someone to send me a letter and invited me to Linzi in the state of Qi, first, to revitalize the Jixia School Palace, and to assist the king of Qi to participate in political affairs. The old man has been in the Qi Kingdom for many years, and he can't bear to watch the defeat of the Jixia School Palace! Therefore he agreed to the queen's request. ”

Everyone present was embarrassed by the bumpy experience of Xun Qing, a great talent in the world, and drank it all one after another.

After a hearty drink, Wei Wuji suddenly laughed and said, "It seems that Mr. Xun Qing and Brother Lu have a good fate!" If there is an opportunity in the future, why don't Mr. Sanjin show his ambitions? ”

Seeing that Wei Wuji started the excavator on the spot, Huang Xie couldn't sit still, and coughed lightly: "Although Mr. Xun Qing is from the Zhao State, but now the three kingdoms of Zhao, Wei, and Han are powerless in the face of the offensive of the Qin State, so what is the use." In the future, after Mr. revitalizes the Jixia School Palace, he will still come to the Chu State, which has a large number of people and strong soldiers, and Mr. can carry forward what he has learned when he comes. What's more, Mr. has been under my Huang Xie for many years, and I also treat Mr. as a guest, with this friendship, how can Mr. go to Sanjin?! ”

Xunzi waved his hand and said with a smile: "Confucius is still benevolent, Mencius is still righteous, and the old man is still a "li" word. For example, today's princes are competing for power and wars are endless, and all countries advocate the Legalist doctrine with immediate results, but in the old man's view, the coexistence of etiquette and law, and the first ceremony and then the law is the way to govern the country. What Fang Caichun Shenjun and Xinlingjun said, the old man understood it, but I was afraid that I would go to you, but the King of Wei and the King of Chu abandoned the etiquette and the law, and the old man was still a sacrificial wine in the Jixia School Palace. As for me and this Brother Lu, if it weren't for the "Tao Te Ching" on my brother's back, how could we have an adventure under the haystack? Hahahaha! ”

During the banquet, Chen Zheng met Xunzi by chance, and how he was tied to Lou Zhuan's mansion, and then was rescued from the story.

When Wang Jian said that he wanted to protect Chen Zheng inseparably, Chen Zheng frowned, thought about it, and decided to get drunk on the spot with this future god of war, and he might as well get out early tomorrow morning and go to Yangquan Jun's mansion to settle Mi Chen.

By the time Chen Zheng was in a trance, Wei Wuji and Huang Xie were already incoherent, turning into seaweed dancing in the waves. Xunzi is really well-cultivated, firmly standing on the edge of sobriety and no longer taking a step forward. It's just that Wang Jian was still thinking about Zhan Lu Jian in his heart, and under Chen Zheng's powerful offensive, the power was cut off and he was carried into the guest room.

The carriage that sent Xunzi and Huang Xie to the door, Chen Zheng staggered back to his room, looking at those heavy boxes and worried, how could he avoid Wei Wuji and Wang Jian tomorrow and give these cruise missiles to Mi Chen a precision strike?

Just as Chen Zheng was lying in the house with gloomy clouds, he suddenly heard someone knock on the door gently, and a stranger's call faintly came: "Lu Gongzi, Lu Gongzi, open the door quickly!" ”