Chapter 6 Zhao Kuo talks about soldiers
Zhao Kuo was kicked by Chen Zheng a few times, opened his eyes suddenly, and saw a few strangers in his big tent, he was so frightened that he couldn't possess his body, and hurriedly turned over and took a blade from the sword stand, bent down and pointed at Chen Zheng and the peerless Shuangjiao: "What person?" Who? ”
"General Zhao, it's not good for us to keep an eye on these people and let them break in."
Zhao Kuo saw that there were still many of his own people in the big tent, and then he put his mind at ease, put away the bronze sword, and thought, I thought it was the Qin army that came in! In that case, wouldn't my full stomach and Wen Taowu die before I got out of school!
"What are you doing to eat, let a few strangers enter the barracks, not to mention, but also into the Chinese army's big tent, and don't escort them out to wait for the fate!" Zhao Kuo almost said that these people not only entered the big tent, but also kicked my ass.
Hula, all of a sudden, Chen Zheng and Shuangjiao's necks were put on a halberd, got! The servants stared at each other with big eyes, their upper bodies were still, and their two legs moved out of the big tent step by step, and they were guarded by the Chinese guards.
"Eh, buddy, did you give you a lot of treasures just now, be accommodating, just say that it is an old man visiting." Chen Zheng softly beckoned to the guard, and the guard turned around and spit out, Bah, I'm Bah, I'm Bah, I'm Bah, I'm Bah, I'm sorry, let you wait at the door, you guys are good, go straight in, and kick our General Zhao. I don't think you know how powerful General Zhao is, wait to ask for it, dear!
"What's wrong with you General Zhao? Tell us about it! ”
What's amazing?! The old general Lian Po is not powerful, that is a person who has experienced a hundred battles and made great achievements, and even Lin Xiangru, who is favored by King Zhao, is such a bullish character, and when he saw General Lian's special car on the way to work, he had to ask the driver to reverse the car. How about now, Lian Po hasn't been pushed home by our young master! General Zhao has only been in office for a few days, and he has changed the people inside and outside this big camp, and the old people who have followed General Lian for many years are now all standing aside and replaced by newcomers who have come from Handan, what a lot of courage, how much strength, how much majesty!
When Chen Zheng heard it, he said, "Ahh Twisting his face, he saw the helpless expression of the baby panda, and then looked at Jing Ke's father's indifferent appearance, just because of the unlucky appearance of the two of you, you also took me to the ditch!
On the side of the big tent of the Chinese army, Zhao Kuo sorted out his clothes, stretched out his foot and kicked the leg-binding duo awake: "Eh, wake up, let you drink with me, who let you sleep here." Hurry up and go outside to drill the team. I can tell the two of you okay, this time it was for the sake of King Zhao's face that I took you out to make meritorious contributions, as soon as I arrived here, I first gave you a thousand commanders, how many pairs of eyes are staring at you, give me a little spirit, behave well, and when I defeat the Qin army and capture Wang Yi alive, I will ask you for credit in front of King Zhao when I go back. Let's also say ugly things here, if you two are naughty and mischievous, I will whip you dozens of whips each, and send you two back to continue to show King Zhao the door! ”
Don't worry! And voila, all right! The two of them were proud, dancing out of the big tent, thinking, this time they finally got out of the head, and finally didn't have to be aggrieved in the sentry box at the gate of the palace, that ghost place, I can't get any oil and water, and there are some miscellaneous people, all of them are looking for King Zhao, and even a poor person who wants food has to see King Zhao to talk about things, do you think that business can still be done? ! This time, I lost some relationships, spent two gold cakes, and found the eldest cousin of General Zhao Kuo's cousin-in-law, and then I went to serve in front of the army. I heard that the Qin army was about to be unable to support it, and the military rations could not be received at both ends for three days, and the last meal was not eaten, it was not a ready-made military merit! Besides, now in front of a thousand-commander, everyone is filial, how much can be earned!
Zhao Kuo beckoned the guards to tidy up the big tent, cushioned his stomach, and sat alone in it to look through the military books and bamboo slips. I haven't looked at it for a while, and I yawned again and again, this Nima still needs to be watched, I have already memorized it. Ay! Where is the knowledge in my belly released! Sun Bin and Pang Juan would be fine if they were in front of them, and I would also teach them a lesson and teach a few students to relieve their boredom! If Sun Bin were my student, would he be framed by Pang Juan, lose his legs, and get out of the tiger's mouth by pretending to be crazy and stupid?! If Pang Juan were my apprentice, would he be able to stupidly get into the ambush circle set up by Sun Bin and die under this tree?! The two of them are not blessed!
Hey, something seems wrong?! What's wrong?! If Sun Bin and Pang Juan are both my students, who should they die and who should live? Zhao Kuo held the world's first spear in one hand and the world's first shield in the other, stunned.
After sitting idle for a long time, Zhao Kuo faintly felt a pain in his buttocks, and suddenly remembered that there were still three living treasures that had no cooking. Who are these people, they actually got the green light all the way into my big tent, and they dared to kick me, and if they couldn't say why, they would definitely be beheaded in half.
At this time, Chen Zheng was lamenting his journey through the country, throwing gold cakes, freezing his nose, scattering jewelry, swords, guns, swords, and halberds to his neck, and my grandmother's drinking made my stomach droop, and I didn't sleep all night in the ravine.
I was thinking about it, a few guards came over and set up the servants and walked out, hey, I'm going, is it to send me to death?!
When he came to the big tent of the Chinese army again, Chen Zheng was already tired and tired, and it didn't matter what happened. Looking at Zhao Kuo sitting in front, Chen Zheng's eyelids drooped, one leg swayed, and he looked like he was in love, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water.
Zhao Kuo took a look, ah, come to me as hob meat, where did you kick me just now?!
There was a loud "pop" sound, which shocked everyone in the tent. Who are the people below, what are you doing when you come to my Zhao army camp, could it be that they are Qin army spies, and they can't come to me to murder this general?!
Chen Zheng thought to himself, if I want to murder you, then I won't use it, I, Nima, have already returned to the country to spend money and spend all my time, at least holding a few second-tier stars and karaoke! I don't want to see you Zhao Kuo now, when I see you, I have a heartache and angina, you are a second generation of double dragons and a generation of Contra, you are just here to shout, you just wait for the game board to smoke and burn you!
"General Zhao, you still don't know the identity of my master, do you? My master and the general's father, General Zhao Hao, are old friends, and the relationship is very good! This time, I came to tell you something confidential and important, and I hope the general will not misunderstand. ”
After the panda baby said the above words, Chen Zheng turned his face in admiration and glanced at it, it is really my right-hand man! Go back to the country and send you two beauties as a reward. You just take Zhao Haomeng, the rabbit cub, anyway, his father is no longer there, and there is no proof of his death.
"Oh, what's your master's name?"
Chen Zheng is disgusted! You don't have to ask my grandmother directly, and I don't exist when I don't exist! If you don't change your name when you stand or change your surname, I am the Wei Guo Lu Buwei is also.
Zhao Kuo raised his eyebrows, it turned out that what was standing in front of me now was Lu Buwei, whom my father often mentioned! Although he is not as tall as me and not as handsome as me, as long as he is rich, he can do it, and he is rich and ugly!
When my father talked to me about the art of war, he often said that he couldn't talk about me, but it was strange that he didn't let me lead the troops into battle, and he had to say that I couldn't take on the heavy responsibility, which was really unreasonable! Even the mother was brainwashed by her father. Let's take this time as an example, King Zhao promoted me so hard, regardless of everyone's opposition to reuse me, I should be happy to be a mother, but my mother found King Zhao and asked King Zhao to sign a note, saying that if I lose the battle, don't be attached to her. You say that I can't lead the troops, so I'll lead the troops to show you if your son is a general!
Every time my father mentioned the three words Lü Buwei, he was always full of praise, saying that this guy was a genius in business, and said that since I am not a material to lead soldiers, then follow Lü Buwei to learn business, live a peaceful and prosperous life for the rest of my life, and bless my ancestors for the succession of the Zhao family. Every time I think of this, I still feel angry in my heart! Now this Lu Buwei has sent it to the door by himself, and he is really destined to meet thousands of miles away, but he has no chance to meet on the other side.
Zhao Kuo looked at the Lu Buwei in front of him, and thought to himself, if I had listened to my father's words back then, maybe I would be like that cat's eye now, and I would be following this guy as a fart! It's good now, I'm in front of the commander of hundreds of thousands of Zhao troops, and your surname Lu has become my prisoner, how about it, accept it or not! It's great if you have money, I'm afraid you won't have money to spend!
Thinking so in his heart, Zhao Kuo didn't bring it out on his face.
It turned out to be a visit from the deceased, disrespectful and disrespectful! General Ben has heard of the name of Lu Daguan, and that is also a young talent, an example for my generation to learn! Why don't you loosen the tie and look at the seats?!
This is pretty much the same, wouldn't it be over if you had already taken out this attitude! It's not in vain that I've worked hard and worked so hard. Chen Zheng was not polite, he was very angry and sat down, can he pour a bowl of water, he is almost dying of thirst!
The peerless Shuangjiao saw Chen Zheng sitting there, and stood behind Chen Zheng very well. Zhao Kuo looked at Lu Buwei, this is a normal person. Look at Lu Buwei again, one is a baby panda with dark circles, and the other is standing there with a sword behind his back and a pair of hoop legs, why are these two people so like unlucky bears?!
I don't know what the officials are looking for me?
I, Lu Buwei, came here to find you, just to tell you a big secret, the god of war Bai Qi has arrived at the camp of the Qin army, was appointed as a general by the king of Qin, and took over the tiger talisman, this time I will definitely fight with our Zhao army.
Mars? Who sealed it? He sealed it himself! It's just right that he is white, no matter what kind of gambling god, gambling saint, or gambler, he will kill him when he comes to me, and Changping is his nightmare.
General Zhao must not underestimate the enemy! It is not easy to deal with a Wang Qi, not to mention Bai Qi, who is invincible and has killed countless people. The rumors that the Qin army lacked food and clothing were all false, and they deliberately let out the wind, the purpose was to let us underestimate the enemy. Bai Qi has already planned this time, ready to feign failure, lure the enemy deeper, and wrap you and your army in dumplings. As long as the general can't stick to it according to the strategy of the old general Lian Po, over time, the Qin army will definitely be able to retreat without a fight, and at that time, the city of Shangdang will also be in the pocket of our Zhao State. The general must not lead his troops to attack, otherwise, if he is in vain, he will definitely harm the whole army and be overwhelmed!
Hey? What nationality are you from? I remember that you are a patriot, why are you here to take a bite of our Zhao country, what do you mean? In addition, how do you know about the white plan? Bai Qi told you to drop it in person? You are a businessman, and you came to the front line of the battle between the two armies of Qin and Zhao, this is all involved, see that you are busy, the so-called no profit can not be early, what kind of heart do you have? ! It seems that you think of me Zhao Kuo too simply, when I still wear open crotch pants?! If I don't give you a lesson, you won't know that Sun Bin and Pang Juan are my apprentices.
Does the official Lu know the way of the soldiers?
Chen Zheng was puzzled by this sudden question.
The so-called military way, that is, the sophistication way. True and false, false and real. Sometimes true is true, sometimes false. False is sometimes false, sometimes true. True is false, false is true. Therefore, the truth is shown to be true, and the enemy thinks it is false. The truth shows the false, and the enemy thinks it is true. If it is false, it will be false, and the enemy will think it is true. If it is false, it will be true, and the enemy will think it is false. Therefore, the truth and falsehood are unpredictable and cannot be generalized. Therefore, the generals of all armies should adapt to the instantaneous changes of the battlefield, change with the times, change with the situation, and change with the yin and yang of heaven and earth. Therefore, the Qin army showed me to be weak, or really weak, or falsely weak. Bai Qi shows me to be strong, or really strong, or falsely strong. Therefore, those who know the way of war should not be moved.
Chen Zheng listened to the truth and falsehood for a long time, and he was already dizzy and dizzy by Zhao Kuo's words. That's why you're big, so you have to worship you! What the hell is this! It's only to blame your father Zhao Hao for giving you this name, you deserve to be surrounded by Bai Qi with an army of 400,000 braces, top you with braces!
Chen Zheng is angry, but it is about 400,000 lives, this can't be rash! Just as he was about to continue to persuade the brackets, two people came from outside the big tent.
General Zhao, just now a small group of Qin troops came to attack and disturb, guess what, my two brothers led the troops out of the battle, and before they could start charging, those Qin soldiers lost their armor and ran clean.
Chen Zheng is annoying! I haven't said anything big here, and I can't come in coldly with these two shrimp soldiers and crab generals.
How do you know that when the two people just came in, they saw the baby panda standing in the tent, and instantly froze on the ground, hey, why did this beggar gang white-collar come here, wasn't he beaten up by us and let the Patriotic Embassy take him back to his hometown?! Why are you here for today's meal?
When the baby panda saw these two people, he immediately trembled, as if it was a prelude to a space dance, similar to standing on a weight loss machine. Take it off, take it off, take it all off, take off your hat, take off your coat, take off your shirt, take it off and you both!
Chen Zheng and Zhao Kuo both sensed that something was wrong. What's going on?
It was they who tricked me in at the gate of King Zhao's palace, beat me into a cat's eye, and snatched the golden cake.
It was him, pretending to be a beggar and pretending to be pitiful, saying that his master was a trader, and sent him to Handan to meet King Zhao, so that King Zhao must use Lian Po to lead the troops in Changping, and everyone else is blind in vain. Fortunately, our brothers stopped this liar in time, otherwise if King Zhao was fooled, how could we have a chance to make meritorious contributions with General Zhao?!
Well?! Zhao Kuo heard a little meaning. All right! It turns out that you are in the same group as the old puppet of Lian Po. I said, I did everything possible not to let me fight, because I was afraid that I would win the battle in Changping and overshadow Lian Po! If I defeat the Qin army, look where his old face goes! Okay, you Lu Buwei, you actually wore a pair of pants with Lian Po, and teamed up to calculate me. If you don't want me to fight, I won't fall for you, if you are happy, where will I go to award medals and drink celebratory wine?!