Chapter 5 Breaking into Zhao's camp at night

Bai Qi secretly came to the front line of Changping from Xianyang this time, but Fan Sui's clever plan to catch big fish with a long line had the expected effect in Zhao State. After fierce debates in the Zhao court, the second generation of the famous general Zhao Kuo finally stood out and became a rising emperor superstar in Zhao State, although there is no agent, but it is enough to have Zhao Wang's total investment, chief producer, director and chief director, and it doesn't work for his mother to stop him, Lin Xiangru is also blind in the way, and he doesn't have to talk to those bad old men and half-old in the cotton sleeve along the way, he can successfully ascend to the position and get first-line wages, bonuses and commissions. This is called luck and unstoppable, or the sky makes people die and cannot die.

Lian Po, aren't you capable! If you have the ability to go home, pull out the bow and shoot persimmons in your yard to eat, the persimmons fall from the tree and smash you with a yellow soup. Who makes you not know how to figure out the leader's mind, just bow your head to fight and don't look up at the road!

In order to paralyze Zhao Guo, Bai Qi had to pretend to be a Black Panther commando, with only two holes on his face, hiding in Wang Di's big tent and not daring to go out. King Qin said that whoever dares to leak Bai Qi's whereabouts will be killed!

Chen Zheng saw that since Bai Qi had already made his debut, as a historical materialist, on the basis of acknowledging reality, for the sake of his hometown fathers, he could not make a plan and regenerate a plan.

Brother Bai, if there is anything you need for a brother, just say, as long as you can destroy Zhao Guo, the eldest brother will be promoted to become famous, and the younger brother will make a fortune, as long as any big projects developed by Zhao Guo in the future will be handed over to the younger brother, the younger brother has been making jewelry for so many years, and he also wants to build a city wall, build a palace, demolish some private houses, and wade through the real estate market.

How do you know that Bai Qi has a mustard in his heart, and thinks, don't you kid have a good relationship with Fan Sui, but I am incompatible with the surname Fan. The surnamed Fan has never fought a battle, never cut a head, and the whole reincarnation of Zhang Yi back then, all relying on the lips of the donkey on the top to touch the mouth of the horse on the bottom, chirping crookedly in front of King Qin all day long. This is a problem when the chairman of the board of directors, the most trusted people are always those who play lip service, and they always have to stand aside to open up the market. Why don't you let Fan Sui come to Changping to fight Zhao Guo?! Let the surnamed Fan stand in front of the hundreds of thousands of Zhao troops, and see if he can talk about Zhao Jun one by one foaming at the mouth and bleeding from the seven orifices, or simply say that Zhao Jun will fight back, attack King Zhao's palace by himself, strip King Zhao naked, and send him naked.

The enemy's enemy is a friend, and the enemy's friend must be on guard. Since you Lu Buwei are burning the high incense of the Prime Minister's Mansion, I can only maintain a drinking and chatting relationship with you in vain.

Serve! This wine is really a good thing, and it is inseparable from good and bad things. When it's good, it can make you happy, write poetry, sing highly, and live life freely. When it's bad, it can make you drunk and hurt yourself, have no mouth, get drunk and have sex, and regret it too late. Maybe, you can be struck by lightning in the middle of the night.

Bai Qi's amount of wine is really not small, and it is obviously not in the same heavyweight class as Wang Qi. Chen Zheng had two jars in his stomach, seeing that there was nothing wrong with Bai Qi, and he had no confidence in his heart. Damn, if this Bai Qi was born in the 21st century, the amount of alcohol would have to be two catties higher.

Continue to drink, even if you fight all the confidence you have accumulated here in Wang Di, you have to get into the state first. Chen Zheng not only sacrificed his life to accompany the god of war this time, but also gave up everything, planning to go to the Zhao army camp in person, and meet Zhao Kuo, who was talking on paper, for a while.

Bai Qi was drunk by Chen Zheng, oops, Xiao Lu's alcohol is good! There are not many people in the Qin State who can compete with me for nothing, and today you can count one.

"Hahahaha! I drank happily with Brother Lu Xian today, and when I attack Handan in the coming day, I will burn all the buildings in Handan City, and let you redevelop it according to the drawings of the Qin State! ”

"Big Brother Bai is really refreshing! But I haven't made an inch, so how can I bear it! Do you think this is okay, I had a relationship with Zhao Kuo's father Zhao Hao back then, what kind of trick does Big Brother Bai have, you might as well let me participate, I will give my eldest brother an infernal affair, go to the opposite side in person, play a play of Jiang Gan stealing books, and introduce that Zhao Kuo into the urn of the eldest brother, the eldest brother just stretches out his hand to grab the turtle, wouldn't it be twice the result with half the effort! ”

Wang Di on the side didn't understand: "Brother, what is Infernal Affairs, what is Jiang Gan stealing books?" ”

Chen Zheng listened to Wang Yiyi's question, hey, I'll go, it's time to make a scene! This Infernal Affairs is the matter of Andy Lau and Tony Leung, and Jiang Gan's book theft is in his grandmother's Romance of the Three Kingdoms!

"Haha! I, Lu Buwei, have traveled all over the land of China, drunk and beautiful and colorful seven countries, I have never seen anything, and I have heard many allusions. Infernal Affairs means eating at both ends, Jiang Gan stealing books, it is the story of a spy in the early Spring and Autumn Period, who took the opportunity to visit his old friends to inquire about the military situation, and even coaxed and deceived him, becoming the most successful spy in history. After Chen Zheng finished speaking, a layer of sweat broke out on his head.

Wang Yi looked at Chen Zheng's expression and was also drunk, brother, you know a lot, why do I worship you even more!

Bai Qi didn't seem to think so, how could it be so troublesome to deal with Zhao Kuo, a child who had never gone to military school and had a fake diploma in his hand, I already had a chance of winning, as long as he let the Qin army lose a few times and pretend to learn a few puppy barks in front of the children, he would treat himself as a Tibetan mastiff. When he takes the bait and leads the army to pounce, haha, I can't let him come back! Just send two soldiers and horses, one copy his nest, one interspersed in the middle, chop off the tail and cut off the waist, and finally the small cage is closed, starve him for a few days, and let him thin into a thin dog, catch rabbits are weak, waist and knees are sore.

Get! Looks like it's going to have to drink! Chen Zheng said: "That's, that's!" Big Brother Bai has become famous, but it's a pity that such a good opportunity, brother, I can't help, hey! ”

Chen Zhengchao's Wang envoy looked at him, and it seemed that he had no choice but to use his fan group. Wang Yi comprehended in his heart, in order to learn the amount of alcohol that Brother Lu fell from the sky, and repay Brother Lu for the drinking techniques taught by words and deeds, on! If there are difficulties, you have to go up, and if you don't have difficulties, you have to go up if you don't have difficulties! Chen Zheng and Wang Yi joined hands and praised Bai Qi to the sky, which made Chen Zheng's face blush, I damn it, in order to get things done, it is easy to say so many unconscionable words.

The more Bai Qi listened, the more he was used, and the more he listened, the more excited he became, and he ran out of the big wine jar himself without persuasion.

Chen Zheng saw that the time was almost over: "Big brother, you are my idol, the number one god of war in the world, and the number one in the Seven Kingdoms!" The brothers followed the eldest brother to sweep the world, and they will definitely be able to make contributions and leave their names for eternity! Big brother, do you want to stop thinking about the thing you just said? I gave it a chance! ”

"Okay! What the brother said, there is nothing that the eldest brother can't do here. Come on, drink! ”

"Big brother agreed?! Please rest assured, eldest brother, this time I went to the Zhao army camp to see Zhao Kuo, and I, Lu Buwei, will definitely follow the intention of the eldest brother, add fuel to the fire for him, and the arrogant army will be defeated! After this matter is successful, it is enough for the eldest brother to give the younger brother a few good words in front of King Qin! It's okay for me to get some more business in Qin State! ”

Chen Zheng was afraid that Bai Qi would change his mind, and without further ado, he was in a hurry, so he set off overnight. Fans, you stay, accompany the big brother to continue drinking! Baby panda, go, Zhao Jun's camp is working.

Leading the baby panda out of the big tent, Chen Zheng first came to the carriage, opened a box casually, whether it was thirty-seven or twenty-one, grabbed a few large handfuls of jewelry and stuffed them into his arms. His grandmother's pearl jade and white jade soup, this time only success is allowed not to fail, whether it will be successful or not, let alone a little blood, the bloodletting is also in full swing, anyway, it is all that Lu Buwei.

The two of them came out of the stable, Chen Zheng turned over and got on the horse, hey, hey, you can still ride a horse to break through in this Warring States crossing game, why don't you let me drive a J-20! It's okay to drive a tank! I'll blast the gate tower of King Zhao's palace into the sky first!

I don't know that I was just about to fight the horse and move forward, and the baby panda carried forward the fine tradition of good servants, thinking about the master's thoughts, anxious about the master's urgency, master, we don't need to bring a swordsman with us, we can't dance a gun and a stick, find someone to protect you!

Ah! Reasonable! Go, find a young and strong man, take the guys, take the horses, and I'll wait here.

After a while, the baby brought one, yawning sleepily, and muttering: "Why do you want to go to Kaha so late?" This wilderness drops, what can be done by wolves! ”

Less nonsense! If you are paid a high salary, you will be allowed to walk your legs?! Let you eat and drink for nothing?!

"You, wake up! Still dreaming?! ”

"I said shopkeeper Lu, where are you going to go in the middle of the night? What the hell is this! ”

Hey? Why do I listen to you more and more Northeastern?

"Why the northeast is not northeast, this is the authentic Yan Chinese language, Yan country is not in the northeast that quack!" You have traveled all over the Seven Kingdoms, singing and dancing everywhere, and you don't know what the accent of Yan Country is! ”

Oh, I'll stalk you, why don't you sing me a stand-up duo! If you don't have a double with the panda baby on the spot, I think the two of you are a perfect match, the protagonist of the prequel to the peerless double pride, then it is not popular all over the Northeast and burned to the whole of China!

"You're from Yan Kingdom?"

"My ancestral home is Qi State, Yan Country grew up, and now I am defending the country. What's going on? ”

Chen Zheng was dizzy for a while, oh, you baby panda, why did you find such a living treasure. You just say that you are a Chinese, what can you do! Ancestral home in China, grew up in China, and now China, more easy to understand! In one sentence, pull out the country, play the Three Kingdoms to kill?!

"What's your name?"

"Thornhammer. What's going on? ”

Oops, I'll it! I think you owe a hammer, why do I want to kill you with a hammer?! Why don't you give your child a name Jing Ke? See if you can withstand the hammer, or if your child can withstand the knock, which of you two grandma's head is hard!

"Jing Ke? This name is quite good, and in the future, I will marry my mother-in-law and give birth to a baby, so I will call it this name. ”

Oops, I'm going to bang a bang! Chen Zheng almost fell off the horse, stretched out his right hand to give himself a big mouth, why do I have so many mouths?!

Stop talking nonsense here! After a while, Bai Qi returned to his strength, and our Northeast trio wanted to go to the Zhao Army camp.

I said that Jing Ke's father, he can ride a horse, walk!

By the faint moonlight, the servants walked slowly through the mountains.

Looking at the bright moon in the sky, Chen Zheng felt a trace of sadness in his heart, and a song seemed to float sadly: white moonlight, somewhere in my heart, so bright, but so cold, everyone has a sadness, want to hide, but want to cover it.

Ay! Oh my God! O earth! Why did I let Chen Zheng travel to this Changping and carry such a heavy historical burden!

"Whoosh, whoosh..."Several cold arrows flew past Chen Zheng's ears.

"Who dares to break into my Zhao army camp at night?"

The baby panda is worthy of being a model among servants and a model among models, and he rushed to the front with a horse: "Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong!" Own! My master and General Zhao Hao are old friends, and I heard that General Zhao Kuo came here, so I came to visit! ”

"General Zhao is reading a book, and you can't be disturbed when the Heavenly King Lao Tzu comes, you want to see General Zhao waiting outside."

After waiting for an hour, it is two hours after more than 2,000 years, and there is still no movement. Chen Zheng was so cold outside that his snot was about to run down to his feet, and his hands trembled. As a last resort, I took out a jade bi from my arms and handed it to the baby, go, this is the key to the first level!

If you open the playbook that comes with the game disc, the keys for each level are as follows:

The first level: the outer dark whistle, a jade.

The second level: the barrier sentry, three Yuhuan.

The third level: the big camp blocks the horse, and the jade beads are five.

The fourth level: infantry battalion, seven golden hairpins.

The fifth level: the gate of the camp tent, nine jade pendants.

Level 6: Chinese Army Guard, Your Luck.

Level 7: Good luck with the ultimate boss!

Damn, it's gone?! It's really gone, the little thing in Chen Zheng's arms has disappeared like a scattered flower, and the wealth boy is empty!

Isn't this a few steps away from the Chinese army's big tent!

Stop! General Zhao has fallen asleep, so let's talk about it tomorrow.

Isn't it almost dawn for your grandmother now?

No way! Ai Mu Sauri! I'm very sorry to stay on the side and go to Di, don't force us to do rough work, wait for our General Zhao to wake up, Yo Xi Yo Xi!

Oops! You don't spit out dirty words when you don't do things that are lacking in morality, you are really high-quality, you are really high-quality, you are dripping, you are dying!

Chen Zheng had chest tightness and shortness of breath for a while! Just now, why don't I get a remote-controlled drone, hang a few bombs, fly in and blow up you who lack morality, don't pay taxes, eat people without conscience, don't let people fart, eat geese that take cards, and pluck the white-eyed wolf cubs under the wolf!

My grandmother can almost hear Zhao Kuo's snoring when she stands here! Isn't it a game card that has invested dozens of dollars, and it looks like it is about to play the ultimate BOOS, and suddenly the power goes out!

Wait impatiently, what's the solution!

I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait, wait, wait! When the sun rises on the third pole, there is still no movement, Nima Zhao Kuo has slept to death, why is it that he has died? !

No one should stop me, I want to hit people now, not only do I want to hit people, I also want to kill people!

Take a look at the slow-motion playback below:

Chen Zheng slowly broke free from the bear hug of the baby panda, shook off Jing Ke's father's obstruction, pushed away the small waist of the guards at the gate of the Chinese army's big tent, and rushed in with his outstretched limbs swaying and jumping.

Hey, why is it so familiar?! Why does it seem to be Wang Di's big tent of the Chinese army?! Can I travel back to the Qin army camp again?!

I saw that the furnishings in the big tent were almost no different from Wang Di's side, only one foot was exposed on the table in the manager's seat, and there were two people lying on the ground next to him, their four legs intertwined, still snoring like thunder and falling asleep. Several large wine jars were scattered around, and the air was filled with a strong smell of alcohol.

Why is this scene so familiar?! Isn't that how Wang Yi and I drank with those two who posted small advertisements!

Chen Zheng walked over to take a look, and it was Wang Yi who fell behind the coach's seat, obviously a young man. I'll it! didn't run, this must be Zhao Kuo's loser, oh no, the loser of the country. Chen Zheng went up and kicked a few times, and Nima woke up quickly!