Brother, if you really want to hear it, I'll tell you about it.

It is said that King Zhao Wuling accidentally had a dream that he saw a beautiful woman playing the piano and singing, and she looked like a water spirit. After waking up from the dream, King Zhao Wuling was thinking day and night, and his soul was not guarded, and he depicted the appearance of a beautiful woman to the ministers at the banquet. Wu Guang, who was present at the time, felt more and more like his daughter Meng Yao the more he listened, so he sent his daughter to the palace and gave birth to Zhao He. Later, King Wuling of Zhao abolished the queen Han Nu and the crown prince Zhao Zhang, and made Meng Yao the queen, and Zhao He was the crown prince. This Meng Yao is my aunt's own sister. Because of this relationship, my aunt and grandfather were given the surname Zhao by King Zhao, so they changed their name to Zhao Bao. Our family also changed the surname Zhao to my aunt and grandfather.

When Chen Zheng heard this, aren't you all one of you gaining power and becoming an immortal! I don't remember this little leopard in history! This little leopard is King Zhao Huiwen's own uncle, and it must be King Zhao Huiwen's group! Girl, why don't you talk about it, don't you dare to talk about it, if you talk about it again, you will change in the Dune Palace!

Chen Zheng recalled that bloody history at this moment. I think that King Zhao Wuling was blown by Meng Yao's pillow wind and turned his brain into hemiplegia, so he played a play of abolishing Chang Liyu, passed the throne to his youngest son Zhao He in advance, and became the master father, that is, the emperor. But looking at the eldest son Zhao Zhang's all-round talent in civil and military affairs, and he is also the main force of destroying Zhongshan Kingdom, the more he thinks about it, the more he feels sorry for this eldest son, so he named Zhao Zhang as Anyang Jun, and actually planned to let the two sons share Zhao Guo, and he was ready to set up Zhao Zhang as the acting king, and he was the two little kings in Zhao Guoguo, and he re-emerged as a king, you think this is playing poker! Even if it is a playing card, there is no one big king, two small kings! As a result, it planted a disaster for Zhao Guo. During a weekend vacation to the Dune Palace, Zhao Zhang was bewitched by Tian Buli and falsely passed on the king's order, saying that King Zhao Wuling suddenly fell ill at night and wanted to trick his younger brother Zhao He out and kill him, but the result was that Feiyi, who assisted Zhao He, felt that something was wrong and died halfway for Zhao He. Zhao Zhang saw that the matter was exposed, and he did not stop doing anything, and led the army to besiege the Dune Palace, and he was determined to replace King Zhao Huiwen. Unexpectedly, King Zhao Huiwen's subordinates were not vegetarians, Zhao Zhang surrounded the palace here, and the minister Li Dui led Handan's reinforcements to make Zhao Zhang a bigger bagel. forced Zhao Zhang to become the sandwich tenderloin in the hamburger, and had to run to his father's palace to play with the Tibetan cat, although his father played the role of an eagle catching the big rooster in the chicken, but in the end he was searched out by Li Dui, and without saying a word, he was stabbed to death directly! King Zhao Wuling was even more miserable, he had just died of his beloved eldest son Zhao Zhang, with tears in his eyes, and was carried out by Zhao He's subordinates to challenge the ultimate experiment of the limit of his body, challenging the impossible alone in the Dune Palace, that episode of the show was designed to watch a 45-year-old man in the late Warring States period, how long can he endure starvation and finally die! Zhao Yong, the king of Zhao Wuling, although he is Yongzheng's Yongzheng, unfortunately he is not as good as Yongzheng, and at least he was not starved to death by his son. Zhao Yong ate all the mice and bird eggs in the huge sand dune palace, and finally lay on the sand dune, and did not wait for the Mercedes-Benz to pick him up. Knowing this, King Zhao Wuling said that he wouldn't listen to Uncle Ge's fooling Party A and Party B!

Hey? Sister, since the balance of history is on Zhao He's side, your aunt Zhao Bao is the uncle of King Zhao Huiwen, isn't it calling for wind and rain and indulging in Zhao Kingdom! Why are you looking for a partner and running to the Pansi Cave to pretend to sleep?!

Alas! Brother, you don't know! Although my aunt and grandfather were named Pingyang Jun, it was just a false title, and he didn't have any real power! When Zhao Huiwen Wang Zhao He was alive, he reused Lian Po and Lin Xiangru, and even his own brother Pingyuan Jun Zhao Sheng stood aside and couldn't interject. Zhao He died, King Zhao was replaced by Zhao Dan today, and the one he relied on most was his uncle Pingyuanjun, and everyone else was in vain. Just before the Battle of Changping, my aunt and grandfather persuaded King Zhao not to accept the party, otherwise the Qin State would definitely not give up, but in a few words, the king of Pingyuan asked King Zhao to put the hot potato of the party in his pocket, what was the result? ! Now that the battle has been lost, the men of Zhao State are almost dead, and they were almost destroyed by Qin State, King Zhao can't get over his face, and he is even more alienated and neglected by his aunt and grandfather. Now my aunt's grandfather's house is deserted every day, and I use a slingshot to shoot sparrows, which is a dozen and a dozen. You say, I'm so beautiful, can I not find a noble son with status to fight a turnaround!

Oops, I'll go! Why is it so messy! Your aunt and grandfather Zhao Bao is the uncle of King Zhao Huiwen and the uncle and grandfather of Zhao Wangdan. Then aren't you the same generation as Zhao Wangdan! You royal relatives, why is the blood relationship so like a messy ball?! If you want to blame, you should blame your aunt and grandfather for being unlucky, what Pingyangjun, isn't that a tiger falling in Pingyang being bullied by dogs! You deserve it!

Sister, don't worry, listen to my brother tell you, my brother is just a businessman, an ordinary person with no status, it's useless for you to be anxious with me. But my brother is rich and connected, don't you just want to find someone to take you to throw ribbons and fly you! Easy to do! If you don't leave Handan City, I'll do it for you! You will live here first, you can spend the money as you want, and you will treat the major shopping malls in Handan City as your own wardrobe and shoe cabinet, and I will arrange a scene for you another day to surprise you! Bag you are satisfied! Fly to the skies! Medium?!

Brother, I have sifted through the big sieve several times for people with identity and potential in Handan City, how can there be potential stocks to buy! It's all up and down, junk stocks.

Sister, you believe in my brother this time! Put your heart in your stomach and beat slowly, wait slowly. Don't quarrel with me, I'm not that boring, I don't need to apologize, I'm not that smart, please don't go back to where we started. Your eyes are full of beauty and bring me confidence, and my promise is so reliable that it takes away your heartbeat. You give my brother a trust, and my brother will give you back a tomorrow! Tomorrow will definitely be better! Oh yes!

All right! Sister, I'm waiting for good news from my brother!

Then my brother won't accompany you, and my brother will go home first to discuss exchanging jewelry for money. If you're hungry, order a takeout, and if you're bored, chat with the takeaway guy for a while. Brother is gone! See you tomorrow!

In Zhao Ji's thousand calls, Chen Zheng ran out of the house! Oops, this is a lot of work! I can finally come out and breathe!

Hey? Where should I go? Chen Zheng looked at these bungalow houses in Handan City, and instantly became road blind. What about Sudai? What about horse-drawn carriages? When I came, I came in a carriage, and now there is no shadow of me. The peerless duo are all staying in Handan's new home! Damn, there is no guide, no navigation, I got lost in Handan City!

Walking! Let's get out of this place first. Chen Zheng took a step and walked around Handan City. Alas! I don't even have a rental carriage, no shared horses, no shared donkeys, I won't sleep on the streets on my own turf with He's Bi in my arms, right?!

Oops! The stomach began to bark. I tossed around for a day in order to buy a house, and listened to Mr. Zhao Ji talk about history class for a long time, why are you so hungry! Find a restaurant to cushion up.

Handan City is worthy of being a prosperous place in the Warring States Period, and it is also worthy of being a place where Yan Zhao knights gathered, but there is no shortage of taverns. Chen Zheng saw the signboard hanging on the side of the road in front of him and walked over by himself.

Man, get some food for the master, if you have any special dishes, let the master taste the food of the capital of Zhao Kingdom.

The master looks like a rich master, look at you!

After a while, a table of cold, hot, meat, and vegetarian dishes came to a table, plus a jar of good wine and a wine bowl. Chen Zheng took a look, hehe, Zhao Guo also has wine jars and wine bowls! That Pingyuan Jun Zhao Sheng what kind of cow you are, what kind of cow are you, what kind of cow are you, what kind of cow are you, brother's happiness is just that enjoyed alone. Yay! Let others see your bronzes, just like an Egyptian mummy, after drinking this one and no next, you are busier than anyone else, you become cold after making a mess, you can see through the cold and hot heart of the world, everyone has to open a firewall!

Chen Zheng feasted, swept thousands of troops, ate and drank all the time, that is called a cool! It doesn't matter if he was a thousand years ago or a thousand years later, this person lives to be a man who eats and drinks well, and has a full belly! Villas can be without, luxury cars can be without, gold and silver mountains can be without, the emperor's new clothes can be without, three meals a day can not only be had, but must be had! Because after a thousand years, the world will no longer have me, and I can't hold your hand with hunger, I just want to gnaw a duck's head! Or the streets are dimly lit, let me squat at the intersection and become a ghost!

Xia Wei is powerful, both civil and military, reigned for 54 years, starved to death! King Wuling of Zhao is very powerful, he reigned for 30 years, Hu Fu rode and shot, destroyed the Zhongshan Kingdom, defeated the two clans of Lin Hu and Lou Fu, and starved to death in the three counties of Biyunzhong, Yanmen and Dai! Qi Huan Gong Jiang Xiaobai is not powerful, the head of the Spring and Autumn Five Hegemons, reigned for 42 years, destroyed more than 30 small countries with his own hands, reused Yi Ya who killed his son and sacrificed meat, Erection Diao who wielded a knife to take parts for himself, and the prescription of his father who did not run to mourn, in the end, starved to death! Qi Wang Tianjian is very powerful, in the 44th year of his reign, Qin and Zhao Changping sat on the mountain to watch the tiger fight, and refused to lend a grain of grain to Zhao State, so that Zhao State, the strategic barrier in the west, has been in a slump since then, and he became the last chicken slaughtered by Qin State in the song and dance Shengping, gnawing on the bark in the grove and starving to death! Emperor Wu of Liang Xiao Yan is powerful, the twenty-fifth grandson of Xiao He and Xiao He, who established the Southern Liang regime and reigned for 48 years, but as a result of a rebellion of Hou Jing, starved to death! If you want to open it, you will be safe, healthy, and happy, and you will be happy to eat it!

But don't forget that you have to pay for eating out!

Chen Zheng was full of food and drink, no one was convinced, he stood up and touched his pocket, I damn it, I didn't bring a wallet! I didn't bring the card either! There is no mobile phone and no code when you scan!

Man, sorry, I forgot to bring the money!

Guest officer, do you want to be faced?

I Nima don't buy organs! I really didn't bring any money.

Isn't eating white food?! Where are you? You stay here, I'll find someone to get it from your house!"

I'm from Handan, but I forgot where I lived.

Do you dare to say that you are shameless?! I don't think you didn't bring money, you went out without a face, and you lost your face and money, right?!

Man, look why you're talking so badly!

Don't you think I'm talking ugly? Good! I'm not talking to you anymore! Loss, wait! Let's have a silent action blockbuster!

The guy shouted at the back, brothers, there's a guy who eats white food, do you want to him?!

him! Hulala came in seven or eight big men in the shape of a man, standing in a row in front of Chen Zheng, one by one!

Damn, my brother was in the Champs-Elysées Pansi Cave last night, and there were seven or eight beauties of Chu standing in front of me! It's not that I don't understand, the world is changing fast! The next day, it became seven or eight old men! Listen: It's not that I don't understand, I didn't know what a big heart was in the past, and the future I fantasized about in the past is not the present. I can't tell the difference between good and bad in the past, and I can't remember the time that has passed. For more than 30 years I seem to have only learned to be patient, no wonder the girls always say I'm not real! I cheered up and woke up from the Warring States, only to wake up and realize that I was no longer a boy!

Do you want my brother to pick one, or do you want to go together?! Never mind! This sentence is limited to thinking about it, don't say it! Otherwise, I will have to become the second generation of pandas!

Everyone, don't get excited! Take it easy! If you have something to say, it's good to say!

Don't you want to listen to me?! What's the matter, do you want to hear it now?

I want to, why don't I want to! Do you think this will work, I'll bet you on a treasure here, and I'll bring the money to you tomorrow, okay? Chen Zheng took out the Heshi Bi from his arms and lit it up towards the big men.

What a thing, green doesn't slip autumn drops! Pick up broken rocks on the side of the road! Brothers, go on, search for me!

The big men rushed forward, some pulled their arms, some hugged their legs, and some touched Chen Zheng's clothes with their hands. Hey? I really didn't bring any money, just a strip of rags.

What rags, show me the strips. The shopkeeper of the tavern squeezed to the front and took over the instructions written by Fan Sui. It's rare for the shopkeeper to recognize a few Warring States big seal characters, oops! Oops! Oops, ay, ay! Brothers, do you know who wrote this?!

Who writes birds?

This is what Fan Sui and Prime Minister Fan of the Qin State wrote to this loss! Ha ha! It seems that this person who eats white food is a spy of the Qin State. The Qin State killed more than 400,000 people in our Zhao State in Changping, and several brothers died in our family alone.

It turned out that this person was a spy of the Qin State! Can't let him go! Let him pay for his blood debts and avenge our Zhao people!

When Chen Zheng saw this situation, he was also panicked. Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, everyone! I'm from Handan. This time, if Pingyuan Jun hadn't asked me to follow Su's envoy to Qin to sue for peace, our Handan would have been slaughtered by nothing! We're all our own people!

Bah! Phew! How could this prime minister of the Qin State write this to a Zhao person?! Listen: Those who stop my brother Lü Buwei will be killed even if they are far away, and those who offend my brother Lü Buwei will be punished even if they are far away, Fan Sui. Just rush these words, what does it matter?! This is simply a relationship between the same window, climbed over the wall together, opened the crotch together, shared the spoils together, and what kind of relationship do you dare to deny?!

Ah! You tavern shopkeeper is also very good at talking! You don't believe me anymore, do you?! I didn't fall into my pants with yellow mud, it's not that or that!

The tavern boy who died several brothers on the battlefield of Changping waved his hand, brothers, don't talk to him, flatten him!

Suddenly, a person stood up from the table next to him and shouted: Stop! Don't hurt the great benefactor of our Zhao country!