Chapter 16 Handan Enchantress

People who can sleep and wake up naturally every day are probably the happiest people!

Chen Zheng opened his confused eyes and saw a bed ridge for the first time. Hey, where am I? Turn your head to the right, oops! Why are you still in the house where you drank last night! I saw that the table was in a mess, and the bronze wine bottles were all falling asleep on the table!

Fortunately, the wine of the Warring States is not on the top, and there is no such late effect of whirling the world. Chen Zheng stretched out his arms and sat up facing the outside of the bed. Ah! What's the matter?! Where's my clothes?!

Looking back, I'll it, who's lying next to this? Male or female? It's not Sudai, right?! Take a closer look, ah! Could it be a mouse?! Isn't that her!

Why did I move the drop from the table? Why can't you remember? The last memory seems to be that the mouse is holding a bronze wine jug and is about to blow with himself, and the files behind it are formatted. Where is this, it can't be that he has been guarding himself like a jade for more than 30 years, and he has accidentally abandoned his previous efforts, right? !

Eh, wake up, the sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at you! The little bird said early, why are you still sleeping!

Ji Ji was awakened by Chen Zheng and hugged Chen Zheng, Brother Lu, you are so bad, I will be your person in the future!

What? My people? Let's have fun, dear! My grandmother's crossing, maybe I will take a flight home one day, or a single-person stand-alone mode, I can't take you through and take you to fly. Even if the lightning in the sky comes to a big promotion, the whole split one get one free, you go back to the 21st century with me, you can only be a daughter-in-law for a primary school teacher, you just sit on the back of the bicycle and cry, you, if I sweep a shared bicycle, you can only run and cry in the back, you know how serious the consequences are?!

Chen Zheng broke free from Mickey's embrace, girl, let's not practice hugging here, you heard my brother say, we both drank too much last night, and we were lying here in a daze, let's just act as if nothing happened, okay? What I said yesterday was all bragging, what Fan Cheng and Bai Qi, and what King Zhao and Ping Yuanjun, I don't know, really! You're still young, you can definitely find someone with more money and status than me, let's make friends in the future, okay?

Brother, you see that the two of us are like this now, do you say okay? I'll leave everything to you, brother, do you think you can act as something that hasn't happened? You can say that what you said yesterday is false, brother, if you say that Heshi Bi and that road are also false, then I only have one sentence, brother, you live too unreal! You also think of me as a low intelligence and no ability to judge independently!

Girl, you just said that you only have one sentence, so why did you say two sentences?!

Brother, I still haven't said 10 million words, do you want to hear it? Now I condense these ten million sentences into one sentence and send it to you: If you don't want me, you have to want me, since you already want me, I can't do without me, whether you want me or not, I'll let you want me, if you say you don't want me, you have to change your words and say you must me, anyway, you can't want me. Do you understand?

Hey, you are the second generation of Zhao Kuo, why do I feel like there is a fly flying around my head?! Chen Zheng covered his head, dizzy. Girl, are you from Pansi Cave, and you want to use the spell of Senior Brother Sanzang to subdue the monster and coil me here, right?!

Girl, I understand what you said! But you may not understand that this life's event is not a joke! Brother will be honest with you today, brother is a lightning bolt that has been slashed and dropped from thousands of years later, and he is not a person in your Warring States circle at all, maybe one day there will be thunder and lightning outside, and my brother will suddenly disappear. Brother doesn't want you to wait for someone who doesn't go home, and if you love it, you can only say sorry, after all, we slept this time, and we never wanted to say that we regretted it, and we were drunk with beauty last night. I am a person who does not go home, there are no fickle eyes, only innocent tears, you don't have to ask hard and wait for a door that does not open.

Brother, do you want to be faced?

Girl, do you sell human organs? Brother don't!

Brother, don't talk nonsense! If you want to be embarrassed, you have to ask me! Got it? My sister also has a head and a face at home, I'm just waiting for a prince charming to wake me up, since you woke me up, what's the matter, you still want me to continue to pretend to be asleep?!

Chen Zheng saw that it was not a matter to talk with each other in such a heart-to-heart manner, so he hurriedly got dressed, picked up He's Bi and Lu Tiao from the table and stuffed them into his arms.

Sister, Princess Altasia, it's not that my brother doesn't give you anything, but my brother doesn't want to be sorry for you! See you later!

Mi Ji, who was sitting on the bed, suddenly burst out of the Handan dialect at this time: Grandma Le, quasi-Kankan pseudo-Nege style, pretend to be a man, no, what to run, no, I'm going to tell the truth, I'm a native of Chu Guole, I'm a native of Handan, if I dare to run out, I'll be with you, I'll let the simulacrum Bian and Yiyangyang break their legs, and I'm going to walk in the letter?! I'm going to run and run!

Oops, oops, oops! Why is this sound so familiar! Why is it so intimate! Sister, aren't you from Chu? Why do you still speak Handan?

Do you understand the oil? What are you pretending to be stupid! I am a Handan person, so don't follow me to have a pillow!

Is there still integrity in this world?! You say you're from Handan, why are you pretending to be a native of Chu?!

The people of Handan are willing to find the people of Handan, and they want to find Chu Guole, what is the way for me, who wants to pretend to be grandma Lekan!

Top of your big move! Girl, can you move your accent back No, brother is still willing to listen to you speak Mandarin!

Brother, if you let me follow you, Zhao Ji, I will speak Mandarin to you every day, you don't get tired of speaking a thousand times, listening to me feels like March, your every move, leaving and right my sight, you are my poems, let me read you a thousand times again, okay?!

Stop! You repeat!

My sister wants to read you a thousand more times, what's wrong?

You, called, called, what's your name? Chen Zheng's lips began to tremble, and he stammered when he spoke.

Zhao Ji, what's wrong?

Oops, I'll go! I'll take a golden bell jar to cover you Warring States big hen!

Chen Zheng was so anxious that tears came out! Okay, you little girl, you were the one who poured my brother into the dark last night, you were the one who changed me from a boy to a man, and it was you who wanted to follow me to fight zombies in the Warring States, how could you be you or you! Listen to my brother sing to you: I am the one who doesn't understand you, I am the one who wants to leave you, the one who rejects you, the one who lives up to you, whether it is me or me. Maybe I owe you too much in my previous life, I owe you too much, oh maybe I don't have you in the next life, and you will be better off without you!

At this moment, I heard Su Dai knocking on the door outside, Brother Lu, are you up, let Brother Su come in!

Zhao Ji was in a hurry, so she covered herself with a quilt and hid.

Su Dai came in and took a look, hey, brother, why are you alone? What about the beauty of Chu?

Run! Ran away last night.

Su Dai was startled and ran away? That's a box of gold!

What gold? What's going on?

Oh, brother, my brother is afraid that you will be lonely in Handan without a trace, and he exchanged a box of gold for you for a Chu beauty, why did you run away?! Where did you go?

Zhao Ji emerged from the quilt, hehe, ran here!

Su Dai was taken aback, and when he came to his senses, he laughed, Brother Lu, you don't dare to admit it, are you afraid that your brother will be ashamed of it? What's so embarrassing about this, a dignified beauty of the Chu State is not worthy of you!

Chen Zheng turned his face and said to Zhao Ji, eh, you, give this Su Ye a few words of dialect, let him feel it too!

Brother, I want to hate it! I'm going to talk about Handan! My Handan dialect is drunk and accurate in the Seven Kingdoms. In the future, I will make a joke, and my grandmother will follow the Dinglale!

What are the Simulacrums, Aralei? Su Dai was also drunk when he heard it! Girl, why are you learning Handan dialect so similar?!

Chen Zheng looked helpless, Brother Su, you have made your brother miserable. provoked this hooded chicken, I don't want to enter the play this time, but I have to enter the play! What kind of beauty is she! Her hometown, just live in this tun, she is a native of Handan City, don't look at Handan City is very big, it's not that the enemy doesn't get together, there have been many, many things have happened in Handan City, but what do those things matter to me, Brother Su, if you are interested, you take her home and listen to her slowly tell you, the people in the Tunzi! That's called a whoop!

Oh? Is there such a thing? There is a peerless master of Handan hidden in the miscellaneous courtyard of this Chu State, could it be that he drank through the second pulse of Ren Du last night? Ay! Brother, it doesn't matter if the Chu State is still the Zhao State, as long as people are willing to follow you, isn't it your blessing! Look at the two of you, there are many husbands and wives, and you will definitely be able to give birth to a big fat boy in the future, and pass on the lineage to your old Lu family!

Be! It's a big fat boy! However, he did not inherit the old Chen family, and the old Lu family did not continue this cigarette, but let the old Ying family pick up a cheap one. If you don't have the surname Ying, you can win anything, and the mahjong landlord tractor wins!

Sister, Master Su, I'll go out and wait first, you two can grind for a while! Ride in my carriage later, and we'll go!" That box of gold Su Ye has already brought in, sister, you just have to go out boldly, don't look back, the avenue leading to the sky, nine thousand nine hundred, nine thousand nine hundred and nine. From then on, you set up the red embroidery building, throwing red hydrangeas, and the two of you drank a pot, red sorghum wine!

The quilt chicken is glued! What to do? Alas! What should I do? Gai Ming'er went to find that stranger, and I will be a marriage introducer and play a matchmaker!

Out of the Champs-Elysées private club, Chen Zheng turned his head to look at the door that was still dark last night. I don't talk about honesty at all, and I claim to be from Chu State, why let me eat a granite pebble from a bowl of rice! almost broke the master's teeth! It's good now, if you drink and come back to a rival, you have to find a way to send it to others!

When he arrived at the mansion given by Pingyuanjun, Zhao Ji followed Chen Zheng in. Oops! Brother Lu, why do you want to be a family?! I didn't want to live here, so I quickly bought a courtyard for me to live in, and then hired a few maids every other time.

After Zhao Ji finished speaking, he turned his head and walked out. Get! I haven't seen Old Man Lu yet, so I'm coming out!

Chen Zheng thought to himself, I won't let you follow me, you really treat me as a local tyrant! Yes! Brother will take off a handful of monkey hair, blow out some villa luxury car Filipino maids for you, and then get you a helicopter, so that you can take Chang Yu and elope to Mars to give birth to a group of Gedemis!

Brother Su, take us to see the house in Handan! Whichever is more expensive to buy! Walking!

Su Dai really can't ask for it! Haha, the more real estate you Lu Buwei buys in Handan, the better, let's go!

After tossing for a long time, the house selection was selected in the afternoon, and then I found a mansion that satisfied Zhao Ji. Brother Lu, this is it! Shell out!

Why do I want to take out He's Bi and smash you to death so much! Your Zhao Ji's head will die with He's family, and I will die with Su Dai, I want to see if the earth can explode!

Brother Su, I didn't bring any money, you put it on first.

Okay! No problem! Anyway, take the invoice and ask King Zhao and Pingyuan Jun for reimbursement.

After completing the property rights transaction, Su Dai rode away in a carriage and gave good news to Pingyuan Jun.

Brother Lu, you stay here at night!

NO! Sister, I just got more than a dozen truckloads of goods, and I have to go back to count and count them, and discuss the sales problem in Handan with the old man, so I won't accompany you!

What? Brother, you say it again!

Brother went back to discuss the sales of the goods, what's wrong?

Brother, what the hell are you doing?

Brother is a businessman, what's wrong?

Then what is the matter between you and Prime Minister Fan Cheng and General Bai of the Qin State, as well as King Zhao and Pingyuan Jun?

It's the relationship of acquaintance, what else can I do! They don't have any special hobbies, and even if they do, I don't have any! What's more, I haven't seen what King Zhao looks like!

Granny Bag! Xingzhen deceives people and doesn't want to! I also thought that he was going to be an official, but yesterday he was drinking and guarding, bragging about the bull and flashing, and he was going to be a reselling thing. Sister Kai is going to sit on a brick machine with me, and I'm going to be a liar!

Oops! Don't think I can't understand Handan, you are a Handan pretending to be a Chu State, and I am also a Handan pretending to be a defender, we are each other! What did I tell you, I'm not the kind of person you're looking for, you still don't believe it! Besides, as long as there is money is not stronger than anything, a big house is lived, a group of people are waiting, and the four hooves are picked up and dropped off by a special car, why do you have to find a dignitary. You can't think about it!

I'm drunk and reselling! What is the sound of the point, what is the use of the money! Pulling the door is a one-step up. I'm going to say it, what are you going to do if you want to deceive me?!

Oops! Girl, you drop, your conscience is greatly broken! Who the hell are we fooling whom?! You got me drunk, and you took off my boy's name, and it was the other way around when you came to you.

I don't have to run to the tube, and I plan to give it to me!

I haven't asked you for an explanation yet, but you're going to come with me. Say, what exactly are you looking for? Speaking Mandarin, and then speaking the Handan dialect, Brother Ke doesn't care, you go back to the Champs-Elysées Pansi Cave and lie down and continue to pretend to sleep!

Brother, don't blame me for being in a hurry with you! You say, the kings of these seven kingdoms have queens and concubines, and these four princes are also cow dung with masters, and these people with heads, faces and identities are also groups of wives and concubines, you say, where do I put this flower? ! Originally, my aunt and grandfather were going to introduce me to Zhao Kuo, Zhao Hao's son, and wanted to wait for him to defeat the Qin army in Changping and return to Handan to arrange this matter, but Na Cheng thought that he would die in the chaos. I had no choice but to pretend to be a beautiful woman from Chu and wait for an opportunity in that place. I finally met you, a pure boy, and I thought you were a noble son, but you were a businessman with no status and no status. I'm twenty years old, and I've given you everything, what do you say you should do?!

Sister, didn't you say that you are seventeen or eighteen this year?!

Get lost! Comprehend the spirit!

Who is that aunt and grandfather of yours?

My aunt and grandfather were the son of Wu Guang, the minister of King Zhao Wuling, and the uncle of the former king Zhao Huiwen.

Hey, since he is the son of Wu Guang, why is his surname Zhao?!