Chen Zheng said with displeasure on his face: "Brother Yiren, what am I doing to you?" I brought you here to drink because we had a good relationship, how can I, the woman of the house, say that you will fulfill you? What are you and where I am? ”

Yiren said nervously: "Big, big brother, Fang Caina, is that sister a big, big brother's woman?" ”

Chen Zhengyi waved his hand: "Brother, brother, I have only seen disasters that do not go alone, and I have never seen good things happen again and again." To say, once this person is unlucky, he can choke on saliva. But this is a good thing, once it is connected, it will eventually become a bad thing. Therefore, people should be cautious when they are unlucky, and they must be careful when they encounter good things, otherwise they will have to do something. ”

"Big brother, I understand, it's me who is too abrupt." Inhuman returned to his seat after speaking, bowing his head and remaining silent.

"But then again, that woman is just a singer in this mansion, and now that my brother is a noble brother, how can such a woman be worthy of you?! If the elder brother has this thought, it will be wrapped up in the elder brother, and the elder brother will find a good person for the elder brother in Handan City, how about it? ”

Yiren's hanging heart let go, as long as it's not a big brother's woman, no matter if she sings or not, her first girlfriend is her.

"Brother Lu, since she is not your woman, for the sake of our two sworn brothers, why not...?"

"Brother, don't get me wrong, I'm good for you. You must know that a good-looking woman may not be able to live a down-to-earth life with you, and there are too many lessons in this regard. Beauty is also a human being! If you are human, you have seven emotions and six desires. Rich men can satisfy their vanity, powerful men can give them security, and talented men can be the objects of their admiration. Brother, you said to yourself, which of these three things do you have? ”

"......" Inhuman's head was buried even lower.

"Brother, you are an honest man, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it if you find a daughter-in-law who is too beautiful! What makes a good daughter-in-law? Brother tells you that a woman who suits herself, can live a good life with you, and can eat bran with you is a good daughter-in-law, and being beautiful is just the skin on her face, and sooner or later she will become wrinkled. I advise you to think clearly before you speak! ”

“……”

Yiren was silent for a long time, and slowly raised his head: "Big brother, I think clearly, I still want beautiful women." ”

"Gotcha! You must have been born to your father. Brother, this is your own choice, don't regret it in the future! ”

"As long as my eldest brother can fulfill me, I will never regret it."

"If anything goes wrong in the future, you can't blame me."

"Brother Lu, I can swear on the spot that no matter what happens in the future, I will not complain about Big Brother."

Chen Zhengyi stretched out his hand: "Forget it, don't swear, my brother believes that you are." Since we have talked about this, I will be a good person to the end, send the Buddha to the West, and fulfill a good deed of yours, who let me be bankrupt because of your business! ”

Yiren jumped up excitedly: "Brother Lu agreed?!" You are my own brother. Brother, when do you think I'll pick that sister away? ”

"Look at your monkey hurry! Since I've promised you, the sooner the better. But..."

Yiren glared at Chen Zheng in fright: "But what? Big brother, say it quickly! ”

Chen Zheng waved his hand to signal Yiren to sit down, and said slowly: "You are now alone and helpless in Handan, and that girl is also in the middle of the family, so she has to fall here." In my opinion, the two of you are also connected by the same fate, there must be an officiant, a witness or something, and you still need to simply fulfill the procedure. You tell me? ”

Yiren's eyes rolled twice, and he high-fived: "Big brother, I have a good idea!" ”

Chen Zheng was stunned: "What's the idea?" ”

"Big brother, aren't you very familiar with Pingyuanjun, I heard that there are more than 3,000 people under his door, although I can't call all the relatives and friends in Xianyang to Handan, why don't we send an invitation to those doormen, and then the money will go to the eldest brother, and I may have returned to Xianyang by the time I pay back the money." Hey! That's a good idea, right?! ”

Chen Zheng smiled: "I didn't see it, you kid is quite good at settling accounts!" If I bring all the guests of Xinlingjun and Chunshenjun, then don't I put more than 10,000 tables? ”

Inhuman gave a thumbs up and said, "Oops! How did I forget about this stubble? Let's let the three of them squeeze into a table, wouldn't it make a lot of money! ”

Chen Zheng said helplessly: "Brother, are we a little bit out of luck?" This marriage is a lifelong event, if you take this opportunity to make a big profit, others will look down on us. is such a small family, and it will not be a big deal in the future. In this way, the matter between you and that girl is wrapped up in me, and my brother has arranged it properly for the two of you, how about it? ”

Inhuman muttered, "Don't I just want to take this opportunity to compensate for my eldest brother's loss!" ”

"Stop! Stop! Although my brother is an outsider, he is also a person who wants to be a face, and my brother doesn't want others to poke his backbone in the back. Come, drink, you'll leave your business to me. ”

……

The next night, the Inhuman's house looked calm from the outside, but the inside of the gate was full of lights, and it was a lively scene. Under Chen Zheng's arrangement, a wedding of the century is about to quietly kick off in the city of Handan, which is shrouded in war clouds.

The old servant's room was busy inside and outside the house, and in the living room, Chen Zheng and Xunzi, Han Fei, and Li Mu were chatting happily, and Mao Sui was sitting there, his mouth seemed to have words, and he didn't know what he was muttering silently.

At this time, Yiren was adjusting his nervous mood alone in the room, and whenever he thought that the beautiful woman who made him fall in love at first sight was about to come here in a carriage, the little heart in his chest "suddenly" beat non-stop.

After a while, the hammer arrived in the carriage, and Zhao Ji walked in with a hijab on her head and supported by the maid.

The guards outside the door were stupid, why did this prince of Qin suddenly transfer? I heard that he has become the little prince of the eldest prince of Qin, and now a big beauty has fallen from the sky, why doesn't he become the third prince of the Dragon King who was cramped and skinned by Nezha? This is too jealous, isn't it?!

Although Chen Zheng specially arranged good wine and food for these guards, and each of them also issued a money string that could be wrapped around his neck several times, there were still people who disappeared into the night, and looking at the direction of the run, it was obvious that it was the Plains Monarch's Mansion.

The auspicious time has arrived, and the two newcomers have been put in place.

At this moment, Mao Sui stood in the middle of the living room, with Chen Zheng, Xunzi, Han Fei and Li Mu sitting on both sides.

Mao Sui looked at Yiren and Zhao Ji standing in front of him, cleared his throat, and said: "Leaders, distinguished guests, gentlemen, ladies, Ledi Sen'an..., An..., Sister Ande, good evening!" On this hazy moonlit and dark and windy night, we gathered together to attend the wedding of Mr. Ying Yiren and Ms. Zhao Ji. Below, Mr. Xunzi, the witness of this wedding, is invited to make a shining appearance! ”

Xunzi waved to everyone and walked over, stood beside Mao Sui and said loudly: "I feel very honored to be able to participate in the wedding ceremony of the inhuman son tonight. As you know, the son of the other man came to Handan thousands of miles for the friendship between Qin and Zhao, he is the messenger of peace, he is the hope of peace! However, this..., although the inhuman son suffered a lot of grievances in Handan, but that is all in the past. Now, the son of the alien is no longer what it used to be, and when he returns to the Qin State one day, he will definitely be able to salted fish..., oh no, he will definitely be able to show his ambitions and shine! This Ms. Zhao Ji is also a beautiful lady in Handan City, not only does she look like a flower..., oh no, she looks like a flower and a moon, but she is also a good girl who is smart and smart. The combination of the two of them is really a combination of wings, talented and beautiful, a perfect combination, and made in heaven. I'm sure it won't be long before the two of them will have a big fat boy! ”

Mao Sui turned his head to Xunzi and whispered, "Mr. has seen this sister?" ”

Xunzi squeezed his eyes and whispered: "I haven't seen it!" My words, like you, were prepared by Brother Lu. Only the last sentence was played on the spot by me, how about it? Okay, right? ”

"Sir's last sentence is simply the finishing touch, admire, admire!" After Mao Sui finished speaking, he waved Xunzi back to his seat.

"Next, I would like to invite the officiant of this wedding, who is also the big matchmaker of Mr. Yiren and Ms. Zhao Ji, to come to the stage to give a speech, everyone is welcome!"

Chen Zheng wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve and stood up, just took two steps, somehow tripped and almost fell to the ground.

Li Mu said to Han Fei: "Brother Lu finally married this cousin, why do you look a little nervous?" ”

Han Fei smiled: "Listen, listen to Lu Da, big brother, what do you say." ”

Chen Zheng stood on the spot, calmed down and said: "Mr. Xunzi said that he had a big fat boy, let me add two sentences first, this child still has to be born, and you have to grasp it a little tightly, otherwise..., otherwise..., otherwise..., otherwise, before we can drink the child's full moon wine, the alien brother may go back to Xianyang." Also, now the times are different, men and women are the same, what men and women, as long as they are their own children, it is the best. I've heard that some people take a look at the child before they are born, and find out that they are pregnant with a girl and take injections and medicines, which harms their own flesh and blood, what is this? It's simply inhuman! It's a loss of conscience! Even if you give birth to a boy, there will be no shortage of proparate children who don't learn and don't know how to do it, and little beasts who abandon their biological parents! If you give birth to a girl, you will be a caring little padded jacket who cares about taking care of your parents and giving you care for the elderly. ”

Mao Sui saw that Chen Zheng was getting more and more excited the more he spoke, so he turned sideways and whispered: "Brother Lu, it's far away!" ”

"Oh..., yes! Tonight is a day of great joy for the alien brother, let's get down to business. I think at the beginning, I also met with my brother in Pingshui, if I hadn't followed that Su Dai to Xianyang and followed him to Handan, maybe I would be defending the country at this time..., alas! Don't talk about it, it's all tears! It is also thanks to the Su Dai, I met this Zhao Ji sister in Handan City, as soon as we met, she asked me to introduce a son of the same age and as a person, it doesn't matter what power position you have, as long as you are not in business. That is, yesterday, the alien brother fell in love with this sister at first sight, the two of them fell in love at first sight, what else do I have to say, while Mr. Xunzi and Han Fei's brother have not yet set off for Qi country, and they haven't hurriedly opened up this matter, it can be regarded as making the alien brother overjoyed and completely forgetting the original circumstances. Without further ado, let's move on to the next item, exchanging tokens. ”

The old servant reached out and handed the two gold rings to Chen Zheng.

"According to the customs of the Western Regions, the bride and groom want to exchange a token, and yesterday I customized these two rings in the gold shop, and I have to ask a few words before wearing the rings." Chen Zheng looked at Yiren: "Brother Yiren, are you willing to marry Zhao Ji as your wife?" ”

"Of course I do!"

"Whether she will be rich or poor in the future, or whether she will be healthy or unwell in the future, will you want to be with her forever?"

"Yes!"

Chen Zheng turned to Zhao Ji who was covered with a hijab: "Bride, are you willing to marry the groom?" ”

"I do!"

"Whether he will be rich or poor, or whether he will be healthy or unwell, will you want to be with him forever?"

"Yes!"

Chen Zheng handed the ring to Yiren's hand, held Yiren's hand, and said seriously: "Brother, you have to be good in the future..."

"Brother Lu, don't worry, I will take good care of her."

"No, I mean you have to take care of yourself from now on!"

"......" Inhuman was also speechless.

"I declare that from this day onwards, you will officially become husband and wife, and I hope that you will always be united and grow old together. Brother Inhuman, please put the ring on the bride's ring finger. ”

"Brother Lu, what is the ring finger?"

Zhao Ji suddenly lifted the hijab, snatched the ring from Yiren's hand, and shouted: "You guys are long-winded, and there is no end?!" In order to wait for your last sentence, I will almost suffocate the old lady to death! Since this son and I have become husband and wife, then I will take this ring first, what should you do, I am still waiting to enter the cave room! ”

Mao Sui said: "The newcomer hasn't worshiped heaven and earth yet!" ”

Zhao Ji waved his hand: "Which sect is the world?" The two of us are not worshippers, so let's save the following links. ”

Li Mu pouted at Han Fei: "Gotcha!" Later, the cave house will not be able to make trouble. ”

Zhao Ji pointed to the nose of the stranger and said: "Since you married the old lady, then I will tell you the rules, from now on, you are in our house, you must eat all the leftovers, do all the dirty work, wash all the clothes and socks, listen to all the good and bad words, pay all the wages and bonuses, give you ten copper plate pocket money every month, and greet the old lady in advance wherever you go out, and you must not have any dealings with other women without permission, remember?!" ”

Yiren was still looking at Chen Zheng with grievances, but he was dragged away by Zhao Ji, and a call came from afar: "Big brother save me!" ”

Everyone was looking at each other, and suddenly Zhao Sheng's voice came from outside the door: "Okay, you brother Lu, you don't call me and General Lian for such a big happy event, but let the two of us take the initiative to come to the door to ask for a sip of wine, it's really not enough friends, right?" ”

Lian Po, who was walking behind Zhao Sheng, said: "Brother Lu didn't go to my house to visit my brother when he returned to Handan, if it wasn't for Pingyuan Jun's understanding of me, the old man would have missed a wedding wine!" ”