"How much? Half a million? The old servant's eyes widened in astonishment.

"What's up? You knocked out all my kidneys, and you want more than 500,000 yuan? Mariel's give money! ”

"You said that you are young, you have arms and legs, why don't you do something, run on the street to slander people, isn't it embarrassing?"

"Less nonsense! Do you have to force me to use a big move? Well, you wait! The man stood up and slammed his head into the wheels, and with an "oops" sound, a pustule on the door of his head came out. That wasn't the end of it, the man tucked one leg under the wheel, pulled out a mobile phone from his body and took a selfie.

I just listened to the man: "This time it's not 500,000 yuan, the starting price, 1 million." If you don't give it to me, you'll use a trick. ”

Chen Zheng in the carriage listened to the voice of the person outside the car, and looked down through the gap in the curtain of the carriage, oops, this is not Chang Yu's house! Why is this kid still hanging around Handan City? Why did you change your career and do porcelain touching?

The old servant took out a string of copper coins from his body, shook it in front of the man's eyes, and said: "You say you, it's not true, I'm not sincere in hitting you, let's discuss, you kid don't want 500,000, 1 million, a price, fifty!" ”

"How much?"

"Fifty."

"You knock me like this, I want a million and you give me fifty?"

"Do you want to?"

"Give money!"

"Agreed?"

"Hmm!"

"Oops, it's high!"

Chen Zheng was still stealing fun through the curtains, thinking to himself, hurry up and send this guy away, so as not to cause trouble at this critical moment.

Unexpectedly, the stranger in the carriage got out coldly, pointed at Chang Yu and said, "You, you, how can you be reasonable!" Then he looked at the old servant: "Send him away for five copper coins, and there is no more." ”

"Oops? Which green onion are you? Dare to block the master's business! I see that you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin, okay, there are yours, wait! Chang Yu got up from the ground and beckoned to the two people next to him: "Brothers, give them a trick." ”

Two sticks came out of nowhere in the hands of the two men, and smashed them with force on their arms, and with a series of screams, the sticks were thrown to the side of the road, and the two fell in front of the two wheels of the carriage, one left and one right, and the corners of their mouths were bleeding.

Yiren had never seen this formation, and hurriedly called: "Brother Lu, come out quickly!" ”

Chen Zheng secretly complained in his heart, but he had no choice but to change his tone and whisper in a slightly hoarse voice: "I think it's better to give them fifty dollars and let them go." ”

Chang Yu was also anxious: "What? Fifty bucks? It's beautiful to think about! Without five hundred dollars, don't think about passing the master's level. ”

Suddenly, Chang Yu was stunned on the spot, paused for a moment, and called out suddenly: "Wei Ge'er? Right! It was Viagra's voice. Wei Ge'er, I've finally waited for you! ”

"Who is you Wei Ge'er, you have recognized the wrong person." Chen Zheng said vaguely in the carriage.

"That's right! The more I listen to you, the more Vego's become. Wei Ge'er, I can recognize your voice even if you turn to ashes, you better come out. Chang Yu hurriedly beckoned the two of them: "Okay, okay, call it a day, let's stop here, rest, rest for a while." ”

The two got up and walked up to Chang Yu, pointed to each other's arms, and said, "Do you think you will settle today's account?" ”

Chang Yu stretched out his hand and snatched the copper string from the old servant's hand and handed it to one of them: "Since I met Wei Ge'er, you two will mix well with me in the future, and keep you food and clothing without worrying." Take these first, I still have something to do, don't send it slowly! ”

"What does Wei Ge'er look like, let us take a look?"

"! Can Wei Geer show you both casually? Hurry up, find a place to neatly drop your arms first. ”

The two men shook their arms and walked away one step at a time.

Although Chen Zheng was sick to his stomach for a while, he still turned his heart and walked down from the carriage.

At this moment, the guards who were following behind the carriage rushed over, and when they saw the situation in front of them, they also guessed eight or nine, and pointed at Chang Yu and said, "What are you doing?" Dare to stop the carriage of Lu Gongzi and Yiren Gongzi, are you tired of being crooked? Acquaintances, get out of here! ”

Chen Zheng stopped in the middle and said: "This kid is young and ignorant and has gone astray, it's okay to learn from others to come out and touch porcelain, just criticize and educate, don't make a fuss." ”

Yiren said angrily: "You can't spare this guy!" A shameless person like this who is lazy and swaggering, killing one will be one less. ”

Chang Yu ignored others and looked at Chen Zheng with an excited face: "Brother Wei, I heard that you went to Xianyang some time ago, when did you come back?" Will you take me with you next time you go out? I'll saddle you before and after the horse, lift your shoes and wash your feet, and you'll let me follow you? ”

"Do you really want to follow me?"

"Brother Wei, look at what you said, I've been thinking about it for a long time."

"It's easy to follow me, don't call me Wei Geer in the future, can you remember?"

"Brother Wei'er, oh no, then what shall I call you?"

Chen Zheng pondered for a moment: "Why don't you call Brother Stephen?" ”

"Brother Stephen? It sounds strange, but it's pretty smooth. Stephen, do you agree with me and you? ”

“……”

Chang Yu suddenly knelt on the ground, and said with a sincere face: "Wei, oh no, Brother Stephen, in fact, I still have a craft, I am a graduate of the 105th class of Zhao Guo Culinary Arts Training College, and the food I cook is delicious." I admire you so much, is it possible for you to give me a chance, even if it is for me to be your son. ”

The more Yiren heard what Chang Yu said, the more outrageous it became, and said to the guards: "Why don't you arrest this guy?" ”

Chen Zheng twisted his face and said, "Did I say I wanted to arrest him?" Then he said to Chang Yu: "Do you want to follow me?" ”

Chang Yu smiled and said, "Yes, you can let me do anything!" ”

"Well, I'll have to test you first." Chen Zheng pointed to the intersection next to him with his hand: "You stand there and shout three times, 'I am from the Qin State', go first." ”

Chang Yu is not ambiguous, shouting and shouting, who is afraid of whom?!

"I'm from Qin, I'm from Qin, I'm Qin..."

Before Chang Yu finished shouting the third sentence, countless stones and rotten vegetable leaves were thrown around, and more than a dozen mothers-in-law who had lost their men on the Changping front rushed forward, one of them flew to Chang Yu's shoulder and punched the pus on the head, and the others were not to be outdone, and used all the big moves in "Street Fighter".

Seeing this scene, Chen Zheng hurriedly greeted the stranger and the old servant, jumped into the carriage, and continued to drive.

The guards looked at the real-life version of the Street Fighter Flowers, and they were smiling and pointing, when they suddenly realized that the carriage had gone away, and hurriedly took steps to chase after them.

Finally arrived at Zhao Ji's house.

Chen Zheng looked at it, why was someone standing listlessly outside the door? Why does it look more like a hammer the more you look at it?

When I got closer, I was not Jing Ke's father!

"Hammer, why are you standing here?"

As soon as Jing Hammer raised his head, he saw that it was Young Master Lu who was thinking about it for a long time, his eyes were suddenly blurred by tears, and he trembled excitedly: "Lord, lord, lord, master, you can be regarded as back!" ”

"What's going on?"

"It's not the mother inside, oh no, the hostess gave me the whole thing! She can say, as soon as she sees me, she thinks of you, master, so as long as people don't sleep, I have to stand outside, and I was frozen at the beginning, and then I was frozen, and now I am frozen stupid. Master, you want to save me! ”

"How can this be true? It's okay, I'm here, go inside boldly, I don't think anyone would dare to let you stand outside?! ”

At this time, Yiren walked over, looked at Chen Zheng and the hammer and wondered, "This is?" ”

Chen Zheng patted the hammer on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother Inhuman, look at it, what is the meaning of valuing love and righteousness?!" I went out and didn't come back, and people just waited outside all day, isn't that interesting? Cards are not angry? Let's go in and have a drink with my brother! ”

The hammer was stunned for a moment, but he didn't dare to say more.

Entering the mansion gate, Chen Zheng led the stranger to the living room, and instructed the old servant to arrange wine and food, and at the same time close the door, and no one was allowed to enter without permission.

Chen Zheng was worried that Zhao Ji would suddenly come in with a big belly and laugh, so he taught Yiren to sit for a while and come by himself.

Coming to Zhao Ji's door, Chen Zheng knocked on the door nervously, but there was no movement. Listen to it close to your ear, oops! Why is this Warring States goddess still snoring?

Knocking on the door turned into slamming the door, and finally woke Zhao Ji from the empress's big dream.

When the door opens, huh? Why is this eldest sister's figure still so slim? Won't it be...? Chen Zheng's head was oozing with sweat.

When Zhao Ji saw Chen Zheng, she immediately shouted.

Chen Zheng reflexively took out the jade plate given by Mrs. Huayang from his body and shook it twice in front of Zhao Ji's eyes.

"What the hell? Let the old lady take a look. ”

When he learned that the prince of the Qin State had changed his gun and was now designated as the heir by the prince of the Qin State, Zhao Ji could not believe his eyes or ears, as if the whole world had become unreal.

After a long period of trance, Zhao Ji returned to reality from a dream.

"Where's that Inhuman Son? The crown prince and wife of the Qin State won't make a marriage contract for him, right? ”

"Sister, I've already brought him here, he's your dish, don't worry, no one can take it away. Brother just asked, is the child okay? ”

"Look at what you said, I can't let him have anything if I have something."

"That's good, that's good!"

"Brother, you go outside to greet him first, don't let him go, I, I'll clean up and go see him!"

"Girl, why are you still shy? You don't seem to have this temper? Why did I suddenly feel like a different person, so I didn't fit in? ”

"I hate it, why don't you go soon?!"

Chen Zheng returned to the living room and saw that Yiren was stunned by the wine bottle on the table, and hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Oops! Let my brother wait for a long time. Come on, come on, it's rare for you and me today, my brother will accompany you to have a good drink, and I wish my brother to return to Xianyang as soon as possible. ”

The two of them sat facing each other, drinking and chatting, which was also a pleasant taste.

When Ito thought of his mother Natsuhime again, he secretly felt sad and sighed for a long time. When will the days when you are hostage in Handan? If my mother learned that she had taken refuge with Mrs. Huayang, I don't know if she would be happy or sad for herself?

Chen Zheng somewhat guessed the thoughts of some strangers, and it was not easy to break them in person, so he had to encourage: "Brother alien, my brother will give you four words, and the future will be long." I will send you four more words, which is called bitterness and sweetness. When a person's luck is at its peak, then the time for a rebound has come, and looking back, it is a good day. If you can trust your brother, my brother assures you that as long as you can wait patiently and calm down, sooner or later I will personally take you out of Handan and back to Xianyang, and the Qin Kingdom will be yours in the future, and at that time, your mother will be proud of you. ”

"I promised my eldest brother, if the Qin Kingdom is mine in the future, then there will be half of me and half of yours."

"If my brother can have this heart, my brother will be satisfied. Why are you half and half of me, whether it is the Qin State or the world, in the final analysis, it is still the common people. Even if you shout long live and long live the sky, it's not like you just go, and if you don't say no, it's gone. Even if it is the Three Emperors and the Five Emperors, they are just people, not gods, and they go to the bathhouse and drop like the common people. You don't need to eat, you don't have to go to the toilet, and you can fly around in the sky. Eating whole grains, burping and farting, don't pretend to fool the people, the people are not stupid. Ah! What the hell is this? Come on, come on, drink! ”

The two of them had just raised the wine bottle, but they saw a figure shaking at the door, and a fairy suddenly came in.

Chen Zheng saw that Zhao Ji finally appeared on the stage.

With a "bang", the wine bottle of the stranger fell on the table, but at this moment, except for the fairy in front of him, he was completely unaware of everything else.

The eyes of the Inhuman drifted with the fairy's movements, and the two pupils seemed to have turned into a kaleidoscope, constantly changing their blurry looks.

Before Zhao Ji appeared, it seemed that she had put a lot of effort into it, and she was really dressed as a rainbow sister who came to peach blossoms and butterflies in March to find spring.

"This son, please drink this bottle full, and wait for me to offer a dance for the son to help Yaxing." Zhao Ji had already held the wine bottle in his hand, which was full of wine.

Yiren reached out to pick it up, but it touched Zhao Ji's Qianqianyu hand, and the prince of Qin, who had lived in hunger and cold since he was a child, suddenly blushed, and his hands trembled and he didn't know what to do.

After Yiren took the wine bottle, Zhao Ji moved to the middle of the living room, danced and sang: "Guan Guan Ju Dove, in the river island." My Fair Lady, Gentleman. Jagged wattles, left and right flowing. My Fair Lady, I covet it. I can't ask for it, but I can't think about it. Leisurely, tossing and turning. Jagged wattles, picked left and right. My Fair Lady, Friends of the Piano. Jagged wattle, left and right. My Fair Lady, bells and drums. ”

At this time, the alien has crossed into the marshal of the canopy at the peach festival, who cares about the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, just go forward and tell Sister Chang'e about the pain of lovesickness. The Jade Emperor, who was sitting on the supreme seat, was furious, good boy, he dared to tease my smallpox, this is worth it! Lay down the mortal world for me, and he can be born forever, let him give birth to seven or eight little piglets in each litter, and let him die of pain because he can't afford the huge bride price of his sons and the sky-high dowry of his daughters!

"Brother Inhuman, wake up, Brother Inhuman..."

The alien who had just been thrown into the mortal world came back to his senses, and saw that Brother Lu on the opposite side was waving his hand and calling to him, and then looked at the middle of the living room, which was already empty and lifeless.

Could it be that I had a dream?

Smelling the heart-wrenching and intoxicating aroma in the living room, Yiren got up and walked to Chen Zheng's desk, and bowed his hand and said, "Brother Lu, I don't know which woman that sister is just now?" How old is it? I hope that my eldest brother will fulfill me! ”