"Tourists and friends, there is a famous scenic spot in front of Kaiyuan Cave, where is it? There are stone curtains everywhere here, stalagmites are full of life, the shell nest is charming eyes, the stone flag is hidden in the eyes, the jade water here is clear and clear, the waterfall drips, and the scenery is attractive. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Wen watched the tour guide beauty in front of her with her flying arms pointing to the landscape, while introducing the scenery in front of her in a crisp voice.

"The turtle lives for ten thousand years, this is the blessing that the people of our country use to wish people a long life and health, you see, that huge turtle, here also wishes everyone a long and healthy life."

Following the direction of the beautiful guide's finger, Wen glanced at the stalactite stone that looked like a turtle with his eyes, perhaps this contemptuous look angered the turtle. Smelling it, it seemed to be shaking, and then I felt the whole cave shake together, and there were bursts of shaking, and all the lighting facilities in the cave were extinguished, and exclamations, screams, and all kinds of cries were heard in all directions through the echoes reflected by the cave walls. Wen's first reaction was to think that there was an earthquake, and subconsciously wanted to go down. But as soon as his head hurt, a wave of dizziness came, and he passed out.

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Bursts of water washed over Wen's body, and his whole body trembled with a cold stimulus, and he got up solemnly and opened his eyes, and it was pitch black in front of him. After the initial confusion of the brain, consciousness is slowly returning. Looking around, I saw a little light in front of me, and I felt the darkness, and I followed the guidance of this light to touch the entrance of the cave.

I looked at the bright sun in the sky, and it felt good to see the light of day again. His hair was covered with water, dripping down, and he grabbed it with his hands and tried to squeeze it dry. It didn't feel right in the cave, this long black and beautiful hair. Thinking of the long hair, the frightened Wen eyes immediately looked down, and his expression finally eased down, a hundred percent of it was there, and the objects were complete, but the whole body was naked.

Could it be that people's moral level is now so high that they only save things, not the flesh? What about my iPhone? What about crocodile belts? What about Armani trousers? What about playboy panties? Could it be that those moral masters who are responsible for the rescue can't tell the difference between the high and the low? Except for the fact that he is genuine leather, the rest are all copycats!

Solving hunger is always the most real problem, and after a roar of protest in his stomach, Wen has to face something more serious than a bare ass. Barefoot, abandon shame, and go looking for the 30 yuan cold noodles, of course, now destined to eat the overlord meal, so the 50 yuan cold skin may be the first choice.

It's been two miles away, what about the cement pavement? What about street lights? What about a three-storey civil building? What about the raucous crowds? What's going on with this sheep's gut trail full of weeds and gravel? Where did this broken pavilion come from? The thatched hut in the distance, is it a public toilet?

Looking at the scenery in front of him, he felt a wave of sadness spread throughout his body. What about the sexy and beautiful tour guide girl? This has not had time to have a singable and crying super friendship relationship, and it will be separated forever. It's impossible to get back together with your ex-girlfriend anymore, this time it's no longer a broken love, it's a complete loss of contact with the materialistic world of flowers. When the sorrow spread all over the body, even the protest in the stomach seemed to disappear, and only Wen squatted on the ground seemed to be left in heaven and earth, tears flowing uncontrollably.

Survival is the most primitive instinct of all life, and man, as a higher animal, cannot get rid of this law, after cursing the thief and the turtle, under the unremitting protest of the stomach, he still got up and walked towards the thatched hut.

Holding back the belly slander from his stomach, he cautiously approached the thatched hut, in order to continue to experience the taste of hunger in the future, in this strange place, everything is prudent.

Maybe it's unfamiliar, a bit of a misnomer, Kaiyuan Cave still exists, but the modern facilities are all gone, it seems that there are inhabited thatched houses, there is a pavilion built of wood and stone, I can only be sure that this is still on the earth, and there is still human civilization. This proves that space hasn't changed, but time has changed. According to the current degree of development of Kaiyuan Cave, if the business level of the beautiful tour guide is very good, this is at least the society before the Qing Dynasty.

Thinking of this, through this kind of word flashed in my mind, I shuddered excitedly, this is the prelude to being the protagonist of the universe and the winner of life. But he is only an electrical engineer, and he is destined to be unemployed in this era. If it is the Yuan Dynasty now, do you want to be a fourth-class citizen? Thinking of this, Wen Hunger's face turned even paler.

Lying on the side wall of the thatched hut in a hurry, he listened for a while, there was no movement inside, turned to the door, pushed the door in, and looked around the house, very simple furnishings, a wooden bed, a simple table made of large tree stumps, and three small tree stumps were considered stools, and there was a table made of long wooden planks on the side, on which many jars of different sizes were placed. The furniture was simple, but it was clean, and the most important thing was finally seen on the beams, a few pickled bacon.

After the protest in the stomach subsided, the mind also returned to clarity from the confusion, panic, sadness and confusion at the beginning. From a wooden cabinet under the wooden bed, a few pieces of burlap clothes that had been patched were turned out, and they were actually clean. Unfold it, it's not like modern clothes, there are no buttons, it's like wearing a yukata on the body, it's just not very fit, it's too big, is this a giant country?

Wen was horrified to notice that his body had shrunk, and when he just woke up, he felt that the movements made by his body and the instructions issued by his brain were a little out of sync, and his hungry stomach was set off by his muddy brain and no reference object, and he never found this problem, but the dress was really big, and he was actually only a few centimeters shorter, of course, for Wen now, this is really not a problem worth thinking about for too long.

Then carefully search the house, find a book printed in regular script "Huashu" and seven copper coins, the copper coin is engraved with Zhou Yuan Tongbao, this is the last dynasty of the five dynasties and ten kingdoms of the Zhou coin, the Zhou only ten years of national fortune, according to the degree of newness of the coin, the current era may be the Zhou Zhou, but it is almost over. Zhou Shizong reigned for only six years, and Xiande began to mint coins in the second year, for a total of five years. In this way, the new copper coin is likely to be the last installment.

Wen is a little glad in his heart, he prefers to collect, but the large antiques are too expensive, and he basically has no chance, but the copper coins are still collected in various years, even if some are too expensive, I have also understood. I also indirectly learned a lot of history, and now the Northern Song Dynasty is about to begin, and the world is about to be unified.

However, the Great Song Dynasty has been not peaceful throughout its dynasty, in order to dominate the world in the early stage, and in order to resist foreign invasion in the later stage, a special product bandit throughout the Song Dynasty was added. Wen began to worry about his future life.

Human beings are social animals, and they cannot live in isolation from the group all the time, otherwise their functions will be degraded. Now, even if I plan to degenerate into a wild man's old and dead mountain forest, the mountainous area of Kelu has always been a base for bandits. If you continue to stay here, you are likely to be hacked to death by bandits, and with your current physical condition and survival skills in the wild, the more tragic end will be to turn into the feces of wild wolves. In the 21st century, there are still wild wolves in the mountainous areas of Luzhong, and there may be even larger beasts in ancient times.

Accession to the WTO is necessary, but to join the WTO, it is necessary to obtain the household registration of the Great Song Dynasty, and if you become naturalized, you may be arrested as a strong man, but the force value of the Great Song Dynasty is too poor. In order not to be cannon fodder on the battlefield, you must seize the time to mix the title of a literati, even if it is a pseudo, it will be more than a hundred years before you arrive in the Southern Song Dynasty, which is enough for you to wait for death in peace.

Running as one of the most primitive skills of human beings, smell is possessed, but no shoes will make this skill greatly discounted, just walk a short distance just now, feet are already full of holes, want to find the village and town, and in case of encountering bandits or beasts, in order to escape quickly, no shoes can not be, but unfortunately there is no stock of shoes in this house, and smell is seriously not the thick soles of the savages.

However, as a small landlord with three acres of land, he grew up in the countryside since he was a child, and there is no problem in weaving a few straw sandals. It's just a little unsightly, and there's no hope of selling it to feed yourself, but it's okay to fool your feet.

Use a firewood knife in the house to cut the sleeves, hems, trouser legs, and other areas that grow out into strips of cloth. For the sake of their delicate feet, they wrap them in strips of cut linen cloth and put on straw sandals. By the way, tie a ponytail and throw it on the back of your head, your long hair can't be damaged, there are no human rights in ancient society, and if you are pressed by a moral master with the title of unfilial piety, you will definitely be sunk.

No matter in that era, spelling dad is the only way to reduce the struggle, but this is a lucky life, the second reincarnation of many cattle people, can be mixed and wait for death, Wen life is more sad, neither with a beautiful tour guide to cross together, nor with potatoes, corn and other crops that can help the world, not even a little partner, a mighty leopard, a sturdy horse, not even a small strong, this is a real naked.

Therefore, it is necessary to prepare materials, cut off one-tenth of the bacon, and grab a small handful of salt, which is the most important thing. In ancient times, salt and iron were the most important materials, and without salt to eat, people would die. There were only seven copper plates for money, so they were gone, and the owners of the thatched huts in the barren mountains and wilderness would not need them.

When I heard and saw the "Book of Transformation", I knew that the owner of this thatched house was a person who pursued immortality, and since they were all immortal, there was no need for some things in the world. And what about yourself? has become a young and beautiful boy, half a child, eating poor old man, Wen Wen for his own belly considerations, had to pack the rest of all the bacon and half a jar of salt, firewood knives are also needed.

If you don't tell you, you are a thief, and you can't do it, and you can't lose the face of modern people. With a blackened charcoal stick, write on the table made of large wooden piers: "When you meet a precious land, there are many disturbances, thank you for your hospitality, and you will repay it a hundred times in the future." Qingzhou Kaiyuan left a book. Wen looked at the regular script he left with satisfaction. From now on, we must always be ready to move forward into the world of literati.

After leaving the message, you must leave as soon as possible, this is for the sake of life safety, no matter who sees their home looted, they will go crazy, not to mention a pervert who tries to live forever. This kind of person is even more inhumane, and if he is caught, there must be a hundred and eighty ways to die waiting for him.