Of the four seasons of the year, the most annoying weather is the autumn tiger, but now I have to thank that if I come here in winter, I will inevitably become an ice sculpture. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoAs long as there is a happy thing, in this environment, it must be magnified, otherwise the helpless loneliness will engulf itself.

It is really not a pleasant thing to walk in the ancient Luzhong Mountains, especially in this autumn tiger weather when the grass grows and the warbler flies. There are almost no roads, even the direction is difficult to identify, the stream here will only flow along the trend of the mountain, definitely not only to the east, the trees on the mountain are basically shrubs, green pines, dense, it is difficult to cross the mountain forest, and it is difficult to see that there is a north and south according to the trees.

On the map, Boshan is about twenty miles southwest of the Kaiyuan Cave, which is a straight-line distance, and if you want to find the legendary Yanshen County, which is now Beibo Mountain, it is simply a disaster for the smell of only taking the car and taking the highway to rely on the reminder sign to find the place.

The Boshan area is not an inch flat, the mountain is three zhang high, in order not to get lost, it is imperative to go over the mountains and mountains, and it is the most time-saving and labor-saving way to walk in a straight line. In broad daylight, you can hear the howl of wolves in the distance, and if you sleep on the mountain, it must be miserable. Now the only thing I am glad about is that the place I cross is an area that I am familiar with, and the terrain has not changed much for thousands of years, otherwise my life will be in danger.

The rabbit was scurrying in the mountains and forests, but he did not find a rabbit that had hit a tree, and he could only look at the rabbit and sigh. No white snakes were found, and the green snakes met a few, and they fled into the grass and disappeared. The only stupid thing was the hedgehog, and after a few stabs from the tree pole used as a crutch, the hedgehog curled up even more. After a few stabs, the hedgehog saw that the ostrich tactics did not work, and also spread his calves and ran.

The harrier eagle in the sky was gliding and circling, and the quail and pheasant in the grass on the ground were flying and crying together, and they disappeared. When I heard the lamentation, I knew that I could only be a sheep. These strips of bacon in the baggage have the effect of money, and they can only be licked to the point of starving to death with roundworms.

Since human beings began to pick up shells as currency, it is not uncommon for heroes to starve to death for a penny. Fortunately, the wild vegetables everywhere are absolutely natural green food, mother-in-law, camellia, human greens, are all edible, Mother Earth has always been generous, it never collects money, generally only charges life as a reward.

Aconitum is a good medicine for home travel, Wen carefully digs out the roots of the aconitum with a firewood knife, washes the rhizomes to the stream, crushes the rhizomes of the aconitum with stones, and drips the juice into a small porcelain bottle scavenged from the thatched hut. There was also a red pill in the small porcelain bottle, which was not a good product at first glance, and was thrown away in disgust.

After collecting a small bottle, Wen used the stream water to wash his hands clean, this thing is really not a good thing, in the countryside Wen has seen a greedy pig cub was turned over by it.

But now this is a good thing, in ancient times, Wen always felt that he had no sense of security, killed one person in ten steps, did not stay for a thousand miles, and killed people on the street in the Han Dynasty, or a nobleman. Not to mention the Song Dynasty, where there were many bandits. Poison is always a must-have for walking the rivers and lakes.

On the way, I saw a few villages, and I avoided them from afar, and in the era when the imperial power did not go to the countryside, the mountain people sometimes represented the bandits. However, Yanshen County already had a political office in the Tang Dynasty, which is still relatively reliable. With the existence of the official office, there will be basic legal principles.

Sweaty Wen, after several hours of arduous trekking, standing on the top of a small hill, finally saw an ancient city, all said that the hometown is timid, across the millennium back to the hometown Wen only felt a burst of nervousness, quickly untied his trouser belt, and launched a stream of water at the bottom of the mountain, announcing his arrival to the world.

There are several waves of people about the size of ants walking on the crooked post road at the bottom of the mountain, and that is their ancestors. If they knew what they were doing, would they hack their own unscrupulous offspring?

I came here empty-toned, without any gifts, and I hope the ancestors don't blame me. Wen clasped his hands together and yelled: "Ancestors, I have come to visit you." ”

In order to avoid staying on the mountain overnight, regardless of the countless wild birds behind him, he walked straight down the mountain, and he needed to be bold when it came to the end, hoping that the ancients would not be too stupid, and they would be starved to death if they were too stupid.

Five miles from the city, there is a simple tea shop on the side of the road, which seems to be used by pedestrians to rest, and this kind of place is the best base for gathering information, and it is necessary to sneak in. Wen stood outside the tea shop and looked inside, hoping it wasn't a black shop.

"This little Langjun, do you want to rest or stay in the hotel?" The young shopkeeper ran over to greet him with the familiar Boshan voice.

This is a relative, his eyes were red, he stared at the shopkeeper in a daze, opened his mouth several times, and didn't say a word.

"Lang Jun...... Xiao Lang-kun. The shopkeeper carefully greeted the stupid smell again.

Pimp? Who is your Langjun, this ancient time is too open, and he actually plays back the mountain in public. Even if you see that I am very handsome, I smell bad, and I was about to open my mouth to scold, when I heard a gust of wind behind me, and a boy passed through the middle of Wenhe and the shop like a whirlwind, ran into the tea shop, grabbed the few pieces of tea left by the guest just now, and gnawed it violently.

"Little Hanako, get out of here." The shopkeeper shouted as he stepped forward to drive away.

Smelling his face trembled a few times, sure enough, there are specialties in any era, and this era may be really hungry. It will be difficult to say in later generations, and the most annoying thing is that it is too little to give five cents.

Xiao Hanako was still kicked out, but she didn't go far, her eyes staring at Wen.

Wen sighed, and then he knew that he was treated as a fat pig.

"Xiao Er, you fool me, you can live in this tea shed." Hearing this, he was still questioning the shopkeeper who was scolded by Hanako.

The shopkeeper hurriedly turned around and replied: "At a glance, you can see that Xiao Langjun is not a local, our tea shop is the most famous branch of the Fulai Inn in the city, if Xiao Langjun stays, someone will take you to the city." Listening to the strong sense of pride brought out by the shopkeeper's words, there is a feeling of a Fortune 500 company.

Smelling a few teeth, Lang Jun is Lang Jun, but after thousands of years, he is not a local, could it be that his hometown dialect has been baptized by wormholes, and the magnetism is so violent, it has changed its tone. What is the name of Fulai, there are not a hundred in the whole of China, but there are a thousand, what is it.

You have to stop this shopkeeper, and you will make yourself a foreigner in a word.

"Well, I'm staying in the hotel and resting, but look at me like this, I can't afford to live in your inn if it's too expensive."

"Xiao Langjun, you put a hundred hearts, the price is absolutely fair, and Tong Su is not deceived." The shopkeeper patted his chest and reassured.

The unified tone of the world's profiteers has remained unchanged for thousands of years, only guaranteeing that they are the best, and the price is absolutely unknown, and the IQ of this little two is qualified. Wen laughed in his heart, you can fool around, anyway, I only have seven cents.

"Xiao Langjun, sit down first, if you want to eat something, we have both northern and southern dishes here."

"Your boss, you are really good at doing business, and you will start blocking the flow of customers here, plus you are a clever little second, it is difficult to make a fortune." Wen sighed.

"Xiao Langjun, who is the boss." The shopkeeper wondered.

"Oh, I mean you shopkeepers do business." The corners of his mouth twitched, the most indispensable thing in the future is the boss, and ten people were grabbed on the street, and nine of them were bosses, which was called getting used to it.

"Xiao Langjun, I won't tell you, our shopkeeper is the best at doing business." The shopkeeper cocked his thumb and said: "Give Xiao Langjun a plate of mutton, our mutton here is tender, the smell is small, and a pot of local unique Songhua wine can relieve the fatigue of the long journey." ”

Looking at the shopkeeper with a thumbs up, I don't know if he is praising the shopkeeper or the mutton. Smelling the belly, it seems that there is a commission in this era.

"It's been a long time since I've been out of the house, and it's a little inconvenient to have it in my pocket, so let's make it simple. Well, let's have a bowl of jajanjangmyeon. Wen said with a little embarrassment on his face but very sincerely.

Looking at the shopkeeper who was stunned, his stomach was about to twitch with laughter, he was an acting school, and the Oscar must be awarded to himself.

"Jajang-myeon ...... What is this eating? The shopkeeper said confusedly.

"Oh, no, let's have some oily noodles." Surprised.

The corners of the "......." shop's mouth were obviously twitched.

"You don't have this either? What about Dandanmen? "Wen Wen's expression now is as if he is saying, didn't you just say that there is everything, and there are also northern and southern dishes.

"Xiao Langjun, you're here to stir up trouble." The shopkeeper looked unhappy.

The opportunity to stir up trouble came, and he seized the opportunity and began to go crazy, Wen was furious, and slapped the table: "How can you speak, I am full of food and support, and I have rushed a thousand ...... Inside, come and stir up trouble. "I almost said the wrong thing, if I am treated as a madman, the end is guaranteed to be miserable.

The quarrel here attracted a group of onlookers, and they immediately shouted: "Fellow villagers, I just eat a bowl of noodles, if not, there will be no one, and I also said that I am here to stir up trouble, this is the big bully of the store." ”

"We are at the Fulai Inn, there is no big dish in the north and south that can't be done, as for what Gongzi said about fried sauce noodles, oily noodles, and dandan noodles, we haven't heard of it, it won't be Xiao Langjun's nonsense." The shopkeeper argued.

There was also a lot of discussion in the crowd: "Steward Wang, you have seen a lot of things from south to north, have you heard of that or something?" ”

"No, I'm afraid it's this young posterity, who is talking nonsense, the young man now." Steward Wang in the crowd shook his head and sighed, looking disgusted with the young man's discouragement.

"We speak for the truth, and if I can do it, what should I do?" Angry shouted.

"This little Langjun, if you can make it, I will take care of your meals for January." A middle-aged fat man wearing a silk coat and a toad coat stamped out of the inner room with square steps.

Sniffing at the fat man: "Who are you, what you say can be counted." ”

The shopkeeper immediately shouted arrogantly: "Of course, this is our shopkeeper's." ”

No wonder, this shop is so enthusiastic today, it turns out that there are leaders to inspect it, smell and look at the shop Xiaoer, this is a talent, the workplace experience is full of future elites.

"Oh, dare to ask the shopkeeper's surname?" Wen hugged his fist and saluted, according to what he learned on TV, and he didn't know if the standard was not standard.

"Your surname doesn't dare, a certain family's surname is Zhao." The fat shopkeeper smiled slightly, and also bowed his hand.

Smelling the shopkeeper's Shi Li, he knew that he was making a joke, and coughed: "When I first arrived in your place, I had to make this move because of the shyness in my pocket, I really shouldn't tell lies in front of the Ming people, if Xiaosheng teaches these kinds of noodles to your store, can the shopkeeper Zhao arrange Xiaosheng to live here for a while?" ”

After hanging the book bag, it was filled with pseudo-literati. Looking at the shopkeeper Zhao in front of him, he decided to confess, this is an old slippery head, he bet on himself to eat for a month, it's too angry, this is a clear way to learn from the teacher. I still plan to settle down here, how can I do it without a household registration, or don't offend the head snake.

"Oh, I didn't expect that Xiao Langjun is still a scholar, disrespectful and disrespectful, they all say that the gentleman is far away from cooking, why is Xiao Langjun proficient in the art of easy teeth." Shopkeeper Zhao's expression seemed to become respectful. I don't know if it's because of respect for readers or because I want to learn how to make money. But this old bastard just doesn't mention the matter of arranging accommodation, if I don't arrange accommodation, can I eat you here for a month? Looks like this old guy is going to inspect the goods first.

Wen shook his head lightly while putting on an expression that the past was unbearable, and he almost shed a few tears: "Shopkeeper Zhao, you really don't know, this matter is a long story, please Rong Xiaosheng is talking later, let's go meet first." ”

Smelling the hatred in my heart, I'm almost hungry, how can I have the heart to make up stories and explain these things to you. How happy you ancient men are, where you can know what kind of life your children and grandchildren will live in a thousand years, if you are also a single dog for 30 years, any kind of noodles can be made into flowers. I heard that there are even more miserable comrades, who have been single for 40 years, and can study 21 ways to eat instant noodles, which is really a model for my generation.