Chen Zheng, a native of Handan.

Handan, the city, has not changed its name for more than 2,000 years, and these two words belong to the maverick brothers, and they are basically not connected with other words.

When Chen Zheng was in school, there were two subjects that he hated the most, you can guess it with a guess, one is mathematics and the other is English. A water pipe fills water, a water pipe comes out of the water, the flow time is not the same, the flow is not the same, ask when you are full of water, this has a ball relationship with me, you are neurotic, while injecting water and water out, I just want to ask this wonderful teacher, do you do this when you take a bath at home? There is also a question about when the trains meet, the two trains at the two stations of A and B, the departure time is different, the speed is different, ask me when the trains meet, where do you meet, your two trains are the object?! When you meet, you still want to kiss or what! Speaking of English, Chen Zheng's scalp is numb, his brain is buzzing, the words are overwhelming, and the grammar is upside down. You say that I don't have the money to go abroad, I can't enter a foreign company, and I don't look for a blonde and blue-eyed foreign daughter-in-law, I spend so much effort to learn English, is it useful? Did it work? Did it work? Important questions to ask three times!

finally survived until he graduated from high school, and Chen Zheng had to say goodbye to the two living enemies of mathematics and English. So, I estimated how many pounds and taels I had, and I applied for a normal school. After a few years of college life, I didn't even find a target, are the children's shoes of the Department of Literature and History so unwelcome?! Well, go home to see your father and mother with your graduation certificate, and you will be unemployed after graduation, and you will be unemployed and re-employed. It's definitely no fun to take the civil service exam, let's just talk about what kind of administrative ability test question, is that the attitude towards normal people? Bringing a dice to the test is more correct than breaking one question at a time. If you want to answer an abnormal question correctly, first make yourself abnormal. Chen Zheng thought about it, damn it, I have become a philosopher, simply, let's compete for a teacher and become an Aristotle in the classroom. Even if there is a lot of pressure, it is nothing more than preparing for classes, changing homework, there are still drops of bread, there are still drops of holidays, and there will be drops of objects! At least it's a noble, stable job!

The earth circled the sun several times, and Chen Zheng and the children's shoes of Xiao Chu Gao lost contact. Ride a bicycle by yourself, go to work happily, go home happily, teach Chinese and history at school, be an otaku on the Internet and watch a movie at home, who said that the days without objects are dark!

It's disturbing to talk about the object. Relatives and neighbors introduced several, before they met, they all said that they were all out of the blue, what this has a temperament, that has a good figure, and ran to take a look with longing, I will take a look, they all look like the Qing Dynasty concubines in the photos, either thin like Ma Sanli, or have a long face and a long face of Feng Gong, or are as short as Pan Changjiang. Chen Zheng has come to an experience after repeated setbacks, saying that if the woman has a good temperament, she must be a little chubby, and anyone who says that she has a good figure must be skinny and above the third-level wind and dare not go out.

Now in his early thirties, Chen Zheng is also getting tired of the beautiful lies of matchmakers, what does it matter, what do you like, one person is full of the whole family and hiccups, go to the house first!

On weekdays, Chen Zheng carries a mobile phone in his pocket, which is basically used as a watch, why? Except for his parents calling him to ask if he would go back there for dinner, it is difficult to draw out other people's names in the call records of this mobile phone. Chen Zheng doesn't know how to play with his mobile phone, there is a large group of dozens of people in his mobile phone, but the members of the group are just small flowers wearing red scarves except for him.

There was Chen Zheng's class that afternoon, Chen Zheng threw his mobile phone on the desk where he was grading homework, and went to the classroom with the book. On this afternoon, Chen Zheng's mobile phone rang non-stop, and a mobile phone number without recording his name called one after another, and the ringtone of "Men are really hard" was played again and again in the teachers' preparation room, annoying that some teachers were getting white smoke above their heads. The teacher, who had a good life, thought to herself, "If you are bitter, you will be bitter, and it will cause us to crack our eardrums." But the teacher who is suffering from people who are secretly sad for housing loans, car loans, and various loans, whenever the bell rings, loneliness is always around me, and the heartbeat of every evening is when I repay the loan, and whenever the repayment is over, this month's living expenses are no longer enough. You say this ringtone is annoying or not annoying!

Chen Zheng returned to the preparation room after class, and several teachers glared at Chen Zheng angrily, making Chen Zheng's back numb. What's going on?

"I said Teacher Xiao Chen, you can pick up your mobile phone and take a look, this afternoon's teacher is really hard, and we can't hold back our tears when we sing!" An older teacher said.

Chen Zheng hurriedly picked up his mobile phone, a mobile phone number with a tail number of three eights, and more than a dozen missed calls in a row. Who is this? I don't know! Chen Zheng nodded embarrassedly to the teachers, and ran to the corridor with his mobile phone to dial it.

"Hey, who's that?"

"Oh, Chen Zheng, my old classmate, I can be regarded as getting through your phone, we haven't seen each other for many years! Listen, see who I am. ”

Chen Zheng looked helpless: "Dude, which school are we classmates, I really didn't hear it." ”

"Hahahaha! I guess you can't hear it. Me, junior high school, let's stick a note behind your back, do you remember? ”

Chen Zheng pondered for a long time: "Are you?" ”

"Hey! You haven't remembered, me, put the gecko in your pencil case, do you remember? ”

"Ou~" still didn't remember.

"I remember! I'll just say it, and you won't have to say my name to remember who I am. Let me tell you something, at six o'clock tonight, the seafood restaurant is three eight rooms, our junior high school reunion, you can't help but come! In order to find your mobile phone number, it took me several times to contact you. We have a class in junior high school, but how many years of affection, if you don't come, the classmates will ask the teacher for sin! ”

"I didn't leave work until half past five. I'll put the car home first, maybe it's going to be late. Chen Zheng hasn't been to a class reunion for many years, and thinking about the scenes back then, it really evokes a little nostalgia.

"It's okay, I'm waiting for you, I'll see you or leave!" After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone, so that Chen Zheng didn't come back to his senses for a while, and it took a long time to react before he was sure that this matter was true.

After getting off work, Chen Zheng went home and put his bicycle away, swept a shared bicycle from the door of his home, and went straight to the hotel.

It was already six o'clock at the door of the seafood restaurant, Chen Zheng hurriedly went upstairs, and the waiter pushed open the door of the three eights, and said inside: "The guests of the three eight rooms have arrived." ”

I saw seven or eight people sitting around the table inside, who were making a warm noise with each other, and when they heard the waiter talking, they all looked at the door with expectant eyes, and when they saw Chen Zheng coming in, they all turned their faces in disappointment, and continued the conversation just now.

Only one of them waved at Chen Zheng and pointed to the seat next to him, and Chen Zheng sat down on the chair closest to the door.

In between servings, the table was accompanied by the handing of business cards, and there was a lot of disturbance. Listening to the words in it, there is either this section chief or that division chief on the table, and there seems to be some director and chairman, anyway, except for Chen Zheng, there is a chief. Chen Zheng sat there silently, thinking, grandma, I don't take the long, I still manage the class leader, deputy class leader, and study group leader at school, what kind of cow are you. No matter how long you are, can you grow longer than Yao Ming?!

After a while, another one came in, beckoned to everyone, and said, "It's late, it's late, punish yourself with three cups, punish yourself with three cups!" Then he sat down next to the man in the main seat. The chairman of the investment company in the main seat said: "This seat is reserved for your kid, and if you don't show up as the convener, we can't hold a banquet!" ”

When Chen Zheng heard this, wasn't the person who just came in the same person who called him today!

After a few rounds of wine, the elders were all red and red-faced, and they drank and touched each other, but when they arrived at Chen Zheng, they all took their lips and sipped on the side of the wine glass, and they didn't say much.

Chen Zheng looked at the good wine and good food on the table, and thought, you guys, Lao Tzu eats and drinks well! Regardless of others, they drank a little higher by themselves.

When it was almost over, everyone at the table took out their mobile phones and clicked around, and the director said: "Don't drink while driving, don't drive if you drink." If you drive today, you have to find a substitute driver! ”

At this time, the man who called Chen Zheng stood up: "Students, today's old classmates are gathering, let's implement the AA system, 300 yuan per person, give it to me." ”

When he went out, Chen Zheng thought angrily: "You are not cattle, don't make up for cattle!" ”

The others helped each other out, but saw a row of BMWs, Mercedes-Benz, and Land Rovers parked at the door, and several substitute drivers were waiting next to the car on folding trams. Damn, you're holding a car show?!

Chen Zheng faintly heard a person not far away say: "Why did you call that teacher too, it's really boring!" ”

"Shhhh It's not like my child is going to his school next year, and I don't have to plan ahead of time. ”

When Chen Zheng heard this, the strength of the wine suddenly rushed to the top of his brain, and he only felt that the world was spinning, and he was staggering and walking alone on the road. I walked along the street for an unknown distance, and suddenly I saw that the gate of the roadside park was still open. Anyway, there was no need to buy a ticket, and it was not far from home when he walked through the park, and Chen Zheng walked in in a daze.

After walking a little longer in the park, Chen Zheng exploded with alcohol, his brain was about to burst, and he fell asleep under a tree with a plop.

I don't know how long it took, Chen Zheng opened his blurry drunken eyes, and saw that there was a dark silence all around, probably late at night.

Suddenly, I saw the lights and shadows fluttering on the city wall of Gu Zhao Congtai from a distance, and the sound of silk and bamboo chimes was heard, as if many people were dancing on it.

Damn, in the middle of the night, there are people who go to the cong stage to dance the square dance, these aunts are really dancing gods! This is really his grandmother's magic, wait for me to shoot a video and send it to a circle of friends. Chen Zheng opened his feet and climbed the steps step by step to the top of the cong platform.

Hey?! Whoever pushes your lungs, what about people?!

Chen Zheng was puzzled, and suddenly there were several explosions of thunder overhead, and lightning pierced the night sky.

I'll it! Chen Zheng was just about to run, when a lightning bolt that pierced through the heavens and the earth struck him, and Chen Zheng was instantly numb, spinning in a weightless space in a trance.

"Da Lang, you wake up, your younger brother always bullies me while you are not at home, you have to be the master of the slave family and drive him away! Come, I'll help you up, and drink the medicine first. Chen Zheng opened his eyes and saw that he was lying on the bed, a beautiful woman was about to feed herself with a bowl, and was about to touch whether she was wearing a hat, but she fainted again.

"Father-in-law Gao, Li Bai drank too much poetry in front of the emperor and the concubine! Go check it out. When Chen Zheng heard this, he was so frightened that he peed his pants, reached out and touched it, and sure enough, there was nothing!

"Father, father, child and fourteenth brother were all born to the same father, why did you pass on the throne to him, why?!" Chen Zheng opened his eyes and saw that a man was combing a long braid, reaching out to pinch his neck, and he was about to swallow his breath.

"Yuan Shikai, you support the army and respect yourself, and collude with the Kang Party to plot misdeeds, so what benefits did Guangxu give you? Say, "What is your heart?" Are you worthy of the mourners?! Chen Zheng looked up and saw an old lady on the steps, and there was an ugly old eunuch standing beside him, and he fainted in an instant.

"Liu Xuande, long-eared thief, I Lu Bu can't spare you, you wait, I can't spare you! Prime Minister Cao, you have to be kind to my Diao Chan! Chen Zheng felt a rope wrapped around his neck, and was kicked off the city tower by a kick from behind, kicking his legs and struggling in pain.

"Disciple Kongqiu, from the country of Lu, I heard that Mr. Wen has read all the classics of the Zhou Room, and I have come to ask the teacher to solve the great road of the world, and I hope to give advice." Chen Zheng saw that an old man in a long robe was making a gesture to himself in front of him, and said: "The Tao is the way, the very way..."

"Built, built! Okay, you Li Shimin, you actually shot the prince to death. Wei Chigong, you also conspired against Li Shimin, and your father will definitely destroy your three clans. As soon as Chen Zhenggang opened his eyes, an arrow was shot from the opposite side, and he fell off his horse in response, and saw the three words Xuanwumen in a trance.

"Beauty, come here, let me take a good look and see which of you is the most handsome!" Chen Zheng found himself lying on a huge bed, surrounded by more than a dozen beauties, and was about to be overjoyed, but saw a yellow-faced woman rushing closer: "Okay, you Liu Bang, the old lady has suffered so much in Xiang Yu's place, and now you are here!" The woman pounced with her claws outstretched.

Chen Zheng was just about to dodge, but suddenly it was dark in front of him, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw the yellow sand in the sky, walking in a barren sandy land, next to more than a dozen carriages carrying many boxes, driven by servants dressed in ancient costumes, slowly moving forward.

When I looked down, I was wearing a fur coat and a pair of high-legged leather boots. Hey, dreaming? Filming? Crossing it? And his grandmother's change?!

"Eh, say you, it's you, come here." Chen Zheng summoned a man who was driving a car.

"Master, what are your orders?"

"Where is this? Know who I am and don't? ”

"The host laughed! Aren't you our family's Lu Buwei Lu Daguan! Further east, you will reach Hangu Pass. After passing the Hangu Pass, the ground of the old Qin people came out, and the road was easy to walk. ”