When Chen Zheng heard the man call himself Lu Buwei, he was so shocked that he sat on the ground, dizzy and his chest tightened.

I'll it! I don't think I've read a time-traveling novel! Kidding me? I haven't watched the new film I just downloaded from the Internet, and it took dozens of dollars to register as a member on a video site! There's still my class tomorrow.,Isn't this the principal's pigeon?,This month's bonus seems to be out of play! I don't have a partner yet, and my future daughter-in-law may not be abducted by a monkey cub!

Dare to ask God, even if you cross over, you have to let me leave a will first, those small picture books I saved are now worth a lot, and the string of small leaf red sandalwood bought in Panjiayuan has just been pulped, and the pair of walnuts with lion's head should also be oiled, who will take care of them in the future?! Don't let anyone else take it to me, give me a plate of flowers, and smash hundreds of walnuts for me to eat! Chen Zheng thought about it for a long time, the valuable things he had there were small picture books, bracelets and walnuts, and at most the 1,364 yuan and six cents stored in the bank card, the more he thought about it, the more distressed he became, and the more he thought about it, the more worried he became!

Chen Zheng twisted his arm and slapped his face, first making sure that he was not dreaming. When I raised my eyes, I saw that the servant in front of me was looking at me curiously, and I was very angry!

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?"

"Master, are you faint from hunger and talking nonsense here?" The servant rubbed his head in confusion.

"Don't talk nonsense, you know what year it is?"

"Master, it's now Wei Huaijun's twenty-three years."

Oh, I'm sorry, Wei Huaijun, it's not bad if Xia Shangzhou and Yao Shunyu didn't pop out of his mouth, otherwise he would have to cross over once, and he would not have to live a slash-and-burn life every day! If there is no colorful nightlife, no wine and food, it is better to strangle yourself!

Ay! Chen Zheng thought depressedly, I went home for dinner, watched a while, lay on the quilt and used my mobile phone to search for people nearby to chat about something, what a perfect day, I was called by the kid who was known as the gecko, and I ate the most disgusting meal in my life. Besides, which Menzi Park did I enter at night when I was dizzy, I was really unlucky and struck by lightning! Why don't you give me a cleave to the sun, wouldn't it be nice to evaporate in an instant! The moon is also fine, so I will move a horse and sit on the moon, and watch the little animals on the earth make a poor pendulum day by day, and see that they don't make the earth and explode without finishing it, I will watch it quietly there!

It's useless to think about this, just let it be safe. One day when I met thunder and rain, I found a telephone pole to climb up, and let God split me back again, split back to oil the walnuts, find a good woman and marry it, don't look for a beauty, find a down-to-earth life is considered a blessing, Chen Zheng thought of the beauty surnamed Pan who had fed himself medicine with a bowl, and he still had palpitations! Thinking that he might go back to the 21st century, Chen Zheng looked around looking for a telephone pole, top your liver, there are no telephone poles here, what are those puppies of the Warring States period doing? ! Where do you put the little ads?! How can Miss Bao deceive people?!

Fortunately, Wei Guo and Lu Buwei, who is a rich and rival country, still have a little side. If it's really the patriotic Lu Buwei, then there are still some bosses! With his own limited historical reserves, this Wei Huaijun still has a little impression, vaguely remembering that Wei Guo is a small country sandwiched between several big countries, which was attached to Zhao State back then, and was finally destroyed by Wei State, this Huaijun is the lord of the dead country. What's wrong with a small country, although Weiguo is a small country, but the bloodline is pure, it is also the country of King Wen's concubine who was personally sealed by Zhou Tianzi, and it is the longest life span in the vassal states divided by Zhou Tianzi, and it is also a country that watched other vassal states burp and play before they died, and they laughed to the end when they died, and they didn't play with landlords and tractors, we don't compare the size, we can live longer than anyone's life!

Chen Zheng suddenly changed his mind, I seem to be from Zhao Guo, why did I sit on the defense of the country, who am I?! It's really Chen Peisi who put on the clothes of the Eighth Route Army, with a box gun in his waist, and he doesn't know where he is!

Yes, my grandmother's is now a patriot, and more than 2,000 years later, she will be from Henan.

"Master, it's not a problem for you to sit here all the time! If you delay for a while, Hanguguan will be closed, so many people and so many goods, what can you do? And the servant said.

Chen Zheng raised his eyes and looked at this person, he was in his fifties, he looked good, and yes, a servant who can worry about his master is a good servant, since he has become a Lu Buwei, he doesn't know anything in this land, and there is no shortage of such people around him.

"Oh, I'm jet lag here! You open the lid of the box for me, and let me inspect the goods again, and see if there is anything missing. Chen Zheng stood up and patted his ass and walked towards the carriage.

The servant was also obedient, and opened the boxes on the carriage one by one, Chen Zheng stretched his neck to take a look, oh, my aunt and her own uncle, I saw that the boxes were full of jewels and jade, piles of jade bowls and jade, strings of beads of various colors, and many beautifully made hairpins, shining golden in the sun. This Lu Buwei is also too rich, I only know that he is rich, and I only know how rich he is when I look at it today, if this is changed to RMB, not to mention earning him 100 million first, there are hundreds of millions! What's more, these are old objects from thousands of years ago, and I can't play golf with Brother Jiacheng!

Chen Zheng looked at the treasure in the box, and his head was dizzy again, oops, it's been a long time, why are you still dizzy?! You're talking about this whole thing.

"Master, let's go to the Western Regions this time, but there are a lot more goods than the last time, and we will definitely make a lot of money when we go back!" The servant stood beside Chen Zheng and said excitedly.

"The world is so unpeaceful, it's uncertain whether you can go home safely with so many goods!" Chen Zheng thought to himself, this time the soldiers are fighting back and forth, and it is not certain whose concubine these hairpins will be worn!

"Isn't the master too worried! Our family has business dealings with all countries, but you are familiar with their princes and generals, not to mention that we also have a group of swordsmen invited by the master at a high price in our team, who dares to intercept our goods, unless he doesn't want to die. Yesterday, the master was drinking with Lord Fan Sui in Xianyang, didn't he ask Prime Minister Fan Cheng to write a road note for you, but you were drunk and forgetful? ”

Hey, listening to what he means, it's a bit like killing gods when you meet a god, or killing a Buddha when you meet a Buddha! Xiaowei children's shoes are so bullish in the Warring States? So murderous? So arrogant? If I can order a song here, I have to order him the first Jiaju's "Unstoppable", or a "Playboy" by Xueyou, don't say it, these two songs are quite compatible with Lu Buwei!

Chen Zheng touched his body with his hand and found a few golden cakes, hey, I'll go, Lu Daguan uses this thing as pocket money! It's more than last night's Mercedes-Benz and Land Rover's deflated three ox forks, this is a genuine local tyrant! Then I touched it again, and sure enough, I pulled out a piece of cloth, on which were written a few lines of words in a big seal: Those who stop my brother Lu Buwei will be killed even if they are far away, and those who commit my brother Lu Buwei will be punished even if they are far away, Fan Sui. This grandmother's is too powerful, isn't this old Lu who poured Fan Sui into it, why does it look like "those who offend my Chinese, although they are far away, they will be punished"!

It's scary! Walking! Chen Zheng carefully put the strip of cloth in his arms, jumped on the carriage and waved his hand, and then the hind hooves were facing west, all the way to the east.

After a while, when they arrived at the Hangu Pass, the servant walked to the front and called out to the soldiers guarding the pass.

"You can't pass it today, but come back tomorrow." The soldiers on the city wall fluttered down a word.

Chen Zheng jumped out of the carriage, and was just about to reach out and take out Prime Minister Fan's cloth and open his mouth to scold, when the servant shouted upwards again: "Annoying official, we have a customs clearance document and a road for Prime Minister Fan." ”

The guard of the pass muttered, and the two of them came down from above, and the officer who took the lead said: "You have the road of the King of Qin, and we also have the law of the Great Qin." I think that the kid from Shang Ying didn't run out when he wanted to, and he didn't just get caught obediently, and he came to split the corpse of five horses. If you can't pass at this hour, you can't pass, and if you fly a bird, it may be a spy of some country. What's more, you are now at war with Zhao State, who knows if you are sent by Zhao State to inquire about the military situation. ”

As soon as Chen Zheng heard it, I was still sent by Zhao Guo, and I came on the Dinosaur Express Kesai, I was not convinced? ! Don't take the cannon of the world to fuck you! Chen Zheng took out the road slip and shook it in front of the officer: "I am buddies with you Prime Minister Fan, you don't even dare to listen to Prime Minister Fan's words, beware of Prime Minister Fan Cheng punishing you!" ”

The officer smiled coldly: "You don't understand what's wrong, it's not easy for Prime Minister Fan to come by himself, who knows if he came and absconded with the same fear of crime as that Shang Ying." Not to mention that the old Qin people are reliable, these foreigners are all crooked, and they don't have any good intentions when they come to the Qin State! Besides, now people with road slips are flying all over the sky, and who knows which is true and which is false. We haven't seen Prime Minister Fan's handwriting either, I'm afraid you forged it! ”

Why is a city gate guard so horizontal?! Chen Zheng was wondering, but he saw that the servant was squeezing his eyebrows at him, what did this mean? I can understand if you squeeze your eyes?! If you have something to say, if you have a fart, I'm still waiting to go back to the country and squander it!

Chen Zheng was pulled aside by the servant, and after hearing a whisper, he finally understood, you Golden Saint Seiya, you originally wanted the gold cake in my arms, I haven't warmed it here, you want to take it away from the city gate?! This gold cake has at least two or three taels, and now the gold price is more than 300 grams, and my grandmother's grandmother is at a big loss!

Looking at the treasures on these dozen carriages, and looking at this group of people, unable to withstand the persuasion of the servant, Chen Zheng was ruthless, took out one from his arms for a long time, and handed it to the servant reluctantly and with affection.

The servant took the golden cake and trotted all the way, and without a word, he trotted all the way back: "Master, let's catch up with the officers defending the city to change their guards, those two officers are here, we have to take two filial honors to them before we can pass." ”

I'll throw you an atomic bomb, this knock egg is also a double yellow, with the right to tease you Lu Daguan, are you two old monks of the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple, Jia Ye, the Buddha sent you to Guguan to ask for personnel? ! This personnel is not allowed to do human affairs, and those who don't want personnel may not have serious things, and personnel are flying all over the world, but why are there not so many people who do human affairs and do serious things? !

Chen Zheng's angry eyes instantly turned into flamethrowers, and in the blink of an eye, the two guarding the city gate were sprayed into two skeletons, of course, this was just Chen Zheng's imagination. There's no way, people are at the city gate, they have to dig out their pockets, give, let them take it and buy to eat!

Money can make ghosts open the gates! And you can also enjoy the smile service, look at the way they smile, how can you also give a five-star praise! Kiss! Bye-bye, don't say if you want to, in fact, I really care, don't talk about separation, it's just a game just now, I won't cry because of this, don't let your shadow appear in my eyes again, it's just a dream! I have left my broken love here, and in my screaming and scolding, I will always have you! In this world, there shouldn't be you! You two!

Out of Hangu Pass, although the road is smooth, the surrounding villages are depopulated. In every village, you can only see the elderly, weak, women and children, barely surviving in hunger and cold. According to the people, a large area of land east of Hangu Pass also belonged to the Qin State, and the Qin army originally cut off the road of Shangdang County in South Korea, and even the monarch of South Korea had to send Shangdang to Qin State, but the Shangdang County Guard changed hands and gave thirteen cities to Zhao State for nothing, and Zhao State got a big bargain for nothing. The blood of the soldiers of the Qin State was shed in vain?! No, the strong laborers over the age of fifteen in the Qin State have been requisitioned and sent to the front line, and the war has been fought for three years, so Zhao Guo must spit out this piece of fat to his mouth and release it into this cooked duck!

Chen Zheng is now guarding more than a dozen carts of treasures, and he has only one plan in his heart, to return to the defense of the country as soon as possible to squander and enjoy it, lest one day the five thunders hit the top, and he will go back to be a teacher on the Kesai, wouldn't it be in vain!

Nibbling hard dry food, drinking the river water on the side of the road, all the way to the night, into a piece of mountains.

"Stop! Who? Dare to trespass on the forbidden land. ”

The group immediately grabbed the reins and stopped in place.

Chen Zheng searched left and right for a long time before he looked up and saw many black-clothed soldiers standing on the mountainside, some holding halberds, some pulling bowstrings, watching him vigilantly.

After a moment's pause, an officer came in front of him, followed by dozens of armor soldiers. The officer took the long sword in his hand and pointed: "Who are you, don't you know that there is a battle with Zhao Guo in front?" ”

Chen Zheng thought about it, I am now a patriot, you beat you, I will go mine, I don't have Zhao Guo's ID card, and you don't have a series of recognition systems for fingerprints, pupils, and faces, so you can still say that I am from Zhao Guo! Thinking of this, Chen Zheng's waist straightened up: "This general, we are merchants who defend the country, we are just passing by here, please let us go!" ”

"Patriots? Weiguo is a small country, where are the merchants who come from, they are clearly spies in disguise! Someone came, tied them all up, and brought them to General Wang for careful interrogation. ”

As soon as a dozen swordsmen hired by Chen Zheng pulled out the guys, they were surrounded by a circle of halberds, so they had to disarm and surrender. Chen Zheng looked back, I had nothing to say, how much money was spent in vain!

Following the officer's buttocks around the mountains, he came to a big tent, and the officer dismounted and walked to the tent: "General Qiyu Wang, the little one caught a group of suspicious people, claiming to be patriotic merchants, I am afraid that Zhao Jun is a spy, and I specially brought it to the tent, please send the general down." ”

"Got it." A general in his thirties came out of the tent, and I saw that he was wearing heavy armor and was very powerful.

When this person saw Chen Zheng, he immediately high-fived and laughed: "I said Brother Lu Xian, but let my brother I want to kill you, I haven't seen you in these old days, you are fatter!" ”

Oh, you're panting, I'm going to cut it now! My grandmother knows who you are!

"You are?"

"Aren't you making fun of your brother, I, Wang Di, put a gecko on your meat plate, almost making you eat it in your mouth, my brother is still secretly happy when he thinks about it!"

Oops! I'll top you with a gecko's tail, although the gecko is an ancient lizard, it can't stand your efforts to build it!