Chapter 40: A Smile in the Sea

Seeing Jing Hammer, Chen Zheng comforted him with kind words, don't cry, what a person, I was cried by the forty thieves once, and I was made to cry by Scar Face, can you grow a little longer! The master sends you a few words, and it's not a problem.

Master, you're not going to fire my squid, are you?

Look at what you said, we have all been in trouble together for so long, how can I let you go! I also want to get you some shredded squid from the East China Sea, thank you!

Jing Hammer was about to cry loudly when he heard it, Chen Zheng's eyes widened, can you chat quietly for a while, can?

Yes!

That's not it. The Selector said, "What's the matter?"

Time and space rewind back to the door of the wine shop on the north bank of the Yellow River ferry, and after Chen Zheng and the four of them rode away, the hammer found a haystack nearby and hid it.

After Scarface came out with his two little brothers full of wine and food, hehe! What about our horses? Who is so bold as to steal the master's mount? Or people who have experience in Jiangyang thieves, Scarface walked to the place where the horse was tied and observed, hey, there are a few brand-new footprints coming from the direction of the wine shop, and the traces of the horse's hooves are facing the direction of Handan, haha, it must have been stolen by a few people who were eating in it just now, maybe it was because I laughed at them, and I didn't want to find it with me! Follow the direction of the horseshoe prints, walk!

The three of them walked in front, and the hammer followed far behind. I saw that the tracking technique of the hammer seemed to be the same, sometimes hiding behind trees, sometimes lying in the grass, and even breaking some branches, making a straw hat and wearing it on his head as a camouflage.

When they arrived in Anyang City, Scarface was tired enough, his grandmother's, if he had arrived in Handan on horseback! Find a tea house in Anyang City to rest.

Hammer followed to the door of the tea house, and when he saw Scarface, they were sitting in it drinking tea and resting, and they also felt thirsty, so they went in lightly and found a seat in the corner, and I also drank saliva to quench my thirst. Although he had his back to Scarface, he forgot to take off his disguise, and the hand-knitted straw hat was still on top of his head!

Hey? Scarface didn't hesitate to see a man with leaves on his head in the corner of the wall in front of him, and gestured to the two people beside him, look, where do I think this person's back has been seen?!

The two men tiptoed over and patted the hammer on the shoulder, "Eh, have you been separated from Grandma Wolf?"

The hammer felt that the momentum was not good, I was afraid that it was exposed, and turned his face to pretend to be dumb, and snorted with a gesture. The two of them looked at each other, damn me, this is not the dwarf of the wine shop! Say, where are the other dwarfs? Did they steal our horses and go to Handan to find Snow White?

Ahh

Oops! Is it okay to say bird language in front of you? Let's go, tell our eldest brother to go. The two of them put the hammer off the ground and put it on the stool next to Scarface's table, big brother, this kid is in the same group as the horse thieves, and he doesn't say anything when he asks, it's very dishonest.

Scarface raised his eyes and smiled, what do you mean by wearing a bird's nest on your head? Waiting for me to light the torch for you? Waiting for the bird to bring you eggs to eat? Just your little bit of Taoism and play with me, it's all leftovers, you know?!

As soon as the hammer hears it, it's over! When I entered the city, I forgot to take off my hat. I said, I feel warm on my head!

Scarface suddenly slapped the table and said, "Where have the people who were with you gone?" What are you doing with us?

Woo woo ha, haha ha.

Ah! Do you prevaricate me with the ultra-thin and restless bird language? Brothers, take him out of the city and die!

Hammer is also a practitioner, and when he saw that the matter had come to this, he stood up suddenly, hahahaha! You three still want to mess with me? Pretending to be the boss in front of me, playing? Later, the master will tattoo the three of you on the back: tease you, one word per person, and I will let you rain ~ dew ~ all ~ dip ~.

Hey! Scarface likes to meet such unconvinced people, which is challenging, and this is the sense of surprise! Now there are a lot of people, let's not dance with swords and swords, do you know who my boss is?

Isn't your boss the King of Wei!

Damn, did you hear what our grandfathers said? Knowing that my boss is the king of Wei, still dare to tease me?

Ha ha! You have the boss, and I have the boss, and I will scare you to death if you say it!

Yikes! Are you also organized and undisciplined? Who's your boss? What's the mix? Pasta or Fuji Pass?

My boss is Lu Buwei, who is rampant in the Seven Kingdoms, and he is a buddy with Xinlingjun of your Wei Kingdom, what's the matter!

Oh? After talking for a long time, your boss is a businessman, who should I be! Among the people who are with you in the wine shop, is there Lu Buwei? Say!

Yes, what?

What's up? I thought you were just a few ordinary passers-by, but I didn't expect to let Ye catch you back from South Korea, did they go to Handan? Send me their locations!

What do you want to do?

What for? Don't you need to ask! When Lao Tzu arrived in Handan, he went to slaughter them first, so as not to spread Lao Tzu's whereabouts to Wei.

Just the three of you, you also think of Handan's indulgence and uninhibitedness, do you know that my master is the guest of King Zhao and Pingyuan Jun?!

Hahahaha! Grandpa, I am not a vegetarian, otherwise how dare I take the trade of King Wei. Beat him, brethren!

Eh, didn't you say that you don't want to use your hands!

Just now, if you don't mention Xinling Jun, since your boss and Wei Wuji are buddies, they are the enemies of our brothers, who made Wei Wuji always steal the camera with our King Wei! Every time he appeared on the camera, he showed his face, and let us Wei Wang show the back of his head. In addition, you also listened to what Lao Tzu said, first loosen your muscles and bones, and then take you out of the city and bury your kid alive. Do it!

The hammer was just about to pull out the sword on his back, but was pressed to the ground by the two big men behind him. It turns out that when the swordsman has no sword in his hand and meets two heavyweight boxers who buy one get one free, they can only crawl all over the ground and look for teeth everywhere!

The shopkeeper of the teahouse took a look, and he dared to make an appointment on Lao Tzu's territory, knowing that I was also a boss, right? Do you know how many shares I have in this tea house? Guys, call the officials.

"Ahh I only heard a big man scream, which startled Scarface, What? Knocked the dwarfs out of shape? This kid has a five-spirit lock on his hand?

I saw that the hammer hugged the thigh of one of them. Good luck today, an old wolf, please eat chicken, I don't eat the chicken legs if you give them, so what's the use of me~, what's the use~.

Taking advantage of the gap between Scar's face and being stunned, flames instantly appeared under the feet of the hammer, and Astro Boy was waiting for you in Handan!

Chen Zheng looked at Jing Hammer blankly, finished speaking?

That's it.

Where are those three people right now!

I don't know!

Then why didn't you say in the first place that they were going to find me to kill you?

Forgot!

Well, when I didn't ask. Brothers, let's eat first!

Old Man Lu heard that his baby son was back, so he hurriedly opened up the meal. The last time the goods were sold out, this time when my son came back, I will hold a few more one-on-one MBA tutorial classes for him, and then re-walk the Silk Road and open up the Western Regions business route again.

Chen Zheng was dizzy when he saw that big family, and he couldn't name any of them, and it was easy to show his stuff if he stayed with you for a long time, so I'd better hide! You eat yours, let's go to the next room to eat, and there is something to do after eating!

The old servant dragged the hammer, and he would like to prepare a meal for his master with me, and there will be an errand for you to make up for it later!

Forget it! Chen Zheng thought to himself, this hammer is not very capable, but he is still loyal, and he will give you a new task after eating to protect Zhao Ji. In the future, it will be enough to go out and let Li Mu follow me!

With something in mind, eating is fast. Besides, while Old Man Lu is eating, he has to quietly move a box of gold out!

Chen Zheng called the old servant to him and asked you something, who is the key to the vault?

It hangs around the old man's neck, and he usually doesn't even take it off when he sleeps and takes a bath.

Damn, this isn't Scrooge Grande!

The owner asked what this was for?

I'm going to get a box of gold out, what can you do?

When the old servant heard this, he reached out and began to untie his trouser belt. Chen Zheng panicked when he saw it, what are you going to do? Don't do this in front of so many people!

The old servant unbuckled his belt and found a key on his body. Look, host!

What's that?

I secretly left a spare key for the owner!

Chen Zheng stood up and kissed the baby panda on the face, if I am the scorpion king, you are my white lady, holding Ruyi at the critical moment, you can always follow my heart and surprise me!

Jing Hammer took out the family's carriage, and the old servant sat next to him, taking Chen Zheng, Han Fei, and Li Muyang away, and went straight to the gold shop.

It's rare for the shopkeeper to open his eyes once, the rich are capricious, what kind of chess can not be understood, just play such a large capital, it seems to be given away, excuse me, what do you want to do?

You know that curiosity sometimes kills people, doesn't it?! You just have to follow my drawings. Can I tell you it's for our Greater China? How long does it take to deliver?

Well, because we've never done this or what you've done, and it takes three months to finish it.

What? Trimester! Then I might as well engrave words on the golden cake and use it directly as a chess piece, and then draw a chessboard on the ground, I can do it in one day, why use you!

When the shopkeeper heard that such a big business was about to stop, he was also panicked. So let's work overtime and deliver in two months, how about it?

With a "snap", Chen Zheng slapped a golden cake on the table, and said it again!

It's all over the place in a month!

"Smack", again.

Twenty days.

"Smack".

Ten days.

"Smack".

Five days.

Five days is five days! I'll pick it up in five days.

Brother Han, let's go, brother will take you to continue shopping in Handan! Li Mu, you are familiar with Handan, what good places do you recommend.

Li Mu thought for a long time, eh! There is a good place, which is most suitable for people like Brother Lu who are rich, educated and have status.

What a good place, say it quickly!

Handan Song House.

Yes? KTV?

Han Fei looked dazed, big, big brother, what, what is K, KT, TV?

Oops, you're struggling! Listen to you, and talk about KTV directly as a TV. KTV is the place to sing loudly, understand? Do you have Seoul in South Korea, oh no, Sinjeong, is there any?

Isn't that still a song house! Absolutely.

All right! Li Mu led the way and took Brother Mai Ba to see and understand.

The old servant and Jing Hammer watched the carriage outside the door, and Chen Zheng, Han Fei, and Li Mu walked into the spacious and magnificent Handan Song Hall.

As soon as he entered, Chen Zheng stood in place, and his memories froze. I saw that the audience in the audience did not eat melon seeds, did not call mobile phones, did not spit, did not smoke, did not eat popcorn, did not talk to each other, and did not have any beer and fruit plates, and watched the singers on the stage sing intently. Listen carefully, I damn it, there are no Hong Kong and Taiwan pop songs, they sound familiar, and I can't remember what they are.

Just listen to the Handan singer on the stage singing loudly:

Yo yo deer chirping, eating wild apples. I have guests, drummers and shengs. Blowing the sheng drum spring, bearing the basket is the will. People are kind to me, show me to walk. Yo yo deer chirping, eating wild artemisia. I have a guest, Deyin Kong Zhao. If the people are not ashamed, the gentleman is effective. I have a purpose to drink, and the guest style Yan Yiao.

Hey? Could it be Cao Cao's "Short Song Xing"? No, there are no sentences in "Tanka Xing"! Don't? Cao Cao also crossed over?

Big, big brother, no, it's not a poem, the little in the Book of Poetry, Xiaoya, deer, deer!

All right! Although I Chen Zheng is from a professional class, my attainments in Chinese culture are still shallow, and I have not been familiar with the "Four Books and Five Classics", and I have spent all my time calculating the flowing water in the pool, the train and memorizing words.

The three of them sat on the ground under the stage, listening to it like they were fascinated! This is simply a concert of the Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra of the Warring States! The star-chasers of the 21st century have arrived here, a few can be intoxicated, a few can understand, and they have already gone to the plum blossom three bubbles, that is, to go to nightclubs, Internet cafes, and girls!

At the end of the song, the singer on the stage walked down. Which son sang a song on stage to help Yaxing?

The dozens of viewers below suddenly raised more than a dozen hands, it seems that there are a lot of Chinese scholars in the Warring States!

Chen Zheng was sitting there waiting and watching, but he didn't expect the singer to slowly walk in front of him.

This is the first time this boy has come, right? Seeing that the son is extraordinary, he must be a knowledgeable and talented person, so it is better to come on stage and present a song.

In the midst of applause, Chen Zheng sweated like rain and his face was flushed, and in extreme tension, he sent a distress signal to Han Fei and Li Mu with his eyes: Come and save my brother!

Who knows that Han Fei and Li Mu set up Chen Zheng, brother, take out your style of tongue fighting Lou slow, tongue fighting group Confucianism, and tongue fighting Korean palace, come to the stage and sing a song, brothers are optimistic about you!

I'll push your lungs! What am I singing?! I sang "Look Back Again" to you, "Drifting Snow" began in my heart, "The Dream I Chased and I", don't mention the past, life has been stormy, even if the memory can't be erased, love and hate are still in my heart, I really want to break off the past, continue well in the Warring States, who else in this world is trying to ask for my news?!

As soon as I thought of this, hey, I'll go, how did I get up, how did I stand on the stage? Do you have to force me to sing a song of Du Dewei's "Take It Off"? When I'm done singing, you'll all draw your swords on the spot and kill yourselves!" Who told you all to carry a sword with you?

Looking at the two good brothers Han Fei and Li Mu in the audience, I should really dedicate a song "My Good Brother": In your glorious moment, let me sing a song for you, my good brother, you tell me if you have bitterness in your heart. Walking together on the road ahead, even if it is a river, what can it be if you are tired and tired. When you need me, I will spend it with you, my good brother, you say to me that you have a bitterness in your heart. Life is rare with ups and downs, but you still have to live a strong life, crying and laughing, at least you still have me. The friendship of friends, the greatest rarity in our lives, is like a glass of wine, like an old song!

In order not to have a fan suicide tragedy that shocked the world in Handan, the Warring States period, I will endure this song first!

Sing it! MUSIC!

The sea laughed, the tide on both sides of the strait, the ups and downs with the waves, only remember the present day. The sky is laughing, and there are tides in the world, and God knows who loses and who wins. The rivers and mountains laugh, the smoke and rain are far away, and the waves wash away the red dust and mundane things. The breeze smiled, but it was lonely, and there was still a night photo left of pride. The common people are smiling, no longer lonely, and the pride is still smiling infatually.

After singing a song, Chen Zheng had dozens of more fans in Handan, Zhao State, in addition to a round of applause, there were also those who offered flowers and asked for autographs! The host came to the stage and repeatedly retained Chen Zheng for curtain calls. Childe's song is so meaningful, it is simply a precedent for the popular songs of the Warring States period!

Chen Zheng was intoxicated on the stage, when he suddenly saw a person walking in outside, holding a sword in his hand. The man walked straight to Han Fei's side, bent down and whispered in Han Fei's ear for a while. Han Fei turned his face and nodded at the man, got up and walked out of the song hall with the man.