Chapter 41: The Flying Bat
Chen Zheng, who was standing on the stage, suddenly wondered, didn't Han Fei have never been to Handan? Who was the man who spoke to him? It looks like they know each other very well.
Chen Zheng broke free for a long time before he stepped down from the stage and eagerly beckoned Li Mu to go out to look for it. Li Mu also just came to his senses, huh? Han Gongzi was still there just now, where did he go?
Walking out of the song hall, I saw Han Fei and the stranger whispering something on the corner of the street, and seeing Chen Zheng and Li Mu coming out, Han Fei seemed to say a few more words to the man, and then strode over. The man then disappeared into the crowd.
Lu, Lu Da, big brother, Fang, Fang is singing, the song hall can, can you do it, have fun?
Brother Han, why did you come out first? Who was the person you were talking to?
That, that person is only, just a general, ordinary friend, just a few words, even, chance, encounter, idle, chatting a few words.
It's not that simple, is it?! Chen Zheng thought to himself, looking at the person's dress just now, as well as the sword in his hand, he must not be an ordinary person. Han Fei and that person are mysterious, is there something to hide from me?! Forget it, since Han Fei doesn't want to say it, he has his own reasons for not wanting to say it.
Chen Zheng smiled, he didn't expect his brother to meet friends in Handan. I think it's getting late now, why don't we go back and have a drink? I would like to try my cousin's handiwork.
Li Mu hurriedly waved his hand, Brother Lu, since I returned from South Korea, I haven't gone home to report my safety! Look, do you want Han Gongzi to accompany you, I'll go home tonight to see my father and mother, and I'll accompany my eldest brother tomorrow?
Filial piety is commendable! Alright then, let the hammer drive you.
No need big brother, I'd better go back by myself!
When Han Fei saw that Li Mu was going to run, he was really distressed in his heart, you kid ran away, where should I run? You're afraid of other people's cousins, aren't I afraid?!
Chen Zheng and Han Fei returned to Zhao Ji's mansion in a carriage, and when Zhao Ji saw Han Gongzi, she instantly turned on the kitchen mode. You sit down first, I'll go to the kitchen myself and get you some side dishes to eat!
By the time Zhao Ji finished her work, it was already getting dark. Chen Zheng looked at a table of dishes, good guy, this robot has moved out all the menus set by the program!
The old servant and the hammer said that they didn't sit at the table, only Chen Zheng, Han Fei, and Zhao Ji sat at the table. Zhao Ji frequently glanced at Han Fei with side lights, and Chen Zheng was also helpless.
How old is Gongzi Han this year? Are you married?
Zhao Ji's question made Han Fei's face flush, I, I'm twenty or twenty years old this year, and yet, I haven't married yet.
Huh? Why does this Korean boy talk like this? That's it, who made the family a Korean son, and he spoke so willfully! Oh, what a coincidence, I'm also twenty, we are the same age, maybe my son was born on the same day and month in the same year, it seems that I and Han Gongzi are really fateful.
Chen Zheng almost squirted out, damn it, Zhao Ji still wants to eat tender cows with old grass?! I don't think the two of you have a fate, but you have no fate.
Sister, don't worry about it! Although Han Gongzi is not married, the princesses of various countries are not idle, and the people who introduce them to others are about to collapse the city wall of Xinzheng! As far as I know, Han Gongzi's father has already married his brother, right, Brother Han?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Zhao Ji is so angry! I thought to myself, I can't be a princess because of you, Lu Buwei, if I hadn't left the Champs-Elysées where the beauties of Chu Country were gathered with you, I would have eaten all the ages in the palace of unknown countries at this time, maybe I could change the tanuki for the prince, and the whole curtain would listen to the government! If the old lady is happy, she will be a queen by herself, find thousands of noodles to serve every day, Wu Zetian is the oldest, and get a wordless tablet for herself, I Zhao Ji will engrave four words on her wordless tablet: the second empress, next to the remarks, 950 years away from the first! Now I finally met a ready-made prince, and your surname Lu is still a bad thing for me! I'll get this Han Gongzi drunk first, and then the old lady will carry him to the bed later, and come to repeat his old trick!
Chen Zheng saw that the momentum was not good, and quickly changed the topic. Sister, I usually don't come much, but now the world is not peaceful, I found you a bodyguard, how about it?
Bodyguard? What does it look like, handsome or not?
Ah! It's cool! Although he is not tall, with a small flat head and a tunic suit, he has won the all-around champion of the Seven Kingdoms martial arts for five consecutive years, all of which are incapable and refined, blowing out candles and throwing torches can kill the assassins, what's the matter? Bring it in and see it?
When Chen Zheng led the hammer to Zhao Ji, Zhao Ji was also speechless. Are you Lu Buwei deliberately unable to get along with me, just the person you brought today, I saw it as soon as I entered the door, stupid and stupid, I protect him almost the same!
Look at you, aren't you still at ease with what I introduced to you?! This time I went to South Korea, and if it hadn't been for the hammer shot, I would have died halfway through. You didn't see that scene at that time, Ali Baba fought against the forty thieves alone, which was much more than that swordsman Niu Break in Shuangqi Town!
One person fights forty? Just him? Are those forty scarecrows? Is it an avatar who is not accustomed to water and soil, vomiting and diarrhea?
Jing Hammer was angry when he heard Zhao Ji speak! Isn't that looking down on people?! I'm a swordsman who has traveled all over the world, and now I'm about to be reduced to a caretaker, what's the matter, can't I even keep this job? Let's walk in the yard, I'll show you a few tricks now!
Zhao Ji was reluctantly pulled into the courtyard by Chen Zheng, and Han Fei also walked out. I heard that a swordsman came today and was going to dance a sword in the moonlight, and the cadres in Zhao Ji's mansion all sat on the side with benches.
Chen Zheng put his hands to his mouth and shouted at the thorn hammer standing in the courtyard: Hammer, pull out your sword and hack the forty thieves on the opposite side, we are optimistic about you!
The baby panda also put his hand in his mouth and whistled loudly.
At this time, Jing Hammer also worked hard to keep the job of the nursing home, otherwise he would have to find a job in the crowded talent market, just my head, I disappeared in the sea of people, and then finally understood in tears that some people miss it anymore!
I saw that the thorn hammer slowly pulled out the sword on his back and pointed forward.
Suddenly, dozens of black shadows flew out from the opposite wall, and under the reflection of the moonlight, like a swarm of bats, hulala fell on the opposite side of the thorn hammer.
The people in the courtyard were suddenly stupid!
Zhao Ji sneered and looked at Chen Zheng, I said, don't you just want to introduce me to a nursing home? As for making such a big scene, isn't it? Now that the cost of human resources is so high, how much does it cost you to find so many extras?! I don't have to look at the results later, it must be Alibaba's defeat of forty thieves! Zhao Ji said and walked forward to the masked people.
Eh, eh! I said, how much did you pay for being hired by Lü Buwei? I can tell you, you come so many people at once, let's pay but it doesn't count people, no matter how many people you come, or dozens of people, let's count it according to one field, don't think that you can get more money if you come with more people! However, looking at you guys is quite professional, all of them are masked and holding swords, which is quite like a thing! Do you know martial arts? I can tell you, just this little man opposite, show your true skills to kill him, if you can't beat him, the old lady will not give money. Do you understand?
I only heard one of the masked men turn his face and ask the other masked man, big brother, what's the situation?
What's going on? Did I let you out, you just spread your wings one by one and fluttered down, so that I also pretended and flew with you!
Wasn't it the command that the eldest brother whistled to us just now?! And someone in the courtyard shouted forty thieves, and this kid pointed a sword at us, isn't this just being discovered?! Big brother's whistle is really timely!
"Oops, I'll go! Who whistled just now? Who blew it? Stand up for Lao Tzu! The big brother who took the lead pointed his sword at the dozens of masked people behind him, and the people behind him all bowed their heads.
"I, I blew it!" The baby panda timidly raised a hand and looked at the people in the yard with pity.
Hahahaha! Zhao Ji suddenly burst out laughing, pretending! Keep loading! Acting in front of the old lady, you are still tender! Although the old lady is only seventeen or eighteen, she debuted early, and has been forced to learn piano, dance, bel canto, and painting since Nima was three years old. You guys who are playing tricks and want to play a double reed in front of me?!
The masked boss shook his body when he heard this, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, no longer had to bear it, and stepped forward and kicked Zhao Ji, who was making an impassioned speech in the yard, and Zhao Ji, who was making an impassioned speech in the yard, was kicked to the ground and rolled on the ground. Okay, you Lu Buwei, you actually spent money to hire someone to bully me, my mother can't stand you at all!
Chen Zheng also just recovered from his surprise, girl, you better come back quickly, they were not hired by me at all!
The masked boss pointed his sword at Chen Zheng, haha! Lü Buwei, tonight is your death! Don't even think about running away from any of the people in the yard! Brothers, hack them all to death!
Stop! Wait a minute! How do I hear you sound familiar? Do we know each other?
Lu, Lu, big brother, he, he, he, that knife, scar, scarface.
When Chen Zheng heard it, what? I haven't looked for you yet, but you've come to the door yourself. When I got closer, I saw that a scar on my forehead was very conspicuous.
This benevolent brother, let's meet each other in Pingshui, no grievances and no hatred, why bother?
Hey! What Lao Tzu said in the wine shop, how much did you listen to the kid?
Oh, that's it! We only care about eating, how can we care about listening to you. Besides, the three of you were talking so quietly at the time, who could hear you!
Feign! Keep loading! Acting in front of Lao Tzu, you are still tender! Although Lao Tzu is only thirty-eight, he debuted early, and since Nima was ten years old, he was forced to learn robbery, arson, tracking, and killing. You're just a businessman, and you still want to be sloppy in front of me?!
At this time, Zhao Ji saw that there was something going on, and hurriedly got up from the ground and hid behind Chen Zheng.
Chen Zheng came to the Warring States to see a lot of scenes, and he was not timid at this time. I said you are a scar, no matter how much we hear, we are also well water and not river water, you take your Yangguan Road, I take my single-plank bridge, I can't meet each other for this little thing. If the brothers are short of money to spend, just ask, even if I, Lu Buwei, make friends with you, as long as you say a number, I will come to pick it up tomorrow.
One person next to Scarface listened, boss, how much do we want from him? Three golden cakes, what do you think? As soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked in the face, look at your little bit of interest!
To tell you the truth, our brothers came to the door tonight, and it wasn't all for the sake of the liquor store that day, whether you heard anything or stole my horse, it was a small matter. It's just because you and Xinling Jun Wei Wuji are good buddies, and you Lu Buwei are wandering around in the east and west, so I have to kill you!
Why is that? Do you have any deep hatred for Wei Wuji?
Hey! I have no grievances with Wei Wuji, but he doesn't deal with our King of Wei. He Wei Wuji is capable of civil and martial arts, he has a very high reputation in the Seven Kingdoms, and he has raised so many guests, can our King Wei feel comfortable? If he hadn't seen him as a half-brother, he would have sent me to kill him a long time ago!
The more Chen Zheng listened, the more strange it became, what does this have to do with me?!
The relationship is big! I thought that in order to let King Wei get that beautiful woman that I had been dreaming of, I single-handedly killed that old thing. You said that he really couldn't think about it, King Wei fell in love with his daughter, and he stopped him desperately, and he had to take his daughter to escape overnight. If he runs away with his daughter, our King Wei will have the heart to die! Ha ha! So I pretended to be a robber and killed the old man halfway through, and I also claimed to be from Wei. In order to avenge her father, the woman entered the palace and followed King Wei. Who knew that this girl actually put forward a condition, if she didn't kill the enemy, she wouldn't let King Wei get close to her. It's been three years! How did my poor King Wei survive!
Oh, it's so complicated! King Wei simply killed you, and fulfilled the wish of the beauty!
Think beautifully! I have a basket of the secrets of King Wei in my belly. With my power in Wei and my martial arts, the King of Wei doesn't dare to do anything to me. Besides, I also wrote the secret of King Wei on the bamboo slips and hid it, haha! As long as I have any accidents, the bamboo slips will be sent to the major newspapers, and the king of Wei doesn't have the courage to do so!
Where is your bamboo slip hidden? Let's take a look!
I'll go! Can this tell you?!
Hey? How can I hear it, there is nothing to believe in Lingjun and me!
In the past three years, the king of Wei has protected me, found several stand-ins and cut off his head and sent it to the woman. Those stand-ins are either new injuries that can't replace old injuries, or the angle, length, width, and depth of the cut are different, so that King Wei also has no temper. Which Cheng thought, this woman actually went to ask Xin Lingjun, saying that Wei Wuji had many customers and a wide range of roads, and asked Xin Lingjun to inquire about me everywhere in Wei State, so that I couldn't go back to my home, so I had to run to Handan to hide. I heard that you Lu Buwei and Wei Wuji have a deep brotherhood, and Handan is your territory, if I don't kill you, and you pass on my whereabouts to Wei, won't I have to run away again?!
I see! After going around in such a big circle, you Warring States people just can't tolerate me as a person who has crossed over! Hey? Aren't you three? Why is it so lively tonight?
Ha ha! I am not only rampant in the Wei Kingdom, but also the brothers in the Tao, all over the world, and they all come to cheer today.
Zhao Ji trembled behind Chen Zheng, pointing at the hammer with his finger, you, the one called the hammer, are still stunned what to do, kill them!
The hammer roared, I have been waiting for you to come, return my straw hat!
Scarface sneered and took two steps back, give you a bird's nest, dear! As soon as the words fell, the masked bat behind him surrounded the hammer on the spot, and the fate of the hammer was really full of surprises, either he was hung and beaten in the casino, or he repeatedly faced forty thieves. Now, although he is also trying his best, it is a pity that the new clothes he bought in Daliang of Wei State have become dun cloth strips again!
The people in the courtyard were terrified, but the gate had been blocked by the bats, and they shrank into a ball one by one.
Chen Zheng turned his face to look at Han Fei, Brother Han, if you can pick up a life tonight, remember to worship Xunzi as a teacher, my brother's fate with you is probably going to end!
Unexpectedly, Han Fei didn't respond, slowly raised his right hand, and stretched out his index finger at the black Batmen in the yard.
Damn, Brother Han, your Imperial Forest Army is far away in the sky! What's the use of you sticking out your finger right now?!
I only heard a few words pop out between Han Fei's lips opening and closing: all, all eliminated, eliminated!