Chapter 24: Who is the Savior?
The rooster crows all over the world, and the spring night is bitter and short, which is a good time for horses and whips. But this night, Dou Zhenhai leaned on the table for a night. Xiao Ya's side is not drunk and everyone is drunk, his side is to raise a glass to eliminate sorrow and even more sorrow, the whole body is sore, before dawn when the sleepiness is thick, his elbow is not supported, and his neck is twisted.
After Xiaoya slept well, she only felt comfortable all over, she stretched, "It's been a long time since I've slept so soundly." She turned her head and saw Dou Zhenhai sitting aside, his head shaking slightly up and down. Xiao Ya was very surprised, could it be that this person sat like this for a night. She looked at her clothes, which were neatly attached to her body, and couldn't help but smile. Xiaoya patted Dou Zhenhai gently, "Guest officer, guest officer, wake up." ”
Dou Zhenhai sighed after seeing Xiaoya wake up, "Your snoring is really level, every time I was a little sleepy just now, your snoring sounded, you said that people are very beautiful, why are there so many little flaws." Dou Zhenhai crooked his neck and paced to the bed and got into the bed. Xiaoya saw his pillow appearance, covered her mouth and smiled secretly. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have drunk so much, I've never done it before. Why did you just sit all night? Xiaoya asked.
"So what should I do, sleep next to you? You can be ruthless, I can't be unrighteous! As he spoke, he fell into a deep sleep.
Xiaoya was very embarrassed, so she specially took the basin and ran to the water room to get washing water for Dou Zhenhai, and specially instructed the attendant to prepare breakfast and bring it into her house. He unscrewed the hose and swung the towel inside, and was just about to leave when he suddenly heard a familiar man's voice from the next room.
"Baby, let Ye Xiang have one more." It was Xiaoya's good friend who spoke.
"Master Wu, look at how you tossed people this night." The woman in green broke free from Wu Ye's arms. "Why are you in such a good body, is it that Sister Xiaoya usually can't feed you?"
Xiaoya clutched the towel in her hand tightly and put her ear close to the window frame. "This bastard dares to date other girls right under my nose."
Before the green-clothed man finished speaking, the red-clothed one opened his mouth again, "You are cheap and good-natured, Wu Ye still likes you, and I also made a cameo next to me!" ”
Xiao Ya outside the house was about to explode, "Shameless, I actually called two girls." Last time, he also told me that he was in a bad mood recently and didn't like the joy of fish and water. The towel on Xiaoya's hand was almost wrung by him.
"Hey, you little sister Ya is as dull and boring as a wooden fish, and your snoring is better than hers." Hongyi pretended to be angry, "You just got cheap and behaved, how many dignitaries and nobles want to kiss Sister Xiaoya's Fangze can't get it, you fall here and count people?" ”
"Really!" Wu Ye frowned, "You don't know, that woman is indeed a golden jade." Let's not talk about anything else, just say that she snores, if there is no window in the way, someone will definitely collect the clothes. ”
"Why?" The woman in green was puzzled.
"It's thundering, it's raining and you're getting your clothes!" Wu Ye teased.
The woman in red under her covered her mouth and laughed in a low voice, "But Sister Xiaoya is in good shape?" You look at other people's capital, the small clothes can't be covered at all, and they are all fed to you who have no conscience. ”
"Hmph, I'm looking for a good match, not raising cows, what's the use of having enough money? I've been weaned for more than ten years, and I can't get used to it. And you don't know, your Xiaoya sister's feet are spicy eyes, let me tell you this, I breathe with her mouth when I lie on the bed, and I don't dare to use my nose at all, so when he puts his feet into the Yangtze River, the Yangtze River immediately becomes the Yellow River. ”
The two girls were amused by Wu Ye's words. "Then you're pretending to be a dog in front of her."
"If I don't pretend to her, how can I have the money to take care of your business! If I open a Yihong Mansion one day, I will let the two of you be the top cards, and let Xiaoya be the old mother and pour you foot water. As soon as Wu Ye finished speaking, a basin of water was instantly poured on his face, "Which son of a... Before the word raised came out, he saw Xiaoya standing in front of him angrily.
"Hahaha, which girl was born so handsome? Hehe, Xiaoya, don't get me wrong, they recruited me, I really have no choice, it's just a show. Wu Ye licked his face and quibbled.
"Every scene, a good scene. I was acting in the house next to me and serving men, and you took my money and ran to this house to play and bargain for other women. Saying that, Xiao Ya rounded her hand and gave Wu San'er a big mouth.
The red and green duo saw Xiaoya and hurriedly ran out, and the old man and the teapot at the gate were alarmed by the sound and walked in.
Xiao Ya grabbed Wu San'er's neck and shook it like crazy, "I treat you as my man, my father-in-law, and my life, what about you?" Rise? You're still treating me like a bitch. ”
"Yo, auntie, what's going on!" The old man grabbed Xiao Ya's hand tightly. The teapot also comforted on the side, "It's all a misunderstanding, don't be angry." ”
"You two let me go, and I tell you, from today onwards I won't pick up a single guest." Xiaoya said angrily.
When the old man heard this, his face immediately changed, "Yo, what you said, I don't know if you think that our Yihong Mansion is begging you to serve the guests?" I don't know who begged me to buy her to pay off the family's debts. Don't forget, it was my mother and I who spent money to beat the coffin to give your dead ghost father a glorious burial. Your wings are stiff now, and you're starting to count my no-come. You're really a white-eyed wolf who can't be fed, I tell you, this afternoon a distinguished guest came to see you by name, if you don't agree I will send your deed of sale to the lowest dock kiln, which is full of stinky sweat and hard labor like animals, and let them line up to spoil you when the time comes, old lady, I will collect a copper plate at a time, and I will make a fortune in that way, you know? After the old man finished saying this, he didn't even stumble. Xiaoya was so frightened by these words that she almost fainted. She pointed to the old man's face, gritted her teeth but couldn't squeeze out a word.
"Okay... A round of applause ensued. Dou Zhenhai leaned against the door frame and clapped vigorously. "This passage just now was done in one go, hearty. This means that cross talk does not accept female apprentices, otherwise you would have been popular all over the country. ”
Lao Fangzi saw that Dou Zhenhai had reined in, and she pushed Xiaoya's ass onto the bed, "Yo, this master has something to say!" ”
Dou Zhenhai shook his head, "A girl like Xiaoya is only a copper plate at a time, so you can do whatever you want if the other girls in Yihong Mansion give you a bun." This is a great thing for the benefit of the country and the people, and it is much more charitable than the Red Cross of any foreigner. I'll do it for you for all the bachelors in the world. Dou Zhenhai said with a smile.
The old man is pale, and he doesn't know how to deal with it? She shook the handkerchief, "I'm just talking angry, Xiaoya girl was bought by me at a big price." ”
"Isn't it just a deed of sale? You make a price, and I'll redeem her. Dou Zhenhai threw the box on the table.
"Can you give 10,000 oceans?" The old man glanced at Dou Zhenhai.
Dou Zhenhai patted his chest, "Ah, I'm scared to death." He opened the box and threw a wad of dollars in the face of the old man. Enough, enough, enough. ”
The old man was overjoyed to see the banknotes falling from the sky, "It's so bold." ”
Dou Zhenhai sat on the chair and winked at Xiaoya, "Why are you stunned, why don't you rub my neck quickly, your bed is too soft, the more you sleep, the more you fall asleep." Xiaoya walked towards Dou Zhenhai with a grateful face. Wu San'er grabbed Xiaoya's arm and scolded Dou Zhenhai, "How old are you?" Will you redeem her? She is my daughter-in-law who has never been through the door, and our relationship is not a day or two. ”
"Make a price, how much do you want?" Dou Zhenhai picked up the teacup and poured it into his mouth.
"Why don't I have five thousand oceans?" Wu San'er said shamelessly.
Xiao Ya broke away from Wu San'er's hand and hid behind Dou Zhenhai.
"Five thousand oceans! Xiaoya, do you know this brother? Dou Zhenhai asked. Xiao Ya shook her head and spat at Wu San'er.
"It's not that the five thousand oceans can't be given, as long as you can do what I request, I will definitely give you a lot." Dou Zhenhai lowered his head, and the old man was picking up the money at his feet. "Gather all the girls from your geography department for me, right now."
The old man immediately went out to gather the girl from the local character department. There were ten of them, some of them hadn't gotten up yet, and some were getting dressed. I only heard the old bustard shouting, "The girl from the earth character department has come out to meet the guest." ”
The ten women stood beside Dou Zhenhai in an orderly manner, Xiaoya didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Dou Zhenhai's gourd, and looked at the sisters beside her suspiciously.
"Girls, I have a lot of dollars here, your task today is very simple, one person let this Wu Ye do it once, and you will divide the money equally." Dou Zhenhai pointed at Wu San'er.
The girls were overjoyed and eager to try.
Wu San'er pointed to Dou Zhenhai's nose and said, "What do you mean?" ”
"Didn't you ask for 5,000 oceans? If you do what I said, take the five thousand oceans, and if you can't do it, well, you have to do it if you can't do it. Teapot, send someone to hold this Wu Sanye, if he can't do it 10 times today, I will burn your Yihong Mansion with a fire. When the girls heard that there was money to collect, they arched Wu San'er to the bed.
Dou Zhenhai and Xiaoya returned to the room.
"Guest, why are you ransom me?" Xiaoya handed the chopsticks to Dou Zhenhai.
"I've been a wreck all my life, and today I'm the savior."
People often say that a hundred years of cultivation can be done in the same boat, but the man in front of him is not related to him, but he treats himself closer than his closest relatives, Xiaoya dragged Dou Zhenhai's hand and said, "I will serve you for a lifetime in the future!" ”
"Come on, the smell of your feet is really strong, and I can't be blessed." Dou Zhenhai took out a stack of money and handed it to Xiaoya. "Not everyone can meet the savior, the road in the future is good, no matter how many good deeds the predecessors have done, the good karma of the descendants will have to be cultivated by themselves."
After that, Dou Zhenhai crooked his neck and walked out of Yihong Courtyard with a suitcase, and the girls surrounded him like a farewell to his relatives. Dou Zhenhai handed over the dollars to Lao Yuzi, "This money belongs to Wu San'er." ”
The old man said, "The three girls have served him just now, and they are not done yet!" ”
Dou Zhenhai shook his head, "This is not the money for the funeral, this is the money for his funeral." must bury him like a relative, since Pangu opened the world, Wu San'er is also the first person to die happily, it is not easy. ”