"Captain, I'm a little unable to hold on, I've been keeping my feet on my socks and my body on the bed these days. Can I apply for a swap with Dong Hui, and leave the difficult task of taking care of the child to me. Jia Aiguo rubbed his eyes and sighed.

"Hold on a little longer, and the cruise will be here in another hour. If Zhang Zhong hadn't left Hankow, he would definitely have taken this boat! Tang Cong said confidently while driving, the car met a red light, and Tang Cong stopped the car.

"Why are you so sure?" Jia Aiguo asked.

"This is the only cruise ship that has docked recently. If he leaves, he can only take this one. ”

"Then what if he doesn't go by land and water, but by land, what will you do?" As soon as Jia Aiguo spoke, Tang Cong slapped his mouth with his hand.

"I'll slap you!" Don was bored and fiddled back and forth with his hand.

"It's okay anyway, you teach me to drive!" Jia Aiguo doesn't know how to drive yet, and he is very interested in this iron guy.

"Driving is multi-purpose, first gear and then release the handbrake, then slowly lift the clutch with your left foot, and wait until you feel that the body is starting to shake up at this time to stabilize, don't put the clutch anymore, give you a little oil." As soon as Tang Cong finished speaking, the car suddenly jumped forward and then stopped again. Jia Aiguo didn't sit still, and his head almost hit the glass. "What's going on?"

"This is called suffocation, and if you don't grasp it well, such a problem will occur." Tang Cong swallowed a mouthful of saliva as he spoke.

The car behind saw Tang Cong's car blocked in front of him, and kept honking his horn.

Tang Cong looked behind him through the rearview mirror, "What are you urging to be reincarnated?" He started the car again.

"I see you fiddling with this stick as you drive." Jia Aiguo said and went up to touch it.

"Don't move, this is called the gear handle, use the first gear when you start, the strength of the car is the greatest at this time, as the speed is getting faster and faster, then shift to the second gear, and the third gear adds the speed of the car." Don slowed down, reached out of the car with his left hand and swung his thumb to the left, and then the car turned to the left of the cross.

"What are you doing here?" Jia Aiguo didn't know what Tang Cong's gesture meant?

"This gesture is to tell the car behind me that I am going to turn, and ask him to slow down and keep a distance from me." Tang Cong explained. "Hey, no, it shouldn't be around this place." Don started to make a U-turn from hitting the car to the left. "Patriotic, you stretch out your hand more than a pause posture, we're going to turn around and let those cars give way to us."

Jia Aiguo stretched out his hand to block the vehicles, and Tang Cong's car had just turned halfway to the car when the engine stalled, and the car was lying across the lane. The stopped car was impatient, and they kept honking their horns in this direction.

"Captain, they're honking at us again, what should we do?" Jia Aiguo asked.

"Don't worry, this situation you often encounter when driving, don't panic, you should clench your fists with the center of the fist towards yourself, then extend your middle finger, and then shake your hands and start panning left and right."

As soon as Jia Aiguo made this move, the cars on the opposite side also gave the same action. Jia Aiguo turned around and asked, "Captain, what does this mean?" ”

The car started up, Don said as he drove. "Oh, this is a gesture of friendship by foreigners. That time, I went to deliver a letter to a foreigner on behalf of Boss Dai, and there was a big foreign nursing home guarding the door at the door, and there was a sign at the door that Chinese and dogs were not allowed to enter. I'm going to go in, and he won't let me. Later, he gestured to me and said that the oil mother was hairy, and then I made this gesture to him and repeated his words. He looked at me in surprise and let me in. ”

Jia Aiguo nodded, "Captain, you know so much, next time I have the opportunity to meet Boss Dai, I will definitely make this gesture to him." ”

The car suddenly stopped again. Don started several times and didn't get better, he opened the hood of the car and fiddled with the line with his hands. "Sometimes this car breaks down, and there are two lines, and as soon as the red line and the green line are hit, the car starts." As soon as Tang Cong finished speaking, the car started.

"Woohoo." The cruise ship docked. The people on the dock gathered in a row, twisting and twisting on the ground like a long dragon. Tang Cong and Jia Aiguo began to look for Dou Zhenhai's traces from the first row of passengers.

Dou Zhenhai, who crooked his neck, kept sighing, "Damn, why am I so kind in my heart, I spent a lot of money in the Qinglou and didn't even get anything done." It's a loser. ”

Dou Zhenhai saw that there were many people, and he didn't want to squeeze on the boat with everyone, so he ran to a tea stall next door to drink tea. "Phew, tea foam, this is!" Dou Zhenhai counted the guys.

"Master, what are you eating? We have rice noodles and wonton xiaolongbao here. The guy didn't answer Dou Zhenhai's words.

"A bowl of wontons without seaweed, bun elements." Dou Zhenhai said as he rubbed his neck with his hands.

At this time, a beggar with a broken bowl pulled a half-old child to beg for Dou Zhenhai. "This master is good, I will give you a number of treasures." The children fought noisily with an allegro.

Before he could sing a few words, he was stopped by Dou Zhenhai. "What the hell are you, at your level, you're embarrassed to use a board, hey, I'll give you a number of treasures." Dou Zhenhai learned the old beggar's weak voice. "You haven't eaten, and you're weak to speak."

"Master, if I have something to eat, I will sing you what kind of treasure!" The old beggar shook his head and pulled the child to leave.

"You stop, I'm going to talk about you, you are an artist with a board, and an artist must have artistic virtue. Can you say that the number of treasures is like you without eating? Shulaibao pays attention to the clear pronunciation of words, the breath is even, and every sentence must follow the point and hit the rhythm. If you have a candle in front of you, you can blow it out at the end of every word. Dou Zhenhai took the child's allegro, "Even if you play it is called Allegro, you are mourning, do you know that this board is going to play flowers." Dou Zhenhai took the board and sang, "This master, you are doing well, and you will be rewarded with three melons and two dates." We don't have the ability to do it, so I'll give you a few treasures. I wish you a prosperous and prosperous life, all diseases and disasters will be driven away, and your children will be praised for their filial piety. . . . "Dou Zhenhai pronounced words clearly and his voice was loud, attracting many people to come and watch." Finally, I wish you smooth sailing, bright eyes, three yang Kaitai, four seasons of fortune, five blessings, six or six Shun, seven stars high, eight sides of exquisite, ninety-nine to one thing, perfect and very happy. Dou Zhenhai's last sound and the sound of the board falling were tightly matched, and the whole performance was completed in one go.

"Okay." One of the onlookers shouted like a chain reaction, causing everyone to applaud. The child looked at Dou Zhenhai with admiration. Dou Zhenhai threw the board in the broken bowl. "The little guy is not going to ask for a reward with a bowl, why are you standing there waiting?" The children understood and bowed to the crowd with their bowls, but when the bowls were close to them, everyone dispersed, and the tea stalls on the inner and outer floors were now empty.

The old beggar shook his head, "What's the use of fighting well, who would be willing to give you a son." I'm not afraid to tell you, I used to be a cross talker, a student of the Liuzi Department of the Hankou Qingmen Society, and now I don't want to beg for food. When the old beggar had finished speaking, he took the child and left.

"Fuck, it's such a rotten level with a teacher, my basic skills are so solid that I'm still a sea green, hey... Dou Zhenhai sighed again and again.