Chapter 2: A Desperate Journey
This demon collection talisman is still quite effective!
Let you be more fierce!
"Meow~~ Husband, I was wrong, if I lose my temper next time and become uncute, be careful, and behave like a more manic demon, please still use this talisman to lower me, if one is not enough, stick a bunch, don't worry, I know my own demonic nature, there must be a ...... to be saved"
The girlfriend lay in Wuzhi's arms and bit her ear. This thing is a first-class product with a very high-quality face and figure, especially the pair of women on the chest who are very proud.
Therefore, Wu Zhi gave her a rather natural name called "Fat Peach".
This is an epoch-making woman who can hold up a green X building in ancient times and Dongguan in modern times.
"It would be great if you could be like those people in the circle of friends and let me pick whatever I want......" The girlfriend continued to say softly.
Wu Zhi's body and speech immediately became very atmospheric: "Okay, Fat Peach, on the way home, I saw a newly opened store that is very good, I will take you shopping early tomorrow morning, you can pick whatever you want......"
"Really?"
"Of course, you can pick whatever you want, and you can sell anything for two yuan......"
flutter, his girlfriend couldn't help laughing, laughed, and smashed a pair of pink fists in Wu Zhi's arms. The two of them laughed together, and their bodies went limp. However, Wu Zhi's capital is eager to try.
Wu Zhi was about to be teased by her, but she took advantage of Wu Zhi's inattention, laughed and retreated from the bed, and went into the bathroom, while not forgetting to ask Wu Zhi:
"By the way, husband, didn't you say that you prepared three gifts for me? Where are the other two? β
"Come to bed and I'll tell you!"
"Let me know in advance!" Fat Peach is coquettish.
"It's a surprise!" Wu Zhi said: "But I can also give you a lesson in advance, think about it, what do women want most from men?" β
"How do you hear filthy ......?"
"Or rather, what kind of thing can a man do to satisfy a woman the most!"
"Can't guess!" Girlfriend pretending to be stupid.
My girlfriend came out of the bathroom and sat down in front of the computer.
Time passed minute by minute, the night was getting deeper, his girlfriend was still clicking in front of the computer, Wu Zhi was holding a mobile phone and scrolling on the bed to watch science and technology news, and gradually waited a little bored and sleepy, and the upper and lower eyelids began to fight.
"Fat Peach, aren't you going to send yourself over?" Wu Zhi's words were like whispering in a dream, and he was weak.
"Husband, wait a minute, it's midnight, I'll come to accompany you as soon as I grab something......"
Wu Zhi fell down and fell asleep holding his mobile phone. In a daze, one of the thoughts that is still broken in my heart is that these so-called e-commerce festivals are really powerful, and they can make so many young people who are floating outside who don't even watch the Spring Festival Gala are willing to keep the New Year for them.
I don't know how long it took. Maybe it's a quarter of an hour, maybe it's half a lifetime.
Half-asleep and half-awake, Wu Zhi felt a mountain pressing down on him.
There is a ditch on the ventral side of the hillside, and there are huge fat peaches on the mountainside.
Wu Zhi felt out of breath, and his soul was scattered.
Colorful light began to flicker. Wu Zhi's pineal gland felt the rainbow light.
Wave β
A voice sounded, and then a holographic projection-like interface automatically formed in Takezhi's mind, picked up by his pineal gland.
It looked like a large stove, half a man tall and the size of a bathtub.
Underneath the stove was a fire pit, and a raging fire was burning. Inside the stove was a pool of water, and the hot soup was boiling.
On top is a steamer lid suspended high. Vapor boiled out of the hole.
Look closely, a few vigorous and unrestrained big characters are engraved on the stove like monuments:
Live in great misery!
Wu Zhizheng was surprised, but he fell into the furnace with a sudden slam.
The lid of the steamer closed automatically, jumping happily.
Wu Zhi was so shocked that he wanted to scream, but found that he couldn't scream.
In the furnace, small words like tadpoles appeared on the wall of the furnace, moving around, and then arranging and combining, extremely strange:
Welcome to the remelter rebuilder, please be sure to continue!
Driven by curiosity, Wu Zhi stretched out a finger and carefully tapped the word "OK" on the wall of the furnace.
Dignitaries and nobles - wealthy businessmen and giants - all living beings
I saw that the tadpoles immediately swam quickly, re-composed a new text on the furnace wall, and kept changing between these three words, and finally stopped at "all living beings".
If you are about to be reincarnated, please tell me if there are any other requirements......
Wu Zhi thought about it, if he doesn't believe in evil, can he really cross over? So he joked: "If this is really a journey through time, my requirements are not too high, as long as I have my own property, a stable and income-paying job, a beautiful wife, and a little brother who can be born and die for me, and has a strong kung fu, it's OK......"
As soon as Wu Zhi finished speaking, he saw a big stick rushing out of nowhere like a pillar of optimus, stirring the feng shui in the furnace, and the wind and clouds in the furnace immediately changed color.
At the same time, there were also earth-shattering changes on the furnace wall, and I saw that those tadpole texts had completed the last wave of permutations and combinations, and turned into the following words:
Clothing, food, housing, transportation, agriculture, medicine, culture, science and technology information industry, energy industry, hotel and tourism, logistics industry, public service industry, education
Wu Zhi found that they seemed to correspond to talent and industry.
I only heard a clang, as if something was knocking on the wall of the hearthβ
A beam of electric light shot at the head, and hit those words in turn, like a searchlight, and the corresponding words were lit up and extinguished one by one, Wu Zhi looked forward to it curiously, and finally found that the electric light stopped on the word "food" after turning around, Wu Zhi was not aware of the reason, and saw that the word and the beam of electric light flashed a few times, and his mind flashed like a glimpse of delicious dishes and snacks, although some of them were a little careless, but they were more like Daigo empowerment, The nectar sprinkled with the heart felt real and happy......
Then, as if he had suddenly experienced a power outage, Wu Zhi's entire consciousness and body, like the furnace, fell into darkness and nothingness.
Whoosh β
Wu Zhi opened his eyes, he found himself lying on a wooden bed, he felt that the muscles and bones on his body were in pain, and he was wondering, only to hear the sound of a wooden ladder in the house, and then he saw a beautiful young woman walking upstairs from the corner, still holding a bowl in her hand, and said to herself in a very good way:
"Da Lang, it's time to get up and take your medicine!"
"What?"
Wu Zhi's brain was blank, and he was simply scared silly at this moment, okay, I'll go, isn't this that, that Pan Jinlian?
I'm going, where am I traveling to a bad place, how did I just travel to this point in time, and I still have a martial arts body?
It's terrible!
This joke is too big!
You must know that at this juncture, those who are familiar with the Water Margin know that Wu Dazheng was kicked in the chest by Ximenqing, and he was angry in his stomach, and he was sick like a mountain, and no one took care of him when he slept at home, and he didn't give a bite of rice and soup, and he was waiting to die!