Double 11. Singles' Day.

Room 321 of a college student talent apartment.

Wu Zhi was sitting on the bed and bored for a long time, but his girlfriend, who was jealous of everyone, was leaving him at the moment and making love to the computer.

The sound of mouse clicks has not been interrupted, and Wu Zhi noticed that his girlfriend had opened N web pages on the computer, constantly jumping flexibly among shopping sites where mascots are cats and dogs.

My girlfriend is wearing a cute tiger pajamas at the moment, with a wooden electric baking tray under her legs, both inside and in body, it is hot - those things in the shopping cart make her eyes shine all the time!

Earlier, at about seven o'clock, Wu Zhi had just gotten on the subway home when he received a message from his girlfriend:

Why haven't you come back yet! We have a lot of things to do tonight!

A. Laundry; B. Cooking; C. Mopping the floor; D. Accompany me to shop! E: You know the benefits!

Wu Zhi chose B and E without saying a word, and thought to himself, this little woman, hum, wants to use such a multiple-choice question to trick herself, fortunately, she is not the kind of idiot who is so stupid, whether it is consciousness or survival ability, it must still be quite strong, I don't believe that you can still have anything to say if I choose two......

You must know that today is Singles' Day after all, so you still have to be careful.

Young people who don't know that on this day, the single person has Singles' Day, and the single person who is not single, once the survival ability is not strong, he has to go back to Singles' Day every minute.

These days, wolves have more meat and less meat!

Wu Zhi thought that his answer would not be provoked again, but it was the result of high-speed and precise thinking, and then he rushed home, thinking about doing the "love to do" thing tonight, even in this cold day, his heart felt hot.

However, when he returned home, the style of painting was completely different from what he had imagined......

No, the style of painting at the beginning is still OK......

The air conditioner in the room had been turned on, and as soon as his girlfriend saw him coming back, she quickly removed the clothes on her body in front of Wu Zhi, and then wrapped herself in cute and fierce tiger pajamas......

Wu Zhi was overjoyed: "Daughter-in-law, you haven't cooked yet, aren't you hungry......"

As he spoke, he was about to pounce, but was pushed away by his girlfriend's cross on his chest: "Cooking? What to cook? Why, you think it's a multiple-choice question? ”

"No, daughter-in-law, how can I be, don't you see that I submitted a multiple-choice answer......" There was a villain in Wu Zhi's heart who was smiling proudly, smiling proudly...... Thankfully, I was prepared!

Little woman, don't you have five options, I chose two that I'm good at, welfare, everyone understands, this is a must, if you don't choose a woman, you may be angry, if you just choose this, you will be caught by a woman, so, just choose a B, it's right, cooking and putting that together, it's also quite a match, right!

One is to satisfy your mouth, and the other is ......

Perfect！

"Humph!" Unexpectedly, the little woman sneered: "Honey, you are mistaken, it is not a multiple-choice question at all, it is just sorting!" ”

What the?!!!

Wu Zhi's brain was stunned all of a sudden, what?

That's not a multiple-choice question at all, it's just sorting?

Routine!

The routine is so deep!

Sure enough, the fact of Chi Lu once again proves a truth: who is the most important person who has the right to interpret!

However, Wu Zhi still tried to explain, trying to win back a city: "Hehe, dear, dear, listen to me, look, anyone who looks at your question will subconsciously think that it is a multiple-choice question, right, and I, I didn't choose E, I also chose a B......"

"I can't choose B!" My girlfriend's face is like the weather outside the house.

"Wife, do you know, why did I choose B in addition to welfare, because there are machines for laundry and mopping the floor, but not cooking, I don't want you to be contaminated with oil smoke in such a cold weather, I just want you to be beautiful like a flower......"

"Less quibbling! Who doesn't know that your greasy mouth, like honey, hurry up, work honestly in order! ”

Wu Zhi was interrupted before he finished three words, and he had no choice but to obey the order.

Put the clothes in the washing machine first, wash them, and then make dinner. After dinner, after cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, his girlfriend sat down in front of the computer with satisfaction and began to choose the products she liked, while Wu Zhi started the sweeping robot and crawled around in the corner of the room, wiping the floor.

"Hey, hehe, you don't seem to have anything to say about today's holiday!" The girlfriend replied to the bright and lovely face from the computer and "collected debts" from Wu Zhi.

"Mean? There is a big one! ”

"Oh?" The girlfriend is full of anticipation. Those smiling eyes were so tender that they were so tender.

Wu Zhi was moved, thinking that it was worth doing anything for such a girlfriend, so he took it out of the quilt...... The mobile phone said: "I have prepared three gifts for you, the first one is a red envelope." ”

"Mm-hmm, thank you, husband."

"What a husband, it's obviously a laborer who does coolies."

Wu Zhi casually spit out with his smiling girlfriend, and at the same time transferred the account to her sweetly.

My girlfriend's phone rang. She picked it up and looked at it, and the amount was 520.1314.

"Husband, this money is not enough for prostitution...... "My girlfriend said delicately.

"What, you have an issue with this number?"

"Don't dare, but, dear, look at the circle of friends, the pictures posted by the girlfriends today all show that the men behind them transfer at least four figures......"

"Four figures? I'm seven figures! ”

"Fuck off! Can the decimal point be counted? You're a math idiot! ”

"Don't be so superficial!"

"Okay, I think I'm superficial, I still think you're short, don't touch me! I figured out how to empty my cart myself! The girlfriend pursed her lips and turned her head to look at her monitor again.

After a while.

Oops –

Wu Zhi suddenly screamed and fell crooked on the bed, a pained look on his face.

The girlfriend was startled, and immediately climbed on the bed, carefully hugged Wu Zhi and shouted eagerly: "Hey, hey, husband, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Didn't I come back late today, I went to the doctor, he said, according to my symptoms, it seems to be a kind of disease......" Wu Zhi frowned and said hard.

"What's wrong?"

"The old Chinese medicine doctor said that this is because the income is too low, the pressure is too great, it is not suitable for high consumption, and it will become popular as soon as you spend money......"

When his girlfriend heard that she was amused by Wu Zhi, she laughed: "Okay, don't be coquettish, that's okay, I'll empty the shopping cart later, and help you vent your fire......"

"Very good, very good......"

Wu Zhi nodded and smiled. This woman is unforgiving in her mouth, but she actually cares about herself in her heart...... The girlfriend tried to climb out of bed to get back to the computer, but Wu Zhi put his arm around her waist and didn't let her escape.

At the same time, he slapped the hundred yuan he had just secretly prepared on his girlfriend's forehead.

The girlfriend immediately snorted and fell softly into Wu Zhi's arms.

If she was like a tiger just now, now she is a cat in seconds!