Li Xiqiang lay down on the bed board, stretched out his hand to kick his legs, stretched his muscles comfortably, and said, "Sit, sit, what are you polite to." ”

Xu Xiaole really couldn't find a place to sit, so he squatted next to Li Xiqiang's bed board and said, "Master, something happened to me." ”

Li Xiqiang's eyes were half-open and half-closed, as if he would fall asleep at any time.

Xu Xiaole waited for a while before hearing the old scoundrel say, "Are you willing to come to me for a trivial matter?" Tell me, what's going on? Don't delay your efforts, if it's really a big deal, we have to go to our uncle and ancestor to come out. ”

Xu Xiaole sighed, and had no choice but to remember how he remembered the Kidney Qi Pill, how he found the letters of his uncle and grandfather, and then found the ancestral Kidney Qi Pill, and ate four pills by himself...... Li Xiqiang jumped up and stared at the boss: "How many grains did you say you ate?" ”

Xu Xiaole was helpless and said, "Four grains." I didn't have any reaction after eating the first pill, and I took three more capsules two days later. ”

Li Xiqiang's whole face twitched when he heard this.

Xu Xiaole looked at Li Xiqiang's expression, and panicked: "Master, am I hopeless?" ”

Li Xiqiang squeezed his eyebrows and pounded his chest for a long time, and finally came back to his breath and scolded: "You loser!" Do you know how much silver the Kidney Qi Pill that Shi Uncle Ancestor has cultivated is worth? It's hard to buy! ”

Xu Xiaole's eyes were ethereal, completely stupid, and muttered: "I'm so stupid, really, I thought you would care about me, but it turned out that you still cared about Yinzi......"

Li Xiqiang was not relieved, and walked to the side and hit his head against the wall, until the falling wall ash stained his turban white, and then stopped.

After venting, Li Xiqiang finally calmed down. He said, "Alas, I'll tell you: don't sell the rest of the pills lightly. Take a small bamboo knife and scrape it for a penny, and it can be sold for three hundred taels. Of course, someone has to pay a deposit to scrape the medicine, melt it in the ****, and ask him to drink it immediately. The rest of the pill had to be sealed with wax. ”

Xu Xiaole said in his heart: It seems that this thing is really valuable, I still don't want to tell him that Pippi also harmed a pill.

He turned his head to look at Pippi, who didn't know that he was violently ruined, and thought that this monkey was really heartless.

Li Xiqiang said: "As for you, you can eat it, if you are really burned by the fire, you will push the stone, sell the coolie, don't think about it." As long as you survive twenty-four, your kidney qi is average, and your muscles and bones are strong, you will naturally be fine, and you will not be delayed in marrying a wife and having children. ”

Xu Xiaole laughed dryly and said, "But I'm ...... now It's empty. ”

Li Xiqiang frowned and said, "You broke your body so early?" ”

Of course, Xu Xiaole was about to shout his wish.

Li Xiqiang asked Xu Xiaole to go over to the pulse, and when he touched it, he found that Xu Xiaole was really suffering from a loss of kidney essence, and he already had symptoms of qi and blood deficiency. He frowned and said, "If there is no such thing as a man or a woman, I'm afraid it will be your sperm." ”

"It's not ......," Xu Xiaole finished speaking, and suddenly remembered the day he woke up with his bare buttocks.

Sister Hu said that he wetted the bed, but if he really wetted the bed, he would definitely have to wash the mat. But when I woke up, the mat was spread out under me, and I didn't feel damp.

――Could it be that Sister Hu is embarrassed to use bedwetting to cover up spermatozoa?

Xu Xiaole told Li Xiqiang about his speculation, and Li Xiqiang stroked his beard and said: "This is also reasonable, people want face." Unlike you, the left cheek is on the right side of the cheek - one side has no face and no skin, and the other is thicker than cowhide. ”

Xu Xiaole wanted to cry without tears: You adults really have a lot of things! Originally, eating and drinking Lazar was an ordinary thing, but it was so unsightly that it must be hidden...... Who didn't come over like this!

Li Xiqiang said again: "It's a little troublesome now." You say you eat a pill, I'm still sure. If you eat this thing as a jelly bean, isn't that death? ”

Xu Xiaole took a breath: "Master, will the plan be released?" ”

Li Xiqiang blew his beard and glared and said, "Get out of your head!" Now I have to use the dead horse as a live horse doctor, I will first pass on a set of guidance techniques to you to make up for your empty body - even if you can't make up for it, you have to drag it until Uncle Shi comes back. Looking at you like this, I'm afraid you'll die in less than three months. ”

Xu Xiaole was frightened when he heard this: "Master, teach me quickly!" ”

Li Xiqiang was happy in his heart: Originally, my uncle asked me to pass on this technique to him, but I was afraid that he would not be able to endure hardship, but now he has eaten the Kidney Qi Pill by himself, and he has to practice if he doesn't practice. Haha, God really helps me, I can finally give an explanation to my uncle.

Li Xiqiang moved his neck for a moment, and said: "Okay, you and I are masters and apprentices, like father and son, so I can't watch you die." ”

Xu Xiaole nodded again and again.

Li Xiqiang said: "Let me make it clear first, this set of guidance techniques has an extraordinary effect, and if you do it, you will have the effect of doing it." The effect is so great, and the hardships you have to endure are naturally great. In the future, if you are afraid of difficulties and lazy, it is your own business. If you are lucky, you will die directly; If you're unlucky, it's better to live than to die. ”

If Xu Xiaole didn't know that Li Xiqiang was an old scoundrel, seeing that he was so serious now, he would really think that he was a cynic!

Xu Xiaole said: "Master, don't worry, I still value my life very much, and I definitely don't dare to be lazy." ”

Li Xiqiang then continued: "This set of guidance techniques originated from the two Han Dynasty and was passed to the Northern Song Dynasty, and it has become a routine in the hands of the Jin family in Yangzhou. Anzu was taught this technique from Sanfeng Zhenren, and it was set as twelve styles, which was a unique study for this sect. I will pass it on to you today, and you will look at it. ”

Xu Xiaole naturally nodded vigorously.

Li Xiqiang put on a shelf, took a deep breath, and sank into the dantian, really looking like a person with some kung fu.

Xu Xiaole watched carefully, whether it was his posture or breathing, he even wanted to see where the muscles on the master's body were tight and loose.

Li Xiqiang suddenly let out a long breath and relaxed.