Chapter 248: This is a Discipline
If Han Yi's nemesis Pete Zhu hears this, he has to go up to Han Yi Theory Theory, MD, there are so many things that can be plagiarized, and Mao wants to steal Lao Tzu's nickname!
Although Han Yi has made countless appointments in later generations, it is only because he has a good face and spends a lot of money, but if you really want to understand women, he is still not as good as Pete Zhu, after all, Pete Zhu is a very good psychologist, his observation is meticulous, and with a slight movement of a woman, he knows what the other party wants to do, but his personality determines fate, he is not a very decent psychologist, but a very "lively" high-achieving student, so he became an accomplice with Han Yi.
Han Ye is just for the joy of the night, while Pitju is for a sustainable relationship, and there are female friends everywhere in the world.
It is a veritable friend of women.
Of course, Han Yi also stole a lot of lessons from him.
As a man, how can you eat with your face alone, you have to have some means.
But now that Pete Zhu is not here, and the current men are either obscene or gentlemen, Han Yi's character of being both righteous and evil can be called king and hegemon.
There is also a reason why he came up with this nickname, because he knew that it was impossible to make a date, even if the other party was willing, he would not dare, but we could be friends, in fact, it was a hint, or a hint. Obviously, he only now realizes that Pete Ju's path is the right way.
Since they have all shouted this name, it is natural that they cannot disappoint the women.
Han Yi also tried his best, his mouth was like a river, he did not refuse to come, and talked eloquently, but also because Han Yi was from a humble background and looked relatively ordinary. It doesn't cause them to be wary, they just treat Han Yi as a subordinate or a lowly person at first, but the more they go on, the more they regard Han Yi as a confidant, because today's women are too simple. So Han Yi casually tried it, and they inadvertently said what they thought, and Han Yi comforted them according to what they thought in their hearts, which made them hurry up Han Yi knew women too well, and the comfort was just right, and they chatted with these women very well.
Later, there was no one on the loom, and they all surrounded Han Yi. The twitter goes on and on.
Liu E, who was standing in the audience and watching, was envious in her heart, this was the scene she was most looking forward to, however, it happened to Han Yi again, in fact, Han Yi had given her enough time, most of it was her who came forward to entertain, and Han Yi had such a chance to show her face. But just like that, Han Yi became the focus of the audience. Even the loom was robbed of the limelight for him.
This made Liu E wonder what kind of charm Han Yi had that could make these aristocratic women so obsessed.
It's incredible.
But no matter what era a woman is, once they talk, it's like a flood of beasts, and they can't stop at all.
Han Yi originally looked at everyone's chest. It's quite hilarious, but later, it gradually became a little overwhelmed, the key is that she is very thirsty, and there is no one to save her. So he said: "Ladies and gentlemen, the hour is not early, there are still so many people waiting to watch the drama below, or we will talk about it next time, watch the drama first." ”
Speaking of drama, the women remembered the purpose of this trip, and when they saw the women below looking at them blankly, they immediately reacted, and couldn't help blushing, all of them held their heads high, and walked off the stage with thousands of demeanors.
Damn! Finally gone.
Han Yi also breathed a sigh of relief, and saw many women seeing him on the stage who was about to be paralyzed, covered their lips and snickered, hurriedly stood up straight, walked forward with that professional smile, and said: "Okay, today's topic about looms is over, if you are not busy going back, you can enjoy our unique sketch of Fengfeilou and "White Life and Death Love", oh, since you are the first to come back to my Fengfeilou, after the sketch is over, we also prepared lunch for you to express our gratitude." I lost my company first. ”
As he spoke, he bowed his hand slightly, and then walked down the stage, and the red cloth gradually fell.
Applause quietly rang out.
With free theatre and free lunch, there is no better businessman in the world.
Although the lunch of so many people is not a small amount of money, Han Yi knows that these women will bring him more wealth in the future, and it is worth it. Of course, the lunch is not very expensive, it is all rice balls, mixed with some river freshness, although it is not expensive, but it is very exquisite.
The peasant women were about to leave, but when they heard that they had lunch to eat, they immediately stayed back.
"Whew, I haven't exercised for a long time, and it's really a little tiring to deal with so many women at once."
Han Yi came down from the stage, slightly panting.
Suddenly, a fat figure appeared in front of Han Yi, "Brother Han, aren't you exercising every day." ”
Han Yi was startled and said, "I said Xiaopang, why are you like Sister Liu, you don't have a sound when you walk." ”
"It's clearly Brother Xiaoyi, you didn't pay attention."
Meng'er walked over and grinned: "Brother Xiaoyi, I didn't expect you to be so cute to a woman." ”
Unexpectedly? Rely on, and judge people by appearance, no, take people by text. Han Yi said with a grin: "What's the matter, I live with you every day, and you don't like me either, and you have been in love for a long time." ”
Meng'er's face turned red and said, "Brother Xiaoyi, how do you talk to us, there is no serious word." ”
Han Yi smiled and groaned: "You say that, it's because you haven't seen me when I'm not serious." ”
Brother Xiong said, "I've seen it." ”
"You've seen it?"
Han Yi was stunned.
Brother Xiong said: "When we were in Yangzhou, we went to Chiliu Street. ”
Han Yi was shocked, and covered Brother Xiong's mouth with one hand, with a cold light in the corners of his eyes, "Little fatty, I have always thought that you are a very righteous person." ”
Brother Xiong nodded in fright.
Han Yi said: "You can't betray your brother." Got it? ”
Brother Xiong nodded again.
Han Yi slowly let go of his mouth.
Brother Xiong hurriedly expressed his loyalty, and said very seriously: "Brother Han, don't worry, I will never tell anyone that you have been to Chiliu Street to find a courtesan." ”
As soon as these words came out, Brother Xiong himself was shocked, and hurriedly covered his mouth with his hand.
Han Yi almost didn't bite her tongue when she heard it. Your sister is playing me. Seeing the contemptuous gazes around him, he snorted and said: "It is precisely because of that time that I have the idea of opening a green building, and you can get ahead, you should really look at this matter with gratitude." Okay, I'm going to have a cup of tea. Saying so much, my mouth is thirsty. ”
As he spoke, he walked back with his eyes upward.
Before he finished drinking a cup of tea after sitting down, Donghao suddenly walked over and said, "Engong, you are so powerful, why don't you teach me a few tricks." ”
Han Yi was stunned for a moment and said, "What to teach you?" ”
Dongho looked left and right. whispered: "It's how to talk to women." ”
Dog's day, hidden deep enough, I usually don't see it at all, it turns out that his heart is so yin. Han Yi smiled: "Donghao, or I will make you the leading actor, so that many women will like you." ”
A flash of joy flashed in Donghao's eyes, and he said, "Can I do it?" ”
Han Yi said: "100% line, my new drama is completely tailor-made. ”
Dong Hao said: "What a new drama." ”
"A Wei!"
"What is A-Wei?"
Han Yi hooked his fingers.
Donghao hurriedly came over with his ear.
Han Yi said excitedly in his ear.
Dong Hao's face instantly turned the color of pig liver when he heard this. Quickly retracted his head and said with extreme embarrassment: "Engong." You're kidding. ”
"Nope!" Han Yi shook his head and said, "I'm very serious, don't you like it?" ”
Dong Hao said: "I'm going to do something." ”
With that, he quickly left.
Sweat! Don't the people of Fuso love this tune? I really don't understand. Han Yi shook his head.
As soon as Donghao left, Liu E walked over and said with a sneer: "Brother Han, you're tired." ”
As soon as Han Yi saw Liu E's smile, she understood in her heart. He said: "Sister Liu, don't you want to learn a few tricks from me." ”
Liu E was taken aback and said, "Brother Han, you can really guess a woman's heart." ”
You've got that look, I don't know yet. Then it's not that I'm lying to people, it's people who are lying to me. Han Yi smiled: "Just kidding, do you think that the Friends of Women is really blown out by me?" ”
Liu E nodded first, then shook her head violently, and looked at Han Yi with expectant eyes.
Han Yi suddenly said with a straight face: "Sister Liu, in fact, I have been observing the communication between you and them just now, and you made a fatal mistake. Yes, they are our guests, we have to treat them well, but it's just work, it's a work attitude, it's not a need for us to grovel, so the more you grovel to please them, the more they will look down on you, if you want to gain the respect of others, you must first know how to respect yourself, you must have self-confidence, you can try to communicate with them as a friend, but you have to be smart, so that they don't think you offend them, and so that they want to see you as a friend. ”
Liu E frowned when she heard this, pondered for a while, and said in confusion: "Then what am I going to do?" ”
This is too difficult for her, after all, she has been a courtesan for half her life, and when she sees those nobles, she will immediately hide her dignity, how can you tell her to change in a short time.
Of course, Han Yi also understood, and after a little hesitation, he said, "Be a listener." ”
"Listeners?"
Liu E was stunned.
Han Yi said: "Not bad. Don't look at those women just now, they are very beautiful on the surface, but in fact, they have a lot of complaints in their hearts, from the perspective of human nature, they need someone who is willing to listen to them. ”
Liu E said: "Even so, they won't look for me!" ”
Han Yi nodded and said, "You're right, but this requires you to work hard, and the easiest way is for you to complain to them first." You are all women, although the identities are hugely different, but there are still similarities in the end, or you will encounter similar difficulties, if you first say your grievances, it will naturally resonate with them, as long as there is resonance, they can't help but confide in you, at this time, you need to stand on her side, complain with her, whether she says right or wrong, this is the best way to comfort, this is the friendship between women.
If this happens, the other person will see you as a friend. The more you get to know them, the deeper your friendship will become, and in the long run, they will be inseparable from you. This is actually a science. ”
Actually, he was talking about psychology, which he also learned from Pitju, and he saw that Pitju tried and failed, and Pitju famously said that God doesn't complain because he is a man.
Liu E's heart suddenly lit up, because she was also a woman, in fact, when she was in the palace, this phenomenon often happened, but she didn't notice it, and now when she heard Han Yi say this, she suddenly reacted, her eyes bloomed, and said, "I know how to do it?" ”
Han Yi said: "But you have to pay attention, you are not only a woman, but also a businessman, and a businessman must know how to keep his mouth shut, especially as a woman, if you can't rot the secret in your stomach, then you don't try, because it will bring you disaster." ”
"Well, I remember."
Liu E nodded and said.
Han Yi smiled and said, "Then what are you still doing standing here, they must be full of curiosity about the drama, this is your chance." ”
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