Chapter 207: Bathing and Fishing

This kind of dispute, if you directly let Li Rizhi deal with it, then Li Rizhi will really feel tricky, this world does not mean that big and important cases are difficult to solve, in fact, the smaller the dispute, the more difficult it is to solve, the public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable, it is difficult to explain clearly.

Fu Guibao and they also looked at Ji Datong, such a dispute, see how he handles it, unless he wants to use the prestige of the official to order the two old men to get out, it is really difficult to solve, and there is no possibility of satisfying both sides!

Ji Datong was not worried, and said unhurriedly: "Jia Laohan, you want to go to the county government to file a complaint, right?" ”

Jia Laohan hesitated slightly, nodded and said: "If you can't give me an explanation, then I will go to the county government to complain, but I believe that the official will definitely give me an explanation!" ”

Looking at his appearance, he definitely didn't want to offend Ji Datong, after all, such a trivial matter, he had to go to the yamen to complain, so it was unnecessary.

Of course, Peng Ji will not bother them, because this kind of civil dispute county order is not concerned, but by the county lieutenant, in fact, the county lieutenant will not care about such a trivial matter, it is generally the officials under the judicial Cao to take care of it, those officials will think that Jia Laohan is too crooked, and they will also blame Ji Datong for not doing his best, isn't this equivalent to Jia Laohan offending Ji Datong!

There is such a circle of relationships in it, so Jia Laohan may not really sue, but he is just a little more powerful in his mouth!

Keji Datong still said: "Do you think that seeing He Laohan's bare ass hurts your eyes too much, right?" Well, you didn't mean to look at his bare ass, he forced you to look at it, did you? ”

didn't wait for Jia Laohan to answer, but He Laohan shouted: "How can the villain force him to look at my ass, I got into the water first, and I was swimming in the water, and then he came, standing on the shore and scolding me, how could I let him look at me!" ”

Jia Laohan said: "Of course you forced me to watch, I want to fish here, I can't fish with my eyes closed, you are fluttering in the water, I can't do it if I don't want to see it, it's not that you forced me to watch, what else can it be!" ”

He Laohan screamed aggrieved, and Jia Laohan blamed it justifiably, if you listen to the two of them so noisy, it is really not a time to quarrel, and there will be no results!

Ji Datong sank his face, first pointed at He Laohan, and scolded: "This is the release pool, what is the matter with you running here to take a bath, if the whole workshop is like you, they all come here to take a bath, then what will this release pool become!" ”

He Laohan also knew that this was not the place to take a bath, so he hurriedly said: "It's swimming, not bathing!" ”

"Then if the whole fang comes to swim here, what will become of this release pool!" Ji Datong then scolded.

He Laohan had no choice but to shut up, but his face was still very aggrieved, such a big pool in the release pond was put here for nothing, it was too wasteful!

Ji Datong turned his head again and scolded Jia Caihan: "The fish and shrimp in this release pond were all released here by others, but you came to fish, is this like a word, have the fish and shrimp released by others been released into your stomach?" ”

Jia Laohan is quite embarrassed, in fact, there are a lot of people fishing in this release pond, and no one cares, and those who release them will not care, releasing fish and shrimp is a good deed, but the future life of fish and shrimp, then they can't manage it!

Ji Datong said: "This release pond is used for fire prevention, if there is a fire in the workshop, and others come to fetch water to fight the fire, but you are still here to throw the line and delay others to fight the fire?" ”

Jia Laohan thought to himself: "I'm stupid, someone else came to put out the fire, and I'm still fishing here!" ”

However, what Ji Datong said is right, because the release pool is used for fire prevention, but it is too unlucky to call the fire fighting pool, so it is called the release pool!

Li Rizhi was listening, thinking: "This is a fifty board on each side, this matter can be calmed down, but it is only temporary, Jia Laohan will still come here to fish in the future, and He Laohan will still come to take a bath, and the two will still have conflicts!" ”

Fu Guibao and Cheng Zizi pouted, this Ji Datong is in the mud, but the grassroots officials, if they can use the method of mud to solve the problem, then why not use this method, everyone is afraid of trouble!

Ji Datong cleared his throat and said: "Jia Laohan is not allowed to come to fish in the future, this matter is supervised by He Laohan, every time Jia Laohan is found to come to fish, then he will be fined ten cents, this money will be handed over to the public, just give it to me!" ”

Li Rizhi and they looked at Ji Datong together, wouldn't it, this is the money for a pair of cloth shoes?

Jia Laohan felt that his eyes were dark, no, I came to sue He Laohan, but I couldn't come to fish myself, and I had to be fined, isn't this equivalent to He Laohan suing me, and he also won!

He Laohan was overjoyed, he looked at Jia Laohan, haha, great, he can finally restrain Jia Laohan, and he will come to the release pool to take a bath in the future, if Jia Laohan dares to chirp crookedly, then he won't want to come here to fish again in the future!

Ji Datong punished Jia Laohan, and said to He Laohan: "You came here to swim, and you have a bare buttocks, it is really immoral, who are you trying to seduce with your old ass, if you come here to swim bare-ass in the future, then every time you are caught, you will be fined ten cents, this money will be confiscated, and it will be handed over to me, and Jia Laohan will fine you with this money, and he will supervise you!" ”

He Laohan couldn't laugh all of a sudden, if he came to take a bath every time, he would be fined ten cents, which was almost the same as going to the bathhouse to take a bath, so why bother to come here, and look at Jia Laohan's stinky face!

Jia Laohan was happy again at this time, okay, this shows that it is not He Laohan who can punish himself, and he can also punish him!

Li Rizhi and they were all dumbfounded when they heard it, it was ten times again, and it was the money for a pair of cloth shoes!

Ji Datong looked at Jia Laohan again and said, "You have seen He Laohan bare-bottomed in the pool before, right, how many times have you been there?" ”

Jia Laohan turned his heart and said, "At least a thousand times!" ”

He Laohan was furious and shouted: "Fart, what thousands of times, why don't you say that there are tens of thousands of times!" ”

Jia Laohan nodded and said, "Ji Chaguan, you also heard it, he himself has admitted that he has been tens of thousands of times, so let's punish him according to tens of thousands of times!" ”

He Laozhi snorted, his old eyes widened, and he had the idea of fighting with Jia Laohan, and his fists had already shown out.

Li Rizhi frowned, and thought: "This is something that can't find evidence, and it is impossible to find out the specific number of times, so you can only roughly estimate a number, but no matter how much this number is, there will definitely be one party who is dissatisfied, unless it is balanced by the number of times Jia Laohan fishes, when the number of baths and the number of fishing reaches a balance, this problem can be solved, however, this is still a solution that belongs to the solution of playing fifty boards on both sides and paying money on both sides!" ”

Fu Guibao and Cheng Zizai, and even Chen Yingying also heard the meaning of Ji Datong, that is, both sides are at fault, and both sides will be punished, and it is estimated that the next step is that the money fined on both sides will be confiscated, that is, it will be handed over to him!

No wonder the common people don't want to see the officials, they don't want to fight lawsuits, even if the officials are as clear as water, how can they be as smooth as oil, the officials use this method to eat the plaintiff and eat the defendant, anyway, no matter who it is, as long as they dare to see the official, the small lawsuit will make do, and the big lawsuit can definitely make people bankrupt!

Not to mention the lawsuit, even if it is such a small dispute, let Ji Datong stir it up, then it is estimated that he will have to pay for several pairs of shoes today, whether it is Jia Laohan or He Laohan, neither of them can think of getting a good go!

Li Rizhi was disappointed in his heart, to learn how to be an official, is this to learn this, to learn how to become a slippery official like Ji Datong?

However, some things are not as they appear on the surface, at least until they are over, there will be some changes!

Ji Da Channel: "How many times, don't care if it's thousands or tens of thousands, no one can say this anyway, but this time it can be said clearly, you come to fish, you come to bathe, well, you come to swim, it's a bare ass anyway, right?" ”

He Laohan and Jia Laohan both regretted a little at this time, it seems that both of them will be punished this time, at least ten cents each, this will not be able to run away!

However, this time, Ji Datong did not play another fifty boards, but said: "Jia Laohan, you came to this errand official because you saw the old ass surnamed He, and felt that his old ass was too ugly and hurt your eyes, right?" ”

Things have evolved to this, and there is no way to say that it is wrong, Jia Laohan had no choice but to nod, He Laohan's old ass is really ugly, it really hurts his eyes, but He Laohan cried and said with a sad face: "His old ass surnamed Jia is not necessarily very good-looking, and if you look at it, you will be disgusted for half a year!" ”

Ji Datong nodded and said, "Yes, therefore, the punishment that this official wants to punish you for fluttering in the release pool with your bare butt is to make Jia Laohan take off his pants and use his old ass to disgust you, only in this way can Jia Laohan take revenge on your old ass!" ”

This verdict came suddenly, not only the two old men were stunned, but Li Rizhi and they were all stupid, how could this be the case, let Jia Laohan use his old ass to punish He Laohan's eyes?

This, I'm afraid it can't really be implemented, let Jia Laohan take off his pants now, and then He Laohan will enjoy his old ass, this scene may hurt not only He Laohan's eyes, after watching this scene, I'm afraid they will have to afford the eye of the needle in the future!

Jia Laohan immediately shook his head and said, "Villain, the villain doesn't want to punish him, let's spare the surname He this time!" ”

Ji Datong's face was straight, and he said: "You pulled He Laohan to see the official, it is equivalent to reporting this dispute to the official, you are because you looked at He Laohan's ass and had discomfort in your eyes, so this dispute started, so let you punish him with your old ass, but you don't agree, it means that you don't report to the official, isn't it?" ”

Jia Laohan nodded hurriedly and said: "Yes, yes, the villain doesn't report to the official, just assume that this incident didn't happen, and ask for forgiveness from the auspicious official, just treat the villain as if he is full, and have nothing to do!" ”

He Laohan breathed a sigh of relief, he didn't want to see Jia Laohan's ass, it was really nothing to look at!

Ji Datong nodded and said: "Then this matter is solved, you all go back, if Jia Laohan fishes in the future, He Laohan will punish him, and the money will be confiscated to me, if He Laohan is bare in the pool again, then Jia Laohan will punish him, the same is the money confiscated to me, understand?" ”

The two old men were depressed, and they all made it clear, Ji Datong let the two of them go, and they left honestly, and there was no excitement to quarrel again!

Li Rizhi stepped forward and said, "Ji Chaguan, I thought you had to ask at least the two of them, each of whom gave you money for a pair of cloth shoes!" ”

Ji Datong said with a smile: "The payment is voluntary, that is friendship, the fine is the public money, and it is to be handed over to the yamen, not the shoe money!" ”

Chen Yingying, who had been silently speaking, suddenly said: "Ji Chaguan, you can't deal with it like this, because the two of them will still come to fish and bathe in the future, but the time may be staggered and will not be seen by the other party!" ”

Li Rizhi smiled and said: "Actually, even if the two of them see each other in the future, it doesn't matter, they won't quarrel anymore, at most, they can't see each other, that is!" ”