Chapter 206: Minor Disputes

Li Rizhi is the most surprised among everyone, his uncle is the commander of Xingyang County, of course he has seen a lot of daily affairs of county orders, and he has also seen a lot of daily affairs of the clerks in the yamen, but for dealing with disputes between the people, and it also involves talking in dreams, he couldn't think of it before!

He glanced at the pair of men and women in the pavilion, the man was still Wenxiu, a little thin, but the woman was very stout, with a waist circumference of more than three feet, and a round face.

Li Rizhi turned his head and whispered to Fu Guibao and them: "In the laws of the Tang Dynasty, is there a clause prohibiting talking in dreams?" I can't remember! ”

Fu Guibao and Cheng Zi shook their heads together, even Li Rizhi didn't know the law, of course they didn't know it even more, Chen Yingying tried to recall, but obviously she couldn't recall the relevant law.

At this time, Ji Datong had already walked into the pavilion and said, "What kind of dream words, you can tell me and listen to it!" ”

The man cried with a sad face, and said: "In order to support my family, I have always done some small business, making fresh melons and fruits from other places, returning to Chang'an to sell, and leaving home for only three or five days at a time, never ......staying in other places for a long time."

Ji Datong said with a smile: "What kind of foreign land, it will only take three or five days for you to go out of the city and into the city, how far you can go, you will be in the suburbs of Beijing!" ”

"Okay, even if it's a trip to the outskirts of Beijing!" The man sighed and said, "This time when I came back, when I went to bed at night, I heard this plague mother-in-law talking in her dreams, and she actually said, my man is back, you should run away quickly!" ”

Speaking of which, the man almost cried, it seemed that he was very angry, pointing at the mother-in-law, and he had a posture of poking his wife's eyes with his fingers, his wife was very scared, cowering, and wanted to cry and want to escape, but she didn't dare to escape, but she didn't defend herself, it is estimated that what this man said was the truth!

When this man said this, Li Rizhi instantly understood that this was not a dispute in which a wife talked in her sleep at night and affected her husband's sleep, but a dispute between a woman looking for a wild man, and this kind of dispute could not be explained clearly in a word.

Ji Datong sighed and said, "And then? ”

The man said: "Then, I didn't sleep all night, and I came here at dawn, Ji Chaguan, you have to be the master for me, I will remember this sentence as soon as I sleep in the future, and I will definitely have nightmares all the time!" ”

When Li Rizhi heard this, he immediately understood, this man knew that his wife was looking for a wild man, but he was reluctant to divorce his wife, looking at him, it seemed that he was reluctant to even beat his wife, but he felt that his wife did not abide by women's morals, he suffered a lot, he had no face, if he didn't say it, it was estimated that he would have to suffocate to death!

However, from another point of view, this man is impulsive today, and after today, maybe he will regret it tomorrow, thinking that the ugliness of the family should not be publicized, and he should not tell his wife about finding a wild man, because it will make him even more unable to meet people in the future!

Li Rizhi looked at Ji Datong and wanted to see how this "capable official" would deal with this dispute, it is difficult for a clean official to decide family affairs, so what about a greedy official, is it also difficult to decide? Anyway, it doesn't matter if it's good or not, because it's all someone else's housework!

After listening to the man's words, Ji Datong sighed and said, "Do you think this sentence you heard is terrible and will make you have nightmares in the future?" ”

The man hurriedly said: "It's all about this, if it's not terrible, then what must be terrible?" I'm going to hate this plague mother-in-law to death! He angrily pointed at his wife, who quickly made a frightened gesture again!

Ji Da Channel: "I've heard more terrible things than this, wrong, it's not that I've heard it, it's a friend of mine who has also heard it, but I don't have nightmares, what's the big deal!" ”

The man wondered: "What are the words that are more terrible than this?" ”

Li Rizhi also frowned, could it be said that he murdered his husband?

Ji Da Channel: "My man is back, you guys, run away!" After saying that, he looked at the sky with his eyes and couldn't help but sigh.

The man sighed, his eyes widened, and he said to Ji Datong: "I really didn't expect it, Ji Chaguan, you are even more unlucky than me!" ”

"It's a friend of mine!"

"Yes, yes, it's a friend of yours, even more unlucky than me!"

This man instantly felt a little better in his heart, I really couldn't see it, the Jicha official looked like a thick eyebrow and big eyes, but his mother-in-law was so unruly, it was, it was, it was just what was appalling, that idiom meant this!

The man asked again: "So, Ji Chaguan, how did that friend of yours deal with this matter, it is impossible to just get angry and act as if this incident never happened, right?" ”

Ji Da Channel: "In order to sleep well in the future and not have nightmares, so every night, he puts a cloth next to his feet, which is his foot cloth, if his wife talks again at night, he will use this cloth to block his wife's mouth, so that his wife may not speak, it will be very quiet, and he can sleep with peace of mind!" ”

After hearing this, the man's mouth opened wide for a long time before he nodded and said, "I see, this is a good idea, as long as you use a cloth, well, and cover his wife's mouth with a footcloth, then there will be no problem, and you can sleep in peace!" ”

He nodded thoughtfully and looked at his own wife, who seemed to think of the smell of the footcloth, and had a disgusting expression on her face!

Li Rizhi thought to himself: "What kind of solution is this, gagging with a footcloth can't solve the actual problem, only the problem of sleeping!" ”

However, this man obviously only wants a way to solve the problem of sleeping, as for his wife's behavior, what kind of thoughts he has in his heart, I don't know, but for this method, he is very satisfied, and even thanked Ji Datong and drove his wife home.

Li Rizhi waited for them to leave, and then asked: "Ji Chaguan, the method you just said does not treat the symptoms or the root cause, and it will not make his wife abide by the way of women in the future!" ”

Ji Datong said with a smile: "Brother Li said a good joke, if he can't bear it, he will divorce his wife directly, if he wants to cure the symptoms and cure the root cause, if he is reluctant, everything will be treated in vain!" ”

Li Rizhi was speechless for a moment, he thought about it, it seems that Ji Datong has a point, if that man knows that his wife does not abide by women's morals, but he is still reluctant to divorce his wife, then everything is in vain!

At this time, there were two more people pulling and pulling, but they were two old men, these two old men were not young, they looked like they were in their seventies, seventy years old was an ancient rarity, and they were definitely long-lived people in the Tang Dynasty, especially these two were very strong, which was even more rare!

Li Rizhi thought to himself: "These two old men are so old, they will quarrel, it is estimated that it should be caused by playing chess, even if they are good friends, if they play chess, they will quarrel, and the appearance of these two old men, isn't it very similar!" ”

He turned his head to look at Fu Guibao and them, and whispered, "Can you guess why they quarreled?" ”

Fu Guibao said: "Playing chess, or because of the conceptual debate, the hundreds of schools of thought or something?" ”

Cheng Zizi said: "It's definitely not because of women!" ”

Li Rizhi agrees with Cheng Zizi's statement, it is definitely not because of women!

Chen Yingying said: "No! ”

"What's not?" Li Rizhi said.

"It's just that in our Datang law, there is no such thing as managing people to talk in their dreams!" Chen Yingying was still thinking about what happened just now.

While speaking, two old men were about to enter the pavilion, and one of the old men faced Ji Da Channel: "Ji Chaguan, I have arrested this guy again, this time Ji Chaguan, you must give me an explanation, otherwise I will go to the Yamen, beat the drum and sound the grievances, and let the county give me an explanation!" ”

Obviously, the contradiction between these two old men has been going on for a long time, otherwise they would not have said such things!

Ji Datong sighed and said, "Why are you two again, Jia Laohan, He Laohan, look at how old you both are, a little thing, there is no end!" ”

It was Jia Laohan who arrested people, and He Laohan was arrested, the expressions of the two old men were completely different, He Laohan's face was full of grievances, and he said: "Little Lao'er, I am very willing to stop here, but he is very annoying, I am very annoyed with him, he always pesters me, and I am the one who wants to go to the yamen to beat the drum and voice the grievances!" ”

Listening to the way the three of them talked, it seems that there is no need to say anything about the dispute, anyway, if a dispute drags on for too long and can never be resolved, then everyone will forget how this kind of dispute happened in the first place.

Li Rizhi couldn't help but ask: "What kind of dispute is it, can you tell me about it?" Whether it's playing chess, learning, or even the views of hundreds of schools, there must always be a reason! ”

Ji Datong and the two old men looked at him together, and they all showed surprised expressions!

Jia Laohan said: "What's so troublesome, I mean, this bastard surnamed He always likes to strip naked in the morning and take a bath in this release pool, and I like fishing, so I can't fish, and looking at his bare and old stinky ass, it really hurts my eyes!" ”

He Laohan shouted: "How can I take a bath, I am swimming, do you know what swimming is?" How can anyone swim in clothes, every time I swim, you come to peek, and pretend to say that it is fishing, you stinky and shameless, I won't let you see it, you will arrest me and report to the official! ”

Li Rizhi was taken aback, no, it was because of this quarrel, he looked at He Laohan, he couldn't see it, this He Laohan actually had such a hobby!

He looked at Jia Laohan again, maybe he didn't really come to fish, but to peek? Because He Laohan didn't let him see it, he was in a hurry?

Fu Guibao and Cheng Zizi were also dumbfounded, but Chen Yingying looked He Laohan up and down carefully, then shook his head, pursed his lips, and made a disdainful appearance.

Even, Chen Yingying whispered: "It's so old, it's really embarrassing, what is there to show!" ”

Fortunately, her voice was too small for He Laohan to hear, otherwise she would have to vomit blood!

Li Rizhi looked at Ji Datong, this can't be regarded as a case, if you have to go to the case, then it can only be said to be a weathering case, but the weathering case can only be counted if you make an unruly move or something in a place where there are many people.

If it's just in the morning, when there is no one at the release pool, it doesn't seem to be a big sin, but in the countryside outside the city, this kind of thing is normal, and no one can say that it is immoral.

It's just that in the city, because of the lack of water, there is at most such a release pond in a fang, there is no other big lake, pond or anything, Qujiang Pond is far away from here, it is impossible to take a bath and run there, so it is really troublesome for people to take a bath.

Li Rizhi looked at Ji Datong and wanted to see how he dealt with it, this matter can't be put on the table, but if you have to make trouble, it will be very troublesome, after all, this matter is not good to say, and the old man He with a bare ass is still so old, maybe the children and grandchildren are full, if it is big, the faces of the children and grandchildren will be ugly, this is not a matter of one person!