Sun Quan, Lu Xun and the others looked at the worried Yuan Tan and laughed.

"Looks like we're going down in history, ......." Lu Xun had a toothache after he finished snorting.

"What does it mean to go down in history, it has already gone down in history." Sun Quan was very happy.

It is really gratifying to see the first thief of the Han Dynasty eating deflated.

For example, today's princes have promoted Yuan Tan to the level of the former First National Thief King Mang.

After all, Wang Mang still has to hide his thoughts as an emperor, and Yuan Tan is that his subordinates talk about him as an emperor all day long.

Everyone wants to be the same, why is he the only one who is so good?

"Where did you hide your shoes?" Zhou Yu couldn't help but ask.

Sun Quan glanced at them, but still said, "It's hidden in the maid's skirt." ”

！！！

Zhou Yu was immediately impressed by Sun Quan and them, although it was not military, but it was poisonous enough.

Less.

Sun Ce and the others almost knew the news, and when they heard that it was Lu Xun's idea, they secretly gave a thumbs up, which came from the fact that they didn't want to see Yuan Tan marry Sun Shangxiang.

When Yuan Tan saw this situation, it seemed that it should be Lu Xun's idea, this guy used the wisdom of burning the company camp here.

Zhou Yu said to Sun Ce: "Lu Xun's idea is still good, why not be so ...... like this, double insurance." ”

So Sun Ce sent someone to prepare to go.

Immediately, the third brother Sun Yi's daughter-in-law, Xu, came in and took Sun Shangxiang away.

Yuan Tan chuckled in his heart, the current problem has not been solved, and he still has to create a problem for himself.

It seems that marrying Sun Shangxiang is more difficult than fighting, but he likes to do these difficult things the most.

"Prime Minister, are you still looking for it? Or did you retreat in the face of difficulties? Zhou Yu saw Yuan Tan standing there without moving, and said.

Yuan Tan looked at these people who were waiting to see him make a fool of himself, how could he fail to find shoes for the first time?

What's more, he still knows where the shoes are, but the place is too fucked up, so he has to use an extraordinary means to entertain him.

So Yuan Tan stretched out his finger and dotted it, "What are you maids doing standing against the wall?" Do you want to hide, let me stand here in a row. ”

The maids had to twist their waists and stand over, and Zhou Yu had no reason to stop them.

Between actions, the maid Xiaobi took the opportunity to say; "Prime Minister, the shoes are in my skirt, but they threatened me not to let me take them out."

The maids are all looking at Yuan Tan with a look on my face.

Yuan Tan's heart warmed when he heard this, it seemed that he was not alone, and the maids were all on his side.

The maids stood in a row, and when Yuan Tan came to the back, he blocked Zhou Yu's view.

Zhou Yu and the others glanced at each other.

"It's impossible to know where the shoes are hidden when Yuan Tan is killed."

"Even if he knows where to hide, how can he take it?"

So everyone is an old god, watching how Yuan Tan ends.

"There are rats!"

Yuan Tan suddenly shouted.

Got mice? Zhou Yu and the others didn't care, who doesn't have a mouse yet, what is a big man shouting about?

Got mice? The maids and Xiaobi looked at each other, and suddenly felt that they had neglected their duties.

Where are the rats?

The maids are still looking around.

Yuan Tan was dumbfounded when he saw this situation, "Sisters, you should be in a mess if there are mice, why is there no movement at all?" Are you still girls? ”

In fact, you can't blame Xiaobi for this, you must know that although they are maids, they are also female soldiers, how can they be afraid of mice.

However, Yuan Tan's words reminded Xiaobi of them.

Xiaobi shouted first, "There are mice, I'm so scared!" ”

The other maids also became witty, and they became a mess in the screams, and hugged Yuan Tan one after another.

Suddenly, Yuan Tan's body was full of fat and thin.

Sun Ce and they were dumbfounded, are you maids nervously delayed? It's been a long time since you knew the screaming?

In addition, what are you all going to do to hug Yuan Tan, there are a lot of people on our side.

The maids surrounded Xiaobi and Yuan Tan.

"Prime Minister, it's not good, it's too strong, I can't untie it!"

"I'm coming!" Yuan Tan had to take action personally.

When Xiaobi was weak, Yuan Tan finally took out her shoes.

Xiaobi cried with a face, "Prime Minister, am I considered a loss?" ”

“……。” Yuan Tan. "Barely count......."

"The prime minister can't abandon us!" The maids took the opportunity to say one after another.

Yuan Tan Zhengse said: "Don't worry, you support the prime minister so much, how can the prime minister abandon you, when I left with Xiangxiang, I even served you in a pot." ”

Only then did the maids rejoice.

When the maids dispersed, Yuan Tan walked out with a smile on his shoes, looked at Sun Ce and the others, and thought that there was a traitor in his own right, and he couldn't catch you.

Sun Ce's face was not good, thinking of the delayed reaction of the maids just now, it was obvious that these maids had defected to the enemy.

Surrender to the enemy!

Zhou Yu looked at Lu Xun.

It seems that although the method of the fourth generation of Governor Lu Xun seems to be feasible, it is unfortunate at the moment.

Lu Xun has a toothache.

But fortunately, most of the governors are elegant and have a back hand.

At this moment, the Metropolitan Governor looked at Yuan Tan elegantly and said, "The prime minister is really a good means, even so, the eldest lady has been waiting in the courtyard for a long time, please move." ”

…………

In the yard.

At this moment, in the sunshine, there are already a hundred brides with red cloth on their heads and dressed in full costumes.

Jiangdong civil and military people talked a lot.

"This plan of the Grand Governor is good."

"It's much stronger than Lu Xun's."

"How can these 100 people choose the eldest lady."

"It looks like Prime Minister Yuan is going to go back empty-handed."

"The wedding is about to be ruined, but why am I still so happy in my heart?"

This is the routine that Zhou Yu added.

If Yuan Tan is not selected among these 100 people, he will not want to marry Sun Shangxiang.

And Sun Ce actually didn't want to marry his sister to Yuan Tan.

And Wu Guotai didn't want to marry his daughter to the enemy.

came to the guests, and 99% of the people didn't want Yuan Tan to take Sun Shangxiang away.

Pang Degong walked out angrily at this moment, "Zhou Gongjin, how can there be such folk customs here in Wu County?" It's not like I haven't been to a wedding, I haven't married like this at all. ”

Zhou Yu didn't care, and bowed, "Senior, this is a popular folk custom in Wu County recently. ”

Pang Degong covered his chest and looked at Yuan Tan, Prime Minister, this guy is shameless, I can't help you.

Zhou Yu looked at Yuan Tan at this moment and took out a stick of incense, "Prime Minister, a stick of incense is ...... Get...... Time....... ”

Everyone was surprised to see Yuan Tan striding up to a group of brides, and took out a bride from them.

The crowd was even more amazed.

This guy is too good at pretending, isn't he?

"Prime Minister, I have to say that you are too hasty."

"It looks like the wedding can end early."

"Please Prime Minister Yuan return to the north as soon as possible, and don't come to disturb our Jiangdong."

Just when everyone was sneering.

The bride lifted the red hijab, it was really Sun Shangxiang.

Sun Shangxiang threw herself into Yuan Tan's arms and smiled happily. After all, the husband thinks that he is so accurate, and the daughter-in-law is not happy?

Damn, he's hit.

Everyone was stunned.

You must know that after the disruption, even Zhou Yu doesn't know which one it is, how could he choose it?

One percent of the probability can be won, true or false.

"Prime Minister, how did you choose?" Someone couldn't help but ask.

Yuan Tan hugged her daughter-in-law tightly and said, "This is the power of love." ”

Sun Shangxiang is even happier.

But everyone was dumbfounded.

Damn. Sun Ce grabbed their hair violently, and I have to say that he pretended to succeed again.

Sun Shangxiang asked in a low voice, "Husband, how did you find me?" ”

Yuan Tan Zhengse said: "Ben Fujun will know as soon as he looks at your mountain. ”

Suddenly, Yuan Tan felt a small hand twisting his lower back, but he was also used to being twisted, and his expression was as usual.

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 8

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 9

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 7

Bite! Congratulations to the host for triggering the lotto draw, will the draw be held immediately?

Yuan Tan is happy in his heart, without the help of these dependents, how can he pretend to be forced?

It even triggered the big lotto draw.

"Smoke it now!"

Bite! Congratulations to the host for getting two kicks and one.

The second kick, that is, the double firecracker, is a traditional folk product, often used in festivals, weddings and many other occasions.

It is based on the principle of the reaction force caused by the impact force on the ground when the gunpowder at the bottom explodes.

The second kicking paper tube is divided into two layers to place gunpowder: the function of the lower layer of gunpowder is to send firecrackers into the sky, and the upper layer of gunpowder bursts in the air after 10~20 meters in the air.

"Damn, I actually pumped a two-kick! Hairy? system, you give it to Lao Tzu and I'll come out, you can just talk about it, right? ”

Yuan Tan was simply speechless to the system, and he could really pull out anything.

However, this is the world's first two-kicker, which looks very collectible, so it will be put away first.