Chapter 447: Treating the Fourth Governor Lu Xun
The wedding banquet of Yuan Tan and Sun Shangxiang can be called the first banquet in Jiangdong.
The scale of nearly 1,000 people brings together celebrities from all walks of life in the south of the Yangtze River.
Since it was a single seat, there was no hall that could fit on such a scale, so it had to be moved into the garden.
Drinking and having fun under the tree in front of the flowers, talking and laughing, there is no white ding, it is really beautiful.
The seats for the feast are in the shape of a pyramid.
On the spire are Yuan, Tan, Sun Ce, Zhou Yu, Zhang Zhao and other big people, and the bottom of the tower is even more numerous.
"Brother-in-law, it's done."
At this moment, Sun Ce raised a bowl of wine again and said solemnly.
"Uncle, it's done." Yuan Tan Zhengse raised the bowl and said.
As Yuan Tan drank it all quietly, Sun Ce's face was full of pain. He's too good at drinking, isn't it, if he drinks so much in one go, why should he have a little painful expression, right?
"Do it again!" Sun Ce's face turned red and said solemnly.
"Yes." Yuan Tan's face remained unchanged.
Zhou Yu and the others looked at each other, obviously Wu Hou wanted to drink and lie down Yuan Tan.
Wu Hou's amount of alcohol is well known, and he can drink more than Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, and it is not a problem to drink Yuan Tan.
So Zhou Yu and the others clenched their fists to secretly cheer for Sun Ce, since they couldn't defeat Yuan Tan in other aspects, it was also a good choice to drink him.
Less.
"Do it again!" Sun Ce stood up and staggered, thinking to himself that I didn't believe that I couldn't drink him!
You must know that Sun Ce is the most drinkable in Jiangdong, but I didn't expect that some people can't drink Yuan Tan, and he is also anxious at the moment, and he can't lose this person.
"No problem." Yuan Tan did it first as a respect. You must know that he is a person with a thousand cups of not drunk skills, and it doesn't matter how much he drinks.
But Sun Ce can't.
Bang dang~.
Sun Ce sat down.
Sun Ce is a tenacious person in the end, although he is drunk, he has not fainted, but it seems that although he can open his eyes, he can't move.
Zhou Yu and the others were taken aback, originally it was a shame for Yuan Tan to drink too much, but they didn't expect Sun Ce to fall.
Yuan Tan bowed to Sun Ce with an admiring expression, "Wu Hou accompanied the wine until he was in a trance, he is really a righteous person." ”
Zhou Yu and the others suddenly shuddered.
"Come, let's make a bowl for Wu Hou." Yuan Tan raised the wine bowl and said.
Zhang Zhao hurriedly waved his hand, and said in his heart that we can just drink it in a small cup, and if we use a bowl, the bowl will fall.
At this time.
Yuan Tan saw that in the middle of the banquet, a person stood up with his face covered, and left the table in great pain as if he had been beaten by someone.
But after walking a few steps, he squatted down.
"Who is this?" It immediately attracted the attention of the guests.
"I know this kid, this is Lu Xun, the grandson of the Lu family."
The guests immediately discussed it, and immediately felt that the Lu family, as one of the four major families, was rude for the grandson to say this.
The governor of Dadu was elegant, and when he saw this situation, he asked people to hurry up and stay there.
Yuan Tan spoke at this time, "Wait." ”
He walked over under the bewildered gaze of everyone, "What's the situation with you?" ”
Yuan Tan asked, in the end, the young man in front of him was the fourth-generation governor of Eastern Wu, the big man who burned Liu Bei's 700,000 allied army, and the one who made trouble in the cave room before was still charging ahead. Such a character, Yuan Tan wants to 'care' about it.
"Toothache, no matter how much medicine I take, I can't get better." Lu Xun covered his left cheek and had to tell the truth.
Yuan Tan used the skill of not getting drunk to relieve the drink, and he got up: "If you don't get better after taking any medicine, you have to pull it off." ”
Can you still unplug it?
The guests' eyes widened, they had never heard of such a treatment. But looking at everyone's slightly alcoholic expressions, they are all happy to see it.
Yuan Tan didn't care whether Lu Xun agreed or not, and immediately said, "Where is the attendant?" Go and bring me the tongs with which the blacksmith holds the ingot. ”
Less.
The attendant arrived with twenty pounds of iron tongs.
It's a big iron pliers, and the arms are long, not to mention the teeth, and it's no problem to clamp the skull.
~, when everyone saw such a big head of iron tongs, they must have been blindfolded at that time.
"This ...... Will this work? Lu Xun was sweating profusely, and he trembled at the sight of the iron tongs, and he didn't know whether it was pain or fright.
"There are no two words here." Yuan Tan was faint and said: "Seeing that you are suffering from toothache, if you don't believe it, forget it." After Yuan Tan finished speaking, he put the iron tongs on his shoulders and was about to leave.
The fourth-generation governor was really plagued by a toothache, and he thought that he was in a hurry to go to the doctor, "Don't go, Prime Minister, I'm ...... I'm cured! ”
Not~
Everyone exuded a cry of surprise, after all, such a big pair of pliers was really unbearable.
Under the incredulous gaze of everyone, Lu Xun opened his mouth.
Yuan Tan's big pincers spirit snake came out of the hole and reached into the mouth of the fourth generation of the Grand Governor.
"Caught in it?"
"Clamped!" Lu Xun nodded hurriedly.
"Are you ready?" Yuan Tan asked again.
"Ready." Lu Xun was covered with cold sweat, covering the head of the pliers in front of his mouth,
"Walk you!" Yuan Tan tugged and took a step back.
Lu Xun followed and took a step forward, obviously this was quite strong.
However, it was not dragged down.
If it doesn't work, try again.
"Walk you!" Yuan Tan tugged again.
Still haven't come down.
Yuan Tan stabbed Lu Xun in the mouth with a big plier in his hand, and said dissatisfiedly: "What are you doing with me?" It's hard to leverage your words. ”
Lu Xun was about to cry, "Can I not follow you?" ”
The Jiangdong Gate Lords exclaimed again and again, and suddenly felt that they were not afraid of killing pigs and sheep on weekdays, but how could they see that the tooth extraction was chilling?
Yuan Tan saw everyone's questioning expressions, and he didn't leave his hand anymore, and used all his strength, "Go you!" ”
The power of rotation is also used.
Click~
It's down!
Yuan Tan didn't care about Lu Xun, who was full of blood, took Lu Xun's teeth, and said to everyone: "See, it's that simple." ”
After the guests were shocked, there was thunderous applause in the venue, it turned out that toothache can be treated like this, today is really a special insight.
Lu Xun rinsed his mouth with wine, although it hurts, but the long pain is better than the short pain, the teeth that have been harassing him for a long time finally came down, and he had to be impressed by Yuan Tan's method, and thanked: "Thank you, Prime Minister." ”
"You're welcome, it's my duty to heal the sick and save people." Yuan Tan waved his hand indifferently with the iron tongs, which was completely the image of a master.
Not at all proud to be the originator of dentistry.
It is also an honor to be able to pull out the teeth of the four generations of governors who burned Liu Bei's 700,000 army joint camp.
The Jiangdong Gate Lords also had to applaud again, and they could treat a single person and help the world at the same time.
What is power.
That's it.
Lu Xun suddenly touched his cheeks, and gradually came to life, "Oh, hey? No, Prime Minister! ”
Yuan Tan raised his eyebrows and looked over, "What's wrong?" ”
"Which tooth did you pull out?" Lu Xun hurriedly asked.
"The one down there." Yuan Tan was puzzled.
"That one on top of me hurts, you pulled it out wrong!" Lu Xun was about to cry.
The guests were shocked, lying in the groove, pulling out a mouth full of blood, and even pulling out the wrong one? Who can stand this!