In the face of Dou Zhenhai's questioning, these figurines laughed.

The leading clay figurines said, "Our Empress Huiwen is a strange woman, in addition to serving the first king in his life, he also gave birth to several children with the king of Yiqu, and before he died, there was a girl chirping Wei Choufu as a male pet." The old queen mother felt that she had done a lot of ridiculous things in her life, so she was unwilling to be buried with the emperor after her death. My Wang specially ordered us to bury the body of the old queen mother in this Chu land, she is from Chu, this is called falling leaves to return to the roots! ”

Dou Zhenhai looked at what they said that they had noses and eyes, it shouldn't seem like a lie, "No, you will be buried directly with the old queen mother after burying it?" Don't hesitate at all? ”

The lead clay figurine said, "Hesitation? Why hesitate? Being able to bury the old queen mother is an ancestral virtue, and it is an infinite glory. Besides, my king gave us a lot of rewards before sending us on the road, which is enough for our children and grandchildren to have no worries for a lifetime, so why hesitate! ”

Dou Zhenhai shook his head, "But your lives are gone!" Is it really worth it? ”

The leader suddenly touched his neck and grabbed his hand. "Yes, I'm all buried, why can I still move?" The clay figurines looked carefully at where they were, and asked suspiciously, "Isn't this the tomb of the old queen mother?" Where are we? Hades? ”

Dou Zhenhai didn't know how to explain to these people, it was too unbelievable. "I got here by accident, too! I left first. Dou Zhenhai moved to the side of the earth gate and tried to turn the handle of the earth gate, but the handle could not be twisted at all.

The figurines saw that Dou Zhenhai was about to escape, and they all walked over, "Hmph, you are so flustered, are you a tomb robber?" Do you want to steal all the funeral goods of the old lady? ”

Dou Zhenhai shook his head desperately.

Several clay figurines grabbed his body and threw him in the air and then fell heavily to the ground, where could Dou Zhenhai withstand such a toss, kneeling on the ground and desperately begging for mercy, "Brothers of Daqin, we have no grudges in the past and no hatred in the near future, this is all a misunderstanding!" Misunderstand! ”

"It can't be a misunderstanding, you said that you are a monk, and the monks all know the gossip of the five elements, and you have the ability to find the ancient tomb of the old queen mother. We are commanded to watch over his old man's house, and not to be violated by anyone. The leading clay figurine raised its foot and was about to step on Dou Zhenhai's head.

"I'm not the way, I'm not the way, I'm talking about cross talk." Dou Zhenhai lay on the ground and waved his hand repeatedly.

The leading clay figurine stopped, and he looked at the person next to him, "What is cross talk?" ”

The other figurines shook their heads.

Cross talk appeared in modern times, where do you know these figurines. Dou Zhenhai explained, "It's just for making people laugh." ”

The leading clay figurine put down his feet, "Ao, it turns out that you are a superior person!" ”

"Ang, Youren? What is Eujin? "Dou Zhenhai has never heard the word "excellent".

Several clay figurines leaned into the ear of the leader clay figurines and said, "General, this guy is very cunning, I don't think he is a good person!" Otherwise, we'll test him! ”

The leading clay figurine nodded and asked, "Youren is specially used for the amusement of our king." Since you are a good person, a few of our brothers are also enjoying it today, you can dance for us! ”

Dou Zhenhai got up and patted the soil on his body, "We say that cross talk doesn't dance." We pay attention to talking and singing! ”

"Let's learn to sing, well, then you sing one for us, we are soldiers, and we want to listen to majestic and majestic songs. It turns out that when I was on an errand in the palace, I listened to those court songs and dances, and I didn't have any energy at all! The lead clay figurines said.

Dou Zhenhai has studied opera in a Peking Opera team for two years, but he has always been a trickster, although he can howl two sentences, but he has never officially sung on stage. These buns have never heard of Peking Opera anyway, so if they can't use this Peking Opera to fool them! Dou Zhenhai clenched his fists and arched his hand, "Since everyone wants to see my performance, then Dou will show his hand today." I will sing to you an excerpt from "Shilang Visits His Mother" in the Ga tune of Peking Opera, and there is a song called Xiaofan here. ”

"Wait!" The leading figurines waved their hands! "What's the tune? What Shiro visits his mother? What's Xiaofan again? ”

After all, everyone's era is two thousand years apart, how can these things and figurines understand what they mean? Dou Zhenhai had no choice but to explain them one by one. "Ga tune is a kind of singing method in Peking Opera, which means to sing a word with a particularly high tone! That's the gag. As for this "Shilang Visits His Mother", it is about a series of stories that happened in the Song Dynasty when the Yang family fought against the Liao people in the north. ”

The leading clay figurine shook his head, "Song? Stop talking nonsense! Song had already been destroyed by the King of Qi. That little weak country can't protect itself and fight against the Liao people in the north? Impossible! And the north is not Liao, it's Shanrong! What are the Liao? Does he dare to compare with our soldiers of Great Qin? ”

Dou Zhenhai knew that he couldn't explain it clearly when communicating with these uneducated and stubborn ancients. "Well, yes, yes, the general said. We don't have much to argue about who exactly is beating whom, but we still have to sing. This paragraph is called Xiaofan.,It's about the protagonist being caught by the nomads in the north.,And then he got into the fold.,Become the son-in-law of the nomad.。 ”

When the clay warriors heard this disloyalty, they all looked very angry, "What, how can I be captured by those savages, and I will be their son-in-law." Phew. "Naturally, these figurines are not spitting, but all the slag that comes out is slag, which makes Dou Zhenhai look dirty.

"What you're saying is that this protagonist is really not very decent. But he missed his mother, he knew that the nomads were going to fight the Central Plains again, so he was ready to flee back to the Central Plains to see his old mother. But he couldn't go without the token, so he went to steal the token, and then gathered his soldiers to prepare to run. ”

The leading clay figurine was angry, "What is this?" If a man wants to run, he will run and steal? Since he has surrendered, he cannot be counted as our Central Plains, and we are unwilling to see him again. ”

Dou Zhenhai nodded, "Anyway, he's about to start singing." I'm going to learn this for you now. ”

The leading clay figurine hated the way Dou Zhenhai spoke, "Sing it, why do you talk about learning?" Bite the text and chew the words, tired or not. ”

Dou Zhenhai was a little unhappy, although the other party is a warrior, but it is absolutely not okay to slander his own art, "We pay attention to crosstalk and singing, singing is the singing of our own door, and it is our Taiping lyrics." Everything else we have to sing is considered to be learned! ”

The leading clay figurines didn't understand again, "Since your singing is Taiping lyrics, then why don't you sing Taiping lyrics, you have to sing, no, you have to learn to call Xiaofan." Don't you know how to sing Taiping lyrics at all! ”