Dou Zhenhai felt that he was about to be forced to die, how could these people be so dead-eyed, it really hurt me. "Okay, okay, I'll sing Taiping lyrics for a while, and now I'll learn to call Xiaofan first."

The leading clay figurine was unhappy again, "Then you will learn?" So much nonsense! How can a big man be such a mother-in-law. ”

Dou Zhenhai didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, kicked the hem of his gown into his hand, and then put on a posture and started singing. "As soon as I saw the palace master to order the arrow, I couldn't help but be happy in the palace, standing at the palace gate, calling... It's time to sing to Xiaofan, this is the highest place to sing in the whole word, Dou Zhenhai looked at these rustic unearthed cultural relics, and decided to use all his strength to arch these two words to the sky.

The figurines thought that this cross talk person had no ability, but they didn't expect their voices to be so strong.

The leading clay figurine beat the beat with his hands, and whispered in his mouth, "Well, people can't look good!" I didn't expect this person's voice to be so rough and loud, if this is changed to Qin Opera, it must be a good black sa. ”

"As soon as I saw the palace master to Lingjian, I couldn't help but be happy in the palace, standing at the palace gate, called Xiaofan!" Dou Zhenhai pushed all the breath accumulated in the dantian down his chest to his mouth, and then gushed out from his mouth along the two thick lips. It's really a ga, and the words Xiaofan are as high as a three-story building. And the pitch is still rising, Dou Zhenhai's breath is used very well today, he used to sing broken notes before, why did he sing so smoothly today, breaking the barrier of many years since he sang. He felt a little sad in his heart, probably because he opened up the second line of Ren Du who sang after a night of husband and wife with Xiaoya!

The figurines were still amazed by the high-pitched voice one second, and the next second something went wrong. I don't know if it's a problem with the song or what's the reason, all the figurines covered their heads, and felt their internal organs shake rapidly, and the soil foam in their whole body trembled and floated. One of the clay figurines finally couldn't hold it anymore, and his clay head exploded directly.

The leading clay figurine was also extremely uncomfortable, and he kept waving his hand to Dou Zhenhai to signal him not to sing. At this time, Dou Zhenhai seemed to understand something, it seems that hearing is the weakness of these figurines, so then it is time to test his lung capacity. Dou Zhenhai stopped and took another breath, and sang, "It's called Xiaofan... The voice was louder than before, and the door was turned up a lot higher. In the face of such a sound, the figurines lost their previous arrogant and unreasonable posture, some lying on the ground, and some banging their heads against the wall. The leading clay figurines saw Dou Zhenhai's tricks, "You are a demon law, you are really a monk, you are going to kill us!" ”

The leading clay figurines waved their fists and rushed towards Dou Zhenhai.

Dou Zhenhai's second singing was over, and he immediately continued to take a third breath, hoping to sing the leading clay figurines to death in one fell swoop. He felt that the dawn of victory was ahead, because cracks had begun to appear on the head of the leading clay figurine.

Dou Zhenhai was lucky again, but the room was full of flying slag, which flew into his throat and made him cough involuntarily. The cough could not be stopped, it was like tuberculosis, and the eyes of the coughing person were full of tears. And the more you cough, the more itchy your throat becomes, and the more itchy you are, the more you want to cough.

The voice called Xiaofan was gone, and the leading clay figurines regained their combat effectiveness again, he picked up a rusty sword from the ground and strode towards Dou Zhenhai, "I'll kill you with a sword." ”

"It's called small, it's called small." Dou Zhenhai tried to sing those three words clearly while beating his chest, but to no avail. Dou stepped back and sang Xiaofan, he resisted the pain in his throat and sang those three words. But his voice had become hoarse because of the cough, and even if he sang a high note, it was not as loud and rough as it had just been. The leading clay figurine couldn't resist the treble just now, but the current volume couldn't shake him at all. His pace was faster.

Dou Zhenhai watched as the iron sword was suspended in the air, and it slashed down at ninety degrees vertically, this sword has not been used for two thousand years, and it is still frightening when it is rusty, the arrow is getting closer and closer to Dou Zhenhai's head, he closed his eyes, and life and death are at this last moment. He pressed the shape of a horn with his two hands to his mouth, and then used his last strength to sing the phrase "called Xiaofan." ”

"Boom!" The head of the leading clay figurine finally exploded completely, and the iron sword was only an inch away from slashing Dou's head. The tail note called Xiaofan has been reverberating in the house for a long time because of the echo. Dou Zhenhai opened his eyes and saw the remains of the figurines all over the ground, he took a heavy breath into the sky, and kept wiping the beads of sweat on his forehead with one hand. "I let you disrespect the art of cross talk, I haven't sung the beautiful scenery of Hangzhou yet! If I sing the lyrics of Taiping, I have to sing you to the morgue one by one! ”

Dou Zhenhai sat on the ground, and his heart was filled with two words at the moment, that is, pride. On his own, he actually destroyed all these figurines. Single-handedly overthrew Daqin's Tiger and Wolf Army, which should be written into history. Dou Zhenhai's waist was a little unbearable, he lay down on his back, and at that moment he felt that his whole body was hollowed out.

"Dengdenden." A round square hole coin was drawn out of the head of the leading clay figurine, and the coin rolled down the ground to Dou Zhenhai's hand. He picked it up and looked at the inscription on it, "Kangxi Tongbao!" ”

Dou Zhenhai didn't have the energy to analyze what this thing was, he put the square hole money on his eyebrows, the small copper coin was like a quilt, as soon as he touched his body, he immediately fell asleep.

After half a pillar of incense, Zhang Guozi in the wooden door and Dou Zhenhai in the earthen gate were almost resting, and began to walk towards the door, they tried to unscrew the door in front of them, but the door could not be unscrewed. Why is that? This organ is so immoral.

Due to the isolation of the door, neither of them could be heard. Wu Jingya outside didn't know what was going on inside. He touched the three gates of fire, gold and water to see if there were any other mechanisms.

Because of Zhang Yiwan's reassurance, the driver has gradually regained consciousness. He inspected Zhang's wound and said distressedly, "Young General, who injured you like this!" ”

Zhang Yiwan shook his head helplessly, "The one who said cross talk." ”

The driver said angrily, "I'm going to kill him!" ”