Zong Ziqing shook the small black feather fan, and asked sincerely: "Dare to ask Gongzi, what do you mean by 'perverted dead ladyboy' just now?" I have read poetry and books in vain, but I have never heard of this sentence, which is really unfathomable. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Liu Chan closed his eyes, made a contemplative state, and only opened his eyes for a long time, pretending to be unfathomable, and said mysteriously: "Metamorphosis is the change in the nature of things. The mutation of people is a demon, the nature of things is a spirit, and the soul of a person is not scattered as a ghost. Heaven and earth are obedient, and suddenly there are very strange, the gods are not righteous and evil, the human heart is crazy and demonic, and the bias is heresy and the outer way. It is also said that 'the demon will go to his people'. For example, some people commented on Wolongyun, who is wise and close to a demon. Your Excellency looks like a fairy, handsome, graceful, strange, resourceful, and really a genius in Nanyang. Compared with Zhuge Kongming, it is not far behind. Therefore, calling Your Excellency the demon among people, the demon Zongziqing, is really a compliment, and it is worthy of the name! ”

"Shemale Sect Ziqing! Nanyang Wizards! The bandits raised their arms and shouted, and they cheered enthusiastically.

"I thought that shemale was a derogatory word, but after Brother Tai's explanation, I knew that it was originally a name for praising people. Here, Zong Ziqing thanked his son. Zong Ziqing was overjoyed and thanked him. His eunuch's face was full of shameless smiles, he straightened his back, shook his black feather fan, and raised his toes, looking forward to his self-pride.

Liu Chan was complacent, and said with a faint smile: "I have never lived with Mr. Shemale, I have no grudges in the distant future, and I have no enmity in the near future, why should I offend you for no reason." ”

Zhao Yun and the others couldn't hold back their laughter anymore and laughed out loud.

"Zong Ziqing would like to thank Brother Tai for his high evaluation." Zong Ziqing bowed to Liu Chan and said, "Dare to ask Brother Taigao's surname?" ”

"Stand up one by one in good spirits, lest I be frightened by the name of me."

Liu Chan thought for a while, cleared his throat, straightened his clothes, pointed to the thieves, and said solemnly: "Wait for your ears to listen, I am the jade tree in the wind, people love each other, flowers see flowers bloom, birds see birds treated, Buddha sees daze, car sees car tire burst, ghost sees ghost reincarnation, Runan Yuedan review head Xu Shao, Xu Jing's only descendant disciple, Han Shizhong, Shoushang Shuling Xun Yu's nephew, popular Han, famous East China Sea little white dragon - Chang'an Linchuan!" ”

As soon as the words fell, Zhao Yun and the others laughed, and Yan Shanxue leaned forward and backward with a smile, and even her stomach hurt from laughter.

The bandits, who were noisy just now, were suddenly silent, and it took a long time to completely fry the pot, like sprinkling a handful of salt in the oil pot, and the discussion began.

"What, you're Lin Chuan?!" A quick-talking bandit leader blurted out and shouted, "Strategist, didn't we capture a Lin Chuan yesterday, didn't we come from Chang'an?" ”

"You talk a lot!" Zong Ziqing's face changed drastically, and he glared at the thief angrily.

Frightened, the little leader shrank into the crowd.

"You...... You...... Is it really Lin Chuan? Zong Ziqing opened his mouth, stunned, and exclaimed.

He couldn't believe his eyes, his expression was blue, red, white, and uncertain.

"The small one is Lin Gongzi." After being stunned for a few minutes, Zong Ziqing woke up like a dream, rolled the saddle and dismounted, and bowed to Liu Chan, "Where does Lin Gongzi want to go?" ”

"I want to go to Xuchang to vote for my uncle." Liu Chan said.

Zong Ziqing rolled his eyes, and said with a wicked smile: "Lin Gongzi, can you get together, spend a night, let me pick up the wind and wash the dust for your group, do your best to be a landlord, and then it's not too late to leave." How is it? ”

Liu Chan pondered for a moment, glanced at Zong Ziqing and the thieves, and pretended to excuse himself: "Mr. Shemale doesn't have to be polite, I still have to hurry?" ”

After speaking, Liu Chan took the reins, shouted "drive", and made a gesture to leave.

"Don't go!" And all the thieves raised their swords and spears, and surrounded them with shouts.

"Military advisor, the king has an order, you can't let Lin Chuan go." A thief cried out with a loud voice.

"Presumptuous!" Zong Ziqing turned around and glanced at the thieves fiercely, and reprimanded.

Zong Ziqing pulled the reins of Liu Chan's horse and said with a smile: "Lin Gongzi, it's not half a day." ”

Liu Chan just wanted to speak, but Zhao Yun smiled and said, "Childe, since Mr. Shemale is so hospitable, let's not brush off his kindness." ”

When Liu Chan heard this, he smiled and said: "Mr. Shemale is gracious, so we might as well be respectful, but it is disrespectful."

Zong Ziqing was overjoyed and rode a horse to lead the way.

I saw a sheep intestine path in front of me, stretching zigzag towards the misty mountain, and only two horses could go side by side.

Along the way, Liu Chan and Zong Ziqing learned that their cottage is called Moyunduan, which is the largest cottage in Nanyang County, with cliffs in the east and northwest, and only a mountain road in the south passes, the terrain is dangerous, the mountains are high and the forests are dense, and it is easy to defend and difficult to attack. The government has sent troops to encircle and suppress it many times, but they have only lost their troops and returned in vain.

Zong Ziqing was grateful to Liu Chan, and he was very grateful, because it was a great honor to be evaluated by the disciples of the head of Runan Yuedan Evaluation, so that he could be famous all over the world and be sold at a price. In the early years, Cao Cao became famous after Xu Shaozhi's comment that "he is a capable minister who governs the world and a traitor in troubled times".

Originally, Zong Ziqing planned to let Lin Chuan go, but the king of the mountain should leave the death order, and all the past traders could not let go, so he was helpless. He repeatedly asked Liu Chan to understand his difficulties, which was really a last resort.

During the conversation, we passed through two heavily guarded checkpoints, and about an hour later, we arrived at Moyundum Village. I saw that the mountain road bends, the fog is rising, the mountain flowers compete with each other, the pines and cypresses are verdant, the surrounding mountains are vast, disappearing from time to time, just like a fairyland, the building of the whole cottage looms, like the pavilions and pavilions in the heavenly palace.

On the mountain pass under the precipice that is surrounded by mountains on three sides, there stands a rather majestic pass, about seven or eight meters high, about ten meters wide, there are swords, guns, swords, halberds, strong bows and crossbows, wooden rolling stones, and arrow towers and watchtowers that are high on the wall.

The strong wind blows, the flag flies, the guarding bandits are fierce, very vicious, the walls are strict, the whole cottage is like a tall and tall tiger down the mountain, choose people to eat at any time.

"It's really worthy of being called the heaven and the earth, the abode of the gods!" Liu Chan sighed sincerely.

Liu Chan struck a spirit, suddenly remembered something, and said hurriedly: "Mr. Shemale, why do you want to arrest Lin Chuan?" ”

Zong Ziqing saw Liu Chan's expression, thinking that Liu Chan was deeply shocked by the "majestic" Moyunduo cottage, and while he was proud, he replied: "I am bragging, our cottage is one of the best villages within a radius of 100 miles." As the stone tablet at the foot of the mountain says, 'The clouds are connected to the sky and the earth, and the gods are dwelling.' One husband is the pass, ten thousand people are not open', easy to defend and difficult to attack. Over the years, Hou Yin and Wei Kai, the dog officials of Nanyang County, have come to attack many times, but they have all come and returned with success, wasted money and food, and returned in vain. (To be continued.) )