As he spoke, before he knew it, Liu Chan and his entourage entered the hinterland of Funiu Mountain, a mountain pass in a long and narrow and steep valley. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

I saw the cliffs on both sides of the canyon, towering into the clouds, the empty valley was secluded, the mist was shrouded, and the clouds were hanging low. The stream is murmuring, the forest is tall and the grass is dense, the cuckoos are chirping, the insects are chirping, and the apes are climbing around, watching the pedestrians vigilantly.

This situation made Liu Chan can't help but be vigilant, he looked up at the two eagles flying and circling in the sky, and sighed: "What a vicious place! ”

Zhao Yun also became alert and asked, "Sun Wolf, where is this?" ”

"Master, this place is called Moyunduan, which is the only way to go north to Yecheng. I heard that some time ago, there was a group of bandits gathered in the mountains and forests, occupied the mountains as the king, and specialized in robbing passing traders. Hou Yin and Wei Kai, the lieutenants of Nanyang, sent troops to attack many times without success, but because they did not rob ordinary people, and the terrain of Moyunduan was dangerous, it was easy to defend and difficult to attack. Although Hou Yin and Wei Kai advocated encirclement and suppression, Nanyang Taishou Dongligon opened one eye and closed one eye, and they were helpless and helpless. Sun Wolf arched his hand, and he also followed Xiang Pet and Xi Zhen to call Zhao Yun like this.

"The mountains here are high and steep, the flight of the yellow crane is not yet passable, and the ape wants to climb to help, and it is really a poor mountain and bad water." Zhao Yun didn't mind, and frowned.

He turned around and shouted, "Be careful, everyone! Prevent robbers from sneaking up. ”

"Childe, there's a stone tablet here." Xi Zhen reported to Liu Chanyu.

"Moyun connects the sky to the earth, and the gods are strong. One husband is the pass, ten thousand people are not open?! The little Moyunduo Mountain Bandit is so big, and I don't know who gave him the courage. Liu Chan jumped off the horse, stared at the black-brown stone tablet in front of him, and said in a joking tone.

I saw that it was written, "Moyun connects the sky and enters the earth, and the gods are strong." One husband is a pass, ten thousand people do not open", calligraphy is a wild cursive style, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, wild and majestic, teeth and claws, quite imposing.

Although the young man was a little shocked, he didn't want to admit it, he sneered twice, looked up at the high Moyun Stack, and said, "These grass thieves are really toads yawning - what a big breath!" ”

Zhao Yun smiled: "Dou'er, what is your plan?" ”

"Fourth uncle, we'll sleep here tonight, how about it?" Liu Chan smiled without thinking.

"If you don't enter the tiger's den, you can get the tiger. Just what the doctor ordered. When Zhao Yun heard this, he laughed, proud and imposing.

The uncle and nephew had the same heart, looked at each other and smiled.

"What kind of bullshit is a husband, don't open it? In my eyes, everything is dung! The young man looked at the misty Moyun Stack, and scolded with a smile, "I think back then, when I was two years old, my fourth uncle and I regarded thousands of horses and thousands of armies as nothing, charging into battle in the rain of guns and arrows, as if entering a no-man's land. ”

As soon as these words came out, Xiang Pet and others, who were familiar with Liu Chan, laughed.

Zhao Yun also laughed heartily.

Yan Shanxue and Sun Wolf, who didn't know what to do, looked at each other in shock, and looked sideways.

"Don't look at the clouds towering into the clouds, unattainable, under the charge of the fourth uncle's iron horse, he will definitely knock on the door of the village in an instant." Liu Chan continued to speak heroically.

There was a strong wind, and a sinister duck voice came from the cold wind: "Who is here to speak out?" ”

"Could this be the legendary eunuch?" When Liu Chan heard this, he suddenly got goosebumps, and there was a hint of mockery on the corner of his mouth.

Then, in the depths of the thick fog, there was a sudden cacophony of chaotic noise.

I couldn't help but say, a group of bandits in black suits rushed out, waving flags and shouting, dancing knives and guns, and surrounding Liu Chan and his party.

The bandits wrapped black strips of cloth on their heads, embroidered with the word "barberry" in white, all with hideous faces and extremely vicious, staring at Liu Chan and the others tightly, their eyes glowed, and they let out a cruel smile, as if they had seen a fat lamb that had not been seen for a long time.

Liu Chan and the others are all dressed as vendors, everyone is glamorous, all of them look like tycoons and tyrants, no wonder the bandits are full of green light and drooling.

Just in case, Liu Chan had already made Yan Shanxue look like a young man, but in order to highlight himself, Liu Chan just made her look like a little Si, and he was still smearing his face black.

For this reason, after Liu Chan's tricks, Yan Shanxue completely became an ugly boy. Because the gap was too big, she didn't agree at first. Later, Liu Chan talked about how fierce and vicious the thief and grass Kou were, and when she saw the flower girl, she was going to be indecent and violent, and her chastity was difficult to protect, etc., and a lot of bad words were used to bluff her and obediently accept the reality.

"I opened this mountain, I ......planted this tree" In the cold wind, the chilling duck sound sounded again.

"Perverted dead shemale!" Liu Chan responded with a few more layers of goosebumps, his face changed sharply, and he scolded fiercely.

What Liu Chan hated most in later generations was this kind of monster that was not human, ghost or ghost, male or female, they could be called the cancer of the feudal dynasty. The perverted physiology caused the perverted heart, so he tried every means to curry favor with the emperor, monopolized the power, and did everything possible to use all the strength in his hand to retaliate against the royal family, endanger the country, and destroy the society.

Liu Chan raised his eyes and saw that it was a roe deer-headed rat who spoke, his face was white, and he had a thin mouse beard, weak and weak, shaking a small black feather fan, which was not good at first glance.

"If you want to cross this road, leave behind to buy road money. Dare to say no words, step forward and rub your head. Died in the wilderness, and was buried in a bad place. Send it to the lookout platform, and never come back! Liu Chanlang shouted in relay.

The crowd burst into laughter and loud voices, and a few birds were startled, flapped their wings, and fluttered away.

The thin man couldn't help but be stunned, and said with reverence on his face: "The next few sentences that the little brother picked up are mediocre, mediocre, mediocre, and the battle is very neat and rhymed, and catchy." Childe's literary style still exists today, and he turned out to be an erudite talent! Zong Ziqing was taught. ”

It turns out that this dog-headed military advisor is called Zong Ziqing. This thin man is weak and can't help the wind, resembling a swinging willow, a roe deer, a cloudy appearance, no three or two flesh on the face, and the gods are not familiar with it. This man is not a good person. Liu Chan squinted at Zong Ziqing and thought to himself.

Zong Ziqing turned his head and said to the minions: "Little ones, in the future, we will entertain guests according to what this son said." Shout, everybody. ”

"Yes! Military Division. The thieves shouted, "I opened this mountain, and I planted this tree." If you want to cross this road, leave the money to buy the road. Dare to say no words, step forward and rub your head. Died in the wilderness, and was buried in a bad place. Send it to the lookout platform, and never come back! ”

Zhao Yun and the others were stunned and looked at each other, but Yan Shanxue couldn't help but laugh, and laughed out loud.

Liu Chan secretly thought, if he is really a dog-headed military master, he is really talented! Do you still want to learn and use it? (To be continued.) )