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These are the two happy events that all men in the world dream of, but there is no imperial examination system in this era, so getting married has become the happiest moment for a man, and today is a good day for Da Niu!

Marriage is a major event in life, respect for the ancestors, continue the incense, not the slightest contempt, not only to have 'three media and six hire', 'ask, accept, recruit, invite, 、......welcome' and many other etiquette is the same can not be less, from the beginning of the employment to the final ceremony, do not toss a year and a half you can't even touch the door of the cave room!

However, special circumstances are treated specially, how can I have the time and energy to get that set of red tape at this time, and finally the relatives and elders on both sides discussed, simply, everything is simple, and get the simplest, most trouble-free, and fastest --- military marriage!

The so-called military marriage is to welcome relatives in the morning, salute in the afternoon, and go directly to the cave room in the evening, and everything else is free; If it's fast, you'll be able to hold your big fat son in ten months!

Of course, she is the only one in the family on the side of 'Tofu Shih', and there are only two good friends Xiao Yi and Ma Liu on the side of Da Niu, the so-called relatives on both sides, but the four of them get together and muttered for a while before it is settled, the specific situation is that Xiao Yi speaks alone, the other three people nod, and everything is solved!

There is no matchmaker, it doesn't matter, Ma Liu is a matchmaker for the man, Xiao Yi is a matchmaker for the woman, but he has also eaten other people's tofu, and he can be regarded as half of his mother's family!

There is no witness, Xiao Yi will be the one!

There is no officiant, or Xiao Yat to be the main marriage!

With his identity as the Taishou of Shanyang County and General Yingyang, it is enough to do this.

Finally, I asked the world's foreign masters to choose a zodiac festival, of course, this job is still Xiao Yi's, don't forget that he is the authentic 'pure yang master', a character with Taoist robes, so Xiao Yi stretched out his hand and calculated, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day, it is today!

At the sound of the order, the whole camp was lively, the red flag was displayed, the gongs and drums were noisy, the camp was reorganized inside and outside, everyone changed into the best clothes, and a big red tent was erected in the camp as a wedding room, and everything was done in an orderly manner!

In order to celebrate this wedding, Xiao Yi specially ordered that all the sergeants have enough wine and meat, even those refugee families, each of them was also given three liters of rice, one horse of cloth, two catties of meat, and a pot of wine for adult men, and everyone was smiling.

"The auspicious time has come! The bridegroom greets him! ”

With a shout, the groom who had been brushed six times appeared, and today the big bull was wearing a full set of armor, covered with a red coat, and the cross on his chest was draped in red, riding a 'spotted leopard', which was really 'a spirit horse majestic', and then went out surrounded by a large group of personal guards.

These drummers were also found by Xiao Yi from the barracks overnight, not to mention, his subordinates are really talented, blowing, pulling, playing, singing, there will be everything, as soon as they say hello, a large group will come, of course, it is not excluded that a few of them are indiscriminately filled in order to mix the wine, and the drums that did not see the greeting were beaten into the rhythm of the battlefield charge, and those who didn't know thought they were going to rob their relatives!

A large group of people blew and blew around Shanyang City three times, so that everyone could see it, and then ran back to the camp to pick up relatives, no way, 'Tofu Xishi' has no one at home, and the military camp is her maiden home.

As for the person in charge of sending off relatives, it's still Xiao Yat!

It stands to reason that when the bride goes out, her brother should be responsible for carrying it out and handing it over to the groom, but 'Tofu Shih Tzu' is alone, and the brother from there, but if no one sends the kiss, it will be too shabby...... and finally the bride will be Xiao Yi to carry it, who told him to eat other people's tofu!

"What? Am I back? ”

Xiao Yi, who was already busy with his feet facing the sky, almost fell down, when did he carry a woman when he was so big, let alone a bride, but 'Tofu Shih Tzu' spoke, Xiao Yi didn't carry it, she didn't go out, and let the war drums outside the camp gate rush for a while!

"Okay, I'll carry it!" For the sake of brothers, you can stick a knife in both ribs, let alone carry a woman!

Xiao Yi was also dressed in a military uniform, twisted and pinched in front of the bride, turned around and squatted down, and even the body that could lift a thousand catties of giant tripods, at this time he trembled slightly, and said that the eldest girl went to the sedan chair for the first time, but it was also the first time for him to carry the bride!

'Tofu Xi Shi' is very generous, and it pounces on Xiao Yi's back at once, so that the famous 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang' can go out on his back, but the inside and face are all there, and there are few women in the world who can have such blessings.

"I was deceived by you brothers!" Tofu Shih Tzu is not honest at all on his back, pinch it in the east and twist it in the west, anyway, Xiao Yi doesn't dare to let go now, in case the bride's feet fall to the ground, it will be troublesome, he can only grin and endure it, he knows that this is revenge on him, who told Xiao Yi to eat other people's tofu and deceive others, it's not his mysterious and mysterious flicker, can such a beautiful beauty fall into the hands of that fool?

"Brother, I've done my best!" Xiao Yi finally carried the 'Tofu Shih Tzu' from the big tent of the Chinese army all the way to the front of the camp, and then handed it over to the big cow on horseback, after finishing these, he was already sweating, don't offend women in the future!

In the next step, Da Niu took the bride to rejoice outside Shanyang City and turned around three times, and the last way knocked and knocked back to the camp, no way, Da Niu is also alone, usually the army is home, do not live here, live there!

The rest is simple, the all-rounder Xiao Yat acted as the master of ceremonies again; One worships heaven and earth, two worships colleagues, husband and wife worship each other, and then 'Tofu Xi Shi' shyly answers into the cave room to wait, and Da Niu, as the groom in the military marriage, must also pass the three levels in order to enter the cave room!

It's a test for men!

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"Military marriage, the first level, wine!"

With the shout, a rough and simple bronze wine bottle was placed in front of the big cow, with nine cows as the bottom, two tigers as the ears, a wide mouth and a big belly, and the whole body was green; Coupled with the mysterious pattern decoration, it looks ancient, and it is full of pure color and transparent spirits, which are four or five catties!

As soon as the torch passed, the wine gas burned, and the sky above the wine bottle was full of pale cyan flames, 'Fire Tiger Blood Wine', which Guo Jia recently sent someone to send, the new varieties produced in the winery, which are said to be able to 'strengthen courage, replenish kidney water, and solidify essence', which is a good thing that all men need!

"Drink! Drink! Drink! ...... "Under the influence of Xiao Yi, the entire Xuanjia Army is full of drunkards, the amount of alcohol has even become an important assessment criterion for the promotion of officers, only true warriors can drink booze, this is the common sense recognized by everyone, if you are strong in martial arts, but the amount of alcohol is really not good, it doesn't matter, one word - practice!"

"Good!" The big bull stepped forward, lifted the liquor that was still burning high, first saluted the ghosts and gods of heaven and earth, and then held the bottle in his left hand, and slapped it with a lightning-like palm in his right hand, this time it was very skillful, called 'covering the sky with one hand', using the palm wind to quickly extinguish the flames, and the wine in the bottle did not leak the slightest, this trick requires extremely high martial arts and strength of the drinker, and the camp can play this hand beautifully, never more than five people, as for the rest of those who want to drink the 'fire wine' and have no ability, they have to endure the taste of the mouth being rolled by the flames......

As soon as the fire is extinguished, the spirits in the bottle are drunk in one go, and the whole process is like flowing water, all in one go!

"General Niu is mighty!"

"General Niu is mighty!"

The camp suddenly resounded with an earth-shattering shout, warriors, always admirable!

"Military marriage, the second level, cone cow!"

Cone Ox, one of the oldest warrior games in the land of China, is recorded in ancient books all over the world, choose the strongest, the most ferocious big bull, pour liquor on an empty stomach, and when the madness is big, send a warrior to fight with it, can throw the cow to the ground is the warrior praised by ten thousand people, and the most powerful of them, it is said that the horns of the big bull can be pulled off as a souvenir, and are respected by the world as 'the horn of the man', is one of the highest honors of men!

"Roar! Roar! Roar! ...... "Countless onlookers slapped everything around them at the same time, shouting and cheering for the big bull, some of the children who came to watch were driven by the adults around the neck, and it was a great blessing to see the warrior cone ox, and it is said that it can also bless the children without illness and disaster, and be strong!"

"Get the cow out!" The big bull was shirtless, only tied a red belt around his waist, and with a strong sense of wine, he stepped into the arena that had been surrounded long ago, and in a corner of the field, there was a big bull that had been prepared for a long time, and more than a dozen men who were also shirtless were working together to pour wine into the cow and stimulate its ferocity!

"Moo...... Moo! With a shocking bull's roar, a pure black coat, tall and strong, weighing more than 1,000 catties of giant bull was put into the field, because of the wine, the bull's eyes are red, the nostrils also spew white gas from time to time, a pair of curved huge horns are even more amazing, want to subdue this giant beast, it is really not a simple thing!

The big bull, who was full of energy and had nowhere to vent, saw someone in the field, and immediately rushed over desperately, flying with four hooves along the way, bringing up pieces of sand and dust, looking from a distance, like a sacred cow turning into a dragon......

Seeing this kind of might, Xiao Yidu, who was in the stands, secretly picked up the 'Shadow Treasure Eagle Bow', if something was slightly wrong, he immediately shot the giant bull, the cone cow is a warrior's game, but it is too dangerous, if he accidentally injures the groom's official, the 'Tofu Shih Tzu' waiting in the red tent will definitely not spare him!

Women are much more powerful than bulls!

The big bull rushed over in an instant, the big bull flashed sideways, skillfully let go of the collision, and then the lightning backhand slapped heavily on the back of the cow, the power was so great that the beast couldn't help but step crookedly, lost the sense of direction, and as a result, it hit the guardrail headlong, and the hard barricade shook for a while, and a few unlucky ghosts who sat on it to watch crackled and fell outside the field, and the crowd of onlookers exclaimed in unison, after the stimulation, desperately shouted and cheered, and the fierce factor in human blood was completely stimulated.

"Okay, come again!" In the arena, the big bull kept changing his pace, and his fighting spirit was also stimulated.

The giant bull screamed and rushed over again, but with the lesson of the last time, its arrogance couldn't help but weaken by three points, animals are like this, bullying the soft and afraid of the hard, if you are strong, it will be weak, and only surrender to the real king!

A wild roar, the big bull did not dodge this time, but rushed forward, grabbed the horns, the green tendons of both arms protruded, and began to fight, only to see that one person and one beast in the arena were roaring continuously, the big bull four hooves fell to the ground, the hair all over the body exploded, the boss of the bull's eyes, it can be seen that it also did its best!

"Kill it! Kill it! "One person and one cow, it was a stalemate in the field, the surrounding crowd kept shouting and cheering, one by one shouting hoarsely, many people even shouted hoarsely, so they had to clap their hands desperately!

The stands are high, Xiao Yi has already pulled the bowstring, and the three-edged armor cone is steadily aimed at the heart of the big bull, as long as there is a slight movement, he will be killed with one arrow, as for the fairness of the gladiatorial fight, I'm sorry, there is no fairness between people in this world, let alone with a livestock!

At this time, the situation in the field suddenly changed, the big bull suddenly dodged slightly, his left foot was like drilling the ground, and his right foot kicked towards the cow's hooves like a hook, at the same time, taking advantage of the opponent's unstable center of gravity, he twisted the bull's head with both hands, and with a wild roar, he finally fell the big bull to the ground!

"Good! Good! Good! ……”

Taking advantage of the opportunity of the giant bull falling to the ground, the bull grabbed the horns with both hands, rose up with divine power, pressed his whole body up, only listened to the 'click', and twisted the cow's neck hard, with a scream, the giant bull finally died of anger, leaving only four hooves still twitching, although it was a loser, but it had done its best in the competition of life......

Taking a breath, when the big bull got up from the ground, he raised his hands high, only to see two crooked black broken horns in his hands, 'the horn puller', the invincible myth finally reappeared today!

"General Niu is mighty! Brave and invincible, ......" The crowd of onlookers immediately boiled, rushed into the gladiatorial arena, lifted the bull high, and threw it into the air again and again, cheering the victory of the warriors with their infinite worship!

There are also some people have pulled out their swords, pounced on the big bull that fell to the ground, the meat of this bullfight is the best in the world, because after a fight, the essence of the cow blood into the meat, the taste is very tender, and eating the meat of the bull can also strengthen the body, no disease, especially good for children, many people are cut a piece of meat and brought back, to their own male baby to eat, I hope that in the future there can also be a 'horn puller' in the family.

In an instant, the thousands of pounds of big bull were robbed by everyone, and there were no bones left, and those who didn't grab the meat immediately looked for their relatives and friends, hoping to bring it back to their son a little bit, even if they got a bone! Big bone soup, but a good way for children to strengthen their bodies, in the eyes of the foodie nation, everything is valuable!

"Good, well done!" Xiao Yi put down his bow and arrows, raised his thumbs with both hands, and praised him sincerely, after all these years of training, Da Niu has finally become a brave and invincible general, but don't be happy yet, the three levels of military marriage have only passed the first two levels!

The second level is already so intense, and the third level of the finale can be imagined......

Big cow, enjoy it, it's not so easy to marry a daughter-in-law!

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