(Recommended reading: Hundreds of little Loli carved jade, all dressed in red, holding small wooden sticks in their hands, gathered around the new house, this is the third level that Da Niu is about to face......... Hit the groom!

This custom can be said to be a manifestation of women's rights, before entering the cave room, give the groom a dismount, so that he will know that he loves his wife in the future, it is said that the more fierce the beating, the more prosperous the days after the small couple, and even the case of the groom being directly beaten to death, the terrible woman can be seen!

According to marriage customs, the important task of beating the groom should be carried out by the bride's female relatives, but 'Tofu Shih Tzu' is alone, so I invited these hundreds of little Lori to help!

Looking at the Lori array in front of him, Da Niu really wanted to cry without tears, being beaten by a group of little girls, touching and not touching, hiding and not hiding, and what was even more terrifying was that under the command of the 'eldest sister' Xiao Jing, they even vaguely formed a formation, sealing all the entrances, and there was no possibility of sneaking in.

Fortunately, there is no endless road, according to the rules, the groom can ask a few friends to help, good brothers have wine to drink together, and they have to suffer together if they have sticks, so the worries have changed from one person to three people, Da Niu, Xiao Yi, Ma Liu!

"What to do? It's a bit of a big game now! Seeing such a formation, Xiao Yi was also at a loss, when the third level was designed, Xiao Jing volunteered, I thought that a little girl could play any tricks, Le Yile, just let the water go over, I didn't expect to play such a big formation, is this the Eight Gates Golden Lock Array?

"What about Xiao Lang?" Among the three people, Xiao Yi was the most resourceful, and Da Niu suddenly weighed on him all the hopes of whether he could enter the cave room smoothly.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a group of little Lori, it's easy to deal with!" Xiao Yi barely stabilized his mind and began to meditate on countermeasures, "Everyone has worked hard, your favorite osmanthus cake has been prepared in the kitchen, go eat it, it's too late!" ”

Little Lori is greedy, and osmanthus cake is their favorite, usually there are no fewer groups to go to the kitchen to steal food, for this reason there is no less and the fire head army's 'fat Liu' battle of wits and courage, and every time a big victory, of course, this is also inseparable from the 'fat Liu' water ingredients, innocent and cute little Lori, who doesn't like it!

Sure enough, as soon as the 'killer' osmanthus cake came out, there was a large sound of swallowing saliva immediately, and some little Lori's footsteps were a little captured, and the attraction of food was something that no child could refuse.

"No one is allowed to move, stick to the formation, whoever dares to run around, I will punish her for not eating osmanthus cake for a month!" At the critical moment, the eldest sister went out quietly, and her words stabilized people's hearts!

Sure enough, the somewhat loose formation just now immediately re-compacted, and it seems that Xiao Jing's prestige is really not ordinarily high!

"How? Xiao Lang quickly think of a way! Seeing that the moon was rising high, but he hadn't been able to step into the marriage room for half a step, Da Niu couldn't help but be anxious, he could only urge Xiao Yi while shouting loudly to the tofu Shih Tzu in the marriage room, he would go in soon, let the beauty not worry!

"I don't believe you're not tempted!" This time, Xiao Yi took out a large handful of copper coins from his arms, and threw a heavenly girl into the sky to scatter flowers, money can make ghosts grind, this time it should work, right?

It's a pity, it's still useless, the little Lolitas stick to their positions, and proudly recite their self-composed children's songs:

Women's Army, long pretty,

Red clothes, red pants, big red jackets!

Mung bean cake, I don't want it!

The copper coins are all over the ground......

"What to do? Women are small, but they are also difficult, what is it that makes them tempted? Xiao Yi squatted on the ground depressedly and touched his chin, thinking about it and thinking about it, the Tiger Prison Pass was not so difficult to fight!

When people are anxious and intelligent, and when Xiao Yi can't think of a way, the big bull who has always disliked using his brains has a flash of inspiration and has a way!

It seems that the ** who enters the cave room can improve a man's IQ!

"Xiao Lang, we're good brothers, right?"

"yes, yes!" Xiao Yi touched it, I don't know why Da Niu suddenly asked this!

"You can go to the soup for the happiness of your brother, don't hesitate!"

"No problem!"

"Okay, then I'm sorry!" Da Niu smiled embarrassedly, and suddenly shouted to the group of little Lori, "Xiao Lang is also going to get married today, he said, whoever is the first to pounce into his arms and kiss him will be the bride!" ”

"Wow! Brother Xiao Yat's bride? ……”

"I'm going to do it, no one is allowed to rob me! …… It's mine, three pieces of mung bean cake, you give it to me......"

"Ahh Our eldest sister is big? …… You fool, Xiao Jing ran over...... Yes! ”

As soon as the words of the big cow came out, hundreds of little Loli suddenly made a big uproar, if mung bean cake is their favorite, but for Xiao Yi, they are willing not to eat mung bean cake for the rest of their lives, since they were forcibly stuffed into the women's army by their parents, almost all little Loli have been explained one thing, as soon as they have the opportunity, they will push down Xiao Yi!

Although they may not know what 'overthrow' means, Xiao Yat's position in their minds is absolutely infinitely high, it turns out that what kind of life they live, not to mention starvation, and may become food in other people's pots at any time, living a precarious life;

It can be said that Xiao Yi is the protector in their minds, and now they have the opportunity to be the bride of the 'worry-free brother', the little Lolita suddenly swallowed their saliva, and originally wanted to see what the reaction of the 'eldest sister' was, but they didn't expect that the first one to run over was Xiao Jing, who could bear it now, and rushed over like a swarm, as for the matter of beating the groom, it has long been left behind......

"Da Niu, you guy who is heavy on color and light on friends, I won't let you go!" With a miserable howl, in the face of the surging Loli, Xiao Yi was so frightened that he turned his head and ran, his face was full of panic, even when he fought against the 'Tiger Dove' Lu Bu, he had never been like this!

"Brother, hold on, when my son is born, you will be his father-in-law, more dear than your own father!" Looking at the Loli group that disappeared in an instant, Da Niu couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh, the door to the cave room was finally open!

"High, really high!" Ma Liu stretched out his thumb and admired it, "Brother, it's used to block disasters at critical moments!" ”

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Early the next morning, when the big cow with a somewhat vain footsteps walked out of the wedding tent, he was surprised to find that Xiao Yizheng, who was 'out' by himself, was in pain and happy!

Hundreds of little loli lined up in a neat queue, stepped forward in turn and threw themselves into Xiao Yi's arms, kissed them with a 'let's go', and then took a piece of mung bean cake from the pro-soldiers on the side, and ran away laughing!

But these little Loli are very cunning, many people will sneak to the end of the line after eating mung bean cakes, and continue to line up indifferently, I really don't know if they like mung bean cakes, or like to kiss Xiao Yi!

"I really don't understand, Xiao Lang is invincible on the battlefield, everyone regards him as a ghost, why does he like to play with the little girls?" Just after ****, the big bull who has transformed into a real man can't help but ask such questions.

"Simple, he is suppressing the anger in his heart!" Ma Liu stretched his waist and walked over, he was relaxed last night, he ate enough, drank enough, and slept soundly!

"Suppress anger?"

"Yes, Xiao Lang has killed too much over the years, starting from the Crouching Tiger Pavilion, Luoyang, Yanmen, Tiger Prison Pass, and Huayang City, which has just been washed in blood, it can be said that he has come all the way to the sea of corpses and blood, killing so many people, his heart is full of anger, and in the end it is easy to become a murderous maniac, just like the 'God of Killing' Bai Qi during the Warring States Period! …… Obviously, Xiao Lang doesn't want to be like that, so he often plays with these little lolias, just to use the innocence of the children to suppress the killing ** in his heart, it's really hard for him! ”

"How do you know so well?" Da Niu couldn't help but be a little in a daze, it turned out that the iron-blooded and ruthless 'Ghost Face Xiao Lang' still had such an unknown side.

"Huh! We all accompanied Xiao Lang all the way down, he was killing people, so why shouldn't we be, it's just that we didn't kill as much as him, and the anger was not as heavy as him! Ma Liu smiled bitterly, there are a few people who have been on the battlefield who have nothing wrong with their hearts, there are often veterans in the camp who go crazy in the middle of the night, if it is not controlled in time, it almost causes the camp to roar, then it is terrible!

Why did all the armies quit drinking, except for the Xuanjia Army, Xiao Yi actually wanted to use wine to anesthetize the murderous intentions of the soldiers and let them live like normal people; It's hard for him!

Xiao Yi doesn't have a sense of compassion now, but is almost numb, being kissed by a cute little Lori is happy, but when this number becomes hundreds, it is terrifying!

He doesn't know how many little Loli he has been kissed, anyway, his face is full of saliva and mung bean cake powder, after kissing, Xiao Yi can't tell who is who, and he feels that the Lori in front of him is the same!

"Brother!" When another Lori rushed over, Xiao Yi suddenly found that the other party was a little familiar, everyone else was wearing red, but she was the same as Xiao Yi, she liked to wear black, "Isn't this Xiao Jing?" You've kissed it four times, why are you still here? ”

"Wow! Come on! "I found that Xiao Yi woke up, and the lolis who had finished the prank scattered in all directions......

That night, the tortured Xiao Yi couldn't help but have a nightmare, Lori, who couldn't see the edge at a glance, lined up in front of her and kissed her in turn, with a ** smell of saliva almost drowning him, endlessly ......, until there was a cute little Lori in red standing in front of him!

"Brother Wuchou, do you remember me?"

"You are?" Xiao Yi in the dream thought about it for a long time, Brother Wushou, no one has called this title for a long time, the lolias in the camp all call him Brother Xiao Yi, and Xiao Jing directly calls him Brother ......"

"You forgot about me so quickly, it looks like you're going to have to leave a mark!" The red-clothed little Lori seemed to be disappointed, then smiled slyly, and suddenly showed a mouthful of small white teeth and bit at his arm......

"Ahh ......" Xiao Yi woke up from his dream, and hurriedly stretched out his arm to see that two rows of tooth-shaped scars were impressive, this was the memorial left by the 'queen' to him, a few years away, I don't know if she is okay?

"General, eight hundred miles of Chang'an military report!"

"Bring it!" Patting his head, which was still a little dizzy, Xiao Yi hurriedly opened the military newspaper, and the words on it were very simple:

"More than 100,000 Xiliang rebels besieged Chang'an, the city was broken, Situ Wang Yun jumped the 'Five Phoenix Tower' and was martyred, Lu Bu killed outside the pass, and disappeared, and now the power of the court is divided by the four fierce generals of Xiliang!"

"Master Situ, go all the way!" The paper is falling, but history is still rolling forward according to the original trajectory......

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