"Sparrow, why did you sneak out!"

Zhao Feihu was so anxious, "What is your identity now, how can you run around, come back with my brother, you see that the dowry is here!" ”

There is no pull.

Zhao Feique didn't move, didn't you see that I was pretending?

You must know that with her conditions, in the past, she could only watch others pretend to be forced, but now it is finally her turn, so she ran away.

"Niang Chitose, go in quickly!" Wang Lang: They all ran out.

When the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law saw this situation, their delicate bodies trembled, and their endocrine disorders were disordered.

Zhao Feique's back was bear's waist, looking down at the former sisters, and said lightly: "My composition is too low, I can only go to the palace to be the queen." ”

What, really is her!

When did Your Majesty's eyes go blind!

The big girl and the little daughter-in-law couldn't accept this situation. It's just one leg of mine, and it's more seductive than her!

The big girl and the little daughter-in-law all smoked over.

Could it be that Your Majesty is a big pervert! Men are also in turmoil.

The emperor is married!

Universal celebration.

The official butcher shop, the price of fragrant pork is discounted by 20%.

There was a lot of talk about people queuing up to buy meat.

"Today is Singles' Day."

"Why?"

"You see that the emperor can get married, and it is not only a fatal injury to a single dog."

Everyone was stunned when they heard this.

A foot-picking uncle said: "This young man, you said that the emperor can get married, why do I get more and more awkward the more I listen, but my heart is so comfortable?" ”

"Hahaha......."

The crowd burst into laughter.

"I heard that the emperor married a daughter-in-law of 300 catties."

"Huh?"

Suddenly, the single dogs were given a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.

…………

Night.

Because Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty took the initiative to ask for everything to be simple, he started the cave house.

"Beauty~!"

When Emperor Han Xian hugged him, his whole body was trembling.

"Your Majesty~!" Zhao Feique also hugged him.

She always looks at other sisters to engage in objects, looking for little fresh meat. Now I also have a little fresh meat, or the emperor of the best little fresh meat, and suddenly dry firewood.

A man can't stand it when he sees a beautiful woman, and this woman sees the same when he sees Xiao Xianrou.

The two sides hugged each other and complained heartily.

Click, Zhao Feique was restored, and the bed sank directly.

Emperor Han Xian, who had his eyes closed, was taken aback, and thought, Oh, I didn't expect my daughter-in-law to look thin and weighty, and the bed collapsed.

In this case, you have to open your eyes.

I saw a huge face plate in front of me, and kissed it with a bloody mouth. The nostrils are like two pits, one pits oneself and one pits the husband.

Pigs!

Emperor Han Xian screamed and pushed hard, but he was able to push up three hundred catties there, and shouted: "Who are you!" ”

"I'm your daughter-in-law!" Zhao Feique said shyly.

On the contrary, Emperor Han Xian was taken aback, "Fart, my daughter-in-law is not as fat as you!" ”

Zhao Feique smiled fiercely, she didn't explain much, and said, "From today on, you will be my imprisoned little fresh meat." Later, I went out to listen to the prime minister, and when I came back, I listened to the palace! ”

"If not, this palace will give you a taste of what domestic violence is!"

After saying that, a depth charge pressure passed.

Emperor Han Xian is only 50 kilograms, and there are 150 kilogram depth charges here.

At that time, it was blown up.

Emperor Han Xian felt the cruelty of domestic violence for the first time, "Escort, come quickly, escort!" ”

The eunuchs rushed in and saw a huge woman holding down the emperor.

Wide-eyed and said, "Your Majesty, what's the matter!" ”

"Do you need to ask, blind?" Emperor Han Xian said angrily.

The eunuchs had been listening to the wall under the window for a long time, and immediately realized that this must be the prime minister's arrangement.

"This is Your Majesty's family history, and we can't interfere!"

Emperor Han Xian was angry, and suddenly felt that he was the king of a country, the emperor of the empire, and he was so miserable, he could only say: "I am the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven has no family affairs, and they are all state affairs." ”

Bang, the eunuchs are gone.

Originally, Zhao Feique was still very scared when he saw a group of people rushing in, but at this moment, he was bold. "You little fresh meat still want to find someone to beat the old lady, guy!"

Woo!

At night, the emperor's dormitory screamed incessantly.

"Chicken!"

"Hula, the chicken is a cake to the bottom."

"Damn! Are you also a chicken? You want me to just have a cake. ”

"Let's let Your Majesty go to Hu for a cake, my current physical condition only needs a chicken." The eunuch who won the card said lightly.

The eunuch who lit the cannon had no choice but to take out two yuan.

…………

Early the next morning.

In the main hall, the hundred officials have arrived.

Ma Riyan and Dong Cheng had happiness on their faces, as if they were the ones who got married yesterday.

"In this way, Your Majesty will have descendants as soon as possible, and you will be able to survive Yuan Tan." Ma Riyan said happily.

An old man was worried, "The national thief is the god of medicine, and the medical saint Zhang Zhongjing must admit it, if he lives to be one hundred and eighty years old, he will ......." ”

Uncle Dong Cheng said lightly: "Then give birth to an imperial grandson and continue to boil." ”

No one blames Uncle Guo for being negative, it's really that this generation of national thieves is too strong. Sometimes deep down I can't help but hope that Dong Zhuo will be reborn, after all, although Dong Zhuo is brutal, he is the same on the outside, and he is quite cute compared to Yuan Tan.

Now it looks like I can only go to boil it and give it a thumbs up.

"The prime minister is ......."

A shout.

"The national thief is coming!"

So, the officials hurriedly stood up, and when they saw Yuan Tan coming in, they bowed and said, "We have seen Prime Minister Yuan." ”

Yuan Tan signaled that everyone didn't have to be formal, looked at Longtai, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty hasn't come yet, it looks like it's really too hard, and there are all kinds of opportunities." ”

Ma Riyan and they laughed, but their hearts were like eating flies. I thought that everything was decided by you, Your Majesty is a sound worm, and you have taken care of all the opportunities, and you haven't paid attention to any of them.

"Your Majesty is here ......."

Another shout.

The hundred officials looked towards the entrance of the passage.

Whew~.

A young man rushed to the main hall with a gust of wind.

Baiguan looked at Sao Nian, who had a blue nose and swollen face, and was shocked, it seemed that the battle in the cave room yesterday was too big.

Why didn't Your Majesty ascend the throne? What do you do running straight in front of us?

The officials were very puzzled.

At this moment, Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty wailed, "I don't want such a queen, she is not my queen, the prime minister has secretly changed." ”

roared again: "Prime Minister, you killed me, I will tell the truth today!" ”

Ma Riyan and they covered their faces, although he is a national thief, but Your Majesty, you can't directly instigate him to kill casually, right?

"The prime minister has secretly changed the queen again!"

Ma Riyan and they were angry, and they felt that what His Majesty said was right, even if we all died at the hands of national thieves today, we had to fight.

It's no wonder that they put life and death aside, after all, if you rob the queen once, you can bear it, but how can you endure it if you rob it again?

Yuan Tan was also unhappy at the time, "How can you speak, why do you add another one?" The original appearance has not been changed at all, don't be a scoundrel and a good person. ”

Is it necessary for us to be a scoundrel?

Does he still use scoundrels?

Ma Riyan and they became angry and surrounded the past.

"Stand back, ...... rebel against you!"

Dian Wei Xu Chu led a team of Imperial Forest Army over, and said in his heart that you still want to surround the prime minister with your quality? Instead, they surrounded them.

They were coerced, they wanted to cry without tears, we rebelled? You've rebelled a long time ago, okay?

Yuan Tan looked at the grieving and indignant Emperor Han Xian, and said lightly: "Your Majesty, that's a person, but his makeup skills are good." ”

"Impossible, no matter how good your makeup skills are, you can't make a fat woman into a fairy!" Emperor Han Xian's eyes widened.

Yuan Tan looked disgusted, "That is, you haven't seen it, this thing of beautification, any shortcomings can become advantages, it really can't be P." ”

"What do you mean?"

"We don't know?"

"Okay, Prime Minister Yuan, let's show our knowledge."

Less.

Queen Zhao Feique is here.

The tonnage is huge, and even the nose is full of fat.

Ma Riyan and they were in turmoil at that time, no wonder His Majesty had a blue nose and swollen face, it didn't look like a war in the cave house, this was family violence!

Wang Lang, they are happy behind their backs.

Wang Lang walked out, "Niang Niang Chitose Chitose Chitose Chitose, Niang Niang's bearing, she is really the head of the queens of my Han family, and the old minister's admiration for Niang Niang is like a surging river...... endlessly." ”

"The queen mother is really naturally beautiful......

"Sinking Fish...... Falling geese. Guo Tu said.

Ma Riyan they are about to smoke, shameless, shameless! Obviously referring to the deer as a horse, if it is true, what are you trembling about?

"Prime Minister, if you can make such a woman look good, I will eat directly!" Emperor Han Xian wailed.

They also shouted, "Let's all eat!" ”

After speaking, he looked at Yuan Tan with angry eyes. I thought to myself, how could such a woman be the same person as the previous beauty? Even if he is a god who descends to earth, he is not saved, look at how he puts on makeup!

He will definitely talk about him left and right, and do the shameless thing of pointing the deer as a horse.

Under the gaze of everyone, Yuan Tan said lightly: "Get the ready." ”

What the! Get ready!

Who does he think he is, and he can't draw such a picture at all, right?

Ma Riyan and they pumped over angrily.

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