"I think the queen is in good shape, strong."

Xu Chu couldn't help but say.

Ma Riyan looked at them angrily, General Xu Chu, this queen is almost three hundred pounds, and you are also a person of three hundred pounds, you are really a confidant in the sea.

"Prime Minister, then please show your skills!" Ma Riyan calmed down at the moment.

Because in his opinion, such a woman can't be transformed into a beauty at all.

In this way, people in the world will know Yuan Tan's shamelessness.

If you think about it that way, it's a good thing.

Later, let him know what it means to shoot himself in the foot.

Dong Cheng immediately said: "I want to be exactly the same as the beauty before." ”

The old and young people suddenly felt that Uncle Guo was witty, and said: "Yes, since the prime minister said that he is a person, he must be exactly the same." ”

Yuan Tan saw their impassioned appearance, but said calmly: "In this case, you guys are ready to eat." I really haven't seen His Majesty and the ministers eat, and I think it will definitely go down in history. ”

"Hehehe." Ma Riyan touched his beard and smiled, "Who eats it is not certain, then let history witness the prime minister's makeup methods." ”

At this moment, including Emperor Han Xian, he was very calm, because it was impossible to make up as a beauty.

"Queen, come as you are." Yuan Tan greeted.

"You can't take it away, it's right here, so as not to transfer the bag!" Ma Riyan shouted.

Wang Lang, Yuan Tan's henchmen, dare not speak out at the moment, they think that people are different, and they must have been replaced in the process.

But listening to Yuan Tan means made up of makeup.

Can such a woman really be beautiful?

"You can do it here, too." Yuan Tan looked over, "But this is a unique secret, and it can't be passed on, so let's build a curtain of cloth." ”

Cloth curtains?

Absolutely.

There is no problem in building him a room in the main hall.

Let's see how long he can die!

Less.

The eunuchs pulled out a few pieces of cloth, and a dozen people pulled them up, and immediately set up a dressing room.

As Yuan Tan took Zhao Feique in, everyone's eyes converged on the entrance.

"Old lady, if he really puts on makeup, what should we do?" Uncle Dong Cheng was weak at the moment.

"Are you stupid?" Ma Riyan glared, "How can this be drawn?" Is it good to have a little common sense? Is it okay to take a snack? ”

Dong Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and felt that he was too worried.

At this time, Yuan Tan came out.

Wang Lang and they chuckled in their hearts, they came out so soon, and my daughter-in-law's makeup was all about the time.

Ma Riyan snorted coldly, touched his beard and said, "Prime Minister, do you regret it, do you can't hold it anymore?" You name it, as long as you really choose a queen, we will ...... Only....... ”

The old lady saw a beautiful woman walking out with Yuan Tan.

This is a young woman with a curvaceous figure and graceful curves.

The clothes on his body were very revealing.

The slender legs loom under the almost transparent tulle skirt, the two jade arms and the flat lower abdomen are outside, and the high place is wrapped in a touch of light gauze, which is very seductive.

"It can't be!" Ma Riyan shook his eyes as if he had been electrified, and rushed into the curtain at a speed of 100 meters and 10 seconds, it was really difficult for the old lady to be so fast.

Seeing that there was no one inside, Ma Riyan fell into Dong Cheng's arms behind him with a gloss.

Everyone was shocked.

"Prime Minister, how did you do it!"

Yuan Tan looked at everyone's shocked and panicked expressions, and said lightly: "This is a secret method, and it is not passed on." ”

The ancients had limited thinking, so they didn't think too much.

"Prime Minister, I have to say, your makeup skills are so good, pigs can make up into white swans!"

Ma Riyan and they were all very terrifying, while Wang Lang and they looked at Yuan Tan with adoring eyes.

The most unacceptable is Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty.

I slapped myself twice, found out that everything was true, and cried.

Prime Minister, how can you be so good?

You turned a pig into a beauty, this is a deliberate rectification, I have to say, you have a great success.

Emperor Han Xian had already grabbed his hair into a chicken nest, and he was yin.

"I can't accept it, I want to get out of the marriage!" Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, as the first little fresh meat of contemporary times, really can't accept this ending.

Yuan Tan was suddenly dissatisfied, thinking that you still can't accept it, when I met netizens back then, I really couldn't accept it.

"This is ordered by His Majesty, how can you throw it off after eating? Do you want the majestic image of my Han for 400 years? Yuan Tan said with disdain.

Wang Lang: They all looked at them with contempt.

Guo Tu walked out and said: "What the prime minister said is so right, as members of the imperial court, we must maintain law and order, uphold justice, and absolutely can't let things happen that are dumped after eating!" The Son of Heaven will also be guilty of the same crime as the common people when he breaks the law. ”

Wang Lang: They immediately echoed.

Ma Riyan and they cried, and justice was served? You reversed black and white and said such righteousness, how did you do it?

Emperor Han Xian cried, the image of the Han Dynasty for 400 years has long been lost by you, a national thief.

"You still dislike me, I still dislike you!" Empress Zhao Feique looked at Emperor Han Xian with disdain.

"How can you dislike Your Majesty?" They were furious again.

You must know that Your Majesty is a little fresh meat, with Zhao Feique's qualifications, he dares to dislike Xiao Xianrou, who gave her the confidence?

"Your Majesty is disgusted by you, can you tell me?" Uncle Dong Cheng said angrily.

He ...... He....... ”

"Hehe, you can't tell, can you?" Dong Cheng said with disdain.

"He's short!" Zhao Feique was also out of the way.

Dong Cheng was almost scared, it turned out that he didn't dislike his looks, but it seemed that he was more important than his looks.

The old and the young were speechless for a moment, and looked at Your Majesty, if this is the case, we will not be able to help you.

Ma Riyan angrily knocked his crutches on the floor at this time, and said angrily: "He is short because you are too fat!" ”

What the!

Everyone, including Yuan Tan, widened their eyes. I have to say, old lady, you are too witty, it seems that you have experience.

Zhao Feique glared at Ma Riyan angrily, "It's just like you're not fat." ”

"It's ......." Ma Riyan found himself speechless.

In fact, Ma Riyan and Zhao Feique are incoherent here, because they can't get Yuan Tan.

Unexpectedly, Zhao Feique's counterattack was also quite sharp.

Yuan Tan looked at Ma Riyan and the others with a disgusted expression, "Don't talk nonsense, eat." ”

Ma Riyan was the first to draw it.

Who would have thought that he could really make an ugly girl into a beauty.

Bite! Congratulations to the host for succeeding in pretending to be forced, and the pretending value is increased by 7

Bite! Congratulations to the host for the success of the terror-level pretending, and the pretending value is increased by 8

Bite! Congratulations to the host for completing the Legendary Pretend, and the Pretending Forcing value is increased by 10 pulls. The system screamed happily.

Bite! Congratulations to the host pretending to trigger the lotto draw, is it a lottery?

Yuan Tan is happy in his heart, for him, pretending to be forced is to fight the world, and to fight the world is to pretend to be forced, and the two are not delayed, "Smoke immediately!" ”

Bite! Congratulations to the host for getting a 'Super Slimming Toilet'. The super slimming toilet can lose weight differently from person to person, and can make people lose weight to the best state in three days.

"it!"

Yuan Tan was speechless for a moment, "What's the use of this?" I don't need to lose weight either. ”

But it also looks very awesome, so I have to put it away first.

As a result, Emperor Han Xian had to accept a reality. Since then, there has always been a scream of little fresh meat in the palace......

…………

More than a month later.

The turmoil of Emperor Han Xian's wedding gradually subsided, and everything seemed to return to calm.

However, Yuan Tan encountered a problem.

The spring conscription process encountered difficulties, and not enough soldiers were recruited.

in the chamber.

Yuan Tan attached great importance to this matter, looked at the full hall of civil and military, and asked, "How can this be?" ”

Xun You walked out and said excitedly: "Lord, you are the master." ”

Yuan Tan was stunned, I know the master, if I can't even recruit enough soldiers, I know the master!

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