The academy is not far from Fang's mansion, located on the east side of Jubaomen, and Fang Zheng and Xiao Wu swayed through the flower market street to arrive.

Looking up, the four big characters of "Mingdao Academy" are impressively visible, and it is said that this academy is very old, hundreds of years ago. A pair of stone lions at the door, mighty and solemn, many students come in one stream, a group of "talk and laugh with Confucianism, no white ding" college atmosphere.

Fang Zheng couldn't help but think back to the time when he was in college in his previous life, when he had an evil hobby, he often ran to those horns, and suddenly roared, startling countless wild mandarin ducks, and ran away after roaring. Over time, the resentful puppets gave Fang Zheng a thunderous nickname, "Stick", of course, this nickname was not to praise a certain organ on his body, but to say that he was a person who specialized in beating mandarin ducks.

But then he was retributed, once he startled out a pair of disheveled men and women from the bushes, and when he looked closely, the woman was his current girlfriend, who had only been dating for three days......

"The past has become a cloud of smoke and dissipates in front of each other's eyes...... Fang Zheng hummed "Kiss Goodbye", Shi Shiran stepped into the gate of the academy, Xiao Wu carried a bookbag, and followed behind him with his head held high.

After entering the academy, Fang Zheng first went to meet Master Chen, who was very happy to see Fang Zheng coming, and happily led him into a classroom of about 20 people, and warned him to study hard and prepare for the autumn township exam.

Fang Zheng nodded, but he didn't think so, his goal was to study for a few days in An'an, and then follow his father to learn to take care of business, the short-term goal is to find a daughter-in-law for himself within this year, the schedule is full, the township test, the young master is very busy, I don't know if he is free......

After Mr. Chen finished explaining, he left, and before class was held, more than a dozen students were shaking their heads and chanting loudly with books in their hands...... Poetry ......", there is a fat man who is holding a brush and doesn't know what to write on the paper.

According to the practice of the previous life, newcomers have to introduce themselves when they register, and Fang Zheng doesn't want to leave a bad impression of being arrogant and isolated to his classmates. So he cleared his throat and interrupted Yaxing, who was reading, in a loud voice: "Everyone, brothers, please pause. ”

Everyone stopped, looking at Fang Zheng in surprise, the classroom was a lot quieter for a while, Fang Zheng smiled slightly, and arched his hand: "Sorry to disturb you, my surname is Fang Zheng, I am a new student, and I will be a senior brother with you in the future, and I hope you will take care of the younger brother." After saying that, Fang Zheng bent down respectfully, the courtesy was thoughtful, flawless, and he also smiled at them purely, green and natural, without preservatives.

I only heard a few "sneering" sounds, and all the students pursed the corners of their mouths with unified expressions, and turned their heads to continue their "Zi Yue Shiyun", completely when he didn't exist,—— Fang Zheng was secretly annoyed, what attitude! They all read the books of the sages, didn't Master Confucius teach them what "rites" are? The people who read this year have no more eyes, and the books are all read in the belly of the dog,

Only the fat man who was immersed in writing suddenly raised his head and smiled at Fang Zheng in a friendly manner, and Fang Zheng hurriedly bowed to him. It's good to be a fat man, I feel a sense of security when I look at this body shape, but this guy is so fat that he is too disagreeable, from a distance, it looks like a bunch of white flesh on the board, and Fang Zheng can't see clearly what his facial features look like, there is too much flesh on his face, and his eyes and nose have been squeezed and distorted.

Fang Zheng saw that there was still a vacant seat next to the fat man, so he didn't hesitate to pull Xiao Wu towards him, and after sitting down, he looked left and right, this classroom was actually similar to the classroom where he studied in his previous life, the difference was that there was no blackboard behind the podium. - Chalk hasn't been invented yet, has it?

Xiao Wu quickly took out the pen and ink inkstone in the bookbag and put it on the table, and helped Fang Zheng polish the ink, spread the paper, and put the book on the side of the desk, and then withdrew to wait for him outside the gate of the academy. According to the regulations, students are not allowed to bring their children to class.

After Xiao Wu left, no one talked to Fang Zheng, he felt quite bored, and seeing that the fat brother was still immersed in writing, he pulled the corner of the fat brother's clothes and whispered: "Hey, fat man, what are you doing?" ”

The reason why he is so rude to call him a fat man is because Fang Zheng found that this fat man is actually very easy to deal with, and he is the first person to hand him an olive branch, Fang Zheng has never seen such a person, and besides, this fat man has elegant manners, Yonghua bearing, and should have a good family education. ——Speaking of tutoring, Fang Zheng remembered that one bite of a "fucking" little bamboo shoot, the same person, why is the gap so big?

The fat man stopped his pen, looked at Fang Zheng, pointed to his nose, and said in amazement: "You called me?" ”

Fang Zheng nodded.

The fat man said unhappily: "Who is the fat man?" Am I fat? ”

Fang Zheng didn't speak, and looked at him with disdain.

The fat man looked at his body shape, then at Fang Zheng, and then at the others, and finally slumped his shoulders down, silently admitting that he was indeed fat.

Fang Zheng turned his disdain into joy, that is, he can't cover his ears and steal the bell to such a shameless point. He patted the fat man's fat shoulder comfortingly: "Eat less, exercise more, maybe you can lose some meat." ”

Wow, it feels so good to the hand, and the hand falls like a stone thrown into a pond, swinging round and round of flesh waves. - Meat wave, that's the word, it's not wrong.

The fat man seemed to be very unaccustomed to being slapped by others so affectionately, he twisted his shoulders unnaturally, and smiled forcefully: "Thank you, thank you." ”

Fang Zheng didn't care about his reaction, and continued to pat him on the shoulder, "What's your surname, brother?" ”

The fat man helplessly let him pat, and said listlessly: "Don't be expensive, surnamed Zhou." ”

Fang Zheng boasted: "Yo, yes, the national surname, this surname is good." "It seems to remember that the current emperor is also surnamed Zhou.

The fat man couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "I can't help myself if my surname is good or not." ”

That's right, Fang Zheng has nothing to say.

Fang Zheng looked around, and then mysteriously whispered in his ear, "What are you doing at home?" ”

The fat man looked at Fang Zheng in amazement, and then a hint of understanding flashed in his eyes, and his little eyes rolled around, and he said vaguely: "Do some small business...... Silk, porcelain, jewelry, everything. Brother Fang, your family is ......" I just introduced myself, and the fat man knew that his surname was Fang.

"Oh, my family is similar to you, I do everything, you won't have heard of the Fang family business in the capital, right?" Fang Zheng said with a big grin.

The fat man suddenly said: "Oh, it turned out to be the Shaodong of the Fang family, fortunately." ”

Fang Zheng politely arched his hand and said, "I haven't asked Brother Zhou's name yet." ”

"Ben...... That, in the next surname Zhou, there is no ......" The fat man suddenly stopped his mouth, and changed his words: "In the next surname Zhou, there is no word in the single name." ”

None of the weeks? What's so weird about the name? It's awkward to read, it seems that the fat man's parents don't read much. Zhou has nothing to do, what do you want, and I am afraid that his family will lose money in the business of taking this name.

"Ah, it turned out to be Brother Zhou Wu, looking up for a long time." Fang Zheng hypocritically polite.

"You know me?" The fat man wondered.

"I don't know, I've never heard of it." Fang Zheng told the truth.

"Then you're still 'looking up for a long time'." The fat man rolled his eyes in disdain.

Fang Zheng smiled dryly: "Kind words, like I asked you, 'Have you eaten?' Actually, I didn't want to invite you to dinner, I just said hello to you. ”

The fat man laughed.

Fang Zheng and the fat man chatted without a word, and the legendary scene where the NPC saw the male protagonist and "bowed his head" did not appear. What does the fat man say, he is still quite sincere, a little cunning, and there may be a flash of light in his small slitted eyes, Fang Zheng feels that this person may not be as honest as he seems. Probably he hid himself deeply, deeply, down to the sewers. ——When it comes to the sewer, Fang Zheng is in a bad mood.

“…… In the end, Cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after, having sex every day, with five days off at the end of the month, and Cinderella's sister and sister were replacing the sex, and the prince lived very happily until his words shrank...... "Fang Zheng felt a little guilty, the beautiful fairy tale made him make up a meat joke, I'm really sorry for the Brothers Grimm."

The fat man listened happily, his fat body shook excitedly, and his mouth kept saying: "Say one more, say another ......"

Looking at the fat man whose male hormones had risen significantly, Fang Zheng felt a chill in his heart. The taste of the ancients was too low-level, not only the fat man listened to the eyebrows and danced, and his interest was high, but even the students next to him who originally disdained him also stopped reading, and the classroom was quiet, their eyes pretended to be reading, but their ears were held high, the reader was really hypocritical!

Fang Zheng's eyes swept away, and the students coughed dryly twice, and began to chant "Zi Yue Shiyun" again, cut! I just finished listening to the meat joke and went to read the book of sages again, beware of Old Master Kong jumping out of the coffin and smiling you scum. Of course, Young Master Fang didn't think that he was a scumbag, he was just a touchstone at best, and under his first attempt, all these well-dressed students turned into ghosts.

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