Chapter 13: Couplet, see also Couplet
"Do you still want to hear it?" Fang Zheng was as evil as the snake in the Garden of Eden that tempted Eve to eat the fruit.
"Yes, yes!" The fat man lit his fat head like a chicken pecking rice.
"Five taels of silver is a story, cash transactions, no credit!" Fang Zheng's original form was exposed, showing hideous fangs. At the age of eighteen, he can no longer reach out to his family, Fang Zheng must earn some pocket money for himself.
The fat man looked at Fang Zheng dissatisfiedly: "Brother Fang, your family is rich enough, why don't you even let go of this little money." β
"My home is my home, what does it matter to me, do you know what 'work-study' is?" Fang Zheng looked down at the fat man arrogantly, this guy looked like a master who only spent money and couldn't make money.
"Oh? What do you mean? "The fat man was at a loss.
"It is to study diligently, work hard to make money, be self-reliant, self-sufficient, and try to cause as little trouble as possible to the family." Fang Zheng patiently explained to him.
"No wonder Brother Fang's family can earn such a family property, the Fang family's tutor is really extraordinary." The fat man praised with a look of adoration.
Fang Zheng nodded proudly: "That's, how about it?" Five taels of silver is a story, Tong Su is not bullied, is this business done? β
The fat man took out a silver ticket from his arms nonchalantly, and slapped it in Fang Zheng's hand without looking at it: "Ten first!" "It's full of nouveau riche visiting the kiln and calling him a fan, Fang Zheng doesn't want to deal with him.
Take the silver ticket and look at it, scared! Five hundred taels? Isn't ten stories fifty taels? Did the fat man mishear, or did he miscalculate? Or, he doesn't know how to count at all?
"Fatty, what is three times forty-five?"
The fat man snapped his fingers, tilted his head and thought for a while, and then said uncertainly: "It's equal to...... Ninety-five...... Right? β
Okay, rest assured. Fang Zheng put the silver ticket into his arms with peace of mind, cleared his throat and said, "I'll tell you the story of "Sleeping Beauty" first, just by listening to the name, you know that the content must be very exciting, hehe." β
"Yes, yes." The fat man's fat head clicked quickly.
"Well, cough cough ......" There was a cough sound in the distance, the fat man put away a lewd smile, quickly sat upright, and whispered: "Sit down, Master Chen has come to teach." β
It turned out that it was class time, Fang Zheng looked left and right, and saw that the students were sitting straight, and when Master Chen walked to the podium, everyone got up and saluted respectfully, and Fang Zheng followed suit.
Master Chen glanced at Fang Zheng intentionally or unintentionally, and then motioned for everyone to sit down, open the book, and start teaching.
"The way of the university is in Mingmingde, in being close to the people, and in stopping at perfection ......"
Fang Zheng yawned boredly, and there was a large string of "Zhihu also" from Master Chen's ears, Fang Zheng was as ignorant and dazed as a dog looking at the stars, a typical ignorant person's expression.
Glancing at the fat man, he found that he was also inattentive, no matter what the master said on it, he ignored it, and took care of writing and drawing on the paper. Looking at the other students, half of them didn't listen to the lectures much, and they were busy with their own things, some of them pinched the knife to manicure their nails, some took off the jade pendant on their waists and held it in their hands to caress and admire, as if touching their lover's RF as affectionate and meticulous, and some put their heads on the table, but their eyes were focused on the bottom, and they took a closer look, heh, they were looking at extracurricular books with illustrations.
After seeing the performance of these students, Fang Zheng was happy, this is simply a copy of his previous life when he was in college classes. Looking at Master Chen again, he lectured without raising his eyelids, ignoring the various attitudes of the students below, and he was also very much like a university teacher in later generations. Hehe, it's so kind, going to school is getting more and more interesting.
Being good has always been Fang Zheng's advantage, so he also lay on the table and slept lazily. I got up too early in the morning, and Young Master Fang was still sleepy.
was sleeping in a daze, and felt that someone had kicked him gently, Fang Zheng looked up and saw that the fat man was frowning at him. The fat man's facial features were already long enough to fail, and after squeezing his eyebrows again, Fang Zheng found - Huh? It's a lot more pleasing to the eye. It's amazing! It turns out that the so-called "negative and negative positive" in mathematics is still very reasonable.
Fang Zheng said loudly: "Don't move! Yes, just keep your expression and don't move. Well, that's good! Fang Zheng happily patted the fat man's shoulder and said, "It turns out that you are also handsome, yes, you are about to catch up with me, haha." β
The fat man covered his face and sighed, turned his head and said in a muffled voice, "You're done." β
Fang Zheng was startled, looked around, and found that everyone was staring at him, including Master Chen......
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Fang Zheng's university teacher told him a long time ago that getting carried away comes at a price. Although Young Master Fang was not proud now, he was indeed forgetful. So he's waiting to see what the price will be. - Teachers in ancient times shouldn't have asked parents to talk to each other at every turn, right?
Chen Fuzi is a good person, an intellectual with the idea of serving the country with loyalty, and he admires Fang Zheng more, which makes Fang Zheng feel very guilty, in fact, he has no intention of making trouble in class.
Master Chen said with a straight face: "Fang Zheng, I see you talking and laughing, you must be knowledgeable, you don't need to listen to my nagging anymore?" β
Fang Zheng hurriedly arched his hand and said: "Don't dare, the student has forgotten for a while, and I hope that the master will be forgiving." β
Chen Fuzi said: "I see that you are full of confidence, you must have integrated the four books and five classics, and the subset of scriptures and history, so let's do it, the old man will not bully you, I will make a pair, if you can match, this matter will be revealed, how about it?" When Chen Fuzi said this, his expression was stiff, but a smile flashed in his eyes. - This guy isn't exactly a nerd, either?
I also opened up the second pulse of Ren Du! This guy is trying to run on me. Fang Zheng was secretly indignant, knowing that you are addicted to the pair with me, do you want to say it to the pair, can you be guilty of such a roundabout?
A group of students responded: "Okay, good! β
"That's how it should be, the teacher is magnanimous, and the bodhisattva is hearted."
Depend on! A group of Sven scum who fell into the well to see the excitement! Fang Zheng thought hatefully. It's good to be a fat man, he was quite tempted by this upcoming bustle, and on the other hand, he looked at Fang Zheng worriedly, afraid that his new friend would make a fool of himself on the spot, and he weighed the two sides and was embarrassed. ββFang Zheng felt that what he was most worried about was that his five hundred taels of silver tickets were lost.
Fang Zheng looked at Master Chen cautiously and tried to communicate with him: "Master, can you not be the right pair?" Is it good to change the palm of the hand? β
With a smile in his eyes, Master Chen shook his head slowly, and said firmly: "There is no negotiation, if you can match the pair, the matter will be stopped, if you can't match, you will be punished for copying "University" a hundred times." β
This guy is so unkind and builds his interests on other people's pain. It is said that the ancients upheld the path of benevolence and virtue, why did all the ancients I met seem to be sinister and cunning? Even the teacher in the school is also this kind of beating.
Fang Zheng hung his head and said, "Then please invite the master to come out, right?" β
Master Chen looked out the window and muttered for a while, the academy was not far from the Qinhuai River, and he happened to see the scenery of Qinhuai outside the window. Master Chen stroked his long beard and said slowly: "Qin Huaifeng chases the shadow." Chen Fuzi's face was full of nostalgia, could it be that he recalled the scenery of visiting the kiln when he was in his prime?
"Good union!" Fang Zheng blurted out praise. In fact, this pair is not good, anyway, it is customary to praise it, and if you don't like it, you don't have taste.
Master Chen stroked his beard and smiled, and said, "This union is very usual, and it is not difficult for you, you are right." β
A group of students looked at Fang Zheng with different expressions, some gloating, some frowning and thinking, and of course, some sympathized with him, this one is represented by the fat man.
Fang Zheng followed the example of Master Chen, pretending to look out the window deeply, and groaned. The scenery outside the window is good, the breeze, the weeping willows, the painting boat, the powder. ββThe painting boats of the Qinhuai River are also open during the day, and the bows of each painting boat are docked for those literati and to come on the boat to chant poems with the girls during the day and show their talents. - Of course, there are also those who prostitute themselves in the daytime, and the literati are generally embarrassed to say it.
Fang Zheng also wanted to appreciate the famous Qinhuai Fengyue, of course, being with the girls was pure and knowledgeable, and there was absolutely no other meaning. If the girls were overwhelmed by Young Master Fang's talent and violently forced him to spend the spring with them, he wouldn't be able to resist, would he? Are they numerous......
"yes, yes!" The urging voices of the students interrupted Fang Zheng's YY, and they were all impatient to see that he had been muttering for a long time and had not yet finished.
Fang Zheng looked left and right, saw the painted boats across the river, and had an idea, and said to Master Chen: "Qin Huaifeng chases the shadow, the students are in the lower link, and the brothel is turning the sky." β
As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of laughter, and even the calm face of Master Chen pulled the corners of his mouth.
The fat man patted Fang Zheng on the shoulder and laughed, "You are so talented!" β
That is, my Wenqu star is down to earth.