Chapter 4: Tuba (2nd Update)

Sima Yi didn't have time to look at him, he was busy watching Sun Tzu's Art of War, in fact, he had already seen it, but he just learned from the past, and sometimes success was very simple, that is, it was constantly repeated and repeated.

Pan Long not only picked up the cotton clothes and wore them, but also drank the porridge, people can even drink their own urine under extreme conditions, not to mention these trivial things, he quickly understood this truth, and the future Emperor Xuanwu was still in prison with him, this matter is absolutely glorious.

After a quarter of an hour of silence, Pan Long still planned to disturb Sima Yi, because he had too many questions in his heart waiting for Sima Yi to answer, so he asked, "Brother Zhongda, why did you get into prison?" ”

"Kill!"

The answer is crisp and crisp.

Pan Long was skeptical, and continued: "Back then, Han Gaozu Liu Bang agreed to the third chapter of the law, and the murderer died, so you were also sentenced to death?" ”

Sima Yi did not speak again.

Of course, Pan Long didn't know that what Sima Yi said was a lie, and as for why he was in prison, this is something that cannot be said when the sky falls.

Cao Cao wanted to give Sima Yi an iron rice bowl, but Sima Yi disliked Cao Cao as a "eunuch and ugly" eunuch, he looked down on Cao Cao in his heart, so he simply fought with Zhou Sheng, deliberately let people arrest him and hide in prison, of course, this prison has nothing to do with it, and no one can enter if they want to, even if they come in, they may not be treated with a quilt.

This is Hedong County, Taishou is Du Ji, Du Ji and Sima Yi have a shared friend Hu Zhao, so Sima Yi has the treatment of covering the quilt.

So at night, Pan Long also had the idea of squeezing into Sima Yi's bed, and all people's behaviors are governed by thoughts, so Pan Long thought so and did so.

It is naturally very warm for two people to sleep on a quilt, and Pan Long naturally had a good night's sleep, but a voice kept echoing in his head all night: "Shrink, shrink, shrink。。。。。。 ”

Pan Long didn't have time to think about what this shrinkage meant, he only knew that he was going to go to WC this time, and it was a tuba, because the trumpet could be solved in prison, and there was a bucket in the corner of the wall, which was specially used to solve the trumpet, but the tuba had no choice, so he could only go outside, and besides, the tuba was not often here, and after asking Sima Yi, he boldly shouted: "Is there anyone?" I'm going to the hut! ”

After a while, a jailer walked over with a swaggering head, and as a jailer he could also act as a county magistrate, and in an extremely arrogant tone, he looked at Pan Long with contempt and said, "Are you going to go to the thatched house?" ”

Pan Long nodded, and then the cell door opened, and dozens of pounds of iron ropes locked his hands, Pan Long understood that this was a common method in the cell to prevent prisoners from escaping.

The outside was indeed several times colder than the inside, but Pan Long still took the opportunity to ask: "Brother Cha, when can I go home, I haven't broken the law?" ”

The jailer said, "How did you get arrested if you didn't break the law?" ”

Pan Long said: "I heard them say that they didn't let me out at night, so they arrested me unreasonably." ”

The jailer said: "Oh, your question is not big, obediently, in a few days, Du Taishou will come to interrogate him personally, and in this case like you, you will pay some money." ”

Pan Long was relieved when he heard that the problem was not big, as for the matter of letting him pay the money, he really wanted to ask if it was okay to brush his face.

"Shrink, shrink, shrink。。。。。。" This voice began to appear again in his subconscious, Pan Long felt very strange, so after entering the thatched house, he unconsciously chanted: "Shrink, why am I 。。。。。。 ”

Pan Long didn't finish a word, his body suddenly shrunk, and even the chain shrunk, shrinking to the size of an ant, he couldn't believe it, it turned out that Professor Lei's experiment was successful, and he concentrated on making himself bigger and smaller repeatedly, as if it was easy to operate, and his own mind could be operated, Pan Long was a little excited, in this era of human life like a mustard, he finally had a protective stunt.

"The prisoner is running!" Pan Long screamed after shrinking his body, he was most disgusted with this kind of fox and fake tiger person, so he was going to start the whole person.

In order to avoid the stench of the hut, the two jailers ran a few feet away and basked in the sun, when they heard that someone wanted to run, they immediately cheered up.

"Dare to run!"

"Look for death!"

The two of them ran like rabbits to check the thatched house, and sure enough, the person was gone.

The two quickly reported the cell boss, and the whole cell exploded, and the archers quickly seized the high ground and climbed onto the roof, but they did not see a ghost.

So the cell boss personally inspected the thatched house again, and sure enough, it was still stinking, and Pan Long was honestly squatting there, and when he saw the cell leader, he showed a smug smile and said, "Hehe, sir, if you want to come to the tuba, you can only queue up, and I will have to wait for a while." ”

The cell boss did not speak, and closed the door of the latrine with a bang, and his face immediately turned the color of pig's liver.

Pan Long only heard the sound of two slaps, and then there was a very angry scolding voice from the cell boss: "You two have nothing to do to walk me to play?" Aren't people in it? ”

The two jailers didn't mention how bitter they were at this time, comparable to bitter gourds, and defended: "Boss, we have just seen it, but there is no one inside." ”

"No one in there? Is there a ghost in there now? ”

The jailer didn't say anything anymore, he could only say in his heart that there was really a ghost, and if he wanted to say this kind of thing, it would be okay if one person didn't see it clearly, and if two people looked away at the same time, this matter was absolutely strange.

After a false alarm throughout the cell, the cell boss continued his unfinished breakfast, while the others went about their duties, and the two jailers froze.

After Pan Long came out of the thatched house, he was successfully kicked twice on his buttocks, and he was angry, and he always had to find a way to vent, but fortunately, the padded jacket was thick enough and his butt didn't hurt.

As soon as Pan Long returned to the cell, Sima Yi stared at him for a while before he said, "I heard that someone saw you running away?" ”

"I didn't run, besides, I have to run at night, can I run during the day?" Pan Long told the truth.

Sima Yi said: "Don't be smart, no one can escape from here." ”

Although Pan Long didn't think so, he didn't want to say anything.

Since this incident, the cell boss has also paid special attention to Pan Long, and asked him alone, Pan Long naturally called himself an orphan, otherwise what else could he say about this black household?

Although Sima Yi was extremely smart and found that Pan Long was a little different from ordinary people, he also had nothing to do with himself and hung high.

With the ability to shrink, it is not omnipotent, but at least filling the stomach is not a problem, so the cell boss always finds that his chicken legs will inexplicably only have bones, and then there is no extra food in the kitchen, so Pan Long began to shift his position to Taishou's house again.