Chapter 5: The Art of Bone Reduction (1st Update)
On this day, the sun rose as usual, and after drinking the porridge, Sima Yi stared at Pan Long and said, "How did I find out that you are a little fatter than when you came?" ”
Pan Long subconsciously touched his face, touched his stomach again, and hurriedly haha: "Impossible, you can drink porridge every day to get fat, that is really the first miracle in the world." ”
Sima Yi firmly believed that he would not be mistaken, so he looked at Pan Long with his eyes without moving, and said: "Brother Dingtian, I heard that there are many people with extraordinary abilities in the world, and even more can do the art of strange door escape and bone shrinking, do you believe it or not?" ”
Pan Long was very surprised by Sima Yi's words today, wondering if he would find any clues, right? But even if he found out, Pan Long also planned to die and refused to admit it, anyway, Sima Yi couldn't slap him flat and stretch, and no one would believe him when he said it, he would only be beaten up as a madman.
"I believe in a ghost! What strange doors, what shrunken bones, it's all nonsense, could it be that Brother Zhongda would believe these nonsense? ”
"I didn't believe it before, of course, but since I found out you were missing last night, I've started to believe it."
Pan Long blinked violently a few times, he was worried that Sima Yi would find out, and sure enough, it was discovered, paper can't contain the fire, not to mention that they still sleep in a quilt, it is indeed a bit difficult not to be discovered by him, not to mention that Sima Yi is a person who is smarter than others when he falls asleep.
Pan Long was also ready to see the move, so he continued to haha: "I naturally slept all night last night, and I didn't go anywhere?" As for you finding out that I'm gone, are you sure it's not a dream? ”
Sima Yi said: "Naturally, I'm not dreaming, I even know when you will come back." ”
When Pan Long heard this, he couldn't help but grit his teeth secretly, when he went out, he obviously heard Sima Yi's snoring like thunder, and it was the same when he came back, it turned out that this goods were pretended, but he would not admit it if he died, if he admitted it, it would be equivalent to exposing his weaknesses, and sooner or later he would be treated as a monster by people.
"Haha, Brother Zhongda, you are just talking nonsense, if I really know what kind of Qimen Bone Reduction Technique, what are I still doing in this broken cell?"
Sima Yi saw that Pan Long did not admit it at this time, put away the Art of War in his hand, and then turned his back to Pan Long, and said slowly: "In March this year, Sun Ce captured Qu'a County, in May Liu Bei resisted Yuan Shu in Huaiyin, and was attacked by Lu Bu Xuzhou, in August Cao Cao coerced the Son of Heaven to order the candidates and moved the capital to Xuchang, and then Sun Ce betrayed Yuan Shu and retreated to Jiangdong, and in November Zhang Ji died in battle, and his son Zhang Xiu led his people and joined Liu Biao to guard Wancheng!" ”
Sima Yi's words made Pan Long confused, this matter and the topic of Fang Cai couldn't be played at all, and he couldn't figure out what Sima Yi meant for a while, so he could only put his thumb up high and praised: "Brother Zhongda is really a god!" I didn't expect to know everything about the world in prison, and it can be said that I was strategizing and winning thousands of miles away! ”
"Only Zhang Liang is worthy of winning a thousand miles away, I ask myself if he is not as good as him." Sima Yi turned his body around at this time, stared at Pan Long again, and said, "When a person wants to hide himself, he must have something bigger to do, let's say, what is the purpose of your coming here?" ”
Pan Long knew that if he didn't give Sima Yi a satisfactory answer, he wouldn't give up, sometimes people are too smart and really annoying.
"Since I have been discovered by you, I will not hide it, I am a heavenly immortal, I came to save the world, the current world is in chaos, wars are raging, so that the people are not living, the family is ruined, I am the representative of the heavenly realm, I am here to resolve this disaster."
Sima Yi naturally didn't believe Pan Long's words, but was a little annoyed, quietly put his face up, and said: "Brother Dingtian, I want my Sima Yi to be honest with you, but you don't tell me the truth, it's really chilling!" ”
At this point, Pan Long was also a little annoyed, and said: "Anyway, you don't believe what I said, to borrow what you just said, you must have bigger things to do to hide yourself, so what is your purpose?" ”
"I don't have a purpose, I just broke the law and went to prison, it's as simple as that!" Sima Yi also said the lie sonorously and powerfully, and even seemed to be more true than the truth, if Pan Long was not a person in the 21st century, he would definitely be deceived by him.
"Hehehehe." Pan Long laughed four times, laughing so much that Sima Yi's scalp was numb, and then his eyes stared at him tightly, and said: "It would be good if it was really that simple, as far as I know, you are here to raise your glory, you clearly know that when there is chaos today, the heroes are competing for hegemony, and the two tigers are fighting each other, and there is an injury, not to mention that there are many tigers fighting?" So what you want is to sweep the sand, the rest is the king, and when the world is relatively stable, you pick a strong one, first follow behind someone else's ass, and then wait for the opportunity to surpass him, take his inheritance, and finally dominate the world! ”
"Hahaha, nonsense!" Sima Yi still flatly denied it.
"Am I talking nonsense? Then Cao Cao summoned you to be an official, why didn't you go? Why are you hiding here studying the art of war? Don't tell me it's to kill time! Do you want me to go out and inform Cao Mengde? ”
Sima Yi couldn't laugh anymore, he wanted to get to the bottom of Pan Long, and his ancestors had to ask about it, but he didn't want to be beaten by him, this rake really caught him off guard, and now Cao Cao is looking for him all over the world, he doesn't want to be known, and now he regrets telling Pan Long his real name, but no matter what era it is, regret medicine is not sold.
Sima Yi was silent, Pan Long clearly knew that his silence was acquiescence, he successfully counterattacked, looking at Sima Yi squatting down to watch Sun Tzu's Art of War, he couldn't help but have a joy of victory in his heart.
In the next few days, Sima Yi was as docile as a sheep, no longer asking about Pan Long, and he had to learn to shut up to hide himself.
But Sima Yi will not give up, after all, someone knows his secret, he will not let Pan Long spoil his big things, he will find a way to get Pan Long away, and it is very likely that he will kill people when necessary, but he will not do it himself.
On this day, the sun rose as usual, Pan Long just picked up the porridge and was about to drink it, but the cell boss came to Pan Long with a smile on his face: "Hahahaha, Pan Dingtian, you come out, I have something to discuss with you." ”
The cell door was opened, and Pan Long also came out, what made Pan Long puzzled was that he didn't shackle him this time, looked back at Sima Yi, and found that he was still looking at Sun Tzu's Art of War seriously.
followed the cell boss outside, on the special dining table for the cell boss, there were several plates of sumptuous meals, not to mention anything else, a roasted whole chicken greatly aroused Pan Long's appetite, as if it had just been roasted, the meat was still very intoxicating, and several jailers next to him were already wiping saliva with their hands.