Chapter 359: Bandit Father-in-law
Guangcai Palace, Zheng Ru covered the back of his head and wailed in pain. The red blood flowed out of the gate, and soon dyed his purple official robe, turned his head and saw that Fang Zheng's hands were empty, and the delicate ivory board that was originally in his hand was now lying quietly at Zheng Ru's feet, Zheng Ru immediately understood what was going on, and immediately covered his head with one hand. One hand trembled slightly and pointed at Fang Zheng and said, "Fang Zheng! You, how dare you commit murder in the temple! ”
Turning his head, Zheng Ru faced the fat man. said indignantly: "Your Majesty, have you seen it all?" Fang Zheng is committing murder in front of you and hundreds of civil and military officials, and the old minister has not wronged him! ”
Then he stretched out his bloodstained hand, trembled slightly, and said, "Your Majesty, look, blood, blood."
The fat man sat high on the dragon chair. frowned in disgust, nodded and said, "Lian saw it, well, it was blood,"
"Come on, quickly help Zheng Aiqing to the Tai Hospital to bandage, Zheng Aiqing is the important weapon of the country, and I told the imperial doctor to be careful and properly diagnosed."
Zheng Ru pushed open the small yellow door that he wanted to step forward to support, and said loudly: "Your Majesty, no!" The old minister is not leaving! The old minister was watching right here. Fang Zheng committed murder in the palace, please ask the emperor to punish him severely, and follow the rules of the court."
The ministers talked a lot, and looked at Fang Zheng with a little more contempt, the young man is really a young man, he will do it if he doesn't agree with him, so there is half a point of officialdom in the scheming of the city government? Above the Golden Palace, no matter how deep the hatred is, he always greets him with a smile in person, and until the last time when the poor dagger overthrows the political enemy, the harmony on the surface of the court must still be maintained.
But this Lord Fang never seemed to have taken the so-called officialdom rules into account, laughing and scolding in the court, and fighting, there was nothing he didn't dare to do, this temper was too aggrieved to be an official, and it was more promising to be the second brother on the mountain.
The fat man wiped his sweat and looked at Fang Zheng with a calm face, the fat man couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart, and he began to be dissatisfied with Zheng Ru, the older this old thing gets, the more confused he becomes, it doesn't matter how you scold Fang Zheng, why do you have to arrange other people's wives? Who does he marry as a concubine, and what does it matter to you?
Zheng Ru didn't realize that Fang Zheng behind him was slowly condensing his anger, and he still shouted loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, you all look at it, this is what the second-grade minister of the imperial court did!" This is the behavior of the prince of the dynasty! The old man is old, why pity this old body? But the old man couldn't see that there were ministers in the court who openly committed murder! What is the law of the country? Wherever the emperor is! The old minister begged the emperor to make the decision for the old minister and severely punish Fang Zheng".
At this time, more than a dozen officials of the Imperial History Stage knelt down one after another and said in unison: "I implore the emperor to severely punish Fang Zheng."
Fang Zheng said lazily: "Okay, don't shout, a lot of age, like a shrew in this golden palace, are you ashamed?" Why don't you roll a few more? A few cloudy old tears? ”
Zheng Ru said angrily: "Fang Zheng." You: "You deceive people too much!" Did you hit me with a board just now? In front of the Manchu civil and military, do you dare to deny it? ”
Everyone stared at Fang Zheng, and everyone knew it, but whenever Fang Zheng did something bad, his first reaction would definitely be to lie and not admit it. Everyone wanted to see what excuse Fang Zheng would use to get past this time.
This time, Fang Zheng's reaction was beyond everyone's expectations, his eyes widened, and he was very single
Finish.
"Yes, I smashed it. The head is not bad, if Lao Tzu has a brick in his hand, he will definitely shoot you to death, an old bastard! ”
Everyone was stunned and talked about it one after another.
Lord Fang's performance today is a little unfamiliar, didn't he rely on it in the past? Why is it so unscrupulously admitted today?
Zheng Ru covered his head, trembled and pointed at Fang Zheng and said angrily: "You Fang Zheng, you are too presumptuous!" Above the Golden Palace, before the royal drive. How can the law of the land allow you to insult the ministers of the court in such a way? Today, even if the old man fights to the death, he will have to distinguish the rights and wrongs from you! ”
Fang Zheng sneered: "Don't say it so righteously, I know that you officials like to talk about it, how do you talk about it on weekdays." Lao Tzu should fart, too lazy to pay attention, the more you talk about it, what kind of concubine does Lao Tzu marry, do you have to ask you first? You treat yourself as a green onion, who the loves to take your dipping sauce! ”
Zheng Ru said angrily: "You, you are simply rude!" Who cares about your wife's wife? But you married a bandit woman and came home. Then no! You are a second-class member of the imperial court, the prince of the imperial court, you represent the face of the imperial court, marrying a female bandit is not only your own business, this is related to the dignity and prestige of the imperial court, this move will make the imperial court a laughing stock of the world! You say it's none of our business? ”
More than a dozen officials knelt on the Golden Temple. Loudly echoed: "Ministers" seconded what Lord Zheng said, Fang Zheng has no national law, his words and deeds are domineering, and he even marries bandits as concubines, which greatly hurts the face of the court, and the ministers ask the emperor to punish him severely! ”
Above the court, the ministers were in an uproar. In addition to the officials, at this time, some ministers who usually looked at Fang Zheng not very well also walked out of class. knelt in the middle of the Golden Palace, and pleaded in unison to severely punish Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng slowly glanced at the ministers who were kneeling in the Golden Hall to punish him severely, his eyes were extremely cold, and then Fang Zheng suddenly stood up, put his hands behind his back, and then began to look up to the sky and laugh, the laughter echoed and spread above the Golden Palace, making people tremble and fear.
"My Zheng was born in a civilian businessman, and I am not tolerated by you, how fortunate is the Fang family today, and I was pointed out by thousands of people on the top of the golden palace of the court. It's just that I married a bandit wife, haha, my lords, you think too highly of my family! ”
Zheng Ru also stood up, stared at Fang Zheng and said slowly: "Lord Fang, the old man doesn't care what your background is, but since you are in the court. As the emperor's courtier, you should introspect and self-discipline in what you say and do, don't smear the face of the court, you marry a bandit as a concubine, and you are willing to be the same as the bandits, how will the people of the world view our court? What do you think of the emperor? The old man, as the middle of the imperial history, has the right to supervise and picket hundreds of officials and even the emperor, Lord Fang's move is a loss of official reputation, a loss of morality, and the old man's responsibility is to stand up and participate in your book. ”
Fang Zheng sneered: "Since Lord Zheng cares so much about this official, why don't you ask Lord Zheng to give me a suggestion, what should this official do to satisfy your Imperial Historian?" ”
Zheng Ru said: "If you answer in vain on this golden palace and leave your bandit concubine room, the old man and others will have nothing to say."
"Divorce her?" Fang Zheng suddenly smiled weirdly: "What does Lord Zheng mean is that if I divorce her, I can keep my high-ranking official and this hard-won wealth, and you will no longer trouble me from now on?" ”
Zheng Ru said with a calm expression: "Lord Fang's words are serious, just an insignificant female bandit leader. The background is not right, the way is not just, why do adults have to marry her and ruin their own name, how rude they are. How many good ones can be among them? Adults are young and tall, and they are handsome, why not be a cheap girl? Why did the lord hurt the face of the court and offend his colleagues in the Manchu Dynasty for her? .
Fang Zheng smiled when he heard this, and he smiled happily. It's like hearing a big joke today, the smile is getting deeper and deeper, and the laughter is getting louder and louder. Finally he leaned forward and leaned back. Started laughing. The laughter was hoarse, with a bit of poignant.
The fat man sitting on the dragon chair chuckled in his heart and said secretly: It's broken!
Before the fat man could stand up and play the round, he saw Fang Zheng laugh and suddenly walked in front of a minister. Stretched out his hand and smiled: "Come, lend me the Xunban in your hand."
The minister didn't know why, so he handed Xun Ban to Fang Zheng.
Fang Zheng took the Xun board, then walked in front of Zheng Ru, and showed him a very kind smile, just when everyone and Zheng Ru were confused, Fang Zheng's face suddenly changed, and the ivory Xun board in his hand was as fast as lightning, with a crisp "bang". Zheng Ru's head was opened on the spot, and when blood burst out, Zheng Ru screamed, and then fainted softly.
The ministers were in an uproar, and the ministers stared at Fang Zheng in shock and fear, stunned by his fierce and vicious shot. And more than a dozen officials were shocked and angry, pointing at Fang Zheng and speechless for a long time.
Fang Zheng's hand was very heavy, and the ivory plate smashed on Zheng Ru's head, splitting into several white pieces. Mixed with the blood of Shang Zheng Ru, it looks extremely scary.
Clapping his hands casually, Fang Zheng looked at more than a dozen officials with a smile, and said in a kind tone: "Which other adult wants to persuade this official to take a concubine?" Come, let's talk about it, speak freely, this official is broad-minded, good as flowing, and by no means the kind of person who can't listen to opinions, hehe,"
Fang Zheng grinned after speaking, revealing Bai Sensen's two rows of white teeth, with a smile on his face, but the gaze staring at the officials exuded a terrifying cold light, which looked particularly deflated.
Officials are not afraid of the powerful, but it is one thing not to be afraid of the powerful, it does not mean that they are not afraid of hooligans. In front of the powerful, they rely on their self-perceived righteousness, and they dare to go-for-tat and refuse to give an inch. Give yourself a good name in history.
But in front of hooligans, the so-called righteousness, the so-called history of the famous, all fucking bullshit! The hooligans will not reason with them, and if they don't agree with each other, they will slap you all over the face, and who will they reason with when the time comes? I'm afraid that even historians will never write themselves very glorious in the history books, and Zheng Ru who is lying down is a good negative example.
The officials are afraid, maybe they will participate in Fang Zheng in the future. But now is by no means a good time to join him, as long as you are not a fool, you can see that this second-class member and loyal prince is really angry, no one will still pretend to be a loyal and unyielding loyal minister at this time, and he will not be interested in impeaching him, it is important to leave a name in history, but it is more important to save his life, who will find it uncomfortable when this prince of the country is angry? Isn't that a lack of heart?
Fang Zheng stood in the middle of the golden hall, proudly looking at the ministers. After waiting for a long time and no one came out to argue with him, Fang Zheng couldn't help but smile contemptuously, and his tone began to become violent: "Lao Tzu's wife who worked hard to get home is reluctant to beat, reluctant to scold and carefully hold her in the palm of his hand, and serve her like an ancestor." Why? Because Lao Tzu likes her and loves her! It's worth digging your heart and lungs! You bastards who have nothing to chew their tongues, what qualifications do you have to chirp crookedly at my wife? The official is in charge of the heavens and the earth, and he also cares about Lao Tzu marrying a wife, so nosy, why don't you go to a brothel to be a turtle father? Damn it! Be polite to you, you regard it as a blessing, really think that Lao Tzu is a soft persimmon, anyone can come and pinch two? .
Slowly glancing at the officials who didn't dare to speak out, Fang Zheng snorted, "What's wrong with marrying a bandit?" Lao Tzu still likes bandits! You look down on bandits. Go home and look through your genealogy, maybe which of your ancestors eighteen generations ago was also a mountain king who relied on the mountains and water, who is inferior to whom? You bastards, on the surface, you are sanctimonious, you don't know how many male thieves and prostitutes are shy in your stomach, although my wife is a bandit, she is countless times cleaner than you, what qualifications do you have to say about her? .
"Don't use the big hat of the court to press me, I never put these things in my eyes, to put it bluntly, Lao Tzu is actually a living bandit! The bandit marries the bandit wife, made in heaven! Today, on top of this golden palace, the Fang family boldly said a word, even if they were pointed out by thousands of people, they were scolded by thousands of people, and my wife and concubine were still my wife and concubine. No one wants to break us apart, it doesn't matter how you scold me, from now on, who dares to make some comments on my family, Lao Tzu hacked him alive! If you don't believe me, try it! ”。
Fang Zheng's words were sonorous, and the sentences were deafening, echoing and spreading in the silent golden hall. For a long time. The voice like an oath floated out of the palace gate and went straight to Jiuxiao
Under the fearful gaze of the ministers, Fang Zheng calmly faced the fat man. Qi lightly confessed his guilt, ignored Zheng Ru, who was lying unconscious, waved his robe sleeves, and exited the gate of the Golden Palace.
The fat man looked at Fang Zheng's disappearing back outside the door, and smiled bitterly in his heart, this guy is so chic, he knocked people unconscious and slapped people away directly, leaving a mess but asking me to clean it up, this is really fatal,
The early dynasty made such a fuss, and naturally it could not continue. The fat man waved his hand, announced his retreat from the court, and then returned to the harem surrounded by the chamberlain and the forbidden army.
The ministers were disturbed by today's series of emergencies and did not come back to their senses, and after the dispersal of the dynasty, everyone was still standing in the Jinjian Palace, quietly discussing today's events.
Not long after, the small yellow door of the inner court came with a will, Zheng Ru was old and old, and he could not bear the heavy affairs of the court, and the holy will ruled that Zheng Ru told him to return to his hometown on the same day.
The ministers were in an uproar, and everyone had different expressions, quickly digesting this shocking and thought-provoking will in their hearts.
So far. The dispute between Fang Zheng and the officials of the DPRK and China finally came to an end. Fang Zheng won completely.
Fang Zheng left the palace gate, still on the way back to the house, in the Fang mansion, Changping had already led Luo Yueniang to meet her father-in-law and mother-in-law.
In a quiet flower hall in the backyard, Luo Yueniang stepped forward with apprehension and bowed to Master Fang and Mrs. Fang.
The second elder had to report to Changping early, and he knew Luo Yueniang's origin in detail, and when he saw Luo Yueniang kneeling with a big belly, his face was not cooked. Hurriedly stretched out his hand to support Yueniang and exclaimed! "All girls and little ladies must not be like this, you have a child in your belly, how can you do this great gift again? Beware of hurting your child
Luo Yueniang saw that Mrs. Fang spoke kindly. Immediately let go of her worries, and said with a light smile: "Mother-in-law doesn't need to worry, Yueniang has practiced martial arts since she was a child, and her body is still strong and small, and her movements are fine."
Mrs. Fang didn't dare to take the risk, and hurriedly ordered the maid to help Luo Yueniang and Changping sit down on their sides, and then Mrs. Fang looked at Changping, and then at Luo Yueniang, and saw that the two of them had almost big stomachs. With a slight bulge, Mrs. Fang raised her eyebrows slightly, and exchanged a smile with Master Fang, with happy eyes.
"If you say that our son is really capable. Others say that our Fang family is a single seedling, and the heirs are difficult to follow, but now there are two in one arms, master, this is a great joy for our Fang family, the Fang family is from Zheng'er down, it can be regarded as a branch of the leaves! It's really an ancestral knot! ”
When Changping and Luo Yueniang heard this, their faces were flushed with shame, and they all lowered their heads in unison, speechless for a long time.
Old Man Fang stroked his long beard and laughed a few times. The old face was full of joy, and even the hand stroking his beard trembled slightly, the ancients had a heavy family concept, and regarded adding children and grandchildren as the first major event of the family, Changping was pregnant with a child, which was a great joy for the Fang family, who knew that Fang Zheng quietly married a beautiful concubine, and was also pregnant with the child of the Fang family, Master Fang was so happy that he almost burst into tears, even if he closed his eyes today, he could go to see his ancestors under Jiuquan without regrets.
"Good, good, good!" Master Fang even said a few good words, and there was no other word to express his joy.
"This girl's name is Yueniang?" Old Man Fang paused and asked.
Luo Yueniang hurriedly bowed and said: "If you go back to your father-in-law, your daughter-in-law's surname is Luo, and she is called Yueniang." ”
Master Fang smiled and said: "The Fang family doesn't have so many rules, you don't have to be too restrained when you enter my Fang family, you also know my bastard son, do you think he seems to be a person who understands the rules?"
Luo Yueniang and Changping remembered that Fang Zheng had never been serious and frivolous, and they couldn't help but snort, and the two girls chuckled at the same time.
Changping is okay, but Luo Yueniang is a newcomer to her husband's house after all, and seeing that she laughed out loud in front of her father-in-law and mother-in-law, this move was a bit out of shape. So he hurriedly put on a pretty face and forcibly held back a smile.
Master Fang and Mrs. Fang glanced at each other. With a wry smile, this girl entered the house. There are many scruples in my heart, I can't let go, I will be a family in the future, so restrained, how can I get this?
"Yueniang, since you marry in, this is your future home, you must not be too restrained, the old man and your mother-in-law are both enlightened people. I don't care about the subsections, and when the old man was young, he often traveled south and north to do business, and all kinds of people have seen it. I think I'm still very good at talking, and if you live for a long time, you'll naturally know, hehe
Luo Yueniang's pretty eyes lowered slightly, and she still responded softly.
Master Fang shook his head and smiled bitterly, seeing that Luo Yueniang was a little restrained and nervous, he tried to find a topic.
"The old man heard Su'er say, you used to be "uh, the king of the mountain who relies on the mountains and eats the mountains?".
Luo Yueniang's eyelids jumped when she heard this, and her heart suddenly became terrified.
No matter how enlightened the father-in-law and mother-in-law are, the bandit industry is always unsightly, will they drive themselves out and not be allowed to meet Fang Zheng from now on? How can this be born?
"Back to my father-in-law's words, Yueniang", Yueniang Luo Yueniang hesitated for a while, and finally gritted her teeth and said: "Yes, Yueniang has been a bandit who robbed the house, robbed the merchant's red goods, and killed people. I have to do it! But "but I don't have half of the hypocrisy for Fang Zheng, I have always been sincere to him, this heart can be learned!" ”
Luo Yueniang quietly shed tears as she spoke, there is no fate, could it be that she is going to part with him before we get together today? From now on, the heavens are separated. There is no husband and wife, why is the will of God so tricky!
The second elder of the Fang family already knew the identity of Yueniang, and when Master Fang mentioned it, he didn't have the slightest discrimination, he just wanted to find a topic to break the silence, seeing Yueniang crying, Master Fang didn't feel a little at a loss, and smiled bitterly: "Hey, okay, why are you crying?" What if you've been a bandit? The old man has been in business for many years, who has not seen it? To tell you the truth, the old man once swore brothers with bandits,"
Luo Yueniang immediately stopped crying when she heard this, and looked up at Master Fang in surprise.
Master Fang smiled and said: "The old man didn't lie to you, when the old man went south and north, one day he personally carried a car of valuable goods, and when he walked to the bottom of an unknown mountain, he was surrounded by a group of soil, and the old man was naturally unwilling, so he led a few dart masters to fight with them for a long time, and then the bandit leader saw that the old man was also hard, so he stopped, I made friends with him, worshipped the handle, and coiled on his mountain for a few days, and then went down the mountain, it is a coincidence, the bandit is the same as you, also surnamed Luo, Hele
Luo Yueniang was stunned and hurriedly asked, "Does my father-in-law know his name?" ”
"His surname is Luo Mingba, and he used to make a living on that hill, but later I heard that he had changed. head, but the old man didn't know where he changed. Since then, I have broken the news with him"
"ROPA?" Luo Yueniang couldn't help but stand up, and said with surprise on her face: "Luo Ba is my father."
Master Fang was also taken aback: "There is such a thing?" You: "Your father is actually Roba?" ”
Luo Yueniang was completely relieved at this time, and when she heard the words, she stepped on one leg on the Taishi chair roughly, and then slapped her thigh, and said excitedly: "It turns out that my father-in-law and my father are friends in the world, and I am still worried to death!" Everyone is basically the same thing. It turns out that you are the second brother Fang that my father often talks about, wahahaha."
"Smack". Luo Yueniang slapped the mahogany table next to the Taishi chair, and shouted proudly: "Come on, serve wine to the old lady!" The old lady wants to get drunk with the second uncle! ”
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