Chapter 360: Make up two tables of mahjong
When Zheng returned to Fujia. Still furious. The face was so gloomy that Zhichuan's subordinates saw that the young master was happily going up, and rushed home angrily, I don't know what the young master is angry about outside today, and he doesn't dare to ask. Only cautiously waited.
Back in the small courtyard, An Zheng picked up the teacup and poured a big sip of it, smashing and groping it unsatisfactorily.
The little five on the side are smart-eyed. Hurriedly refilled Fang Zheng with another cup of tea.
"Yo!"
Fang Zheng slapped the table fiercely, Xiao Wu was frightened, and fell to his knees in a hurry, and said with a pale face: "Little mistake, young master is angry" Fang Zheng screamed.
"Young Master, what's wrong with you? Xiao Wu was terrified.
Oh hands,! People are unlucky, and they can't even get along with Lao Tzu at the table! Xiao Wu, move this broken table out and chop it for firewood! Fang Zheng became more and more angry.
"Young master, this is a newly made Eight Immortals table in the spring of this year, it's not a broken table, Chuan Xiaowu thinks it's a pity.
"Can't Lao Tzu be mad? Lao Tzu likes to split the table as firewood, can't he? Who have you ever seen go crazy and still keep their senses? A little five, do you want to put the toilet in the house? ”
Xiao Wu was full of excitement: "The young master is going to burn the table, it must be burned clean, and there is not even a slag left."
Someone outside the door snorted coldly: "Who burned the table when they were mad?" Haven't you been a loser yet? ”
Fang Zheng stared. But when he saw that the person who came was Changping, Changping had a smile on his face, and walked towards him.
Little Five is like being pardoned. After a casual salute, the cat slipped out of the room.
There was no one in the house, Changping pointed Fang Zheng's head fiercely, and said angrily: "I can see it, you are really a loser born today, you don't say that you cherish the things in the family, but you are still thinking about how to destroy them." You burned the house three times, and now you want to burn the table again. Could it be that you were a ringing horse who killed people and set fires in your last life? ”
Fang Zheng touched his chin. Falling into deep thought, for a long time, he nodded thoughtfully: "What Madame said is very reasonable. Could it be that I was really a murderer and arson in my last life? Oops, I've been feeling like I've been getting more and more murderous lately."
Changping laughed angrily. He poked him in the finger again.
"What happened to the last dynasty today? As soon as I came back, I saw that you were so angry,"
As soon as he mentioned this, Fang Zheng's anger rushed straight to his head again, and when he heard the words, he slapped the table fiercely, and said angrily: "The group of officials in the court is not comfortable with Lao Tzu, they didn't recruit them and didn't provoke them, but they found my stubble instead, does Lao Tzu look so easy to bully?" ”
Changping saw that Fang Zheng was angry, and hurriedly asked.
Fang Zheng snorted: "Those officials are really excessive, they will rob me of my territory as soon as they go to court; That's it. He also impeached me to your imperial brother, saying that I befriended bandits and married bandits as concubines, which hurt the face of the court."
What does it mean to grab your plate? Where do you have a place? Changping was puzzled.
"What" My old position in the Golden Palace Station was occupied by a speech official named Liang Cheng, isn't this robbing my territory? Fang Zheng said with a heartfelt speech.
Changping was full of black lines: "You, you're too good at nonsense, this, this is called grabbing turf?" ”
"How not? People fight for a breath, Buddha fights for a burn of incense, why should others occupy my place? ”
Changping sighed: "What about later? ”
Fang Zheng said triumphantly: "Later, I went one-on-one with him, and he went home to recuperate."
Changping's eyes straightened: "You" Are you in the early court? Why do I feel like a bunch of street thugs partying? ”
Fang Zheng said unhappily: "Nonsense! What does a woman's family know! What a solemn place the Golden Temple is, how can it be as childish as you say? ”
Changping snorted: "You are still really thinking about it, what is the most undignified official in the entire Golden Palace who is the most undignified and innocent in the entire Golden Palace?" What is Gangsterism? ”
Speaking of this, Fang Zheng became more and more angry: "They accused me of marrying a bandit as a wife, saying that it hurt the dignity and prestige of the imperial court." made the world laugh, and wanted to force me to divorce my wife in front of the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs in the Golden Palace, hum! ”
Changping was also angry: "Which bastard said this?" The old lady led someone to beat him to death! If someone else marries a wife or takes a concubine, it's none of his business! ”
Fang Zheng began to be proud again: "That guy is Cheng Zheng Ru of Yushi Taizhong, you don't need to beat him, I have already beaten him, hehe." It's cool. That guy, like Liang Cheng, both went home to recuperate
Changping gave him a blank look. Said: "So, in the morning today, you fought twice?" It's majestic
"I can't bear to make a move, you know, I'm one. Peace-loving person "Mmmm, if it weren't for his black mouth and white teeth nonsense, which provoked my family, how could I beat him?" It's too late to respect the elderly
"You can be regarded as a red face for the crown, for her you dare to beat the head of the highly respected official on the Jinjian Palace, if your bandit wife knows, maybe what will you be moved to, only Changping has a sour smile on his face, his eyes are wandering, and he looks out of the door intentionally or unintentionally.
"Zheng Ru is an old man in his sixties, and he was beaten by a young man like you, and he is pitiful enough
Fang Zheng smiled proudly: "That is, my husband went down to the Internet Club, up to ninety-nine, and beat the invincible opponents all over the world,"
As he was talking, the light in the room dimmed, and a slightly plump figure appeared at the door, with beautiful eyes and tears, looking at Fang Zheng excitedly, in addition to thick longing, there was endless gratitude, so he stood dumbfounded. stared at Fang Zheng for a moment, looking at his face that had been deeply seared in his heart all his life. I couldn't speak for a long time.
Fang Zheng was struck by lightning. looked at the figure at the door in shock, as well as her slightly bulging belly, and was completely stunned for a while.
The two looked at each other blankly at a distance of several feet, and the room became silent, but there was a joy of reunion after a long absence
Changping looked at Fang Zheng, who was stunned, and then at Luo Yueniang, who still couldn't stop smiling with tears on her face, and couldn't help but sneer
"You're going to watch it all the time? Until the end of the day? Changping's tone was sour, she had eaten a lot of bayberry in the morning.
Luo Yueniang hurriedly wiped her tears embarrassedly, and then walked in.
Fang Zheng shouted affectionately: "No! Yueniang, just stand there and don't move! Let me run towards you, I'll run faster,"
The voice fell, Chang Ping was so angry that he choked his neck, and kept shaking: "It's always this, it's always this!" If you say such a disgusting thing again, believe it or not, the old lady will immediately pinch you to death."
The joy of the reunion filled Fang Zheng's chest, and gently pulled Luo Yueniang's hand, Fang Zheng was a little stunned and said, "Did you find it yourself?" ”
Luo Yueniang shook her head, glanced up at Changping, and said gratefully: "It was my sister who sent her guard to pick me up,"
Fang Zheng was stunned. Looking at Changping's eyes full of emotion, this daughter-in-law is too worthwhile to marry! With such a general understanding, Mrs. Masamuto had to break how many wooden fish in her previous life to get it!
"Boa. You, "You're so good," Fang Zheng's tone was a little whimpering.
Changping's face was full of warmth, his slender hand gently wrapped around Zheng's arm, and said softly: "I am the eldest woman of the Fang family, how can I be so ignorant?" Yueniang is pregnant with the flesh and blood of the Fang family, how can she let the child be born outside, making it difficult for you to be a father? ”
Fang Zheng snorted, and tears fell on the spot: "Lian'er." You've been so kind to me, how can I repay you?"
"Look at you. Big man, what are you crying about, is it a shame? We are husband and wife, what you think, is what I think, husband and wife are one."
Fang Zheng sobbed and said: "Hong'er, marrying you as a wife is the most correct thing I have done in my life", do you know what I was thinking? ”
This truth is more effective than any sweet words in the world. Changping was immediately intoxicated by Fang Zheng's tenderness and sweetness, and leaned softly on Fang Zheng's shoulder when he heard the words, with a sweet smile on his face, and said in a very gentle tone: "What are you thinking?" ”
"Woo...... I'm thinking, there should be two tables of mahjong at home..."
"What do you mean?" Changping was stunned.
"Look" Fang Zheng put away his crying, folded his hands and counted: "Yueniang is here, my wives are all gathered, plus Yanran Xiaolu, Feng Niang, there are five people in total,"
"So what?" Changping frowned, faintly feeling that this guy didn't hold back any good words.
Fang Zheng patted his thigh with a little regret and said, "There are fewer people!" The two tables of mahjong are not ready! It's okay to get two tables to fight the landlord
Now Changping and Luo Yueniang both understood, and they made a request in this shameless way, and they also wanted to add sisters to the family."
"Bang!"
"Bang!"
"Wow, Changping and Luo Yueniang have a very tacit understanding at the same time, and Changping made a move" to split Huazhi. Luo Yueniang's move, "Black Tiger Heart", is very vicious and fierce.
The other party's screams were deaf, and the two pot-bellied women held hands with each other and went out affectionately.
"Sister. I'll take you around the house, and the husband said, if you are pregnant with a child, you should move around often, so that the child will be born alive and strong, well, by the way, let everyone in the house know you, the young lady
"Thank you, sister, Yueniang is so grateful" Luo Yueniang's voice also became soft and soft, quite a bit of everyone's beautiful demeanor.
In the bedroom. Fang Zheng held a bright red palm print on his head. clenched his fists tightly in grief and indignation.
"Sister Yizhen, I won't give up! In this life, you must grind this woman to let you in! Never let go of a virgin of the Han family! "No, I will never let you wait for the old place in the Han family"
Five days later, Xiao Huaiyuan and Wen Sen returned to Beijing, and Feng Qiudao and Han Dashi led the Long Wu Army back to the camp in the western suburbs of the capital.
Xiao Huaiyuan implemented Fang Zheng's policy of appeasing the family very thoroughly, and all the children of the family were under Xiao Huaiyuan's coercion or coaxing, and they were full of joy to follow him into Beijing as an official.
After Xiao Huaiyuan entered Beijing, he first went to the ministry to hand over the envoy. He also asked the officials of the Ministry to settle down the children of various families, and then went to Fang's mansion, visited Fang Zheng, and reported his work carefully.
After Xiao Huaiyuan left, Fang Zheng had been lazy, and he couldn't lift his spirits by doing anything.
The official business has now been completed, and now that the country and the people are safe, and all kinds of waste are waiting to be rebuilt, Fang Zheng naturally does not have to worry about state affairs. In fact, he doesn't have the ability to handle state affairs.
Fang Zheng was worried about Han Yizhen's entry into the door, looking at Changping's attitude, it is estimated that there is no drama, but the daughter of the Han family can't stay in Suzhou like this and wait for him, the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have been separated for a long time, and the Weaver Girl will also become a resentful girl. gradually became a resentful woman, a resentful grandmother"
Xiao Wu diligently refilled Fang Zheng with a cup of tea, and seeing Fang Zheng's sullen appearance, Xiao Wu flattered: "Young Master is so unhappy, isn't it too boring to be locked up at home?" Do you want to go for a walk in the streets? ”
Fang Zheng's eyes lit up, yes, this young master has been away from Beijing for many days, the big girls and little daughters-in-law on the streets of the capital must miss me very much, I have to comfort them, I really miss the good times when I used to shuttle through the streets and alleys, rubbing oil and eating tofu with both hands."
Wearing a dark robe and holding a gold-painted ivory folding fan, Fang Zheng led Xiao Wu, and the two Shi Shiran went to the street to find pleasure.
The street is still as bustling as ever, with merchants and vendors from all walks of life gathering on the side of the road, loudly selling their dazzling goods. There are many people on the street. The big girls and little daughters-in-law who are in good shape shuttle back and forth, picking out what they like.
Fang Zheng sighed with satisfaction, raised the folding fan in his hand, pointed to the bustling street in front of him, and said happily to Xiao Wu: "The country and the people are safe, the people have enough food and clothing, and live and work in peace and contentment, I am very pleased."
Xiao Wu said with a flattering smile: "Thanks to the young master's merits, the young master fights Pan Rebellion, Prince Ping, Xiatian, and suppresses the King of Thailand to cry so that the people can avoid the war and protect the present one by one,
Fang Zhengle was broken: "Little five." Your sycophants are very comfortable, young master, not bad, yes, there have been long"
Five make persistent efforts: "The young master has done so many practical and good things for the people, even if he goes up to touch a few big girls and little daughters-in-law now, it is also their blessing, why doesn't the young master be kind to them?"
Fang Zheng opened his eyebrows and smiled: "That's too correct! I touch them, it's their blessing, change a grandma who doesn't kiss my uncle and doesn't love it, beg me to touch me and I'm too lazy to touch it."
"The young master is mighty!"
Fang Zheng had no scruples at the moment, happily rolled up his sleeves, inserted the folding fan behind his neck, looked like an evil young ruffian, stretched out two wolf claws, and waited to squeeze into the crowd to rub the oil Xiao Wu was excited, and also rolled up his sleeves and followed behind Fang Zheng. Intending to get some soup and water, a master and a servant began to transform into human wolves.
At this time, a roadside vendor inadvertently replied. recognized Fang Zheng, at first glance, he couldn't help but be shocked, and shouted in horror at the top of his throat: "Fang Taisui is here, the whole street suddenly quieted down, everyone's movements stopped, and then, everyone suddenly began to flee in panic," swished. In the blink of an eye, the whole street was full of vendors. Or the people who bought things, all ran away without a trace, the originally bustling and noisy street, at this time there were no people, only a messy chicken feather rags, swaying and scattering around, the scene "very bleak."
Fang Zheng and Wu still maintained a claw-like posture with their hands stretched forward slightly, and even the ** on their faces had not faded, but their smiles had solidified.
"What does that mean?" Xiao Ran stared at the empty street, and Fang Zheng was a little sad and angry.
"Master, the girls must have gone home to pick flowers. Pick flowers and dedicate them to you" Xiao Wu is full of black lines. Playing hard in the round.
"What you said, it seems to make some sense,"
"It must be so, young master
The self-consolation of one master and one servant.
When I swept my eyes, there was still one person on the steps of a shop on the side of the street with the door closed and the board on the board.
What is pleasing is that this person is still a girl.
But what is frustrating is that this girl has a bucket waist, a big fat face, and a pockmarked face.
"Why didn't you run?" Fang Zheng asked curiously.
The pock-faced fat woman smiled shyly, and Fang Zheng threw a wink: "Why should I run?" I'm not afraid of you."
Fang Zheng looked at her figure and nodded affirmatively: "You really don't have to be afraid of me."
The pock-faced girl hung her head shyly for a while, then raised her head and bravely straightened her chest to Fang Zheng with a resolute expression.
"Isn't it just that you take advantage of it, you take advantage of it!"
The girl threw a wink at Fang Zheng again, and said shyly: "After taking advantage, remember to take me to your house." From now on, people will be your people,"
"Vomit a little five, come on, I really can't do this"
Xiao Wu shook his head desperately and said in horror: "No, young master." Xiao Wu is loyal to you, you can't be so cruel to Xiao Wu
"What cruelty? It's a perk! The young master rewarded you. After touching you take her back,
Marriage".
Xiao Wu was killed, and his face was full of grief and indignation: "No" I can't be sorry for Sister Lan'er, the person I love the most is her
"No matter, I'll flash first, you break later,"
Fang Zheng swooped out, and Xiao Wu was not slow to react, and hurriedly followed Fang Zheng, and the master and servant disappeared at the end of the street in the blink of an eye.
"Young Master, it was really thrilling just now!" Running out of the three streets, the master and servant were panting heavily.
"People's hearts are not ancient, weird and unpredictable, there are too many ugly women in the world who covet our beauty, we must be careful in the future, and swear to protect our chastity!" Fang Zheng also had a palpitating face.
"Yan Ye is right!"
"Huh? Where have we been? What street is this? It's so complicated," Fang Zheng looked up. I saw people coming and going on the street, and the hustle and bustle was extreme, which was not much better than the flower market street.
"Young master, this is South Gate Street."
"Let's go, condolences to fellow women, I see a few good looks"
opened the folding fan with a snap, and Fang Zheng covered his face with the fan, only revealing a pair of thief eyes to look around. Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he saw a beautiful woman with a graceful figure and a slender body facing away from him, slightly bending down to choose jewelry, and her high hips were like a towering mountain, beckoning to him in the distance.
Fang Zheng stepped forward with a smile on his face, put away the folding fan, lowered his colored hand, and then slapped it on the beauty's buttocks very accurately, and secretly rubbed it.
It's good to be resilient! Fang Zheng was amazed.
"Beauty, what do you like? Just pick, my brother bought it and gave it to you, brother, what I have is money,"
The beauty was rubbed with oil, and hurriedly turned around in shame and anger, and the two faced each other, both of whom were surprised.
"It's you!"
"Why are you here?"
Fang Zheng was shocked and hurriedly denied: "It's not me." You've mistaken someone! ”
The beauty was flushed, and she didn't know whether she was angry or ashamed. Pulling the panicked Fang Zheng, he sneered: "You come here on the street of Suzhou City, and the capital is still the same, Fang Zheng, you really can't change your." It's hopeless! ”
"This" is a misunderstanding! Fang Zheng's crystal tears were in his eyes, and he looked up to the sky and sighed long.
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