Chapter 456: Guan Gong played a big knife in front of him
Nancheng District.
In the face of Liu Bei's inquiry, the messenger said truthfully: "There is a four- or five-year-old kid who has set fire oil ditch on fire, and now it has burned several streets. ”
Nani!
Child?
Liu Bei was stunned at that time, you must know that he thought of the enemy's spies, secret agents, agents, or ambush soldiers. But I never thought that all this was the work of a child, or a four or five-year-old child.
"Why did the kid do that?"
Liu Bei is more concerned about this issue at the moment, after all, how could a child in the innocent period do such a heinous and bad thing for no reason?
"Because the military advisor robbed him of the sugar gourd."
that slot!
Liu Bei's eyes popped out at that time, but he never expected it to be this reason, he was simply pumped.
"Advisor, I know you didn't have a good childhood, but you can't impose your own misery on a child, right?"
"Didn't the military advisor stop the child?" Liu Bei said angrily again.
The messenger craned his neck, "This kid has a lot of means....... ”
"A kid has a means of yarn?"
Liu Bei didn't believe it at all, he was so special that he could shake the pot, he used this reason to shake the pot, how did you do it?
is also very angry with children, "Today's children are too bearish, don't you know how to play with fire and urine kang and spank up?" Catch that bear kid for me right now! ”
Ten minutes later.
"Did you catch it?" Liu Bei asked.
"Nope." The messenger said in fear.
Liu Bei was stunned, he didn't expect so many people to be sent out, and a little kid couldn't catch it. And half the city was on fire, and roared:
"A bunch of rubbish, rubbish! I can't even catch a child, keep catching, I must catch it! Let my second brother and third brother go and catch it together! ”
The order quickly arrived at Guan Yu.
After getting the order from the eldest brother, the emperor began to touch his beard, and after touching and touching, he frowned and said: "Zhuge Junshi did such a shameful thing, which caused such a big event, how can I catch a child?" ”
The generals looked at each other, they also had their own pride, how could they catch children when they killed the enemy on the battlefield?
Zhou Cang carried the Qinglong Yanyue Knife, "General, then don't arrest him and let him mess around?" ”
Guan Yu touched the five strands of long hair, touched and touched, and then said: "This child is extraordinary, but he has a stubborn temperament, and he will make trouble if he doesn't agree with him." I plan to take him under my command and train him, and he will definitely become a generation of famous players in the future. ”
Thousands of troops are easy to get, and one is hard to find.
Everyone immediately looked at Guan Yu with respectful eyes, and suddenly burst into thunderous applause.
Sure enough, he is worthy of being our general, but he thinks differently from others, and this idea is too good.
At this time.
A soldier clutched his stomach and ran over in a panic, shouting: "General, general, the child is coming to our side!" ”
"Look, General!"
When everyone looked over, they saw a child holding a torch and licking a sugar gourd and jumping back from school.
Everyone was shocked.
"What are you afraid of, he's just a child, and we are all killed in the pile of dead people, so we don't have to be afraid of him at all!" Someone shuddered.
"Uh-huh." Everyone nodded, but why are we still so scared?
We are all adults, and we are adults who have killed people, so there is no reason to be afraid of him, right?
Guan Yu rode his horse over, Herod stayed on the horse, looked at the child, his face was as deep as a thousand feet in the peach blossom pool, and he picked up five strands of long hair and ran Changhong, and then said: "Xiao Hi, it's not right for you to do this." ”
The child licked the sugar gourd, "Father and mother don't have Yuan Cheng's blind date, you still rob me of the sugar gourd, you're not a good person!" ”
The matter of grabbing the sugar gourd made Guan Yu unable to raise his head at all.
Guan Yu pondered for a moment and said, "Kid, this way, as long as you can pick up my Qinglong Yanyue Knife, I don't care what you do." But....... ”
The Emperor's voice changed, "If you can't lift it, you will join my command." ”
"I'll buy you sugar gourds to eat every day." The emperor finally said again.
The child licked the sugar gourd and said, "A gentleman's word." ”
Guan Yu licked his lips, "Whip it quickly." ”
The soldiers immediately began to talk.
"This kid is just small and flexible."
"Although he has some strength, how can he possibly pick up the eighty-two Blue Dragon Glaive Knife?"
"It seems that this kid is still very appreciated by General Guan, General Guan is playing a trick to capture and indulge!"
Zhou Cang strode over at this moment, stuck the Qinglong Glaive on the ground, and looked at the child with disdain, "Child, you are too arrogant, this is the Qinglong Glaive, not as simple as your kitchen knife." ”
The child waved his hand and signaled that Zhou Cang could get out.
Under the gaze of everyone's disdainful and ready to see the joke, the child circled around the Qinglong Glaive.
The child put the torch on the ground, and the sugar gourd also stuck it on the ground, spit two mouthfuls of spit in the palm of his hand, and grabbed the Qinglong Yanyue Knife with both hands.
"It's ridiculous!"
"Does he really want to lift it?"
"You must know that I can't lift it myself, and I need someone to carry it together."
"It is precisely because one person can't pick it up that General Zhou Cang needs to carry a big knife."
It turned out that Zhou Cang carried the big knife because other people couldn't carry it, and if you think about it, if two people carry it, it's too indecent. It turns out that history is like this.
"Hey!" The kid exerted his strength.
Guan Yu and they are all waiting to see the joke, and some people are ready to slap their faces.
However, the child picked up the green dragon glaive, and he still picked it up with one hand.
Then, hey~, a hand was raised.
Everyone's eyes are out.
Zhou Cang's heart was shocked, you must know that it is his words, one hand can only be lifted, and he can't lift it.
It's just a kid to pick it up, and it's ...... Also lifted!
Hum haha~.
The child played with a big knife in front of Guan Gong for a while.
The child found that Guan Yu was already demented, and suddenly felt bored, so he threw it on the ground.
Then, when Guan Yu was stunned, he picked up the torch and sugar gourd that were inserted in the ground, and set fire to the fire oil ditch here.
Zhou Cang exclaimed: "General, what should I do?" ”
Guan Yu touched his beard, "This son is extraordinary, ...... Hurry up and put out the fire! "His face was pale.
…………
Liu Bei and Zhang Fei tracked down a street and saw Guan Yu's defense area on fire.
That's when the heralds arrived.
"My second brother didn't block the child either?" Zhang Fei was shocked.
The messenger said truthfully: "General Guan made a ......bet with the child, and the child was raised, and General Guan did not stop the child from setting fire. ”
After Liu Bei heard this, his whole body was trembling, and he said: "My second brother is really a righteous man." ”
The generals nodded in praise.
When Liu Bei turned around, his face changed in color, and he resisted the urge to pull over. When he turned around, he said sharply: "No matter what the cost, you must catch this child and break him into ten thousand pieces!" ”
Everyone was shocked, the always benevolent and virtuous imperial uncle actually used such cruel methods to a child?
Liu Bei looked at everyone's expressions, and said: "It's not to break his body into ten thousand pieces, but to let his bad psychology be broken into ten thousand pieces, so that he will know his way back." ”
Everyone immediately looked at them with admiration.
At this time, I saw the figure of a child at the crossroads, combing a pigtail, hanging a longevity lock, wearing a red belly pocket, holding a sugar gourd, holding a torch, jumping and jumping, and the primary school students ran over like school.
it!
Liu Bei and the others took a step back.
"Big brother, I'll arrest him!"
"Wait!"
"Big brother?"
Liu Bei shook his ears and said, "This bear child is too cunning, he usually can't catch it, I want to disguise it." ”