Chapter 457: 'Aunt Ruhua'
On the one hand, Liu Bei ordered to follow the child, and on the other hand, he ran to put on makeup for Zhang Fei.
"Big brother, aren't you putting yourself on makeup?" Zhang Fei looked at the cosmetics used by the girls in front of him, and his generation of fierce generals was also frightened.
Liu Bei Zhengse said: "Big brother, I thought about it later, you look at my double ears and shoulders, hands over knees, the child can recognize me at a glance, you understand, right?" ”
Zhang Fei nodded ignorantly.
Soon, Liu Bei finished putting on Zhang Fei's makeup.
When the soldiers saw Zhang Fei dressed up as a girl like a flower, they were first heartbroken, but soon understood Liu Bei's distress.
This disguise is very good, and the lord is really witty.
A soldier who followed Zhang Fei at the earliest and has now become a deputy general sighed and said: "The three generals are really out of the way, and the beard that hasn't moved for thirty years has been shaved." In that case, I will definitely catch the child. ”
"Where is the kid now?" Zhang Fei asked rudely.
Liu Bei hurriedly said: "You want to use a female voice." ”
"Female voice? Good, good, good. Zhang Fei crossed his waist and said delicately: "Where is the child now?" ”
Many soldiers vomited out the overnight meal, thinking that the three generals, you should stop pretending to be a lady, and the shrews and old ladies are more vivid.
Five minutes later.
Yuan Tanmei licked the sugar gourd and continued to set it on fire, and felt that she was so talented that she had come up with such a good idea.
Zhuge Villager still wants to burn Lao Tzu, but Lao Tzu is through the crowd, and these classic strategies are not lethal to Lao Tzu.
"Xiao Hi, you drip here, I have candy to eat here!"
At this time, there was a sound of eunuchs who were neither male nor female behind him.
The child turned his head to look and saw a monster greeting him amiably.
"Who are you?" The child raised the sugar gourd sword and pointed over, vigilantly.
"I'm your Aunt Ruhua, and I like a pink child like you the most." Zhang Fei said with a grin.
The bear child ran over,
Seeing the bear child running over, Liu Bei and his soldiers who were hiding in the shadows were excited.
The bear child ran over and looked at Zhang Fei's character attributes. Character, Zhang Fei: Force: 99, don't look at the others, this is Zhang Fei's disguise.
The bear child was also surprised, he didn't expect Zhang Fei to make such a great sacrifice in order to catch himself. Suddenly his eyes widened, and he said:
"Eunuch Zhang Fei, are you really castrated?"
Zhang Fei was stunned when he heard this, eunuch Zhang Fei, Yan man Zhang Fei, eunuch! Emasculated!
If you are castrated, you will not be a man or a woman.
Zhang Fei is neither male nor female at the moment.
In an instant, Zhang Fei was furious, and his face was even more terrifying than Zhong Kui.
The bear child began to add sugar gourds.
Zhang Feiqiang held back, and said in his heart that he would catch him and ravage him in a while. With a smile that is uglier than crying, he stretched out his hand, and in his palm was candy, "Little ...... Hi, let's get the candy. ”
The bear child didn't say a word, and suddenly flew up and kicked Zhang Fei in the face, leaving a footprint, and then ran away. also shouted: "Zhang Fei, you are famous, you must be famous through the ages." ”
Zhang Fei touched the footprints on his face, angrily threw the candy on the ground, and smashed it by stepping on it, roaring: "Don't run, chase the bear child, chase me!" ”
Half an hour later, the whole city was on fire, and Shinno Castle became a furnace.
Liu Bei and his soldiers couldn't stay at all.
"Big brother, let's withdraw quickly, if we don't withdraw, we will be roasted to death here."
Guan Yu rode his horse and glanced at Zhuge Liang with a cold gaze.
Liu Bei had no choice but to retreat, and on the way, he kept asking Zhuge Liang, "Military advisor, why did you rob the child of the sugar gourd?" ”
"I didn't rob it." Zhuge Liang hurriedly shook the feather fan and said indifferently.
If you don't rob other people's sugar gourds, can they burn us?
"The military advisor ......."
Suddenly, Liu Bei's amiable voice came.
Zhuge Liang sighed, turned his head, and said respectfully: "Lord, but is there something?" ”
He saw that Liu Bei was holding a sugar gourd and sent it to him, "Military advisor, let's eat it for you." ”
Zhuge Liang obviously trembled, and suddenly felt that everything in the world was boring, and he pulled over.
The child also took advantage of the chaos to run out of Shinno Castle.
Bite! Congratulations to the host for his success as a bear child, and the pretending force value is increased by 8
Bite! Congratulations to the host for successfully framing Zhuge Liang, and the pretending value is increased by 7
Bite! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be successful in front of the Taoyuan Three Knots, and the pretending value is increased by 9
Bite! Congratulations to the host for triggering the lotto draw, will the draw be held immediately?
Yuan Tan felt happy in his heart, and it seemed that he was really suitable for pretending.
"Smoke it now!"
Bite! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a water repellent, and if you eat it, you will be able to become an amphibious human, do you want to take it now?
“!!!” Yuan Tan was overjoyed, he was able to pull out such a good thing, so after eating this, he would not only be able to live on land, but also in the water.
Isn't Atlantis also its own pretending territory in the future?
Yuan Tan immediately took out the Water Avoiding Pill, which was a transparent pill like a glass ball, and the liquid in it flowed. Without saying a word, I put it in my mouth and swallowed it, and the taste was similar to jelly.
Bite! Congratulations to the host for receiving the title of Amphibian Human.
Yuan Tan looked at his attributes.
Host: Yuan Tan.
Prestige: 4950. (In continuous growth, Huaxia ranks first.) )
Force: 95
Intelligence: Unknown (through 5,000 years of experience, too many variables)
Exercises: Dugu Nine Swords Broken Spear Style, Broken Arrow Style, Broken Sword Style, Broken Knife Style, Broken Palm Style, Broken Rope Style.
Skills: Amphibious Human, Thief, God of Medicine, God of Kitchen, King of Poetry, Le Sheng, etc.
Items: Beauty camera, Super Money Printing Machine, Super Penicillin Maker, Super Seed Maker, ......etc.
Territory: Jizhou, Bingzhou, Qingzhou, Youzhou, Xuzhou, Gunzhou, Yuzhou, Sili, northern Yangzhou (70% of the Chinese territory)
Confidants: First echelon: Xiaomei, Yue Nu, Zhao Yun, Xu Chu, Dian Wei, Zhang Liao, Xu Huang, Yan Liang, Wen Chou, Zhang He, Xun You, Tian Feng, Fu Zhu, Pang Tong, Jia Xu, .......
Population: 35 million. (78% of China's population)
Popular Popularity: 95.
Strength: more than 600,000
Yuan Tan thought about Liu Bei's attributes again.
Character: Liu Bei.
Prestige: 1988 (Prestige will fall if you take a beating)
Brawn: 58 (old)
Intelligence: 82
Exercises: Double-strand swordsmanship.
Territory: Jingzhou
Confidants: Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhuge Liang, Jian Yong, Sun Qian.
Population: 3.6 million
Popular Popularity: 77
Strength: 200,000.
couldn't compare with himself at all, so Yuan Tan returned to his camp very happily.
Yuan Tan had just come back, and at this time, Wang Zhao, the general of Tanma, entered the gate.
"General, don't you go to the military division first?" Confidant Wang Dongdao.
After all, if you want to explore the horse, you can only pretend to be forced on the information you collect, so you attach great importance to it.
Wang Zhao snorted and said, "Bringing news that surprised the lord is the ultimate achievement of our Tanma, how can we fake the hands of others?" ”
"But the lord can guess every time, and it's safer to surprise the military advisors." Wang Dongdao.
"This time, how could the lord guess it?" Wang Zhao said proudly.
Henchman Wang Dong thought about it, a child ordered Xinye City, and after discovering this information, he was blindfolded.
"The lord can't calculate the child's point even if he calculates everything, right? This may be the only chance to surprise the lord. Wang Zhao clenched his fists.
"Uh-huh." Wang Dong understood.