Chapter 2 Misfortune from ancient times comes from the mouth
When Hua Wenxuan woke up, he had been locked in a gloomy and damp dungeon, and rats were crawling around in the stalks all over the ground, if it weren't for the fact that it was almost crawling on Hua Wenxuan's face, this guy would still be immersed in the fierce game battle in his sleep.
Hua Wenxuan covered the back of his swollen and sore head, looked at the dark dungeon, and tried to recall what happened today.
I didn't do anything hurtful, huh? How did he get teleported to the three kingdoms in chaos? It's going to be crossed.,As soon as you appear, you'll kill the two protagonists.,How can this be played? Without Cao Cao and Liu Bei in the Three Kingdoms, how can it continue?
Hua Wenxuan slapped the ground with two palms in annoyance, and the straw on the bluestone floor was suddenly ignited somehow, and the flames spread light and heat on the straw unscrupulously, as if there was a fire on the prairie potential, Hua Wenxuan hurriedly picked up a handful of straw and beat it hard, but he didn't expect that the handful in his hand was also lit, and in this dark cage it was like a torch, Hua Wenxuan was shocked, he didn't even have a place to run when it burned up, did he have to become a barbecue just after he crossed it?
The smoke and the sound of fluttering attracted the guards who were resting at the door of the dungeon, and Hua Wenxuan hurriedly raised his hand and swung wildly for help, while quickly stepping on the straw that still had embers with his feet, while shouting:
"Excuse me, little thing! Trifle! I shouldn't play with fire, the two military masters in the back, put away the and urine bucket in your hand, good, I don't have to drench that thing, I'm not a demon, I don't know how to do witchcraft! ”
As he spoke, the door of the dungeon suddenly opened, as if some terrible person had entered, and the guards gave up their hands,
"Lord Shang Shuling!"
A handsome middle-aged man dressed in court clothes came to Hua Wenxuan's prison door, he gently made a color, and the group of servants slowly retreated with the guards.
He looked at Hua Wenxuan carefully, his eyes were soft and firm, and the two mustaches at the corners of his mouth would twitch twice inadvertently.
"Under the order of the Great Han Shangshu, Yingchuan Xun Wenruo, dare to ask Your Excellency's name?"
Hua Wenxuan was stunned, this is Xun Yu, Cao Cao's number one right-hand man, my son's room? How should I answer?
Hua Wenxuan bowed awkwardly and arched his hand.
"I'm, uh, Hua Wenxuan from Nanyang, I've seen Xun Lingjun."
Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run? Uncle Bo's "Sima Yi", I am a die-hard fan of N brush.
"Oh? A native of Nanyang County? You know the honorific title of the world, it can be seen that I am not an outsider, there are many celebrities in Nanyang County, Jingzhou, I don't know who your Excellency is? ”
Is this asking me where I came from? Your pupil? Just ask me who my master is? Make one? There are so many celebrities in Nanyang, who do you worship? Let's worship the most famous one!
"My master, it's Nanyang Zhuge Kongming!"
Xun Yu's expression was slightly displeased.
"Langya Zhuge clan went south to avoid trouble, only Zhuge Liang's eldest son Liang and younger son went to Jingzhou, but Kong Ming is now just over twenty-eight years old and has a high apprentice like you? Are you teasing Wen Ruo? ”
Hua Wenxuan hurriedly waved his hand, Damn, I should be considered old, I have played so many Three Kingdoms games on weekdays, why can't I think of a little famous one at this time?
"Don't blame Lingjun, I just admire his talent and want to apprentice, but I haven't worshiped yet!"
Xun Yu's hand slowly moved behind him, and his face became more serious.
"My prime minister and Uncle Liu Huang died violently in the garden, why did you appear there?"
"Oh, you won't believe me when I say it! I said that I was from the 21st century more than 1,000 years later, and I was a game otaku, and I was electrocuted to travel here, can you understand? ”
Hua Wenxuan was a little fried, how could people in this era believe this? I can't convince myself.
The expression on Xun Yu's face also confirmed Hua Wenxuan's judgment, and a sentence was written on that serious face:
"Who are you fooling?"
Heck, how can you prove that you are not the assassin who killed Cao Cao and Liu Bei, this is not clear to explain that you are dead. Hua Wenxuan's brain was quickly rummaging for survival methods, and he imagined various ways to escape from prison, but he was an otaku, and he usually didn't work out and didn't study, except for reading some history books and playing games, he couldn't do anything else!
Yes? History? That's right! What happened in front of the heroes of the Ome Boiled Sake Theory? I can confirm my prophecy and raise my worth! Maybe I can even be a half-official or even be treated as a guest by them! What's going on up front?
Hua Wenxuan's brain frantically flipped through the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that he had watched, that's right! Cloth and belt edict! Regardless of whether he is the history of romance or the official history here, the edict of the clothes and belts did exist!
Hua Wenxuan rushed to the edge of the cage, grabbed the cage door tightly, and said with a flattering face:
"Lingjun! Actually, I'm a prophet! I was sent from heaven to rescue you! Doesn't you see Cao Cao dead? No one can restrain those chaotic parties! You can't fly anymore! So I'm telling you, you go back and send someone to arrest that uncle Dong Cheng! He has an edict with a belt, and he was ordered by the emperor to get rid of Prime Minister Cao, and now that Cao Cao is dead, he will definitely jump out and engage you ministers of the Prime Minister's Mansion! ”
Xun Yu's face showed a surprised expression, the corners of his mouth were slightly downward, but his eyebrows were high, and at a glance, he knew that he must have been hit by a few words from Hua Wenxuan.
What do you think? Scarewn, right? It's good to learn more about history! Just in case you don't get the right number when you cross over!
"What else do you know?"
Hua Wenxuan shouted loudly:
"I know a lot! I've memorized your whole history! Didn't you just finish the battle with Lu Bu? Chop Lu Bu to collect Zhang Liao! Oh, and Cao Cao is dead, Cao Pi should succeed him! It's a pity that you were killed by Cao Cao before he succeeded to the throne! Yuan Shao will fight you in a decisive battle in Guandu, but you still won! ”
The surprise on Xun Yu's face gradually faded, and he still maintained his original sanctimonious appearance, as if Hua Wenxuan's words behind him did not satisfy him, he arched his hand towards Hua Wenxuan in the prison, and turned around and left without saying a word.
"Huh? Alas! Xun Lingjun! Won't you let me out? I still know a lot of things, huh? ”
Hua Wenxuan grabbed the cell door and tried to probe outward, his desire to survive made his head almost squeezed by the prison door, Xun Yu whispered a few words to his entourage at the prison door, and left without looking back.
Yes? Am I saying something wrong? Didn't you just inform him of his death in advance? Watch out! Oh no, Cao Cao is dead, so wouldn't Xun Yu be able to live for a long time? Then he should be happy, right? Are you glad you should let me out? What more can I tell him?
When Hua Wenxuan was in a hurry, several jailers rushed to the door of the cell where he was with a guy, and without answering, the two halberds poked in, and Hua Wenxuan immediately jumped up and down like a hen in a fried nest.
"What's the situation? Don't! A few masters! Why are you going to kill me all of a sudden? ”
Hua Wenxuan dodged several times, and the sharp halberd almost cut through his shoulder.
A jailer with a sarcoma at the corner of his mouth threw out an iron chain and firmly wrapped it around Hua Wenxuan's neck, with a sneer on his face, "Look where you are hiding". The two shiny halberds also poked straight at him very cooperatively, and seeing that they were about to pierce into his stomach, Hua Wenxuan was so anxious that he grabbed the iron chain and pulled it left and right, trying to get rid of the control of the iron chain, only to hear a miserable scream!
The jailer holding the iron chain trembled all over, his facial features were distorted as if he had been electrocuted, his whole body was convulsed, and there was a trace of white smoke coming out of his body, and even the sarcoma at the corner of his mouth was tinged with the tender white of cooked meat, which frightened the surrounding jailers and quickly flashed to the side.
Hua Wenxuan hurriedly threw away the chain, and the jailer collapsed to the ground, and his legs twitched twice from time to time.
Hua Wenxuan looked at his hands, with fine skin and tender meat, and strong palms, nothing changed? Then why did you feel a trace of energy passing back and forth between your hand and the chain?
Just as he was watching, a short knife outside was about to come in again, Hua Wenxuan dodged sideways, and slapped a palm on the hand holding the knife.
There was another scream of "oops", and another jailer fell to the ground as if he had been electrocuted, convulsing incessantly.
No way! I'm electrified! Am I a Pikachu? No, no, no, I'm supposed to be Thor, right? I'm obedient, it's developed now! The ancients knew what kind of electric shock insulation! I can't beat the invincible opponents in the world with this skill? Kill Lu Bu and find Diao Chan! Oh! No, Lu Bu should have just been beheaded!
Hua Wenxuan learned from the appearance of Thor, and took a deep breath and swung a punch at the jailer outside the door, causing the jailer to tremble violently, but he didn't react at all, and there was no thunderbolt and lightning like Hua Wenxuan's imagination.
Damn, this is a yarn, does this have to be touched to discharge?
The jailer was taken aback, and as if he remembered something, he hurriedly pulled his companion aside, and rushed over with two large vasks of filth.
Yes? Blea again!
Hua Wenxuan, who was still a little excited, grinned bitterly and spread his hands to express helplessness.
What are you doing? Others pass through the king to worship the prime minister, I rarely wear it once, I have to splash my feces and urine for a while, and I have to splash it for a while, who invented the spilling of filth and breaking the demon technique?
Feudal superstition kills people!