In 199 A.D., in the spring of the fourth year of Jian'an in the Eastern Han Dynasty, in the backyard of a simple mansion in Xudu City, the lush trees were full of fruits, and the green plums still stained with dew were becoming more and more crystal clear on the branches. The green lotus in the rockery lake is in full bloom, the pond fish swim away, and the dark clouds gather in the sky, as if a spring rain is gathering momentum.

In the pavilion in the courtyard, two men who have passed the age of standing are changing cups with green plum boiled wine, but there are only green dates, dried dried rice and a carp spread on dried silk on the table.

The man with a long beard hanging down his chest and a fancy costume was laughing loudly, and his appearance was very heroic. He stroked his beard and stood up, and said to the man in front of him, who was dressed in cloth and had mud on his feet, but who looked different from ordinary people:

"Today's heroes, only you Liu Bei and me, Cao Cao, Yuan Benchu and the like, are just ants!"

Liu Bei's hand shook, and the chopsticks fell to the ground, but he didn't dare to show a frightened look on his face.

It just so happened that the dark clouds in the sky were overhead, and a few muffled thunders rumbled, allowing him to find a defense to deal with.

"This thunder is so loud that I was scared that my chopsticks fell off."

Liu Bei was perfunctory and lowered his body to pick up the chopsticks.

Cao Cao's face showed a look of disdain, just like a cat that wantonly played with its prey after catching a mouse, and looked at Liu Bei who leaned over with a little playfulness in his eyes.

"The great husband is standing on top of the world! Are you still afraid of these thunderous sounds? ”

Liu Bei sat up and said with a straight face:

"The ancients said, 'Thunder and wind must have a change'!"

Cao Cao sneered, approached the edge of the pavilion, looked up at the dark clouds above his head, and in the black oppression, several lightning flashes were chaotically compared.

"Where did the change come from?"

Liu Bei got up and grabbed Cao Cao's shoulder,

"The rainstorm is coming, Ming Gong and go into the pavilion to rest less!"

When it was too late, a thick lightning bolt in the sky pierced the sky and hit it directly, and Cao Cao and Liu Bei in the middle pavilion, along with the pavilion, were all cut off a corner.

The bodies of the two of them instantly stiffened like an electric shock, wisps of green smoke spread around their bodies from penetrating their clothes, and the living people who were talking and laughing just now had collapsed to the ground and did not move, presumably their lives were gone.

The huge explosion thunder made Xu Chu, who was guarding outside, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, two brothers who were arguing with Xu Chu, not care about many courtesies, and swarmed in from the courtyard gate.

The scene in front of them made the expressions of the three of them change greatly, just now there were two generations of heroes who were talking and laughing, talking about the past and the present, why did they become two motionless corpses after a sound? The smell of barbecue in the air?

They howled and ran to the gazebo, each testing the snort of their master.

In the corner outside the pavilion, Hua Wenxuan, whose hair stood straight and scorched, and whose face was black and gray, sat up in a daze among the bushes, his eyes were empty and blank, and he scratched his head in confusion while chirping.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?

The strong overcharging reaction caused a temporary short circuit in his braincase, and he only remembered that the game he was playing had not yet been saved because the computer screen went black instantly, and he smashed his fist on the monitor, and the numbness of the moment of the electric shock made him experience a kind of pleasure that he had never experienced before. The numbness of the electric shock made his eyes dark, how could he open his eyes like this again?

Hua Wenxuan staggered to his feet and walked to the side of the gazebo.

Oops? Whose yard is it? How big, huh? This pavilion is so chic, isn't it?

Hey? What are these three big fat men doing howling and screaming? The buns on the heads of the two black fat men are so funny, why does that red-faced bearded man wear a green hat? Ay? What happened to the two guys lying down? Why did the clothes that person wore look so much like cosplay Hanfu? Wow! The guy in the back has such a big earlobe! How did he do it?

Hua Wenxuan was looking at the scene in front of him blankly, and Xu Chu on the side suddenly looked up and found that there was a young man with a strange hairstyle, about eighteen or nineteen years old, standing beside him, jumping up in shock.

"Drink! Come on! There are assassins! ”

Yes? Assassin? Who is it? What is this fat black man talking about?

Hua Wenxuan had not yet woken up from the short circuit, and watched in a daze as a large group of heavily armed sergeants rushed in from outside the courtyard, holding Changge and surrounding him.

Xu Chu pointed at Hua Wenxuan and shouted: "This person plotted to kill the prime minister!" Take it now! ”

When the two sergeants heard the sound, they stepped forward and grabbed Hua Wenxuan's shoulders and were about to capture him, but Hua Wenxuan was excited, but the two of them screamed as if they had been shocked and bounced to the side, Xu Chu was shocked.

"This man knows sorcery! Grab the filth and splash it! ”

Filth? Looks like it's poop and pee, right? Splash me?

Hua Wenxuan seemed to suddenly sober up a lot, and hurriedly waved his hand.

"No, no, no! This big brother, if you have something to say, why bother with and pee on me? ”

Xu Chu's swarthy face was more akin to purple because of fear, and the breath full of breath between his words made Hua Wenxuan feel like someone had pressed the bridge of his nose with a megaphone, and his gong-like voice quickly activated his mind like an initiation.

"Bold and fanatical, you dare to trespass into the garden and murder my prime minister and Uncle Liu Huang, who are you instructed by?"

Belch? Prime minister? Uncle Huang? The two black and red men who were still lying on the ground with wolf howls and tears were Guan Yu and Zhang Fei? Yes? What episode is this? Is the green plum boiled wine about heroes? Yes? Did I cross over?

"Wow! Did I really cross over? ”

Hua Wenxuan covered his head and howled as he looked around his surroundings. There is no high-rise building outside the low wall, and there is no whistle outside to listen to it, looking at the dress of the people around me, oh buy Ka, it is really exactly the same as the Hanfu club dress up before!

Hua Wenxuan excitedly rushed forward and shook the hand of the black fat man in front of him, but Xu Chu dodged and avoided it.

"Presumptuous! And want to attack General Ben! Around! Take it down for me! ”

Hua Wenxuan was about to argue, but the red-faced Guan Yu got up and stopped the sergeant who was about to step forward.

Guan Yu took a step forward and arched his hand towards Hua Wenxuan, his eyes were still moist.

"Dare to ask the little brother, what happened in the backyard just now?"

Wow! This is Guan Erye! This is the real Guan Gong! Hua Wenxuan hurriedly learned to arch his hand.

"Just now? Just now I was playing with the computer at home, and I smashed the monitor with one punch, and I was electrocuted, and when I opened my eyes again, I was here! ”

Guan Yu's already slender Danfeng's eyes narrowed even smaller, obviously Hua Wenxuan's puzzling response made Guan Er Ye a little confused.

Guan Yu and Xu Chu looked at each other.

"Then why did my eldest brother and Prime Minister Cao suddenly die in the backyard? And you happen to be here? ”

Hua Wenxuan opened his mouth in embarrassment, and said It's okay, people will definitely not believe it, but let them think that they killed Cao Cao and Liu Bei... Mother, that's not dead.

"Uh... They must have been killed by thunder and lightning in the sky, right? The same is true of the people I see in the video who have been killed by high-voltage electricity. ”

Uh, that's not what the book says, right? Later, don't you Guan Erye have to rush into the courtyard to apply for sword dancing to help the fun? Mother, what the hell is going on?

A layer of sweat floated on Hua Wenxuan's forehead, and he didn't know if this fool could satisfy the two people in front of him, hey? Why are there two left? What about Zhang Fei?

Guan Yu looked at Xu Chu again.

Are you two finished? Are you guys from? Always looking at it in front of me.

Guan Yu groaned.

"What Your Excellency said, it is difficult for Guan to make a judgment, please stay here for an afterthought."

Yes? Okay, okay, why don't you invite it in the house? Does that house look so fresh?

Hua Wenxuan was waiting to invite himself, a big black man had already flashed behind him, and with a slap of a stick, Hua Wenxuan's eyes were dark, and he fell to the ground, and before he fainted, he only saw Zhang Fei carrying a wooden stick with thick arms and glaring at him.

I can't imagine that you, Zhang Yide, are such a despicable sneak attacker!