In Gu Jiang's view, Zhuge Liang's "Longzhong Pair" is small and wrong. Not only did they make N big mistakes, but they made a big mistake that was irreparable.

Jingzhou of Shu Han is the lake of Daming; The Yizhou of Shu Han is the Hanzhong of Sichuan, Guizhou, Yunnan and Shaanxi of the Ming Dynasty. Jingzhou and Yizhou, the two key place names in "Longzhong Pair", are two obstacles that cannot be bypassed in Gu Jiang's argument.

Time first goes back to BC, starting with Liu Xuande's ancestor Xiao Liu.

After the Hongmen Alumni Association, Xiao Liu, who entered the customs first, did not get the rich Guanzhong, but was assigned to the land of smoke miasma by the organization, leading Hanzhong and Bashu 41 counties.

Liu Bang wanted to turn his face, but he was afraid that Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu in the class, would beat him, so he had to pretend to be pitiful and say to the classmates who came to express his remembrance and condolences:

You can see clearly, how the overlord bullied me! Lao Tzu was sent to the ends of the earth anyway, and he never came back. You students, you will see you sooner or later...... Hmph, cherish each one!

Liu Bang left, and burned the plank road, never to be seen again, but the heavy words he released when he left still lingered heavily in the hearts of his classmates. Sure enough, it didn't take long for his classmates who were bullied so badly to start a rebellion against the overlord.

As the boss of the class, the overlord Xiang Yu knows that the most threatening person in the class is not those who are vying for fame and position, but the classmate Xiao Liu who is thoughtful and very popular. So the overlord set out to beat up the rebellious children, and on the other hand, he found three younger brothers named Zhang Han, Sima Xin and Dong Peng (YI), and asked them to keep an eye on Xiao Liu in Hanzhong in the south.

But these three little brothers have a criminal record, so they are not straight, not strong, for Xiao Liu, who once wore a red sleeve and was the director of community security, there is a kind of natural fear of mice and cats.

Before setting out on the expedition, the overlord Dun Dun admonished the three younger brothers and encouraged them by saying:

I'm not as good as you in guarding the pass, and you're not as good as me in Kanto! Your mission is to defend the Guanzhong before the victory of this overlord! Remember what Ben Overlord said today:

That Xiao Liu will definitely be opposed!

The boss's words made the three local gangsters suspicious. The overlord was gone, and the three younger brothers did not dare to slack off, immediately divided the areas of responsibility, implemented regional joint defense, innovated grid management, and sent countless undercover agents in plainclothes to Hanzhong to investigate.

The undercover agent in plainclothes quickly reported: Xiao Liu has built a platform to worship the sky and worship Han Xin as a general!

Fuck me! Xiao Liu really wants to rebel!

Big brother is really a god! The three younger brothers were shocked, sending WeChat to the eldest brother on the one hand, and waiting for the plank road crossing with sticks on the other. As soon as Xiao Liu shows his head at the door, he will be beaten half to death!

However, Xiao Liu just doesn't show his head.

The beer was finished, the peanuts were chewed, and there was still no movement. The three of them were in a hurry, so they ordered their subordinates: Come and report again!

The efficiency of undercover agents in plainclothes is high. This time the report is even faster than the last time: Xiao Liu is repairing the burned plank road!

I cut! The stick clattered to the ground.

From Hanzhong to Guanlong, it is equivalent to climbing from the first floor to the one hundred and first floor.

Xiao Liu's turtle son is still repairing the stairs, so let's be in a hurry! Brothers, open a few more boxes, let's go!

Several cases of beer were eaten one after another, and the three social brothers were in a state of flux.

One dominates the toilet; One is unconscious; There was also a drunken and hazy eye, looking for car keys everywhere.

At this moment, the diligent detective arrived:

The big thing is not good, Xiao Liu's turtle son didn't play cards according to the routine, and climbed up from the fire stairs behind the house!

While speaking, Xiao Liu and the others had already appeared on the balcony......

So the three social younger brothers were defeated, and Xiao Liu finally occupied Guanzhong.

This is the famous "bright plank road, dark Chen Cang".

This is also the only war case in China's military history in which Yizhou occupied Guanzhong and then unified the world.

Since then, the course of the Chu-Han War has continued the basic pattern of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period:

The confrontation between the east and the west, not the confrontation between the north and the south that later generations are familiar with. The victor of the war was, of course, Liu Bang, the founder of the Han Dynasty.

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More than 500 years have passed since the Han Dynasty, and the protagonist has changed from Xiao Liu to Lao Liu. This time it was Liu Bang's grandson's Nth power, Liu Bei, who came on the field.

What the audience wants to know is, does the red N generation Lao Liu still take Xiao Liu's flickering route?

Yes, Lao Liu took the gun of his predecessors and intends to re-follow the path taken by his predecessors.

Lao Liu Gen was born with a red seedling, but unfortunately he has long been broken, and he is known as the old cannon of Zhuojun. He doesn't fool, he doesn't make a high profile, how can he prove and strengthen his identity as a red N generation?

Of course, there is still a slight difference between Lao Liu and Xiao Liu:

Lao Liu has been an unlicensed street vendor, a volunteer death squad, but he has never been a community security director. It is precisely because of this lack of experience that he has never played hooligan in society, and he has not accumulated black and white contacts.

Except for the two minions Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and thousands of broken guns that he had saved after more than ten years of hard work, Lao Liu had nothing, and even the rotten house he lived in now was borrowed from the old watch of the production team.

Therefore, when he knew that a big V with the online name "Wolong" lived in the production team next door, Lao Liu lost sleep.

The north wind blows, and the snowflakes drift.

On that sleepless winter night, Lao Liu took Guan and Zhang's two minions and set off to talk to the big V of the production team next door.

The result is conceivable: the big V says, I'm not there!

If so, three.

But Lao Liu can't find a big V, insomnia will not be good. Finally, at noon on a scorching summer day half a year later, Lao Liu blocked the big V with a jade body on the bed according to the latest and most accurate information. Of course, Lao Liu is not going to catch the traitor, but still to talk.

Since you go to someone's door to ask for someone's door, then all the rules have to be done according to someone else's order.

Big V carcass sat on the bed exposed, generously told Liu Xuande about life, ideals and feelings, enlightened his thinking, developed his intelligence, and warmed his wounded heart.

The two younger brothers were rejected by the big V, and they were already unhappy in their hearts. If you look at it again, Big V lives in a grass house and sleeps in a thatched house (wrong, it's a bamboo bed), and his heart is cold, and he immediately gives the big brother Lao Liu Fa, who is fascinated, afraid that he is not a liar! Why do you shiver more than my third brother?

Lao Liu, who was climaxing, replied with two expressions: the first one meant that he had received, and the second one meant that he replied:

You two are a wanted criminal, a knifesmith, and you know a fart!

What is a master? That's the master!

Can someone who is like an ordinary person be called a master?

My old Liu Gen is the red N generation of Hong Miaozheng, can he pull and pull with an ordinary person?

Lao Liu's conviction, Big V's pretense, the doubts and disbeliefs of the two younger brothers, and Lao Liu's ruthless spurning for the two younger brothers' contrary advice.

This is the basic story element of the eternal tale "Three Visits to the Thatched House".

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Now, the famous Longzhong pair began.

Since Big V was interviewed by Lao Liu in bed, of course he had to pay Lao Liu some dry goods.

The starting point is naturally to do what it likes.

Didn't you Lao Liu eat too badly, sleep too hard, and marry too few wives? Haven't you Lao Liu always remembered his ancestors?

Yes! Yes! Yes! Lao Liu was so excited that he danced.

What is your Lao Liu's most unique resource? Is it two minions and thousands of broken guns?

No!

It's Lao Liu, your identity as a red N generation!

Since you have the status of the red N generation, is there a problem with getting back your ancestor's private land? Is there a problem? Is there a problem?

Of course there is no problem!

Whether it's cheating, robbing, or stealing, it's all justified!

Well, as long as you take back your ancestors' private land, at that time, you have status and land, and you don't have the final say on how big the mansion to build? By that time, you Lao Liu will eat well, sleep soundly, and it will be no problem to marry as many wives as you want! In short, everything you wanted to do before but didn't dare to do, it's a little KESS!

So all the questions are focused on one thing: to take back your ancestors' land!

Where is your ancestral land?

I don't know? ……

Tip for the first time: What is the country name today? Bing Dog! Great Han Dynasty! Do you understand?

…… I don't understand yet! Damn it!

Tip 2: Where is Han? Bing Dog! That's right, Yizhou!

As long as you take back Yizhou, and then take advantage of the situation to dominate Jingzhou, when the time comes, you want to be famous, you want people, you want money, and the whole world can go sideways! One day you feel unwell, raise your arms and exclaim: Go, follow me to Beijing to petition! You led the army out of the Qinling Mountains, and you sent your younger brother to lead the division to Eryang (Nanyang, Luoyang). The double-barreled cannons opened fire in unison, and there were no grievances under crossfire. Who else in the world can stop you from laughing like a silver bell? Who else!

When Lao Liu heard this, he was completely convinced.

Big V, every word you say goes to my heart! From now on, you are my Managing Director and CEO! Yes, we'll do it tomorrow! Liu Zhang's illegitimate son, why does he occupy the pit of his ancestors and not. What, he also has the surname Liu? Phew! Is he worthy!

Lao Liu was about to pull the big V to set off.

Big V said, wait.

What are you waiting for, it's about to dawn! Lao Liu is about to run away with the big V.

This time, Big V had a cold face and asked:

Lao Liu, how did you go about retaking Yizhou?

Do you want to show your ass to Cao Bai of the North Production Team and kick it casually? You must know that Cao Baimian not only wants to kick your ass day and night, but also wants to occupy your old watch's own place - Jingzhou!

Is the house you live in now your own? Yes, it is not. It was your old watch that lent it to you!

There is also the grandson that the Jiangdong production team often sends to you in Qiubo, so you ran away without saying a word? Don't even hold a hand?

What if my grandson has a depressive episode?

Lao Liu was stunned at this time. Yes, I was excited just now, and I forgot about the other two bigwigs in the commune, Cao Baimian and his grandson! But it was so easy for me to find the light in the dark night, how could I stop because of two trouble-stirring bastards?

So the big V jumped out of bed and gave Lao Liu's head a heavy shock:

Silly! Since you and your grandson are eyebrows, and since Cao Bai's face is not dealing with you and your grandson, then you might as well pull your grandson and beat Cao Bai's face before leaving!

Lao Liu was happy when he heard it: although Cao Baimian is tall and weighs three hundred and six, he is a newcomer, he is not accustomed to the water and soil, and he is vomiting and diarrhea! Now that he is hammering him with his grandson, he does have a three-point chance of winning!

Big V glanced at Lao Liu and took advantage of his illness to kill him. What to fight? The night is dark, and you don't just go to the door and burn the house!

So the fire burned Chibi, and the Sun and Liu coalition forces defeated Cao Cao.

Lao Liu has a big V as a military advisor, IQ and strength fly together, and conspiracy and treachery are the same.

Lao Liu took advantage of his grandson's brother-in-law, and when Zhou Yu and Cao Baimian, who came to help, fought desperately on the front line of Jiangling and Yiling, they turned around and seized the four pieces of land in Jingzhou, Changsha, Wuling, Lingling, and Guiyang.

Zhou Yu was fighting with Cao Baimian and was so tired that he vomited blood. When I heard the bad news, I turned around and looked at it, and I was so angry that I vomited blood.

X! Lao Liu's turtle son is really the Liu family's species, and he is a trick!

Zhou Yu, who was angry, wiped the blood foam from the corners of his mouth, threw away Cao Bai's face and wanted to find Lao Liu desperately.

At this time, the big V fell from the sky.

He stopped the angry Zhou Yu and said, "It's true that you have contributed a lot." But this Jingzhou turned out to be the self-reserved place of the old Liu family, and Lao Liu has lived here for so long, so he still has feelings. Why can't you drive Lao Liu to freeze to death under the bridge, right? In this way, when Lao Liu takes back the land in Yizhou, Jingzhou will return you!

Zhou Yu was vomiting blood at this time, looking at the fierce and vicious Lao Liu and the treacherous and treacherous big V, he hurriedly raised his breath and laughed: Big V is worthy of being a big V, and he is so handsome to play a fool! Well, that's a deal!

Lao Liu and Big V laughed and left. Zhou Yu vomited the last mouthful of blood, looked at their backs heading west, and smiled miserably:

Your baby doesn't raise her IQ by scrolling Weibo every day!

Don't think you're taking advantage, wait and see, Jingzhou is a dead place where enemies are on all sides! Brothers, withdraw! Let Lao Liu take the cylinder for us! Wait for Lao Tzu to vomit without blood, and then clean up Lao Liu!