Chapter Twenty-Nine: Cut My Stomach Open
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Cut My Belly Away
Wang Li's exclamation at the huge moose, Wang Xu didn't react much, because he had seen moose in the zoo, and it was normal for males to be six or five or six hundred kilograms, although they were deer, but this weight looked really scary.
A normal male moose can reach a height of two meters four at the shoulder, a body length of two and a half meters, weigh more than a ton, and have a bunch of deceptive large horns, even larger than a rhinoceros.
Wang Xu searched in his backpack, and there seemed to be no long-range attack weapons, and the most lethal ones were electric shock batons and impact drills.
However, if used properly, the probe on the Luoyang shovel should not have a problem piercing the moose's head, and of course, it is easier to drill a percussion drill.
The only problem is how to put the probe and percussion drill into it.
With the character and size of a moose, even a tiger can be overturned directly, not to mention a human being.
In later generations, there will often be news of moose colliding with cars on high speeds, which shows that although this big guy is a cervid, he has not inherited the timidity and agility of the deer family, but is a bit like a stubborn donkey and a bull.
"It should be fine with your Thor or Hercules." Wang Li jumped off the tree and said.
"There's a problem." Wang Xu waved his hand: "Can you lure it over?" ”
"He has a bad personality, and he will never die even in the face of tigers, leopards and wolves." The ink wolf swallowed his saliva and said a little cowardly, "So for the sake of the emperor's safety, let's change the target." ”
"Dig a hole here." Wang Xu drew two points.
"Dig a trap that can fit that guy?" Wang Li looked at Wang Xu like an idiot, "When you finish digging, it's dark." ”
"Call you stupid, you don't believe it." Wang Xu rolled his eyes and asked the ink wolf to dig a lot of small pits on the ground that were more than ten centimeters in diameter and twenty centimeters deep.
Because it is a shallow layer of 20 centimeters, it is very fast to excavate, and it takes less than 10 minutes to dig the ground.
"Remember, this is called a trap, whether it is a horse or a deer, their calves are very fragile, once they are trapped in this small pit when running at high speed, they will break bones, lose their mobility, and no matter how fierce it is, it will also be a checkmate thing." Wang Xu patted Wang Li on the shoulder, "If you encounter the Donghu cavalry in the future, you can defend their charge in this way." ”
The corners of Wang Li's mouth twitched, "Sounds good." ”
"It's better if there are wooden thorns or iron thorns buried underneath." Wang Xu smiled and tied the rope between the two trees, "But for safety, we still have to find a convenient place to escape." ”
"We can hide in a tree and shoot it slowly." Wang Li pointed to the tree next to him.
Wang Xu nodded, "It's a good idea, but it's a little difficult for me." ”
"You don't have climbing magic?" Wang Li asked.
"Yes, there is, but we generally don't need to climb, we can fly directly." Wang Xu said with a smile.
"Flying ????" Wang Li's eyes widened again.
Finally, under the kneeling and begging of the ink wolf, Wang Xu returned along the road accompanied by a clansman, and Wang Li and the others prepared to hunt, with the whistle as the signal.
Wang Xu also knew that he would also add to the chaos if he stayed there, so he accepted the plan, and when he followed the other clansmen back for five or six minutes, he heard a dull and terrible chirping sound from behind.
If you find an adjective to describe the moose's call, it is like a combination of a donkey and a marmot, which is not only penetrating, but also has a strong sound.
The huge wailing sound of the moose frightened the countless birds in the forest, and Wang Xu saw a flock of hen pheasants running out not far away, running wildly.
This roar has a kind of spirit in the Tiger Roaring Mountain.
The moose's screams then intensified, but only lasted a few minutes before disappearing, accompanied by the sound of a whistle.
Wang Xu breathed a sigh of relief and turned around and walked back.
The bloody smell in the air could be smelled from afar, and the already moist land was moistened by the blood even softer, Wang Xu did not walk into the body of the moose, but stood dozens of meters away and quietly looked at the behemoth with the Luoyang shovel on his head.
It's really big, the dead moose looks bigger than the living one, the probe of the Luoyang shovel pierced the back of the moose's neck, and the blood stained the dark camel fur and the pair of huge antlers, still dripping blood, looking very shocking.
Wang Xu could feel the teeth of the clansmen next to him chattering, this was probably the biggest prey they had ever seen.
"When this guy rushed over, I thought the earth dragon had turned over, it was too scary." Half of Wang Li's body was stained red with deer blood, and he jumped over and shook the blood on his hand.
"How to get it back is a problem." Wang Xu looked at the people present, except for him, there were a total of eight people, and it was indeed a little difficult to carry away this big guy of nearly a ton.
"It's a problem, so why don't you roast it on the spot." Wang Li blinked.
"Good idea." Wang Xu nodded and ordered, "Mo Ding will go and call Mo Jia and them over first, let's roast and eat some first." ”
The tall, lanky Mo Ding was the scout in charge of reconnaissance in the clan, nodded, and galloped through the forest like an ape.
"I can't believe I can hunt a calve." The ink wolf looked a little weird.
"Go around and see if there's anything unusual, the smell of blood is too strong, I'm worried that it will attract the attention of other beasts." Wang Xu said to the ink wolf, and then commanded the others to dismember the moose and live.
Although the firewood in the forest carried moisture, it could not bear the lighter Wang Xu, and after lighting a fire, he directly put a half-human-high huge deer leg on the stone frame and baked it.
I've eaten a lot of venison, but it's the first time I've eaten a moose.
Mo Ren, who is responsible for skinning, is naked, and after dismembering the reindeer, the whole person looks like he has been soaked in blood, looking like a bloody person, holding a deer skin that is also blood-red, and showing a mouthful of white teeth with a smile, which is really scary.
"It's been hard work, and with this fur, I can at least buy a few fur coats for my clansmen." Wang Xu smiled at Mo Ren,
For Wang Xu's compliment, Mo Ren was overjoyed, his mouth was even more exaggerated, and he was about to run over with a deerskin, scaring everyone away, even if they didn't have much demand for hygiene, but they didn't want to get too close to a person who was fished out of blood.
Mo Ren hugged the deerskin and went to the other side aggrievedly, looking at them pitifully.
"In recognition of your extra efforts, I'll make you a hat when I go back." Wang Xu glanced at the huge moose head that had been cut off, and then looked at Mo Ren's current state, feeling that he should be able to cosplay the druid perfectly.
Although he didn't know what the hat was, when he heard that Wang Xu was going to reward him, the grievances on Mo Ren's face were swept away, and he knelt on the ground to thank him, while the other clansmen were full of envy.
The taste of moose meat is much better than that of wild boar, especially roasted, although there is no seasoning, but the taste makes Wang Xu's eyes shine, and the people who have eaten the fruit after a day of hunger have long been hungry and thirsty, and after Wang Xu cut the piece he eats, he rushed up to the huge deer leg.
"You can only eat roasted food." Wang Xu frowned and threw a knife over and asked the ink wolf to cut the roasted part.
Wang Li looked much more elegant, holding the steel fork given to him by Wang Xu and the dagger he used to cut the venison with a look of relish, "Beautiful, the meat of this giant beast really has a unique flavor, and it is more tender than the venison I used to eat." ”
"It's hard for you, the eldest son, to drink blood with a group of our savages." Wang Xu quipped, feeding the remaining little to the golden eagle.
"You, a person in the envy family, have gone down to earth, what is it for my son to eat some raw meat? Besides, isn't this a barbecue? Wang Li smiled and said, "But who did you learn the art of fire refining from?" ”
"Naturally, it's the Suiren clan." Wang Xu said with a smile.
"Is there a story?" Wang Li's eyes lit up.
"Now is not the time to tell a story." Wang Xu waved his hand, took out two Durex from his bag, and put them on his sneakers.
The painful experience of stepping on excrement before made Wang Xu very heartbroken, after all, in this era, there should be nothing more comfortable than the pair of sneakers on his feet, and he still wants to wear them for a few more years.
Fortunately, there is a portable multi-functional artifact like a condom, which is a must-have equipment for a staff member who often wanders in the wilderness.
Adding safety measures to the shoes made Wang Xu feel at ease, and strode over the ground stained red by moose's blood, looking at the remaining flesh and bones of the moose.
The skinned and dismembered moose are equally massive, and the hesitant body is too big for a knife to cut through.
Mo Ren, who was rewarded with a whole calf, leaned over and said, "What does the Emperor want to do?" Just leave it to me. ”
Wang Xu pointed to the body of the deer, "It shouldn't be moved." ”
"If you wait for the ink armor and them to come, you should be able to carry it." Mo Ren was also a little uncertain, after all, they had never hunted such a huge prey, and yesterday's red deer was only more than three hundred catties, and it was not difficult for three people to carry it, and there was no problem for six people to carry it back to the tribe in shifts for more than ten miles.
But the moose in front of him may weigh six or seven hundred pounds naked, which is not something that can be easily carried away by three more people, not to mention that today's journey is farther than yesterday.
And if you only take a little bit, it would be really too wasteful, and when you think of the scrawny clansmen in the clan, Wang Xu will not dare to waste it.
But if you want to carry them all back, you will definitely delay the trip, and it will be evening, if you can't go back before the sun goes down, it is really dangerous in this forest, even if Wang Xu has a compass and a flashlight in his hand, he can't guarantee that he can take them back.
Moreover, the ink wolf was still a few hundred meters away, and found traces of wild wolves.
Just when Wang Xu was thinking, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the ink wolf lying on the stone and sighing for life because he was too full, and his belly gave Wang Xu inspiration.
"Cut my stomach open." Wang Xu shouted at Mo Ren.
"Huh?" Mo Ren's hand shook, and the shiny bone in his hand fell to the ground.