Jiangnan. Suzhou. Ramie Village

There is a poem: "Jasper is made into a tree high, ten thousand hanging down green silk, I don't know who cut out the thin leaves, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors." ”

But see, on the shore, two yellow orioles are singing green willows, and a line of egrets is in the blue sky; In the river, a flock of geese leisurely bend to look at the sky and sing "oh ~ oh ~ oh", their white wings gently pluck across the river, the water marks ripple away, and the red goose webs paddle around in the crystal clear river water, which is cute.

On the small bridge at the head of the village, there was a boy about fifteen or sixteen years old, pushing a sheep's horn cart and slowly walking towards the village. The shadow under the pale green leaves on the car revealed golden round things, only to hear the young man shouting: "Sell pears, sell pears, the skin is thin and juicy, sweet and refreshing dripping big duck pear~"

A few little girls frolicking on the street hurriedly ran over with their feet upside down, "Brother Li, Brother Li, why haven't you come for so long, you want us to die." ”

The young man smiled and asked, "Xiaoguang, Xiaohuan..... OOXX, how have you been."

"We're all fine, but we can't hear the story told by Brother Li, and I'm panicking." The girls chattered.

"Oh, Brother Li has something to do and is far away, so you are worried. Okay, today I'll tell you a few more stories, so that you little girls can enjoy listening to it~"

"Oh yes! Brother Li is so good! Brother Li is the best~ Brother Li is the first handsome in the universe~" The girls cheered.

"Let's go, go to the big locust tree in the village, and I'll tell you while selling pears."

On the field on the shore next to the bridge, the three or five old men said with a smile: "The popular little brother is here, these little crazy girls can be regarded as someone who can hold it." ”

"Yes, ten miles and eight villages, just count this kid's ability."

"It would be nice if I married my girl, but why didn't this child open his mind."

"Fan Er is ambitious, don't say it, this ordinary person really can't get into his eyes!"

"Hey, old fellow, how do you talk, don't you beg for a beating?"

"Ouch, I didn't mean that, hey~~Don't, don't~" ........

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When the boy put the BMW car away, ah, no, it was the sheep's horn car that was put away, and I saw all the girls sitting around in a circle, looking at him with expectant innocent eyes.

The young man coughed and sang in a coquettish voice: "Don't look at me like this, my face is like a red apple, I am ~~~~" E~ habitually deviated, stop and stop, come back and come back. O__O …

The young man coughed and said, "I went back to my hometown Nanyang this time, and I went to Wei County with my eldest uncle and my second uncle to see my third uncle." Well, these pears are local specialties brought back from there. This pear is beautiful in appearance, golden in color, pear stalk like a duck's head, thin skin and small core, rich fragrance, crisp and refreshing, moderate sweet and sour, unique flavor. It is actually "natural nectar", which has the effect of clearing the heart and moistening the lungs, relieving cough and asthma, moistening dryness and facilitating convenience. It is suitable for this spring dry season, and the effect of boiling cream is better. Pointing to the outside of the village, there is a saying: "Don't eat with geese and crabs!" ”⊙﹏⊙b

All the girls said in unison: "I know Brother Li, we will give you full marks in this advertisement, double click 666, and when we go home, we will call the seven aunts and eight aunts to buy your pears!" But let's tell us the story first, we've been hungry and thirsty for a long time. ”

The young man said, "Now, okay, I'll tell you a story related to pears first, which was told to me by Brother Wei Junwang." ”

"It is said that ~~ There is a Taiwei Kong who returned to his hometown of Mount Tai from Taishan, passed by Wei County, and brought this Wei County specialty pear, after returning home, let a few children take it and share it, one of the children gave the big one to the brothers and sisters, and picked up the smallest one by one. Captain Kong was very strange, so he asked him how to eat small ones? He replied that my brothers were older than me, and that I should eat the small ones and let them eat the big ones. Captain Kong asked him strangely why his sister ate bigger than him, and he replied that his sister was young and he had to take care of his sister. After the news spread, everyone praised this child for knowing how to be humble and being a good boy who is sensible... Xiaoguang, Xiaohuan, OOXX, you say, do we want to learn like this little brother? ”

The girls raised their little hands: "Study, study," and sang in unison: "Learn from Lei Feng's good example~~~~~~~ "o╯□╰o---- (How many people sang along with the song loyalty to the revolution and loyalty to the party?) In fact, I remembered Zhao Chuan's song "Finally I lost you in the crowd". ）

Xiaohuan looked at his round and chubby body, and shouted: "I have decided, I will give the dried corn to Xiaoguang to eat." "So all the girls, you and I said a word, and they all made various wishes to each other.

The young man shook his head and said, "Don't be in such a hurry, listening to the wind is the rain." Everyone remember to help each other in the future, humble each other, remember this spirit, always keep it in mind, set an example, and contribute to the construction of a harmonious society! ”

All the girls raised their hands to make an oath again, and their mouths were silently chanting.

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The young man waited for the girls to finish playing, and then said, "Okay, let's continue." Or this Captain Kong, there is a story related to him, it is said that he passed by Wei County that day, and saw a person crawling forward on the way, he was very strange, and kindly asked this person what was going on. This man told him that he would see a few young people in Handan walking very good-looking, so he thought of Handan to learn this kind of walking footwork, who knew that after arriving in Handan, he found that each person walked in a different way, but each has its own beauty, each has its own wonders, he seems to see, I don't know how to choose to study, when I want to go home, but I have forgotten how I walked, under the choice disorder, he had to go back on his stomach. However, if he goes home like this, he is afraid of being said, he wants to leave the Shouling Farewell Business of the Lang Evil King's family first, and then go home when he recovers. Seeing that he was pitiful, and after asking him in the same direction as his home, Captain Kong took him and prepared to give him a ride. When I was buying pears, I heard that the footwork taken by Handan was good-looking, just because they all practiced the "tiptoe walking" dance skills, which were mostly secrets, and it was difficult for outsiders to peek into their secrets. ”

The girls were full of little stars: "Walking on tiptoe? I want to learn! ”

Xiaoguang stood on tiptoe to make a kick shape and asked, "Is that how you tiptoe?" ”

Xiaohuan shook his chubby body and asked, "Is this how you swim?" ”

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Dusty, chickens and dogs jumping, a noise............

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Bang bang ~~~ The earth shakes the mountains and shakes ~~~~~~~

I saw that the wind and sand were everywhere in the distance, and a whirlwind blew quickly, and it was in front of me in the blink of an eye. Scattered the mantles that the crowd had blown and staggered. Almost want to run away.

A rough voice came from the center of the storm: "What's the trouble!! ”

Then, with a deafening tone of 800 degrees, he shouted: "Brother Li!! ”

In a trance, a round humanoid creature that looked more than two circles larger than Xiaohuan jumped high, rushed towards the boy like a cannonball, and threw the boy to the ground with heavy drops, and kissed the "horn" a few times.

The boy struggled........

Everyone watched in amazement...........

Oh, Xiaoguang said weakly: "Cousin, you spare Brother Li's life."

When the humanoid creature heard Xiaoguang say this, he looked down and saw that the young man was out of breath and couldn't stop foaming at the mouth and rolled his eyes, "Ah", reached out to the young man's neck, shook and shake~~ Shake to Grandma's Bridge, oh, no, it was shaken, and said excitedly: "Brother Li, are you swollen?" Is it because you see me excited? I also miss you, you want to kill you~~~"

The soy sauce party of the onlookers was silent, and the young man who was on the verge of a coma cried silently: "You think I want me to die." ”

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Seeing that the young man was less breathless and more powerless to struggle, Xiaoguang cried out with a "wow", and rushed forward to pull the hand of the human creature back: "Sister Wuyan, you let go of Brother Li!" ”

Seeing this, the little girls also recovered from their silent state, let go of their fear and fear of human creatures, and rushed forward one by one, you pulled me to try to evacuate the human creatures from the boy.

The humanoid creature - Wuyanxin was reluctant to crawl away from the young man, twisted his round body, shook off the girls, stared at the big copper bell and pouted the blood basin MS grievances and muttered: "You disturb people and Brother Li, people don't follow it~~"